ZOMBIE LAKE by The Cinema Snob

[killdoser666]

I bought this film about 2 years ago for £2:50 and I felt cheated out of £2.49.

[FreeCharlie420]

get out of your moms basement

[666DFW]

Missing the point somewhat but never mind. There's some great zombies on fire in this however

[ladner3000moviebuff]

i loved the scene where the women skinny-dipping get their naked asses and boobs grouped by the nazi zombies

[Skulldini]

Yeah, Shock Waves was a pretty decent well-made modestly-budgeted ( but not totaly grade Z ) horror film, which did kinda influence a new strain of cinematic ghoulies ( nazi AND sub-aquatic too ), much like Night of the Living Dead had ( in its case flesh eating zombies ).

[Skulldini]

Besides Shock Waves and this Zombie Lake here, there are actualy three other movies, which I'm aware of, with the zombie/nazi theme, they'r Oasis of the Dead, Zombie Brigade and Night of the Zombies ( the American one with Jammie Gilles ),.. and Lucio Fulci's Zombie Two featured an under-water ghoul ( Shock Waves also had THAT first, if Im not mistaken ).

[Clipper52a]

Would you like to have sex with one of those girls

[TheInferno7]

The Film was shot in just 3 Days (!) by Jean Rollin (denying it) after Jess Franco REFUSED (!) to do it by not showing up on set. So it' s not a Jess Franco Film as some DVD Covers say. But it' s a Eurociné Production, the little girl is played by Producer Daniel Lesoeur' s daughter Anouska (cheaper this way) who's also been in the opening sequence of Franco' s "Cannibals".

[zedus456]

if you really want to see anouther bad nazi zombie movie then my freind you have got to watch zombie oasis.

[Zeetana]

Hmm, I could like a guy like you if you didn't have so much filth imprinted on your mind from watching these movies, lol.

[thecinemasnob]

lol, my mind has progressively gotten worse over my 27 years.

[germyfromirc]

Great Review of GREAT MOVIE!~ ok, well I should say CLASSIC movie.. I had forgotten that Jess Franco had a cred on this.. which most likely explains Howard Vernon popping up in this thing. And yea.. that time warp BS always confused the fuck out of me as a kid.. it was like taking a xanax before watching this thing everytime

[HorrormovieQueen]

when the young girl pulled out the bowl which i assume is blood it looked like a bowl of tomato soup

[racer180sx]

dead snow is a better zombie nazi movie... i think.

[baggyboo]

can you belive this was one of the movies banned in the uk in the 80s along with a lot of others under the video nasties ban

[Skulldini]

Shock Waves had something of a concept and an explanation for the "zombies",..they were suposed to be geneticaly engineered and it was based on the actual secret occult investigations and medical experiments of the Reich. This movie had no such concept or explanation to it.

Also, that scene with the girl swiming takes place in daylight yet in the underwater shots theres no sunlight from above.

[coolninjatvprod]

Your a really good reviewer

[LEATHERrebelJUSTICE]

Troma movies?

-i have seen this movie and it is bad

[tomx63]

Yes, worst movie ever! Yet I could not look away.

[ihaveart]

This movie looks 100 times better than Zombie Diaries. I wish a Zombie would have eaten me before I watched Zombie Diaries.

[stewiesbabe]

well if i recall, it looked very modern. 17 into 1978 would be the year 1995. it didn't look like 1995 to me.

[stewiesbabe]

that's like the remake of halloween. the lead girl is a baby in 1978, when the film starts. cut to today and she's in high school. she should b 30 for god's sake!

[wwereaper]

i did also realise that there were cell phones in the new halloween movie aswell, i saw that and im like wtf? what year is the setting?

[connorreis]

where does it say 1978 in the remake

[stewiesbabe]

in the beginning of the movie. right?

[mulukchuwen]

You really ARE a cinema snob. I think I ♥ you.

Btw. Did you notice how that green zombie still had perfectly good blonde hair. I couldn't help but chuckle. And if the extras are trying their best to keep from laughing their heads off, then, well, you know it's a piece of shit.

[mulukchuwen]

ah christ. the fucking markup didn't come out right.

[pandasuki]

I can't stop laughing!

Speaking (or reading) about this kind of movies is better than watching them. So thanks to Snop for doing this.

:-)

[20579329]

jeezo this movie is so old and big time cheesy i saw it on the zone horror channel last night and it totally sucked!

[pablostgermain]

this is the worst film i have ever seen.

i can't believe he didn't mention the zombie knife fight

[family736]

is it as bad as oacais of the zombies? because that is really bad. sorry for the bad spelling

[Cr0spy]

it's no where near as bas as Horror Of The Zombies. That is the worst zombie film EVER!!!!!

[SpecialAgentKato]

Lol that bowl of blood looked like minestrone soup

[Deanguitars666]

hhahahaha that looks horrible

[solidturd666]

when i bought this film, it was in a different box with pictures of another film.

I really love the make up continuity was hilarious.

[taoist77]

Fuck me! I've seen zombie lake and know very well of it's atrocity to art -hehe! But you say it isn't even the worst Zombie flick ever? I find it almost impossible to beleive that anything can be as bad as ZL, so whats the joe d'amateo one thats worse?

[poperpants]

Thats french films for ya

[Komet163B]

This is a misunderstood French made masterpiece of filmmaking!! lol Almost in a league all its own..

[dmolestina]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

[JanoSeishu420]

Zombie lake is a very bad movie. It has the right elements to be one of the ''so bad its great'' movies. The problem is that its to boring. Otherwis it would've been great.

[drhoneydoo]

Now zombies are green? Were these guys serious? Green?

[eneru234]

hte makup for the zombies sucks

[tangsheen]

i thought this movie was good

[tumblekool]

Quite a humorous review,but if you dont like zombie lake send me it!

the effects onthe nazi soldiers look fine to me.

nazi zombies rock!

[egglady]

Nah, Oasis of the Zombies is the worst Nazi zombie movie. ;)

[OhMyGodIAmInHell]

I think this movie was excellent!

[skrag2112]

This movie can be summed up in the words of Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo from "Mystery Science Theater 3000". Paraphrasing their review of "Attack Of The The Eye Creatures", "The director, producer, actors and all involved in this film JUST DIDN'T CARE!"

[opusdeihoy]

que porqueria

[Scathach80]

Moses had two films in his bunker. Namely, The Man Who Was Sherlock Holmes and a Hound of the Baskervilles adaptation.

[xxstaggerxx]

This guy is so pissed off.

It's hilarious haha

[skellaway]

Sounds a little bit like Jack Nicholson :-D

[Gorehound12]

The review is quite accurate, but I 'fffucking hate...the way, this guy talks.'

Half the time it sounds like his nose is plugged.

[DarkAngel182]

I actually found Zombie Lake to be quite enjoyable in a "so bad its good" kinda way.

But if you think Zombie Lake was the worst of the Nazi-Zombie films, you should really checkout Jess Franco's "Oasis of the Zombies", now THAT was far FAR worse (and better still there also a completely differant version of that film in Spain using differant extras).

[monstersmack]

lol!

[ThaVoid]

Sad thing is, this is actually one of Jean Rollin's better movies...

[grahamlaur]

Jesus Christ, Zombie Lake is truly a hellish experience.  I don't know if I believe you when you say that it isn't the worst zombie movie you've ever seen.

[totallyaffum]

LOL that is awesome

[CostelloCostigan]

Nice one!

[strikecommando7]

can you review ninja untouchables in that boxset you're holding? the movie is actually called untouchable glory.

[Scathach80]

Actually, the two films in the bunker were a version of Hound of the Baskervilles and The Man Who Was Sherlock Holmes. No idea about Tojo's film viewing list.

[thegreathorror]

Yes!, yes! You did one of my favorite movie's and one o the last ones I ever expected you to

do! Thank You!

[elquetemonta]

At least tha movie has topless volleyball gals.

[SJCM]

Great review as usual Snob! The line about your cat was great haha.

[oxfordjames]

Damn, I wish you had warned me about Zombie Lake earlier, I have three eyes now!

[jerisboyfriend]

Hey, I liked this movie!

[buckiemohawk]

omg your back yesssssssssssssss

[Carrigon]

The zombie makeup in that thing looks really bad.

[Twisted871]

the breathing body was hilarious.

[thecoronersreporttv]

What about Blood Sucking Nazi Zombies(Oasis)!!! I can not watch that with out falling asleep.

[SanguineSymphony]

I never got through it either and had late fees from Hollywood due to it...