man vs lion

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Lion: "? People usually aren't this stupid."

[demonkidzero]

Somewhere a hyena was rofling

[TheNumberOneLeo]

I wanted to see him throw the toilet paper...

[villainandfox]

This lion is a big pussy

[pissed7off]

Mindfucking the lion.

[Hyyra]

rare footage of a mammal dealing with a lion and not getting killed (and it is HUMAN???!!)

omg. but thats okay id do that too if i couldnt decide should i live or not

[swizzletik]

Why do this in the first place?

[glocksify]

What they don't tell you is they fed the lions a cow before they filmed this. Thier fat, full, and tired!

[mccohen15]

Uhhhhhhh let's see.. bravery or stupidity ???????

[OBrien19]

if in doubt pack a roll of toliet paper

[yrytgdh]

who needs guns when you got toilet paper...

[RasTaHFocKaH]

the lion noticed that his being FILMED ang being FOOLED by the MAN that's why he WALKS away.....

LOL.....!

HAHAHA

[sendittobryce]

the lion is half tame and used to these encounters or else Mike would be dead.....

[sheyon1000]

@sendittobryce yeah and the lion is still pretty young as well,hes a bit confused..

[pissed7off]

@sendittobryce mmmm, no...

[sendittobryce]

@pissed7off Hmmmm......must be from a new species of lion where mature adult males don't have manes........

[pissed7off]

@sendittobryce Or the guy has studied lions enough to know how to mindfuck them

[sendittobryce]

@pissed7off My original post said that the lion was half tame and used to these encounters with humans and I agreed with comment that he was young, curious, and confused which is typical......you disagreed with, "mmmm, no"........I then replied with a smart-ass comment......then you start talking about "mindfucking" the lion, totally changing the subject because you realized that it was a young lion and you were wrong.

Correct?

[pissed7off]

@sendittobryce No... I think we're on two vaguely related wavelengths here.

[sendittobryce]

@pissed7off Totally confused now......

[EGarrett01]

That lion was HUGE and muscular. They aren't normally that big. Compare it to the second, normal lion that shows up.

[honestman43]

Hmmm. Do the names Timothy Treadwell and Steve Irwin ring a bell to this idiot? You are NEVER in control around a wild animal.



[onetaothree]

This motherfucker is even dumber than Timothy Treadwell .... the guy who did basically this same thing with bears in Alaska 'til he got turned into bear shit for it.

[michaelsterling28]

@onetaothree

Totally agree with you. What is the point of this? Seriously, we all know these animals can kill us pretty quickly, so why put yourself at risk? For attention?

[hunter1801]

Couldn't watch the whole video since I was laughing my ass off after he revealed his master plan to ....throw the toilet paper at its head if it attacks.....

[mossbones1]

asshole

[jman45361]

mikes an idiot :)

[built04Cobra]

animal planets had about 10 snipers on this lions head, ready to kill it if the lion attacked

[19sweetandbrown86]

WTF, toilet paper? Well I guess it's appropriate because most people in that situation would be shitting themselves.

[Sokuom]

@19sweetandbrown86 hahahaha

[pnvang2]

Lion:  Okay, whatever...

[ilmawn]

Mike has an ass !!!



[JimmyGunXD556]

No part 2 what a suprise.....LOL!!!

[TodayFreedom]

These morons always end up in the same scenario - eventually the dangerous, hungry wild animal eats you. "Bear Man", "Shark Man", "Lion Man" - - - - - "DEAD MAN!"

[tomcatdcn]

@TodayFreedom I don't know why anyone would go out there without at least a 30-06 and even that is a little mild for some of the beasts out there

[masterkiter89]

how can 20 people dislike this, holy shit

[jerumd]

Fuckin balls of steel 4 reals!! O_O

[redwolfmendoza]

The man is not stupid. But he might be insane. Whatever the case, he's got balls.

Impressive use of body language to confuse and deter a lion.

[TheWww420]

u know ther about four dudes behind the camra man aming at the loins head

[portisalpha]

What. An. Idiot.

[RockBeatc]

Lion: 'Oh Shit , toiletpapeRrr!'

[bigglyguy]

Now that's real balls. Stupid and suicidal but balls.

[MrJuliancho2008]

that man so stupid, these animals are still wild and invade their space if they react

[kalebsfootmodels]

he's holding the toilet paper in case he fill his pants

[NimbleGeeza]

Why ???

[Poseidon99Jeus]

paper toilet has double functions now !!

[YPEROIG]

Fool, tolo... homen tolo..... fool man...........this man is fool, crazy.... este homem é um idiota, louco.

[coelkwsm]

A roll of toilet paper is nice....but it's a poor substitute for a 500 grain monolithic to the skull.

[ElPetitBuda]

Quins cojons que té...

[vivalahansi]

like a boss!

[11chicco11]

I cant beleve how people are stupid..he think that he knows lions???he is idiot fucking idiot and he had a incredible lucky....end

[DMnAQ]

2:14 i thought it was about to go down.

[TheMoveken]

the background music reminded me of the documentary about the illuminati

[4everInaDay520]

Inbreeding cause impaired judgment,mike must be white

[asmachkina]

Another fool, who will have his picture plastered over  some media announcing his demize.

[massblast92]

roll of toiletpaper... works to soccer referees......

[hankday31]

Mike has a death wish

[EXT109]

Must have balls of steel to be that close to a lion!

[Emblemz]

-guy poses for lion-

lion: sry dude i dont swing that way...

-guy changes poses-

lion: wtf is this guy doing?

-guy gets up and wants some luffin-

lion: fuck this im outta here...

[mj22revolution]

@Emblemz hahahahahaha

[MrSirlulzalot]

Lulz- if the lion attacks- he'll throw the toilet paper... Ha! I've heard some retarded things, that now tops the list.

[kim0mandelli]

@MrSirlulzalot The lion doesn't know that.

Actually this guy is having a perfect conversation with the lion using his body language... efficient enough to make the lion step back.

[BlackAus07]

Sure ill do it give me m1014 shotgun with frag rounds and ill do it.

[wesley1975]

couldn't have done this with a bengal tiger

[BlackAus07]

Balls of Gold

[ACDCfan358]

I don't understand why he did that.

[mccohen15]

A roll of toilet paper ? R u serious ??

[47flamenco]

@BALL00NEYT00NS you are hell funny.haha.

[shotgunreverend]

Mike is this years winner of the Darwin Awards

[Assu95pk]

DAMN NATURE!YOU SCARY!

[keltingr]

balls bigger than his brain, that's for sure!

[christivie121]

An african man killed an adult lion bare handed by breaking his skull with a kick even more powerful than a tiger strike. He killed it to save his own life though.

[brasileirorusso]

The lion should have said: I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! BUNGHOLE BUNGHOLE BUNGHOLE!

[MultiMagnificus]

Vaya par de huevos

[cchhgg123456]

Steve Erwin HAD balls too!!!!!!!!

[SpraxIAKS]

@cchhgg123456 Yup, but those balls weren't part of the reason why he got killed by a stingray of all things.

[cchhgg123456]

FOOL!!!!!! 

[timofthedead100]

i love the comments like ....he can get away... and shit

but in reality..

none of u dick lickers have the ballz to do what this guy does...

that lion could have easily killed him.. one good hit to the face and hes gone

[bellufjanten]

Simba? :D

[GosekkkkK]

toilet paper? WHY?

[geniemist]

I thought he will start masturbating when the narrator at 1:52 said: '' trapped, without any hope of escape, Mike is pushing the challenge beyond the limits...'' xD

[farshad040]

@geniemist LMFAOOOOO!!!

[Reborn1561]

If this man get his ass killed by a lion don't blame the lion. Blame the guy for being that stupid. You don't go a lay down as you want or just walk around with 2 lions near you. And especially not if they are wild. Than i think Dave Salmony is better for this job, he takes less risk than this fool.

[nicocrv]

que huevos y que clara la tiene, cualquiera no puede hacer eso

[amilom007]

this is not a man, this is a fat bear

[faisalwrf]

hes got some balls man

[Dcook85]

I don't care what anyone says, that is idiotically suicidal.

[vicmatrix2009]

DEVERIA APARECER UNS 10 LEÕES DESSES E TE DEVORAR SEU CANALHA!!!

[DeepSetEyesDance]

THIS IS NOT DANGEROUS.

[MrTKDWillie]

Don't come any closer or I'll throw this f-fuckin r-r-roll of t-t-t-toilet paper at you!! Ain't it funny how tree huggers gripe about hunters taking down game, yet, go into the territory of the same animals...and throw toilet paper at them?? Lmao! And they even talk about doing it a second time!!

[Toritodevillademayo]

1:33 Come lion! Fuck me! jaja xD

[Toritodevillademayo]

Alguien me podria explicar en español porque desde un pricipio estaba acostado frente a un par de leones? y que carajo intentaba hacer el forro? :S :S

[420conejo420]

1:29"man, this nigga aint gonna do shit."

[southsidesman]

They say GOD watch over fools.

[888HiFive]

i believe lions have a natural fear with humans

[alBoorack]

What's with humans and f***ing with lions.

[MarcusEFN]

How is he able to move with his HUGE BALLS?!!!?!?!!

[ZeldaTimer12]

lol, if that lion would have known how puny humans are, he wouldn't be so afraid! I mean he was all like: 'wow what kind of animal is tha- WHOA!' XD

[ageofmyths2]

lol i like at the end "but what about next time" why would there be a next time...... and if so why would anyone care if he got eaten.

[NDMHUNTER1]

I like the roll of tiolet paper very useful in such a situation along with a fresh pair of pants

[MistaFrz]

He couldn't do that to a female lion #seriously

[XxJ4YFRO5TxX]

This guys not smoking crack or nothing??

[tkglobe85]

How much does he get paid to do this?

[CRABCRUNCHERZ]

1:33 its a porno mans goin to tap that lion

[Ahabida]

cute lion

[JRock005]

The lion is a little afraid of the man because the man doesn't seem to be afraid of the lion. He doesn't know what kind of defense you have.

[KathieLovesSkittles]

I just wanted to say to that commentator...NO SHIT!

[DJ2down]

That's a great fuckin toilet paper commercial! hahahaha

[MrJohn1966elliott]

Hey, Mate go ahead, Lion want eat to you, Yum ! Taste like Human meat, Com' on.

[zebamv]

lion beast, that has lost a fine meal

[contrerados]

WHAT ABOUT NEXT TIME?!

Have A Colt 1911 cocked at that cat's face

[predatortheme]

@contrerados He should have a Small Submachine gun ready in his hands...incase he misses.... and I would also want the staff to be armed like shit. Dont understnad why hes doing this without anykind of backup

[pokemantrader]

FUCK THAT!!

[g6TJFX]

It is now Mike the King of animals.

[DudeBearCow]

I tip my hat to you dude.

[MrHokeykokey]

What they don't show is the ten guys standing behind he cameraman with loaded Uzi's.

[Antipopularization]

@MrHokeykokey Loaded what?

[GodofWar2510]

@MrHokeykokey Indeed

[uwmbigb]

@MrHokeykokey Exactly, I figure they have got to have some rifles trained on that lions head

[seeg91792]

@uwmbigb he said no one in the group has no firearm..pay attention

[uwmbigb]

@seeg91792 Actually it's "Mike doesnt have any weapon" - pay attention before you smugly correct someone else and risk looking like a fucking douchebag LOL

[seeg91792]

@uwmbigb bite my shinny metal ass

[firethower99]

@MrHokeykokey LOL!!! Shit, more like rocket launchers.

[xanderwat]

So...how does one practice this?

[HIHIMIII56]

Ca, c´est du courage!

[MoneyR8]

jesus...

[DorxII]

there is going to be a next time ?-_-

[jakedogg71]

Can we all say IDIOT!!

[lordrach2]

@jakedogg71 if that would be you than yes ;)

[Killzone4evernever]

WTF!???? :O

[UltimateDarkSim]

Damn this dude is crazy. I Lion can launch itself at a prey at high speed. Laying down on the ground is insane. It makes me think that these lions are not wild.

[evildeathmonkey1]

@UltimateDarkSim It has to do with lion behaviour. By laying down the man appears less treating to the lion. He's actually communicating with the lion the entire time. By changing posture he tells the lion, ''I'm no threat to you, but I won't take any bullshit either'' That's the very fine line he is walking here. If he comes of to strong the lion will attack in defence, if he comes of to weak, the lion will attack to see if the man is potential prey.

[FortuneSeek3rz]

Fine line between bravery and stupidity.

[lordrach2]

@FortuneSeek3rz a casual pianist should not talk about bravery

[jarrantyler]

Wow. 2:17 was soooo close

[Infrared63]

This dude has balls that KLANK!

[MrSpraycan96]

"Mike will find himself alone against the two of them, trapped with no hope of escape" LMAO wtf is the camera crew going to do? Film it and send it to "when dangerous animals attack?" They should rename that show to "When stupid people go near dangerous animals" xD

[danielwhitman]

Reality: 50 men behind the camra with loaded tranqulizers

[khanhhoa11anhyeuem]

ôi dời ơi cho tôi một con đi

thích quá cơ !

[jrh4lo]

Is this idiot dead yet?

[marceloelperry]

lo intentare en mi casa

[horsefucker1680]

Leave the lion alone, you asshole? How would you feel if I came to your door with a lion and a hard-on for you? Idiot! Stay in your 2 legged egoist habitat and leave the wildlife alone! You're not helping lions this way. All you can do this way is serve your fat, smelly flesh as a 3-rd class microwave dinner. Douche! No one should be aloud to be that stupid!!!

[82mrmajestic]

Only a fucking stupid cunt would try this!

[TraceurMeeka]

@82mrmajestic just because your balls are invisible under a microscope compared to his you pussy

[Dimelo23]

I bet there's someone scoping the lion in case he fronts .. Lol

But that's a nasty lion .. They scared of toilet paper .. Dirty ass mofos

[jckwe]

@Necroamnthys :D i love you ^^

[Khalidha89]

Balls of steal!

[dinodemario]

That's a dude with balls of steel......

[redking15ca]

Why wouldn't you carry a .44 magnum with you at all times?

[Scheidenkrauler]

What cost one a roll of this magical papers?

[tenoderaaridifolia]

He was too fat to eat! Even a lion don't want to be metabolic!

[ThomasBR1983]

Who else was wanting to see the man get near friendly and cuddle the lion? :(

[BerryM6162]

sooo what does this say about Mike Boys and Girls??  HE IS A DUMB ASS!!!!!

[CattleRanche]

Actually pretty fucking ballsy as well as stupid. Guessing the cameraman or some back up has a rifle.

[CattleRanche]

He's one dumb son of a bitch. Just like that goofy hippy fucker that went to Alaska and lived amongst the grizzlies. Eventually him an his girlfriend became bear turds. These are massive predators with natural instincts to kill. It's not their faults, it's the dumbass humans doing this shit. I sure as hell wouldn't be out there without a rifle or a large caliber pistol.

[rennyjc]

He should have made him a pet! :)

[Firecloud500]

1:33 paint me like one of your french girls jack.

[amsablan]

Only crazy ass White people do crazy ass shit like this!

[WithScope]

Now that the lions are driven away by the smell, it''s time to use that paper

[jcat1411]

Nature guy with toilet paper U Scary!

[fit2bboss]

That's a real boss right there.

[SaAnSr]

its simple ! :

For my personal analytical

the lion did not attack because he did not know the type of what he is facing and didnt know his weapons! .. Example: if the man was a gazelle or zebra, the lion pounced upon and eat him But he does not know what faces you see it is reluctant to attack for fear of finding something that is not pleased This subject and Maver ..

[RasmusDog]

how do he that?

[elequentum]

mike is like a gorilla. no wonder the lion is not attack him

[lduro3]

the lion is like i dare u look back ......

[maintalnuttenkiller]

thats unbeliveabule i like ....very very strong will from this guy

[SmartGuy4today]

Do you know if he just stood there and did nothing, the lion wouldn't even bother to attack him.

The Lion's only feelings were caution and curiosity. If it wanted to attack it would do so in an ambush manner, which is how any species of cats attack unless it fell upon a carcass in which case it will scavenge. Now it is true that a motionless body can be confused with carcass. However, it will know by the scent of the human if it is dead or not and I assure you it won't bother to attack.

[Wanteddys]

Uuuuh, hey guys look, the fat fuck with the toilet paper is back and he still believes we are afraid of it. I think we should quit fooling around, he is big enough now to feed us all ...

[Turboilmental]

There's a thin piece of toilet paper between Brave and Dumb.

[Scrauso74]

...good that you explained to me what was the toilet paper for...I tought that in case of danger he was using it to clean his own shit... ;D

[Wanteddys]

@Scrauso74 LOOOOOL I laughed so hard on your comment ... I almost had to use some toilet paper myself :D

[jonbenboxer1]

fat man eat lion

[viyark]

whats the point of the toilet paper. incase he shits his pants ?

[TraceurMeeka]

@viyark an arm+ roll of paper is longer than an arm+ nothing, duh...

[brett8483]

@viyark lol and the even funnier thing is that it worked... i suppose he was taking a dump when the lion came. but what about the guy with the camera recording it?

[jevonee13]

always a white dude



[Joker16707]

Anytime time a wild animal decides to attack you for stepping in its backyard its your own fuckin fault.You wouldn't want them in your house so we have no right to be in theirs