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  • For all you haters just go with it because I bet you make fun of him to for an Indian accent. Soooooooo SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

  • camel jockie dune coon

  • portuguese are better thand sand niggers you fuckin hoadgie go back to juruselum

  • This nigga is so dum . We don't sound even like that

  • Fucking retarded. He can't speak portuguese, why is he doing a joke about something that he even don't know what is? Sounds very stupid to me.

  • U suck doing standup!! bitch ass confusin spanish-indian tiny-dick-nose-a-like!!

  • Not. Funny... Asshole.

  • English sounds just like German spoken by deaf people.

    see? I did it aswell,,, Recipe for comedy in America!

  • see if you understand this in portuguese: e se fosses pra puta que te pariu?

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  • maybe spanish look like high portuguese people speaking, no ? yes our language is similar because we share the same mother language which is latin . why can't idian people speak properly then ? go fix my cellphone and gtfo .

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  • common i'm portuguese and I think it's fucking funny

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  • I think Spanish is mispronounced Portuguese, but if this asshole says this... Cause Portugal got here first, not Spain.

    And we say ''Como estás?''

    They say ''Cómo esssstássss?''

  • lie!

  • that grin smile on your face is not folling anybody pal...

  • I'm portuguese and have seen a lot of comedy poking fun at the gees, and they're actually funny. But this is just an idiot making fun of the language and butchering it before hes done any research on it. Yes, the language isn't the prettiest, but that cheep imitation wasn't even close enough to the real deal to even be funny.That was just a little to much.

  • Funny how people take this shit seriously. This is why we have wars all of a sudden. Russell does this as a joke, fucking hell, don't take this shit serious.

  • Before You making fun of our language, think of yours first...

    And Portuguese doesn't sound like that at all!

  • maybe we do sound like deaf people trying to speak spanish but i have to say that i'm really proud of that. It is much easier for us to learn and speak other languages than it is for them and much, MUCH easier to hide our accent when speaking them :)

    compliments from Portugal!

  • Im Portuguese, learning Spanish in University and honesty, he's right. Portuguese is one helluvan ugly language to listen to. Spanish is beautiful and flows nicely. Also a lot easier to learn.

  • lol im portuguese and im not angry, because i need to laught at myself before i can make fun of another person

  • AND IS NOT EROPEAN PORTUGUESE IS ONLY PORTUGUESE

  • MAS QUE MERDA OLHEM AMERICANOS DE MERDA SO POR TEREM UM BOM EXERCITO NAO FAÇAM POUCO DOS OTROS PAISE PORQUE SE BEM ME LEMBRO VOSSES SAO UMA CAMBADA DE IGNORANTES QUE SÓ SABEM MATAR MATAR E GUERRA SE HOUVER UMA LINGUA OU UM POVO EM QUE DEVEMOS CULPAR E GOZAR SAO OS AMERICANOS VOSSES SAO TÃO IGNORANTES E ESTUPIDOS QUE NAO CONSEGUIRAM COM A VOSSA ORGANIZAÇÃO E TECNOLOGIA QUE VOSSES SE ORGULHAM, DE PREVER O 11 DE SETEMBRO

  • @TheSaionora 'tas mau homem... o gajo este e' do Canada; entao cala a boca fedorenta, pa'!

  • man.. if you want to make fun of portuguese language just do some research first lol, cause it's exactly the oposite of what you said! spanish looks like badly pronounced portuguese lol

  • A friend of mine told me this. Obviously, I now know where he got that.

  • Se os americanos tivessem metade da história que Portugal e Brasil têm já tinha mais respeitinho. Eu desafiava-o a ir fazer isso pró Norte, a ver se saía de lá vivo, tipo Porto ou Braga

  • that is wy your show its empty of real people

  • ta se escondendo atras da lingua portuguesa para mostrar a burridade dele  eat hot dog you fuck stupido portuguese people is quality am proud viva a lingua lusa

  • É que nem piada teve. / It wasn't even funny.

  • Here's my imitation of american people:

    "Mother fucker. Fuck this shit. Dah... Fuck! fuck fuck mother fuck shit mother fucker. i kill you mother fucker. What the fuck! Fuck you, mother fucker"

    That's how Americans sound to me... they don't know how to express in other way. 

  • @Seichinha Lol he's canadian :D!

  • @Seichinha Burro! Burro! Burro! Burrooooooo

  • @Seichinha erm ... he's canadian

  • @lilsi93 well i thought Canadian are much more educated... maybe i'm wrong. Probably they are too much closed to U.S.

  • @Seichinha Dont get offended. He's really funny and makes fun of all races,religion etc.. btw i lke the portuguese language. I'm actually trying to learn it but not sure which one to pick brazilian portuguese or european portuguese.

  • @lilsi93 got it ;) Well since i'm Portuguese i would recommend native Portuguese of course ;) What are the differences? It's like English spoken on United Kingdom and U.S.

    Native Portuguese expressions terms have vowels with more heavy tone and Brazilian do not. Anyway, both spoke Portuguese and it's an wonderful language ;)

  • @Seichinha oh ok. its just that there are 200 million brazilians compared to only 10 million portuguese. But european portuguese sounds nicer and easier to pronounce :)

  • @lilsi93 Not exactly... in fact it is estimated that there are about 32 million Portuguese outside Portugal, or in total are about 42 million. I am not sure of these numbers, but it's something like that.

  • @lilsi93 About your choice, although there's the dialectic difference between Portugal and Brazil, recently there was a spelling agreement between our two countries and both countries having corrected and "tuned" certain expressions and words.

    Anyway, not looking at numbers, ask yourself this: If you were to learn to speak and write English, which would you choose: the English used in another country or native of the UK?

    It's up to you... nevertheless, any choice is a good choice ;)

  • @Seichinha I Would be biased lol. I live in London so i guess i would choose the native language of the UK. From researching i've found there is more access to brazilian portuguese than european portuguese. but anyway thanks for the help. ;)

  • @Seichinha What does this have to do with the video?? This guy is Canadian... so you need to make a more relevant comment...

  • @Seichinha he's Canadian

  • Fu*k You bastard

  • F**k u (vc e um viado seu bosta sangue de barata fica falando mal da minha língua Acorda e vai fazer outra coisa em vez de criticar da língua de um outro pais e suas piadas são. As piadas mas sem graça que eu já ouvi na minha vida se enxerga seu gay)

  • Take the cock out of your mouth...

  • Sabem por que ele ta a falar assim e porque lhe ta a doer cu ontem comilhe o cu todo pronto e o que acontece

  • Portuguese does not sound like that at all....

  • so people hate on this man but don't say SHIT about comedians who ALSO make fun of race like Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, and most insult comics

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  • Russell Peters = CABRÓN IDIOTA = CABRÃO IDIOTA = IDIOT FUCKER !

  • portuguese people can talk any language perfectly, but... other peoples from other countries can't talk portuguese, not even spanish or brasilian( yes brasilian people talk a rude kind of portuguese, that is not the original) so it's natural that that retarded can't talk portuguese :)

  • @hmftgt no need to criticize other countries.

    já deu para perceber que és português como eu mas não vamos começar discussões aqui, senão isto vai azedar aqui a zona de comentários.

  • @worldlux O problema é que os portugueses são muito burros!

  • @juliandants tu ainda consegues ser mais burro, pois ele refere-se a quem fala português... Brasil incluído.

  • @juliandants da próxima vez aprende inglês para perceber o que disse.

  • ohh...i came here to laugh and i was disappointed :(

    sure i'm portuguese but i really thought he was going to say something funny about portugal...sad....stupid people are stupid~~

  • @Mafalda92 His imitaion of Portuguese people was awful. It wasn't funny in a positive way. It was insulting.

  • @azariah15  I agree :)

  • @Mafalda92 E eu ri de vc adoro piada de português

  • @juliandants obrigada :P pelo menos alguém se divertiu com isto xD

  • comedian!!??? In my country (Portugal) we call that rubish...

  • Mr Russell Peters you should study a little about portuguese and spanish history and if you want to make fun of a language at least learn how to speak it correctly... you only show ignorance and stupidity... look at your country and people...you have a lot to laugh about.

  • @cleo2218 Good comment. A lot of things can be said about India and Indian people.

  • If i remeber well the Spanish didnt look so good after they got their ass whooped by the Portuguese in the Battle of Aljubarrota

  • Even more funny is to listen to this english speakers trying to speak Portuguese or Spanish! If they could realyse how ridiculous they sound; And comming from the americans one can expect everything. They confuse Portuguese with Spanish as they confuse Mexico with Spain. They think Spanish people are Spanics, and as for Portugal......they think is in some place in south america. They also think that in Brasil, people speak Spanish. Lol!

  • @multijoao1971 concordo

  • You know what the sad thing is? This idiot is Canadian, but to be fair to Canadians, he's from Newfoundland. That's a province well known for their lack of intellect.

  • @multijoao1971 My grade 7 geography teacher (long time ago) didn't believe me when I said Portuguese was the official language of Brazil. But then I asked a classmate of mine (Brazilian) and she confirmed it.

  • Ah!! Se eu pego um gringo desses na porrada, eu arrebento o cara a ponto dele ir de ambulância para o hospital. Até porque o conteúdo da piada dele não faz sentido nenhum, nossa pronúncia não se assemelha em nada com a maneira que ele nos debocha. Foi apenas uma piada pejorativa e sarcástica da cultura brasileira. Não é porque um babaca desses fala essas coisas que eu considero todos os americanos "farinha do mesmo saco" não. Mas este aí merece apanhar e muito.

  • When I came across this video I was hoping to hear some smart literal jokes based on funny observations about the Portuguese language (maybe in the vein of George Carlin's jokes on the English language). Instead, we got this. An unfunny, desperate performance with no basis in accuracy to make jokes from. The truly funny stuff tends to be based on SOME kind of observable truth that we can all laugh at. I hope Russell can try a little harder to be less insulting and more genuinely funny.

  • people that laft of this are really stupid and ignorant!!! both languages come from latin aswell as italian... there are called latin group of languages and are similar it's true but diferent in many ways... by the way why american sound very diferente from the english?? are death ou retards?? (i'm portuguese and can speak english much better than most american people! tha by the way even spanhis that they learn in school is so bad)

  • @hjmsqa Your spelling clearly illustrates your superiority in the english language

  • @VindicoPotestas

    well my friend.. i noticed i wrote some mistakes but this is internet afterall...nobody cares!! anyway my badrighting is so far much better than the sound of the "bad comediant" in the video trying to sound similar to portuguese or spanish... I didn´t say I was superior in anything but wanted to say that it's stupid this kind or "racistic humor"...

  • @hjmsqa kind of (sorry)

  • Just stupid people that don't know that don't know what talk about... FUCK YOU RITARD MOTHER FUCKER... SPANISH AND PORTUGUESE CAME FROM THE SAME LANGUAGE, SPANISH SAIS "UNO Y DOS" AND IN PORTUGAL WE SAY " UM E DOIS" IS COMPLETLY DIFERENT RITARD.... MOTHER FUCKER .|.

  • Can you talk indien language? Is the USA original..!!

  • VERY IGNORANT, USA ARE ALL IMIGRANTS...LOL ;(( VARY SAD!

  • Dude this guy is so dull. How can anyone watch this and enjoy it? FU

  • My avo wants to smack you with her chinela. You're a douche. I doubt anyone found this video from searching for Russel Peters.

  • Take the egg out of you mouth and then you will be able to talk in portuguese

  • not funny at all, i was hoping to some smart jokes, but I guess not lol

  • Where are the Catalans, Galicians, and Basques on this thread to point out that not all of "Spain" speaks "Spanish"?

  • Love the way people are slagging him based on culture and language, and in the same breath say he's american. LOL - He's not...AND... it's a joke, he's joking nothing more - stop reading too much into things

  • how could someone take an american seriously. he can't even talk portuguese correctly

  • THIS GUYS IS A FUCKIN jOKE

    hE SUCKS MAKE FUN OF PORTUGUESE PPL lET ME CATCH U WALKIN DOWN THE RD dUSHBAG !

  • ele faz sucesso?

    porque esse cara merece "ir cagar"

  • Que grande inergume atrasado mental!

  • Vai mas é pro caralho, seu filho da puta. Vai levar no cú seu caralho que tá foda

  • Come on guys, this is just a joke... a bad and stupid one, but still a joke... I'm portuguese and I don't really care about the ignorance of this long-nosed guy.

  • @BorgitoRicobo it is because you are Portuguese. If you were Brazilian, you would surely be offended...

  • @MrIgorXavier Are you serious? Can you tell me a good reason for that?

  • Deve ter um namorado espanhol este paneleiro do caralho

  • I lived in Portugal for 18 years and never got used to the terrible sounding language. Hate me, Tugas, but the language sucks.

  • @egads23 Maybe it sounded awful because you were around uneducated people. But the language is a nice language. Maybe you were just too stupid to learn Portuguese.

  • Retard, not funny American idiot, KILL THE RETARDS LIKE THIS GUY (GAY).....

  • Fuck off. Vai gozar com a PUTA da tua mãe, paneleiro do caralho....

  • the language portuguese come from latim!

  • nt funny -.-

  • he is sooo hillarius!! I love him!

  • @roseola is he? I mean, you do?

  • @MrIgorXavier havent you see all his other videos? I could laugh for hours! and I dont have nothing against the portuguese language ,infact I think is the sexiest language on earth it sounds very romantic, smooth and sonorus I wish I could speak portugues! by the way if you cheek my channel on my favorites I have plenty of brazilian music! I JUST LOVE IT! Russel just like to make fun of all cultures including his own, people should not take it personal.

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  • @roseola We Brazilians, when making fun of the english or american, at least we pronounce the words correctly.... That's the point.... And he is not funny. Not my taste.

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  • The video already finished and I'm still waiting for some fun.

    O vídeo já acabou e eu ainda estou esperando alguma graça.

  • Dear 9 gaggers: Americans

  • I came across this guy today when I was searching for funny chinese accent.

    But alot of his material is just trash and not even funny. He is WAY off on this one.

    Nothing worse than an idiot who thinks he's smart... except when they are given a microphone & podium.

  • idiot

    

  • It's sad, because it's not even like that. Only a retarded portuguese person (literally retarded) would speak like that.

  • we don't say "uno, dos, tres" , we say "um, dois, três". Pretty different, moron.

  • we dont say: "HAAAAA" we just say: como estas?... not coomoo estaiiis??

    retard

  • hahahah it's kinda funny

  • how can portuguese come from spanish if portugal is older than spain?

  • @worldlux are u kidding me don't u know history,... portugal came from spain

    O.O

  • @trishafenix -____- Are u serious?

  • @trishafenix i know i am portuguese -.- Portugal was founded in 1143 and recognized in 1179 whereas Spain was only unified as the country we know today in the 15th century when in 1469 the two christian kingdoms of Castile and Aragon became united by marriage of Isabella and Ferdinand.

  • @worldlux entao sabes que portugal antes de ser um pais fazia parte do reino espanhol.. mesmo que o conceito pais venha mais... portugal não é mais antigo que espanha...

  • @trishafenix meu deus que reino espanhol, não havia cá reinos espanhóis nessa altura nem espanhol era falado... Reino Hispânico isso sim e por hispânico (não confundir com espanhol) entende-se por península ibérica houve um reinos hispânico (Galiza) que se dividiu em dois, e se fores a ver o galego falado na Galiza é praticamente igual ao português. é mais parecido português-galego do que galego-espanhol.

  • @trishafenix Portugal não é mais antigo que Galiza, Leão ou Castela, mas é mais antigo que Espanha como unidade, que é um conceito "moderno".

  • @worldlux Spain was only formed in the 18th Century, but the etnicity has been there for a long time.

  • @LordMacKarl you're right but in that case the ethnicity is hispanic from hispania (englobe all Iberian Peninsula), so in that view, nobody comes from nobody we are all the same.

  • Brazilians don`t speak that way, but portugueses do!

  • @juliandants lol now y'all speak spanish? That's great, finally the brazilians are going to stop butchering the portuguese language!

  • @suncrosssilverweb Who said that brazilians speak spanish now, silly? But portugueses have a very different accent of brazilians. This dumb guy speaks like a a portuguese. And everyone who is informated knows that Brazilian portuguese is very different from portugal.

  • @juliandants Neither Brazilians or Portuguese speak like that you idiot.

  • @juliandants

    So you're a bastard just like him.

  • im half portuguese, and this is fuckin jokes. too bad they cant take a fuckin joke.

  • @misanthrope013

    A clown just can conceive a Funny Joke when he knows much more than this! Otherwise, is being nothing else than a full retarded!

  • what about canadians ask what the portuguese people think about them ? nobody cares about canada...canada will always be in the shadow of the united states...what a f*cking losers...

  • hahaha, too silly as many natives english speaker

  • what a fucking cunt! Portuguese dont speak like that, so good try u idiot!

  • ignorant 

  • this is soo ignorant! Portuguese and Spanish are completely different!

  • ohhh god its funny to watch idiots making fun of portuguese people,when they really dont even know the diference from portuguese language and spanish.

  • Ignorant. Uno is only is spanish. Um in portuguese. Totally diferent pronunciation, even the semantics. Portuguese came from Spanish?? Christ..Ignorance its a sad thing..

  • @Geko2006

    @worldlux

    Epá, mas vocês querem parar de atrofiar... é um comediante... não sabes aceitar uma piada sem ficar com dor de cornos?

  • @DiarrheaIsFun Posso ficar com a dor, mas o papel de corno estás tu a fazẽ-lo. Até para se fazer bom humor, é preciso ter conhecimento de causa.

  • @Geko2006

    Não sabes discutir com uma pessoa sem recorrer a insultos?Chamas-me de corno com que propósito e bases?

    Vamos ser honestos aqui:o humor não tem regras ou barreiras,podes gozar com o quiseres,como quiseres,toda a incepção do humor se baseia nessa ideia.Vais ver Monty Python não há ali conhecimento de causa nenhum e são os melhores humoristas de sempre!

    Já quanto ao Russel Peters não posso dizer que sou fã dele,mas irrita-me estas atitudes"tugas"como se não se pudesse gozar com Portugal.

  • @DiarrheaIsFun Quem disse que estava discutir? Nem me dei ao trabalho disso sequer...Ta, ta pois...ok...leva a bicicleta. Tens razão és o maior...Contente?bye bye

  • @Geko2006

    O último refúgio de um homem sem respostas ou argumentos.

  • for a INDO_AMERICAN moron you should be making fun of your father, that is if you ever found out who was the bastard your mother took the $20 that time. Learn how to speak Spanish and then you might fucking learn the difference of Portuguese you moron

  • The ones who sound like a deaf person are americans trying to speak portuguese.

  • this is so bad...

  • @buxadonoff, De acordo. Eu, nas aulas de espanhol, também me lixava. Rato, Espantoso, Embaraçada, Folha,Todavia, por exemplo, são palavras que, em espanhol, querem dizer outra coisa.

  • ....No. Just no. Knowing Portuguese does NOT mean you have to know Spanish! They are two COMPLETELY different languages! The fact that you think you're being funny with this just proves how ignorant you are of other languages and cultures.

  • Why are people getting offended ?

    It's a fucking joke >.>

  • Portuguese is much more complex than spanish with more verbs, prepositions, adverbs and pronouns. First learn to speak our language, one of the most difficult of the world. Then, respect it because english is the language most stupid and easy to learn. Look to yourselves first, if we look like death people speaking spanish, you look like retards british.

  • you think your funny you fucking retard....i am portuguese and i am fucking proud because we are the only people that can speak almost any language with the right accent....and you dickhead you speak spanish and portuguese like a fucking retard...dush

  • @ecboss10 and by the way....don t you fucking joke about us, we are the fifth more spoked language in the world, question...how a small country almost an island built such a world, because before your country even had a name ours was already born 4 times...we are a civilization with almost 1000 years...

  • This fucking camel cock sucking Mohamed wanna be, is the only retard here. He's making fun of a language in which he can't even count to three? Plus the fact that portuguese isn't even close to spanish. Spanish are the ones who use alot of tongue motion to pronounce words. Not portuguese!! Asshole!!!

  • Dickhead fuck him

  • I have to admit it's kinda funny but I feel offended ...

  • Ignorant!

  • O portugues veio do Latim

  • hes retatded i hate him makng fun of portugese

    

  • retard.. metes nojo !

  • How sad..... smh

  • Not bad...i´m Portuguese and i get the joke...but he should learn how to speak Portuguese a little better, that way it will be more fun...

  • That wasn't even portuguese and this guy makes portuguese people sound like their speaking retarted spanish THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

  • .. retard

    

  • The most stupid fact in this video: He is speaking Portuguese with brazilian accent, Is the same thing that compare British, with American English! Te American accent sound rigth (as Portuguese), the British sounds like they're all pussies (like brazilian accent). Even for a comediant ure lame, Peters.