Let's Play Wacky Races 4: Desperados

[Superellysan]

Love your work. Just thought you should know.

Probably heard it a thousand times already.

P.S: No reply needed.

[DeceasedCrab]

@Superellysan And yet here it is. Thank you.

[Superellysan]

THAT IS NOT TEXAS!

I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED WHEN PEOPLE STEREOTYPE TEXAS!

I AM FROM TEXAS!

I SHOULD KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

[DeceasedCrab]

@Superellysan You smell and are dumb.

[DeceasedCrab]

@Superellysan Not Texas, just you.

[JonoRei]

Canadian Desperados are jerks to say the least

[corjonbett]

Second was the Ant Hill Mob.

[corjonbett]

No, THIS is Red Max, the previous guy must have been Pat Pending...

[Resistanceisfutile1]

The water in the Texas cave is DEATH WATER!

[rawrthewolf]

what does the bomb do?

[ipodlord1]

whenever you talked my computer made nosies

[flutterpony]

I wonder why he was captured in America. Is our crime rate really that bad?

[zswords]

I don't think it's Texas DC.... I think it's either Arizona or Colorado....

[lolanimie101]

I've been to Texas it doesn't look like that

[thissolemnvow]

Everybody do the cactus dance!

[artman40]

First part of the New York level reminds me very much of the early part of Dr. Dante level in Widget for NES.

[gdement]

@6:00

"Chillax" - I love that word. Thanks for sharing it.

[melunu]

My

Recipe for Chillax

Half chill (Ice cream)

Half relax (Apple Crisp)

Stir and let 'cool'

Tastes great!!! Try it

[GullGet9]

Hmm, something to add to "Things DC Hates" list- Bears.

Hey, it's the Ant Hill Mob as the New York boss.

[ScionofCreed]

Juniiiii!!!! You are not alone with the mysterious water death!

[drunkendan]

I drink tapp water and actually it' just as healthy as bottled lol

[invertin]

SNATCHER NO SNATCHING

[AquamentusZero]

Maybe DC should LP Snatcher?

[xveers]

Canada's name actually comes from an odd contraction. When people first came there, there were nothing but tons of cannons. So when people went there and said what was there, people replied "Cannons, Duh!". However, this was usually said after about 4-6 drinks, so it got slurred into Cannahduhh.. and then Canada!

[FacePunch0]

Could the enemies be more random in this game? Or, better phrased, could they make less sense?

[TMM098]

Apparently Texas is very like Cocoron.

[ALK82]

Hey, it's a Tapir cameo!

[InzuDraRagna]

Dance Tapir! Dance!

[zebezd]

Did you even NOTICE Tapir? And did Tapir dance for you? He should have.

[LavosXII]

Maybe you were thinking of Russia instead.

"Cannon, da."

Hooray puns.

[gdement]

Looks like Jeb. Must have joined the race from Beverly.

[MiracleWings]

What, Whomp Em wasn't too much bouncy clouds for you?

TOO BAD! This is the NES! Bouncy clouds all around!

Bouncy bears too. Why not.

[Rocky183]

I'm either too sleepy or DC is a slight bit crazier today.

[Trorbes]

While normally the enemies seem only vaguely related to the setting, I do wonder if they were trying to say something with the pigs.

[MaduinB]

The 'beat boss' jingle reminds me vividly of Little Samson. Now I see nothing but Little Samsom. Smell nothing but Little Samson. Taste nothing but. Feel.

[BlackSolan]

When I saw the giant boulder rolling toward you in the mine, I didn't even think of it being a boulder. My mind took "Texas" and when I saw that, I at first thought "Two guys fighting with a cloud of dust around them, it IS Texas!"

[TranceCowboy]

I think is was a wise choice not to make fun of our canadian teams lol! =) Except calgary, everyone makes fun of em'! lol So feel free....

[PataDeL0r0]

"HOLY COW ITSA ROWBOT"

That really made me piss laughing. Okay, seriously. Awesome as always.

[Sparky245678]

I can see why you dislike the bombs. It's like taking the Bow weapon, stripping it of it's advantages, and leaving the disadvantages. Being weaponless would be better, I think.

[Jigglysaint]

Actually no, Bombs are actually quite useful for some bosses. For one thing, what it lacks in range it makes up for in vertical reach. The Bow weapon goes straight, and has a slight delay to it wheras the Bomb has an arc, and does damage after impact. For example, if you battle Rufus Roughcut with the Bow, you need to get a straight shot and time it right but with bombs, you can duck in the alcove and shoot bombs and damage him from there.

[Mxyzptlk246]

Actually, it may be Arizona. Or Arizona may be this level. I don't know for sure.

[OnyxNexion]

YOU LOOKED JUNKER!

[BlizzardOfTheCoast]

What is Tapir doing in texas?

[BlizzardOfTheCoast]

Shotzo! It's Muttley In Dreamland!

[garrahasfunk]

what does the bomb do?

[gianlucanders]

In "new york" the haoses are the same lol

[xoyv]

that last level looks more like mexico

[Enum995]

Im drinking tap water...FROM A BOTTLE

[MasterwabbitMW]

Bears. #1 threat to America. Or Canada, in this case.

[SakimotoFanboy]

... AND a 2001 reference. Cool. I feel close to slightly intelligent now. Or maybe I've just read/watched to many books/movies.

[greenpuppet43]

Please continue making jokes at the expense of sports teams. I find them most enjoyable.

[SakimotoFanboy]

Oh, yay, Heinlein reference. :)

[Actizn]

Desperados don't belong in Alaska. /Raven

[NamelessFragger]

I thought you'd just leave the Snatcher references to that one episode of Let's Play Skuljagger, but I guess it deserves more referencing. (You probably won't LP it because Ronack did a commentary-less run through the Sega CD version on YouTube already; that's the reason why I get all the references.)

Anyway, I'd still have to wonder what the developers of this game were thinking, making a platformer out of Wacky Races rather than, well, a RACING game...

[snipzor]

I don't think these stages very well represent Canada. Maybe Quebec.

[AlexandervonKoopa]

Texas looks nothing like that. Arizona maybe. Texas no.

Still, Rick Perry might as well be a mariachi desperado. And Texas has a possum problem, which is close enough. And Town Lake's water looks absolutely filthy.

And also, hopefully I post this before people demand that DC LPs Tanooki Tactics.

[hobojoe285]

Since when does canada have desperatos? They would be the annoying >>

[EternalNightmare1]

I was wondering if you were ever going to use the bomb ability. Now I see why you avoided it.

Also, why is that hillbilly with the bear in a cave in Texas / Mexico? Nothing makes sense anymore.

[Valis77]

Boomer royalty! This game is decent i ant beleive i overlooked it.

[RavenXeo]

WHAT IS WITH THESE LEVELS?!

They have NO transition AT ALL

And the map is insane.

[Ilikethissomuch]

I'm really surprized there wasn't a cocoron or tapier comment in this vid.

[ultrazeldafan]

yeah, me too

[Ellimystic]

Cactus dance, do the cactus dance!

Shake up the shack with th-- YOOWW!!

Grr frm rzzgn blllvvt GAH!

[tomloadsadosh]

Bouncy Clouds!

[x4Baraka4x]

"The MAYOR of Texas." lol

[felly1329]

Shouty guys aren't acceptable.

Especially if they claim they know the cure for cancer.

[ultrazeldafan]

yes because everyone knows headshots are NOT the cure for cancer

[Redfordcrate]

Luke and blubber bear. They are rednecks. Apparently.

[zaperatus]

D.C. rules!

[SchlossRitter]

Nice and wacky. But no racing...

[fruitman456]

Big Apple, 3 am.

[fragasnap]

Surely this is not Texas, it is Mexico!

[fingusa]

Deadly Snowmans ? wow

[AmmosPheonix]

What I learned:

You cannot go through clouds, and little bits of it can attack you

-Snowman in Alaska are pure evil

-Canada derives from the word 'cannon' as in -Cannon-da

-There are lots of endless pits in Queens and Manhatten

-Texas is a big peach coloured wall

-Batman is the mayor of Texas

-Texas has a raccoon problem

-DC gets bothers at a mental level by rocks and snails

DeceasedCrab, I enjoy your lessons in your video! Awesome!

[googoogjoob42]

Why are there tapirs in Texas?

[TheHelldragon]

WOW! You've done it! Too bad you didn't Cactus Dance. Also, there were a load of Tapirs, BUT NO DANCING. I'll live, though. At least there wasn't any Nibble in this game. Also, Mystic Cave Zone. Righteous. Back to my bottled Mountain Dew. Tap is fine, but fizz is the biz...ness.

[Jigglysaint]

Lazy Luke, I think that's what that last boss was called. Interestingly enough, all characters in this game have alliterative names. According to Nintendo Power, Lazy Luke actually has no specific attack pattern.

[StarkMaximum]

"Say goodnight, Babs."

"Goodnight, Babs!"

The name Tanuki Tactics interests me. I like Japanese mythology and I like almost any game with Tactics in the title, so Tanuki Tactics sounds like it'd be right up my alley.

[Vickyorlo]

Heheh... This game breaks the world. It has Alaska in America. FUN ISNT IT... And bouncy clouds. Thats not how clouds work :O

[Jigglysaint]

Yes, because we all know that Alaska has nothing to do with America, right?

[Sparky245678]

Why is Alaska being in America weird? It is part of the U.S....

[Jadriam]

Hmm. Maybe he's in a southern state past the safe point for well water. Montezuma's Revenge is bad for dogs. Then again, he can breathe under water without any difficulty. LOGIC ERRORS.

[gameandroy]

hey i live in texas! don't make fun of its water :(

[PocketEmerald]

YOU PEEKED, JUNKER!

[CaradosNuax]

Wait wait wait

Why is Muttely in Alaska when he is attempting to save someone in Brazil?

[HCBailly]

Love the StarTropics 2 reference!

[Leerimius]

YOU LOOKED JUNKER

[HobocidalManiac]

The tap water in Texas is horrible. So I think it would kill you instantly.

[HobocidalManiac]

Holy crap! My house was in the Texas level! This game has amazing attention to detail!

[Introbulus]

No, you won't dream Dave. You will dream of that Hillbilly, who is apparently the son of those three Texas Mayors that you killed. That's what you get for messing with Texas apparently!

[LaZodiac]

I've really got to learn to wait intill the videos over to post. Yay for Red Max being in Canada!

[LaZodiac]

Any insults at our sports team would take with me. I may be Canadian, by sports are not things I like.

Its about the Blue Jays failing againest the Yankees, isn't it.

[Noata]

Lol, nice Muttley skills there.

[Melaciour]

GO Go America and DC!

[GidionX]

YOU LOOKED JUNKER!

[AerialBlast]

Mutley can't swim...

*head asplodes*

[ClaudiusD]

So... you can't go through clouds, but gray metallic boxes are immaterial from the sides? WTFrog game?

[pikachudips]

ha... I don't understand how the clouds are bouncy unless they're anti-grav cotton covered trampolines

[Jigglysaint]

Go play Super Bonk. There is a rule that all clouds in platform games must be bouncy.

[SuperMasterLegendary]

XD It's just like the show, he gets frist place then loses in the end!

[gathering2]

will there be a 4th course if you complete all 3?

[DeceasedCrab]

Nope.