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  • How to make a glory hole:

    On one side put a sign saying "Do not stick your mouth around this hole."

    On the other side put a sign saying "Do not stick your penis into this hole."

    ???

    Profit.

  • Nobody looked over the wall?

  • 2:20 Sign saying "Fall to the floor or you're a dead man!"

  • wow 200,000 plus views off a 3min video.

    derren is encouraging would be trickster

  • The creepy tune and the box reminds me of Doctor Who

  • 1:59 i was expecting the bird to look through it hahahaha

  • little known fact: the first version of pandora's box actually contained confetti and snakes.

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  • That kid at 1:37. Did anyone else gasp at the cuteness?

  • i love kids...rebelious, rebelious kids... lol

  • i always wonder about those ones where the person faints or falls over. They always seem to bend at the knees whereas if it were real then surely they'd fall lose all consciousness by falling over like a pole and hitting their head very hard on the floor, no?

  • @britishmikey when you faint in this way, your whole body relaxes, and your knees, being very loose joints and supporting a lot of wheight/pressure, tend to naturally bend. Also, your instincts, combined with the relaxation, allow your body to fall with pretty much no harm (in a open area, that is. If your head goes agains a chair, you're fucked), which is a defense mechanism very visible in babies, when they fall.

  • @JSLSampaio thanks for the info. i like the way you started your comment, you gave me the idea you might be a medical professional but then you gave a rather non-scientific consequence of of hitting your nut on a chair "you're fucked". True story - I once fainted in a biology class watching a woman give birth on video when i was 14. There was a stool in front of me. Needless to say that the stool came off unscathed.

  • no control, experiment fail.

  • he hypnotized the guy at the end by looking into his eye from the other side!

  • "You can eat from every tree in the garden, but do not eat from the tree of the knowledge from good and evil."

    Guess what?

  • @MardasMan

    lol you believe that crap?

  • @MardasMan lol, but it looks so tastee

  • he poked him in the eye with his penis..

  • this guy should be banned from the hypnosis field!

  • Just like when you say "Don't look, I'm naked" and everybody looks. Of course, that would have two factors involved.

  • He stabbed the kid at the end

  • Midget-y things! Best description of kids I've ever heard :)

  • there should have been a dick behind the hole that poked through once you looked...

  • @Dillan44 glory hole?

  • wait, so kids are curious? who would have known.

  • It's not "naughty" it's curiousity, Nothing wrong as these children saw the possibilty that its not too harmful to press the button. (no bomb or harmful chemicals).

  • 0:25

    he called the kids "midgety things" XD

  • No wonder abstinence education doesn't work!

  • @HentaiFundamentalist

    Yes! Most of the kids I knew who had religious parents who made them follow abstinence were the youngest ones to start fucking, because the idea was repeatedly put into their heads. Abstinence pledges are so counterproductive.

  • Don't think about The Game

  • @tionx12 -+-= you, dude. Lol, I was doing good for a long time! GAH!

  • @Ryainn123 lol u mad?

  • if i was the kid...i would press it before he even said so lol

  • " brought in some midgety things to help out... " MAHA!

  • Phillip Morris was the first to discover this trick 

  • If given something to not do, its so easy to not do it XD

  • Don't think of a cat!

    -Ohhh.. you just did it...

    Sorry about 'playing' with your selfishness.

  • does nobody care that that cat got fracking killed at the end?!?

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  • @LeaningTowardsPisa the cat wasn't killed, it wasn't connected to the wires!

  • WHAT THE FUUU

  • EAT THE SILICA GEL

  • hahaha

    1:38 "so scared..."

  • '... midget-ty things ...'

  • 1:37

  • looks like SAW

  • I love the kids' Explanations!

  • 2:42

    the guy is smilling right after he passed out right?

    yeap this is not staged. I am really convinced

  • So... creepy.

  • I like to do this when i tell someone a secret. never tell someone "dont tell anyone this", because most likely they will.  But if you just tell them the secret they will probably forget.

  • rules r made to b broken

  • The weaker and less trained your mind is, the more likely you are to fall for such tricks.

  • Ohhh I get it... So if I tell girls NOT to have sex with me, it'll be difficult for them to resist me.

  • @rockboy679

    You're right, actually. After you say that, they HAVE to picture having sex with you and then would be curious about it.

  • @rockboy679

    ure right

    one of the pick-up rules

  • @rockboy679 actually, there's a nugget of truth to that. Girls are more attracted to guys who don't overtly compliment them and put them on a pedestal.

  • @rockboy679 to add onto randmnumber, if they can't get you, they'll want you more

  • @rockboy679

    Just make sure to sow a big read button on your crotch first.

  • @rockboy679 youre making a joke out of it,m but yes. if you do it in the right ways. have you ever noticed men with girlfriends are more attractive to women than single men? its called wanting what is not available. if you make yourself unattainable in some way, youll attract women.

  • @anonymousQ45 I completely agree here - that's some great insight. +1 cool points.

  • @rockboy679 More so, if you tell a girl to not fall in love with you, they will :D

  • @dannyville211 Yeah, but who wants that? Then you have to buy them stuff and get married and all. Sex, please. I mean, NO! No sex, ever! Don't have sex!

  • @rockboy679 hahahahahahahaha

  • It must be so easy for him to get laid...

  • WTH happened at the end? oO

  • @Hanayuni derren showed him his massive knob

  • @Hanayuni The guy on the ground is acting. It's not in this video, but I'm assuming that in the segment that follows this, he's there to make people think "Oh my gawd! He looked through the hole, and now he's hurt or something! What WAS it?"

    They're upping the ante, basically. :P

  • @trueShazb0t Oh okay. I feel better now, thanks xD

  • @Hanayuni DB hypnotized u to do something crazy thats y u dnt kno, but ull kno soon...

  • of course the black kids opened it if you tell a black guy to not steal he will

  • what

    the

    fuck

    happened to the dude?

  • Thats not fair. He used black kids who have a criminal DNA pattern

  • @voneinemkindgefict lol, really now?

  • i have ADD, smoke weed, and just have a general lax about everyday life...This dude would HATE me.

  • 2:25 he was holding chloroform to the hole haha

  • @SenorDennis Was that it? Isn't that illegal in someway LOL

  • I don't get it. (not the theory bit- the show bit. What the hell was up with that peephole?)

  • He trys with 5 year olds, and then gets some dude to act for him, unbelievable.

  • What just happened?

  • Our mind can't understand modifiers such as "can't", "not", "stop", etc. If you tell someone don't imagine a black cat, your mind will automatically hear the key words IMAGINE and think of a black cat. That's why if someone points a gun at you, you SHOULD tell them to breathe / relax / remain calm.......not "don't shoot" (their brain will only hear shoot).

  • @arian50 well said

    

  • @arian50 partly true, actually quite good for a generalisation. Diverting the thoughts of an eventual gun-waver to something else, as simple as breathing, is normally the wisest.

    Tho people are very individual, and that goes to our way of thinking aswell. I´ve had this trick played on me many times "dont think of *blabla*" and I never imagine the thing they say. Guess what I'm saying is just we handle information differently! =) Funny theory nevertheless

  • Interesting, and I agree with the theory... But I also think they would have pressed the button regardless of their instructions. Kids are naturally curious.

  • the little black girl at 1:24 is like" OH No YOU Didnt !"

  • Kids that age are like little retards.

  • I think the falling down guy was fake. When I watched it the first time, I thought "Passing out like this on concrete can crack your head open. They couldn't have risked this." So I watched the passing out part again, and noticed the guy put his head down too slow and carefully. I guess it was not meant to be so serious, but rather mystically funny.

  • @NihilistMachinery have you ever passed out? your not falling down rapidly but very slowly

    it happened to me twice already

  • @NihilistMachinery nah...when you go in trance you still take care of your own safety while "falling" or "sitting" , "standing" and such :)

  • Ok... so I should tell girls "don't have sex with me?"

  • wait, what did he do to make the guy pass out? I must know!

  • what happened with the last guy????

  • Little kids can't handle the pressure lol.

  • That...was kind of dick.

  • @NigerianPrince999 lol dick or sick??

  • hahahaha glory hole..derren is going to stick his cock through..people can't even argue it because the sign told them not to look

  • @Exlemic lol

  • Attention all hot girls reading this: DO NOT send me photos of yourselves masterbating in the nude!

  • I do the opposite of this, and don't respond to positive suggestion

  • Those lyin little bastards

  • i dont understand what happened at 2:25

  • @dimsio1993 really? brown was on the other side of the fence... hypnotized him to at least relax for a few minutes...

  • @adiostraitorobama I hadn't thought about it until you mentioned it.

  • This is just like those METH Commercials

  • They had a similar experiment with the adults (but it was with something that they could take and it won't be evident, like one candy or something, can't remember now), but they divided it into two parts. In the second part a poster of an eye was placed on the wall in front of them and some adults didn't take anything (later said that they felt as if someone was watching them all the time).

  • I reckon by walking past a sign that says "don't look through this hole" with a man on the floor next to it - it's probably just made the urge to look that little bit more extreme haha.

  • 0:58

    pedoface.

  • i pwessed the wed button

  • bs

  • Kids will always do that.

  • The first time i came to 1:16 i thought he was swearing...

  • 2:26

    *chloroform water balloon

  • Little kids with British accents are so dang cute ^^

  • The negative always screams louder than the positive. Survival is our first instinct.

  • be right back, buying some shields saying "Dont suck my dick if youre a hot girl"

  • 2:26 does Derren Brown believe that we are idiots?

  • That was the most unconvincing faint I've ever seen.

  • I'd probably duck too if I saw Derren Brown's willy shimmying towards me through a hole.

  • 1:32 ooh a hand came out right... lol

  • is the same thing as not thinking about something mentionend.

    if you say: 'dont think about books." the person will think about books off course..

  • "An hand came out and touched it." OK, if u didnt die laughing @ that i really dont know what 2 tell ya. This is a good example of what the Bible say, we all are born sinners. That kid just flat out told a lie and no body even taught him to do so. but then again its his sinful nature that taught him that. wow amazing!

  • @HelloWorld1947 yeh its also like the bible in how fucking stupid their explanation of how things happen is.

  • @HelloWorld1947 - whoever wrote the line in Genesis that went "Do not eat from the Tree of Knowledge" knew all about negative suggestion.

  • @JBofBrisbane So, what else did they know?

  • @JBofBrisbane Actually it was written that they did not want to try the fruit in the first place; Satan was the one who conviced them; it is also written that the reason why people today have the curiousity complex came after the first bite and not before; it was passed on to us; which is why we have it today.

  • @JBofBrisbane

    It is kind of weird that the Bible dont encourage knowledge and sience, but the Quran does.

  • @Torcida12Rotterdam You must be completely unfamiliar with both books.

  • It started when Adam and Eve at the Apple?

  • He saw the muzzle of my 9mm suppressor.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

  • thought he got stabbed in the eye for a sec lol

  • if anyone knows what song that is at the end i would greatly appreciate it if you could PM me.

    thanks

  • midgity things, hahahaha :)

  • im gonna tell that cute girl in my class " DO NOT KISS ME ! 

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  • @admiralct WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!

  • @Gaidenblack8 K i erased it

  • the looks on their faces are priceless

    i think some of it's real some dramatized... no way that fainting bit was real but if it is that guy is BADASS >:D

  • it turned out it was a glory hole.

  • i'm gonna go ard and tell all the hot chicks in my school to not suck my dick.

  • "A hand come up and hit me". I believe him.

  • it's not true for many people.

  • This is just a play on a fun psych study. Give a little kid one gummy bear and tell them that if they don't eat it, they will get a whole package of gummy bears when you come back. Then go away and just wait how long it takes them to eat.

  • Best negative suggestion is The Ten Commandments.

  • @Co11ider lolz religion is all shit mate

  • @Co11ider ROFL! Harsh, but true.

  • @Co11ider

    Don't forget the other "thou shalts" in ancient religions!

  • @POC777 Examples?

  • @Co11ider Must be why everybody's dead.

  • LOL. It's so funny how in all of derrren's clips and shows there's usually just some feinting, collapsing, entranced body or two at least. LOL.

  • haha

  • I´d never put my eye in front of a hole like that. Every hole can become a gloryhole, and I sure don´t want my eye in front of it when that happens..

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  • I would faint too if I saw an eyeball through a hole, eyes are creepy!!

  • I would faint too if I saw an eyeball through a hole, eye's are creepy!!

  • "THERE WAS A HAND THAT CAME OUT LIKE A PHYSICAL HAND AND AND AND AND HIT ME...." TOO FUNNY

  • If he's so good. Why doesn't he just go to Vegas and win every Poker game and become filthy rich?

  • @TylerMontana Because, like in his blackjack bit, he gets kicked out of many casinos. Using a method to win in casinos besides pure luck will ultimately get you kicked, and there is no way, suggestive, illusions, whatever, to make you win by luck.

  • @TylerMontana

    Just because you would think to do that doesn't mean everyone else would do the same as you. With TV specials, DVDs, books, West End sell-out shows he is as rich as he needs. Spasmo.

  • @TylerMontana He did that, he isn't alowed anymore.

  • @TylerMontana I guess he already is. Besides, he's banned from most casinos :D

  • LOL he just dips out without halping him haha

  • It would be even funnier if when they look through the hole he pokes them in the eye.

  • aww!!

  • The little girl tries to manipulate the boy to push it :P

  • @Sindre1 Similar to the story of Adam and Eve don't you think?

  • @JashQ I guess :P

    But lets not put much into it ;)

  • the little girls reaction at 1:25 is priceless

  • I am hereby refering to all children as "Midgety things."

  • haha i know is kinda wrong but the things that come out of the box kinda look like giant dildos haha AWKWARDDDDDDDDDD 

  • "we wonder what will happen if we do the thing we're trying not to do" so true

  • PANDORA! I just did a report on her, lol

  • Remember kiddies, the government says stay in school and don't take drugs :)