THE DIRTY GIRL'S GUIDE TO DRUNK DIALING

[zerosonico]

Actually... I do have an extra something.

On the first break-up anniversary with

my first true true real girlfriend,

I called her and she was f**king her new

dude.

Yeah... just wanted to take that

out of my system.

Now, yes. Have fun :P

-Zero

[zerosonico]

Haha :P

Loved the ending.

Nice tips as always.

I'll keep them handy next time

I break up with my rich girlfriend.

Have fun!!

-Zero

[AskEJean]

Zero, my man....NEVER NEVER NERVER

break up with a Rich girlfriend.

[sabrinalynnRN]

Darling Miss Jeannie ~

Tell me! How is it possible ~

to get cuter and smarter with each passing day?

Sabrina Lynn

[AskEJean]

Thank you Miss Sabrina Lynn....just

trying to get half as smart as you.

[astounded85]

i think its safe to say you are my favourite part of youtube :)

[mcowan]

I love the dangling of the shoes! Great legs .. thats a highway to hell I would gladly walk barefooted along!

Anyway, the only sad part is all the good dangling action was just below the camera.

Its like you are the greatest foot tease in the world!

[AskEJean]

McCowan, you marvelous maniac!

I WILL sell you my socks for $1.29

[mcowan]

Done! Sold to the hot mama on the oversized chair!

[ClosetCaseLez]

I need to do some drunk dialing, only I don't drink, lol!! Great advice as always!

[AskEJean]

Dr. Pepper and marshmellows get me high, Darling Closet: Try it!

[ClosetCaseLez]

Well I wouldn't have to dial at this particular moment, as she is in front of me. I'm a shmuck!!

[Blado]

Hmm, I have no ex-fiances but I usually end up calling boys anyways. =P

[jiatv]

Eek! I use to have the same issue, EJean. But after that "last time" when I went there with him and saw how HORRIBLE the sex is sans alcohol, I QUICKLY got over it LOL! Thanks!

[AskEJean]

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR latest video about the skin peel!

Damn I was rivited!

[DaniellaNicoleK]

Great advice - but I have to wonder if maybe she shouldn't also find a way to celebrate the awesomeness that is her and move on with her life rather than staying stuck in the past, clinging to an ex who has obviously decided to stay an ex.

Why give drunk phone calls to the ex who doesn't want you anymore when you can receive sober phone calls (and dinners, and smooches, and more) from a new guy who is totally hot for you?

[AskEJean]

egggggszactly, Daniella Nicole!

[eladbari]

great tip, Jean! :]

gotta ask! what does Drunk Dial really means?

why do girls really do this?

this girl i dated only twice [then she wanted to stop and "just be friends" coz she cant stop thinking of her ex]. Now, she called me several times,Drunk,very late at night,send me txt msg that i was in her dream,etc. Now,when i confronted her-bout why she called me while being drunk-she told me it was just a friendly call,and that she still sees me as a friend. Could this be True? or Bullshit?

[simplydaft]

I'm still chuckling over, "...and all the saloons in your surrounding area." :)

Oh, and I just ordered your book about HST.

Who knew you knew him? He was an important literary influence on me. I still read his obit of Nixon and marvel at his outrageous audacity. Anyway, I'm so happy you're posting here again.

[AskEJean]

Can you help it my darling Elabari if you

drive women out of their

minds with desire??

[ikeaboy2006]

looking wonderful Jean

[AskEJean]

Thank you, my delectable IkeaBoy2006!

[AskEJean]

Daft, my divine man!

And Hunter would have loved you.

Did you ever meet him?

[simplydaft]

Alas, no. I never met Mr. Thompson. I only knew him through his writing, which has warped my soul inside out indelibly. About the topic of your lovely vid, check out this gem from my YT pal lolaknows: "Do NOT drink and dial!" Love and stuff - Daft

[Matandmatt]

Of course there's the other suggestion. Make your break-up anaversary a celebration, much as you would an annual celebration of escaping a car-wreck with your life. Invite over all your girl friends, all your guy friends, and make finger food. That way, even if you do get drunk and you do dial him, when he arrives your friends will send him rapidly back on his way with Twiglets and Cheese Footballs for the journey.

Love you as always, darling.

Matt

[AskEJean]

Lurve your suggestion, Matt!

And I lurve you too!