Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Say At The Airport

[ZenMaster1992]

If there was 1 - 10 score based on how funny this video is, you wouldn't rate.

[monoamine1980]

too funny!

[rebecca201021]

hmm, bombs are not toys. you learn something everyday

[MrBoyar67]

I like it. Do not listen to twats:D

[FiamskManiacBrainiac]

This guy looks like the long-lost brother of Kumar!

[Dubickimus]

here's a better one

"you are a good man, sir. I would advise that you not get on this plane."

[mycenae80]

Well if you look like that guy you don't have to say any of these things. If you're lucky, you'll be put in a non-fly list for the rest of eternity, if you aren't lucky you'll spend an eternity in prison.

[MF033D]

Niko Bellic: Not fucking funny.

[CertifiedGooner729]

Not funny. Go back to your fucking cave!

[VivaHelsinki]

He's cute...

[deepmodex]

@VivaHelsinki that black thing is "cute" ? You people have some serious problems...

[wamphyr000]

@6 Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

[bobthehobo1000]

or never mumble to your self, but make it kinda loud, why the hell isnt it going off

[atruckinthelife]

thats the bomb

[Beyourownking]

Woo woo woo hear's a tip for you. You are an ungrateful bastard who only needs to get some attention. You are nothing but a black DICK HEAD! Just my thoughts... take them or leave them... up to you...

I'm wondering how do you feel right now after reading that comment above! probably feel sorry for your dad's sperm if you know what I mean! have a good day now.

[NadiaAyeesha]

#2 ftw!!

[birdee20]

52 people ain't got a sense of humor. and 52 people are indoctrinated sheeple by the usa media. This is comedy, perfectly politically incorrect and I love it!

[skullsplinter]

stupid terrorist fuck.youre not even funny

[NadiaAyeesha]

@skullsplinter fuck you. nuff said yo.

[doctamic]

you cant say "Its a go" while hanging up the phone >BD

[4281xristos]

herico33 stop vandalising the english language

[PumaSew]

You can say 9/11

[Andjiokaja]

WAR = PROFIT

[Alphieboy]

thumbs up if you where watching the german version of 10 things you should not do

[EllaEhEhUnderMyElla]

This is shit. >.> and rude.

[kirpich77]

el ham du Allah

[butelezi00roman]

very funny--loved it!!

[ntipouan]

Allah Akbar, hahahahaaha :D

[Ebvardh]

"Allah Akbar" is just about the only thing I wish I never, ever hear anyone shout.

With "I'm gonna scoop your fucking eyes out" or anything else, at least I get a fighting chance. But, once you hear "ALLAH AKBAR!!!" you can only close your eyes and go DX

[snatchzell]

@Ebvardh Well ya, you dont find an american going like PRAISE THE LORD

JESUS CHRIST in the middle of a flight eh?

picture this if the leading power is the muslim world, how the muslims feel when a white guy Screams praise the lord?

[Xachz]

soo who started making terorist usa or middle east..

[brt927]

@Xachz Usa, people from the middle east are not terrorist. The USA is filled with terrorist named George W bush and Dick Cheney

[popstarfromhel]

@brt927

People like you are sad and stick to the mainstream stream of thoughts and cannot find your true own opinion or you just lack common sense.

You probally find George W Bush a terrorist for having thousands of innocent people murdered in a different country right?

Well that is the purpose of war why do you think nuclear bombs are so effective as they are? Because it kills THOUSANDS of innocent people and that is the purpose of war, because the attacked country will surrender.

[snatchzell]

@popstarfromhel Haha, communist.

[herico33]

@popstarfromhel

WAR is not about to killing people (there are deads but thats not the main porpouse) IDIOT, the porpouse of a war is to conquer or make other country or territory to surrender by the power of strenght... BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IT HAS TO KILL JUST COS ITS A WAR LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DO YOU REALLY HAVE 27??? YOUR MENTAL AGE IS NO MORE THAN 15 XD

[popstarfromhel]

@herico33

Lol you seem to be a silly dilly stupid dummy :) It took quite some time to read through your post with the grammar you have and now i shall answer too your stupidity.

So what you state is that war is only to conquer or to make your enemy surrend?

Well my friend that is correct in a certain way and till a certain part... but! during a war the purpose is to strike enough fear into the enemy to make him surrender. That is done by killing people. Which makes it the purpose.

Idiot.

[herico33]

@popstarfromhel Lets see, the objetive of war is to dominate (a territory.. etc) or obtain something that the other has by using brutal streght, more or less is like that.

YES in war sure there are deads, a lot of them, using stregics plans, even sacrificing people (to obtaing a strategic place for example) BUT THERE IS NOT NEED TO KILL PEOPLE, strike to fear the enemy? you knows about COLD WAR? was an unarmed war BTW IF YOU DIDNT KNOWS ABOUT IT, where deads?yes, but not the way you think..dumb

[herico33]

@popstarfromhel agree about fear, thats strategicaly correct, then again, the meaning of the "war" word does not stand for KILL. you can have a "war" with your neightbor about something in special, but that doesnt mean you will kill him, and war is a word, a big one, is not the same as a word chair, all we know what is and what is not a chair... but war is diferent thing, war. you can have a war with your neightbor, there are a lot of types of "war". kill stand for war, war doesnt stand for kill

[popstarfromhel]

@herico33

Wrong it seems you do not understand the english language, a fight with your neighbour aint war and it shouldnt be called that.

It gets called ''war'' as a joke for example if you have a discussion and you say ''This means war!!'' it doesnt exactly mean your at war it just means its a joke about wanting to fight or something similair.

For this reason your wrong with your last statement and the comment before the last one is even more useless like you are.

[DanceFiendStrapS]

@popstarfromhel pahaha this was entertaining to read you owned him :D

[sslitherr]

ROFL

[yagodowa]

oh people... relax. This is cool :D

[Kri38]

boooring

[BIGALOOOOOO]

@bunnyjuicemann

terrorism is not funny

obama needs to do more!

we had a bombing the other week in europe.

more needs to be done to wipe them out.

[Skyclad330]

@BIGALOOOOOO you should realize that terrorism is actually provoked by the goverments of Europe and USA so that people start thinking like you do and trust in them like you do in obama...

[ShunaHaruno]

To jihad,or not to jihad,THAT is the question!

[Meshuggah5]

haha nice one mate nice one :D allaa alaaa ya salaam ya salaaam haha :)

[BIGALOOOOOO]

you terrorist scum not funny at all

[BIGALOOOOOO]

you terrorist scum not funny at all

[dlkrdlkr]

mmmmm racism, not funny...not funny.....AND TOTALLY NOT FUNNY! u suck dude :D

[jjmartman]

Might be funny... but if i said that in public... it would be frowned upon - for racism... so in my point of view this is giving me the heads up that racism is okay, am i correct?

[maiden573]

I lol-ed! Tee-hee

[NickSaroukos]

american people made the israel people look terrostis......IN FACT americans are the fucking terrorists....cause they went to israel and other countries for "PEACE" as they say but its for War and for the oil....fucking americans.....the only terrorists....fat ppl....

[mouwakannaiyo]

@NickSaroukos not all of them. its just the politics u know... should people be judged by their nationality? i don't think so. i mean, it's not really my fault if my country does stupid things, it's not like i'm telling the politicians to do stupid decisions.... u know

[furion7]

@mouwakannaiyo Yeah but people support the goverment with their war against terror :P As a matter of fact, terrorists had some sort of vacation, but now, if Obama's ratings are getting lower, we hear about Al Qaeda and terrorist again so often. He needs to get people by his side again.

[furion7]

@furion7 So I will not be surprised if there would be another major attack to USA soon. Obama needs votes and people's support.

[westMEEk]

pure shit!

[TheRealCommentDude]

ITS HADJI!

[dreams2odense]

racism was never funny !

[Phantom3248712]

Total, stereotypical, poorly executed pile of dung. the guy is uglier than anyone should ever know, his "lines" were corny and done badly.

[CristinaXLawliet]

Jajajajajaa

Funny

Your eyes are nice

[WyattNyte15]

You know what I always wanted to do at the airport? Just walk up to someone I DON'T KNOW, tell them "Don't get on that plane" and just walk away (look back a couple of times to see their reaction)

[blablabable]

what is number 3?

[LoopInc]

@blablabable to jihad or not to jihad. that is the question

[Schulstand]

True, true :D Guy's good

[lukejwillmot]

who the fuck is ben wood ive seen you write this before

[wpajc]

Number 2 is ben wood lol Allah?

[dizzyisme]

"i changed my mind, im not getting on de flight. but this carry on luggage really needs to get to Washington" lolol

[XxhunnieLovexX]

"amad amad how many times i tell you bomb is not toy" HAHA my favorite

[cathal6606]

funny

[quicklymarijn]

actually i thought it was funny