Aries Spears - The Orgasm

[3darkcloud3]

LOL Zelda reference YESSSS!!!

[born2fight99]

I put aries up there right with chappelle and rock. Underrated comedian

[QuestionmarkX3]

I don't know about any other guys, but when someone tries to bust in the room while I'm beating it, I enter the Matrix. Everything goes to slow-mo and I've gotten everything all cleaned up before the person even finishes turning the door knob.

[ingofreak]

@walmansa She fakes it.

[yugoxgc]

wow... now I have a whole new perspective to cinderela after that getting in touch with yourself joke O_O

[ShadyFro8]

I cried laughing

[Fab4Sunrises]

Uh, sorry to bust your bubble but most of us just google Spankwire.

[Franci1015]

"May the stroke be with you." Lmao!

[animegamernerd]

ah man, i wish he did live shows in holland, i have to make do with youtube ><

[UberSanctuary]

terrible audience, this guy was funny as shit!

[MusicalElitist1]

This is so true!

[arguemental]

topic a bit similar to dave chapelle's

[xredrumx831]

Dont make me piss my pants fucker!!!! HHAAHAA!!!!

[ZaynahZihoa]

I'm guess he is what's wrong with her shit.

[statuscapo]

BITCH I DID WHATS WRONG WIT UR SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

[1misanthropist]

"the pixie dust, the flamin' sword, the amulet " Damn, EVERY joke was spot on!!!!

[panthersrugby1]

may the the stroke be with you LOL ahahah

[Utubesuxmycock]

lol...that Zelda analogy came out of nowhere! lmao

[Drumminator1]

16 people cant have an orgasm

[spider1292]

press 5 rapidly :)

[mundabi]

You better wash you hands nigga that's silk

[slambakov]

the part about men is soooo true!!!!

[xxLilJXxX]

bitch i did whats wrong with yo shit!

[OnyxCreationz]

"May the stroke be with you" i cant fucking breathe...

[poltronafrau]

hahahahaha chewbacca

[TheLaughFactory]

@poltronafrau Look up Harland Williams' "Wookie Tea Bag" clip for more Chewie jokes.

[rediwsCp]

That black guy must be doing well because everything he owns is white...

[chamblizi]

that zelda PART I COULD RELATE TOO HAHAHAH

[ImReallyWondering]

All comedians recycle there jokes! ALL!

[mixmaster3ceo]

Seriously? There isnt a number invented for how many times katt has recycled his jokes. The weather: A pimp dont know what to wear! The mall: I fucked around and bought the same shoes twice. His son: This nigga is up at 5:40 every morning. Weed: I got 12 candles, ive been waitin to burn them bitches up! His entrance music: Even if you work at McDonalds. Shaq: Fuck shaq!

[bigvel77]

@mixmaster3ceo lmao so true..i love katt but he recycles too much

[GirlsAreYummy11]

Fucking funny! I love Zelda haa

[trailmixisnottoeat]

cinnamon sticks and mint leaves? ......

[MicheeMee7]

OMg...Just found Aries and love him !~!!

[omarkaya42]

Love it. An ethnic comedian who doesn't have to play his race card in every joke. Funny shit! And fuck Bobby Lee.

[ayohbooboo]

the star wars part was funny as hell ahah

[brummelibrumm]

Reminds me of Dave Chapelles "speedfucker" - "Oh, whatcha tryin' to do? Come? Well, I beat ya!"

[WontonSandwich]

"may the stroke be with you" LOLOLOL

[mwardia1]

LMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAA­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[russenvert]

I literally rofl'd when i saw this!

[Stn3dRaid3r]

omg I wanna see this dudy LIVE! I be laughing like a mutterfucka _-_

[TheUna123]

this nigga is tha shit lmao hilarious

[freedmanjoey]

bafroom

[SWIZZKILLS]

I like that chewbacca part

[jberry3206]

I really do like Aries Spears, but damn... everything I've seen from him for the past 3 or 4 years has been from the same set. Does he not write new jokes or what?

[TheLaughFactory]

@jberry3206 The videos we have of him are classic clips. If you see him live, you'll see all new material!

[Videofreak518]

@TheLaughFactory i saw a new thing on HBO or something of him and its the SAME jokes! I know comedians use the same jokes throughout events but its been for years

[AoEstav]

@jberry3206

if it works, dont change it.

[jberry3206]

@AoEstav A Porter House steak is great, but every night of the week? After a while, if you don't write new material, your set stops being funny. I saw a comedy special a few nights ago with Aries Spears, and other than maybe 3 or 4 new jokes, it was the same set that I first heard from him 3 years ago. It's okay for a comedian to have a character or shtick that they are known for (think Richard Pryor with Mudbone), but don't hit me over the head with it every time I see you for 3 years straight.

[AvichayilHalevi619]

@jberry3206 so does katt williams.

[jberry3206]

@AvichayilHalevi619 This is true, but the difference between Aries Spears and Katt Williams is that Kat is retired. And Katt also did 3 comedy specials and didn't recycle one joke.

[mixmaster3ceo]

@jberry3206 pssh. please katt williams ALWAYS recycled his joke even he before he retired. Im not saying Aries is better (he could be runner up tho), and im not disrespecting his comedic skills. All im saying is that its been 2 crackheads and a pitbull for the last six years

[jberry3206]

@mixmaster3ceo I haven't heard "2 crackheads and a pitbull" since his first special. Yeah, you can find several videos of him saying it, but those weren't SPECIALS. They were 10 to 15 min. sets he was doing while on tour in support of that special. And quite frankly, no disrespect to Aries Spears because I love his material, I think Kevin Hart is a better runner up to Katt than Aries.

[NYCHeavyHitz212]

He did mention Zelda, but I don't think he's played much of it. He prolly one of those that were like "fuck, this game is too long" lol.

[jrg305]

I'm probably one of the few gay guys who gets off like a woman...it sucks it takes forever and I don't even get multiples like women do.

[ShroudofImpurity420]

MAY THE STROKE BE WITH YOU!

[Shidaihono]

When he first did the chubakka I felt like a porn star choking on sum from laughing so hard. I even cried. His impressions are too good.

[leirgauk]

This material is very similar to that of Martin Lawrence and Dave Chappele, but he did add Zelda, so thumbs up! ^_^

[Redeem23]

May the stroke be with you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xIR3VOLUTiONx]

lmao this dude is hilarious!

[03livingthelife23]

i was watching a LOT of vids from the channel but this 1 made me laugh the most

[wnukd42]

i could not stop laffingggggggggggggggggggg

[smoketunes]

LMAO!

[pedromartinezzzify]

tug left tug right pffft .. hahahahaha

[Mom0z]

think ive heard dis joke before :s

[k5lta]

im not trying to sound cruel but fuck!! thats what im sayin,Cum bitch Cum damn do somethin!!!

[iDoReview478]

The last part i didnt cum.. he got that from Bernie Mac! REST IN PEACE BERNIE!

[64talb]

@iDoReview478 i lot of people say that is a common observation...

RIP bernie mac <3

[waseem1173]

so funny. this had me rolling

[freshhug]

@Sanana135

If you where to check my first comment on this topic you would see that i didn't try to "start a fight on youtube".

Lot's of people don't know what me and you(aparently) knows. I merely stated what I felt about a "wrong" in my opinion. Just like you stated your comment now. If there are morons and idiots jumping out who can't handle other peoples ideas and thoughts that is not my fault. I rather have a honest debate about stuff but if people attack me I will ofcourse defend myself.

[Sanana135]

@freshhug Ok good for you.

[IstahilIB]

@freshhug Considering the history associated with the word, what you need to ask is why white people want to say it. It comes off like some of you are feeling a little nostalgic. 

[freshhug]

@IstahilIB

I think white people use the word for the same reason a black person would because I consider both being humans, I guess you only see races, racist. And how would I be able to feel nostalgic?? You really think I am 200 years old??

[TheLaughFactory]

I'm so glad Aries is a nerd too! :)

[Deglaze123]

@TheLaughFactory I know!!! It's great that he doesn't seem shy about it.

[SovietLies1945]

@TheLaughFactory I'm not

[LqIchor]

This guy is great!!

[W4lly16]

This guy is hilarious!

[tiochaota]

may the stroke be with you! LOL

[Juan2009NewTime]

lmao nice one

[greatestsaiyaman]

6 people failed their quest in The Legend of Zelda: Epic Orgasm

[AltairKamahl]

the dislikes didn't get the Zelda part huh? xD

[THEZOMBIEMASTER91]

5 people didnt cum lol

[bobbyj]

thats was pretty good, get aries on more often nigga

[wowthatsoriginal]

lmfao!!

[juanmora19910209]

ummm Your awesome.!

[yofatface]

freakin funny!!!!!

[freshhug]

@bartoge1a

I think "Imstillblind" is gonna go blazing under in the new Wikileaks era.

[freshhug]

@bartoge1a

Most of the world agrees with it, only in america can you have this double standard, wich is... "racist"..

[sillyhatday]

hhahaha i laffed so hard at the "it's so easy to make a man cum. tug left, tug right, *fart sound* you're there!"

[TotalAnomy]

reminds me of a Louis CK joke

[wartornpanda]

Hiliarious

[MPtheDonn]

People need to stop worrying about who can say "the n words" you look like a racist idiot. Out of A min and thirty-nine second and all that was said one "nigga" stuck out to you the most... so sad

[prestellad]

@TrollingForYou lol

[Mwz92]

Tug left Tug right .. FAP !

[nemanjamoreheadcity]

forgot to say aries is funny dude.

[pikachugirl2]

The fact that he just compared that to Zelda is freakin awesome, I gotta say.

[LittleRunie]

@pikachugirl2 That part made me lol.

[Anfmethodjor]

@pikachugirl2 nerd cred!

[sweetkwaku123]

@pikachugirl2 Ikr

[TheJosephValentino]

more Aries Spears plox he is hilarious

[colonel081]

old joke but he was funny.

[commonsen5e]

more Aries Spears ASAP !!

[justjordan32]

While i am listening to this, this has 69 likes...awesome! xD

[freshhug]

This was awesome! Even though it's not a new topic he delivered it like it was.

Only thing I didn't like was the nigger expression. Not cause you shouldn't be able to use that word even though it have a bad ring to it, but because in USA the black can use it whenever they want without getting hanged for it. Double standard wich is wrong.

[M4QS00D]

@freshhug Black people can say it openly, because what kind of black man will be racist against themself? With white people it's difficult, because you can't be sure of their intent while using it, I mean like, people would think you might actually be being racist. Keep it in a friendly non-racist tone, and I'm sure no-one will give two shits.

[benzagel]

awesome

[Undergroundhiphoop]

Bitch I did what's wrong with your shit?

[whatsanme]

the bag of gems..lol

[dizy91]

lmao get emmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[revick]

I'm a man, and I'd have Aries Spears pleasure me

[Mamonuth]

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s

[Kishwick]

Aries is getting so chubbyyyyyy lol

[ClonnyWalk]

@Kishwick He's a black marshmallow!!!

[sniperxr]

LOL LMFAO

[blakka91]

haha...great^^

[cupcakesMMMM]

bitch, what's wrong with yo shit???

[nja122890]

Not sure if it's the sweatshirt, but it looks like he might be putting on some weight

[zteven3000]

I about shit my pants laughing!

[BrutticusForce]

zelda and star wars references ftw

[hotm96]

May the stroke be with you nigga

lmao

[irmakaneli4]

genius

[ABONESR]

this bit is freking funny.. lmaooo

[Hylanvahr]

LOL, Aries always rocks the house...and the ladies. Dude speaks total truth about women!

[ssjTeXas]

I love this dude, no homo

[xXEnkeixpressXx]

the noise he makes for chewbaka LOL

[RuthIessVillain]

LMAO at the chewbaka part. Dude is hilarious.

[SilverShot08]

Aries is the man! Funnier every time I see him.

[fablemanic23]

ahahahha chubakad lolololollol

[codenameGIZM0]

could not stop laughing..

[TheElfucko]

lmao this dude is hilarious

[darkdestiny0002]

niice