NEW YEAR EMERGENCY ROOM

[Cherri59]

I spent New Years Eve and Day in the hospital with pneumonia (6 days total)! Just think, we could have had joining rooms!

[tomken8dy]

@Cherri59

omg i'm sorry to hear that :(

[Cherri59]

@tomken8dy Sorry that I was sick or sorry we didn't have joining rooms? :-D

[tomken8dy]

@Cherri59

both but we wouldn't have had much fun :(

[ingridgott]

happy new year my good bab boy hipe you feel better soon take care plzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tomken8dy]

@ingridgott

I'm OK Ingrid.

I'm home on my computer. :)

[somepeoplecallmelyn]

Happy New Year

[whatanightmare1]

What happened? Did fatboygetdown come and take a giant shit on ya? ;~P

[tomken8dy]

@whatanightmare1 clogged foley tube

[whatanightmare1]

@tomken8dy Ohhh..I am sorry :~( I just realized that you were not joking about living in the nursing facility, by looking at some of your other videos, since you do comedy, I just figured you were kidding! 

[tomken8dy]

@whatanightmare1

I try not to make it obvious.

I have so many videos it gets buried

under the silly comedies.

I like it that way. :)

[tomken8dy]

@whatanightmare1

OMG why did you put that image in my head??? O_O

[whatanightmare1]

@tomken8dy LOL...sorry man, I'm still trying to get his dance to "These Boots are Made For Walking" out of my head....yeesh!

[oniichanrikku]

Oh no. Are you OK now. My thoughts and prayers for you to get well soon.

[tomken8dy]

@oniichanrikku

Alex,I'm OK!! Stop worrying :)

[HouseOfNOE]

the sock was made by Riley..HA*

FIRST MISTAKE...and then he only really contacted ME and Kong gone wrong

Plus he stated in the PM that Moomay was handing your accounts at you tube

BIG CLUE IT WAS LuLz..RILEY MADE THE SOCK WITH A KONG ICON ON IT..

ho ho ho

KONG WAS PERPLEXED ON WHY..I knew why...Kong is just like a women

Gossip CENTRAL~!

HA*

[HouseOfNOE]

a little LuLz for you...there is a sock floating around made by Riley stating YOU are DEAD ...HA*

You died on new years day...Moomy is now running your channel..HA*

[tomken8dy]

@HouseOfNOE

How do you know it's not true.....?

[HouseOfNOE]

(*(HAPPY NEW YEAR TOM)*)

[WarblesOnALot]

@Yeevvooihon2012 G'day...! Um..., no mate. I didn't realise that you were unaware ! I only found out yesterday, when Tom's New Year Triptych first showed, and in among everything else ; yesterday I was trying to keep a couple of Squabbling Yanquis from ripping each other to bits. IndifferentSky & RationalSuicide, they are. Very cranky with each other at the moment. The Tranny thinks Women aren't near as "oppressed" as the Trannies are !

[Yeevvooihon2012]

Tom how are you now. Oh no that's not a place to have a party are you crazy! I love you Tom get better quick please.

Happy New year.

[tomken8dy]

@Yeevvooihon2012

I've BEEN home and OK :))

[steviejacko]

hahahaha , look forward to watching you this year Tom : )

[tomken8dy]

@steviejacko

Thank you, buddy!!

[WarblesOnALot]

@tomken8dy Something like that... You select them, so the natural killers don't get to make your connections. Have you got a Sink with Elbow-Taps in your Room ? If so, time their Hand-Washes. It takes 3 Minutes to Soap up & rinse off 3 times... Short washes followed by nose-picking are bad signs ! Successful Nursing is mainly down to being obsessive about not taking Shortcuts. From what I rememberate, back, when Wheels had flat sides ; all the way around them !

[ProfessorZaroff]

Feel better, man!

[tomken8dy]

@ProfessorZaroff I'm already home and OK!!

[ProfessorZaroff]

@tomken8dy glad to hear it

[iatemyhomework]

@tomken8dy glad you're home and well!!

[WarblesOnALot]

@tomken8dy Well, the variations go way back, to the Lumberjack wanting a Left-Handed Axe, the Mechanic sent to Stores to collect the Big Weight, or a Long Stand, & as an Aircraft Detailer I was once told to go & borrow a tin of Blade-Pitch, to paint the Propellers with...! The idiots were always ubiquitous, but Training used to weed them out. Now, they rise to Command Level. Maybe, test the lot, then afterwards explain that only the Laughers get to play at plumbing ?

[tomken8dy]

@WarblesOnALot

Natural selection gets a helping hand.

[Yeevvooihon2012]

@WarblesOnALot hey why didn't you tell me Tom was in the Hospital? Trying to keep him all yourself for laughs?

[WarblesOnALot]

Ah, well... I once had to learn to draw the bloody things, and label all the bits, for exams ; so it was half showing off, mixed with equal parts of wondering if I could still remember it ... You could always apply the knowledge to test Nursing Staff...; ask them to bring you a Bottle of Bowman's Capsules, from the Pharmacy. (Other options include Left-Handed Colostomy-Bags, and a Roll of Fallopian Tubing...) Idiots will search ! If they laugh, they're fit to touch a Catheter.

[tomken8dy]

@WarblesOnALot

Dumbing down, my friend.

The searchers outnumber the laughers.

Sad and frightening.

[WarblesOnALot]

@tomken8dy G'morning... Yeah, there's an Afferent Arteriol & an Efferent Arteriole to & from the Glomerulus, wrapped in the Bowman's Capsule. A Proximal & Distal Convoluted Tubule, with the Loop of Henle & it's Descending & Ascending Limbs, between them...(that's a Nephron); all leading to the Collecting Tubules going to the Hilum, which feed the Ureters. Each Kidney has a million Nephrons. Back-Pressure wrecks the Glomerulii in the Bowman's Capsules.

[tomken8dy]

@WarblesOnALot

I actually understand you but to maintain my

semi-ignorant Brooklyn image I'll just say... huh?

It's all appearance and image, mate.

[fehquig]

Have another great year, Tom!

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Cardio infarction? Some kind of heart attack? Drink too much? What?

[tomken8dy]

@flatulatingmarmoset

Moomay f**ked me up the *** too hard w her

15 inch strap-on

[flatulatingmarmoset]

@tomken8dy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! T.M.I.!!!!!!

[TammyFlores1]

I hope you feel better soon. All the best in the new year.

[tomken8dy]

@TammyFlores1

I'm BETTER, I'm home, I'm dunk...  :)

[sakahowdah]

Well I'll be a SOB...Get well soon mate...Ya old fuck..!

[tomken8dy]

@sakahowdah

I'M WELL, DAMMIT!!

[8006zueri]

HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCH!!!

MISTRESS MOOMAY

[tomken8dy]

@8006zueri

THANK YOU MISTRESS MOOMAY!!!

[XrotarebiL]

Get well soon. Happy New Year!

[gabbis]

I was also in the ER, for hour and got an injection in my tie for migraines/cluster headace I´ve like had for over 72 HOURS! Never ever had it until now. Thought I knew what pain was before...

[tomken8dy]

@gabbis

your tie? yeh, typo...

Migraines are horrible.

I never had one.

[iAnthrit]

Happy new year to you too.

[tomken8dy]

@iAnthrit

YO, HAPPY NEW YEAR, BUDDY!!

[Polishroyalgoat]

@tomken8dy of course he gets giddy, why do you think he talks the way he does:)

[tomken8dy]

@Polishroyalgoat

I thought he was British....

[WarblesOnALot]

@tomken8dy Ah, fair enough then... As long as you get it changed, cleanly, before the back-pressure builds up & annoys your Nephrons...

Ciao !

[tomken8dy]

@WarblesOnALot

Is dat ennyting like my kidneys...? :P

[tomken8dy]

@MegaEvilCrow

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA F**KIN MUTT!!! :)))

[Gary20O]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! ^_^

[tomken8dy]

@Gary20O

HAPPY NEW YEAR 0_O

[UNCELFR0MHELL]

Happy new year get well!

[tomken8dy]

@UNCELFR0MHELL

I'm home, I'm well,

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!

[moozkluez]

@tomken8dy HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCH!

mooz

[tomken8dy]

@moozkluez  CALL ME!!!

[Polishroyalgoat]

Haha That's the BEST!!! You really have a sence of humour buddy! I'm sure you'll be fine its one of those things..you know karma is a bitch.The best New Year 2012!!!! I'm sure you'll have some fun in ER..its plenty to do..my goat fav thing is getting high on oxygen tank:)

[tomken8dy]

@Polishroyalgoat

I'm home and A OK!!!

Doesn't your goat get hyper and giddy on the O2??

[erra404]

Glad you are back home and feeling better.

[tomken8dy]

@erra404

I'm back home, feeling good and glad to be back!

I didn't wish you a Happy Chanukah.

sorry

TOO MANY PEOPLE

TOO MUCH TRAFFIC

ARRRRRGG

[NigelCrommwell]

Happy New Year Tom!!!... Get Better !!

[tomken8dy]

@NigelCrommwell

As you wish, my Master

*SCUBA breathing sounds*

The Force and a simple $2 tube that

this "SKILLED FACILITY" can't f**king

change have healed me...

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

[TheOioink]

@tomken8dy Give Up DOG you are Crommwell you useless CUNT!! :P

[tomken8dy]

@TheOioink huh?

[WackyJohnsWorld]

get well soon

[tomken8dy]

@WackyJohnsWorld

I'm WELL.

It was a two dollar tube that needed changing.

This "Skilled Nursing Facility" CAN'T DO IT!!

[kidblood1]

Get well dude

[tomken8dy]

@kidblood1

Done and did!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[IreneK43]

Happy New Year and I hope u feel better

[tomken8dy]

@IreneK43

General Tard had his personal physician droid

tend to me.

I'm home and well.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[CHRISTINEWHO]

Definitely dont die. And if you do dont tell anyone, youtube removes you if you die.HAPPY NEW YEAR

[tomken8dy]

@CHRISTINEWHO

OH CRAP

I'll never TELL then.......

[TheOioink]

Couldn't give a fuck if you recover or not. you only ever think about yourself. so go fuck yourself you crippled cunt. :P

[tomken8dy]

@TheOioink

And a very Happy New Year to YOU, ya

drunken kangaroo-chasing Aussie pr!ck!! :))

[TheOioink]

@tomken8dy More faggots around here than Kangaroos you dumb American Cunt!! Grow a brain you crippled maggot!

[tomken8dy]

@TheOioink

You chase f**gots?

What do you do when you CATCH One...?

[Drakomis]

@tomken8dy Well, Tom, you see...when a man loves another man...

[shmed1]

lol happy newyears tom. you will comeback stronger lol !!!

[tomken8dy]

@shmed1

*Rocky theme song plays*

[DsmB2007]

Happy New Year Tom..!!

[tomken8dy]

@DsmB2007

HEY!!|

Back at ya, buddy!!!

[TheDuckQuacksBack]

Happy New Year ... Tom !!

[tomken8dy]

@TheDuckQuacksBack

Quack quack quack quack quaaaaakk!!

to you too, ducky. :))

[WarblesOnALot]

@tomken8dy G'day Tom...  I see, so it's a Happy New Healthscare, is it ? One was wondering why you'd Bin-Quiet for a while... You'd better get better, the Kangaroos & Swamp Wallabies insist on it... Ciao !

[tomken8dy]

@WarblesOnALot

It had nothing to do with health or lack thereof.

I just ran out if creative steam.

Fate and a clogged rubber tube that this

"SKILLED FACILITY" cannot handle fired

up the boiler!!

[ImTheDaveman]

LOL - loved the end message to your hater fanship - A NEW CLASSIC!!! Dang man I was scared you was gunna croak before I had a chance to learn to hate you too - LOL. Kidding. Glad you're not planning your netherworld travel itenary just yet. *grinz* HAPPY NEW YEAR and get out of that ER. Its bad for your health!!!

[tomken8dy]

@ImTheDaveman

How can you hate a derty perverted bastid like me..?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

I've been home for HOURS!!!!

[TheLOLdomination]

Get better soon!

[tomken8dy]

@TheLOLdomination

Already did!!

[MoonarEclipse]

happy new yeear hope you get better :)

[tomken8dy]

@MoonarEclipse

Now do you think I would die on you???

I'm back home and OK.  :))

[tomken8dy]

@MoonarEclipse

sorry, forgot to wish you a

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[killerazc]

LOL omg what did you do? xD lol Happy new year and btw you seem like some Mafia boss xD lol Go Tomy :D

[tomken8dy]

@killerazc

Don't worry, kiddo, I'm back home and OK :))

Tuto bene ;)

[willkenplace52]

Glad you okee dokee what caused you to have to go there?

[tomken8dy]

@willkenplace52

a clogged TWO DOLLAR TUBE!!

[Zoink888]

@tomken8dy Jim Riley would suck a cock before Tom would have to be forced into it. Jim will suck it freely :P

[Resoses]

happy new years

[tomken8dy]

@Resoses

Happy New Year back at ya!! :)

[Zoink888]

@tomken8dy Jim runs the local Pickle Parks and wants his fair share of the profits. OK Tom? He should get at least 20% of your arse fucked profits! ;-)

[tomken8dy]

@Zoink888

Mistress Moomay takes all of it!

She barely gives me enough for new panties. :(

[LambieSinClair]

OMG what happened??????????? :((((

[tomken8dy]

@LambieSinClair I'm OK!!!!!!!

[paperweightgirl]

Yeah, you can't die and disappoint your haters. lol. They might start picking on me. lol. I hope whatever got you in the ER is not serious and have a Happy New Year.

[tomken8dy]

@paperweightgirl .

It was a simple, routine problem.

Been home for hours.

[Dalek22comments]

Happy new year!

[tomken8dy]

@Dalek22comments Back at ya!!

[krazedKillualover]

Well hapy new year.

Hope you recover soon!

[tomken8dy]

@krazedKillualover

I recovered!! :))

[VegetableHero]

HAPPY NEW YEAARRR :D

[tomken8dy]

@VegetableHero

*blows party horn*

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!