"poison (my sister fucked bret)" 3 min. "trailer"

[69skinnybop]

I dated big john and was on the bus when she came on with Bret, so all you haters can deal with it.

[dickdragon21]

Hey Greg, how many times did you rub one out pretending you were her?

You can find Greg aka "Poisond13" on Metal Sludge getting his ass handed to him on a variety of topics.

[poizond13]

you can find this "sara rampleman' posting on metalsludge.tv, she is known as "saracapri." Stop in and say hello!

[wubblesful]

I do believe this is comedy people. Meant to be hahahaha!

[bostonsangel]

In fact she states about Pam Anderson, Susie Hatton appeared in the Fallen Angel video and was Brets girl for many years, way WAY before Pam.

How sad to have to make up shit about your life cause it sucks that bad. I wish you the best of luck & suggest seeking out some help. For someone to lie about who they are, just to pretend to be close to a celebrity- in my opinion its a little scary.

[bostonsangel]

She is not the girl from the Fallen Angel video. That was Bret Michaels Fiance and girlfriend for years. Her name is Susie Hatton, look her up. He even produced an album for her.

THIS GIRL IS NOT HER!

I've loved Bret since age 12 Im now 35 and I've hung out with him several times, in fact my 2 yr old son is named Bret.

I know him very well and all about him. She is not Susie Hatton, she doesnt even look like her. Please talk about wanting fake attention, I can't stand liars.

[NalpalmBunny]

thats not true what she said bret did

not have sex with her she is funking

lying. i know that bret is right she needs

some funcking help thank you jaz mine

one fan.

[MissKittyKKat]

whatever happen to that pretty girl from fallen angel.. sigh...

[ImaSaxonFan]

I need more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[musiccalgary]

She was hot when she was young. Just goes to show you...

[Troglobite1]

WOW!

[25kidlightning]

holy shit! You really are the girl from fallen angel.I checked the video. I beleave you now.

[25kidlightning]

So I guess your the thorn in the rose.hahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha! Wow that is truly funny shit.Thanks for sharing that with me.I like when people put shit like that on here,but is it true?You banged bret fucking m. You should have let cc take a ride to.

[xxsattoxx]

UNSKINNY BOP

[mrbuster1964]

I could believe it, in her day I'm sure she was VERY BANGABLE!!! This VID is amusing! Especially with the kid making noise in the background!!! HA!

[BretMichaelsGrl]

u need some serious help...

[bayley5150]

I'd hit it!!!!

[scottielynnruss]

Bitch, ain't you got some house work to do?! If in FACT Bret did fuck you, we ALL make mistakes. I'm SURE he was drunk. And, is that a child in the background? GOOD parenting Skills!!! Nice to know he'll grow up one day and see his MOTHER on You Tube talking about Fucking Bret Michaels. Bless his little "soon to be GAY" heart.

[areslove14]

WOW, totally fucked up!!! Bret Michaels would never fuck anyone that looked like that! Whats she fuckin smokin'? What a crock of shit!!!! You gotta get a life chick and stop makin up this sort of shit!

[BladesDomaine]

This chick, should just be glad any1 touched her muchless bret , it must a very dry season in La for him to settle for her, maybe he shoulda stuck it in her *** , stay in the trailer park chick , your just mad bc hes stick fucking any1 he wants and he'll never have to settle for a pig like yourself.

[pelloderoja]

Oh My Stars....this poor lonely round girl...there is a reason he did her from behind!!! LOL....

[SonofBrunhilde]

The fat bitch is obviously lying. She made a comment about viagra. Who knew about viagra or if it even existed back in Poison's heyday. You're a liar, fatty. Now go raid your fridge, porky.

[vaportrails44]

I have banged broads like this. She was probably a 7 on a 10 scale about 15-17 years ago...she gained about 60-70 lbs since then and she works in an office now, lies about a lot of shit, and fucks anything that looks at her.

[shymegan]

okay chick u need help if you really belieave this story that you mad up.i mean seriously bret would never ever do u or anyone u know.sorry.

[WildWineinger2008]

honey, you need to get off your welfare ass clean your house, and get a job. Bret Michaels would never fuck anyone like you or related to you.

[asouthern1975]

this shit amazes me someone famous somebody having fantasies and making up stories to ride on their coattails...lmao it sure is funny the fatchick has to make up stories....slurp slurp

[stew771]

what is this bitch babbling about??

[Mastermindz420]

did they have viagra back in the day?

I think she is a pscho ass fan. A groupie wannabe if you will

[xxsattoxx]

UNSKINNY BOP

[xXWweQueenXx]

wtf!

[tonytwotime]

ahahaha. just turn over. ok, later.

[avoidoflonging]

this is amazing. props.

[LanceATL]

That was painful. I can't believe I made it through. Pathetic. I love the kid screaming in the background and the cartoons on the TV. God awful, especially her monotone, 4 packs a day voice. Please keep the story to yourself. Please.....

[Gixx1300R]

Maybe the kid screaming at 3:20 is Brett's kid.

[pitstop2001]

This is an art piece, people! It's a performance about desire, not *real*!

[iqwaxzi]

Certain details the Woman in this video states do not add up to other peoples accounts of Bret. Specifically her suggestion Bret could get an "enlargement". Either she is lying as all other Groupies have said he is decently sized in the trouser department - or she has a bucket vagina.

[johnstinydancer]

I've never posted before but please! That ISN'T the girl in the fallen angel video. He went out with her for years. They were my neighbors. She wasn't a one night stand.

[slaggweldgod]

no the "girl" in the Fallen Angel video was Susie Hatton, a talented singer as well a total sweetie. THIS IS NOT SUSIE HATTON!!!

[bobs1130]

Dear Brett~Just say no to mind altering substances.

[RadSucur]

ur a trollopbadly

[nightmare0308]

shes to fat and ugly to get bret lol

[DaveBpa]

He must have been beer-goggling.

[divahayleylouise]

yh it is her u can tell it is

[JesperPetersen1972]

fuck you bitch

[emapalacios]

Who is this chic and how did she git 2 have sex wit Bret?

[ShawnaLoveums]

from what I can tell just from this video, she must have been gorgeous back then... her face is so, i don't know, beautiful:)

[outtiexo3]

wat a liar... viagra didnt even exist at the height of brets career(when fallen angel came out, the video shes supposedly in) but who cares, whatever, its only bret micheals. the guy cant get over the fact hes washed up and has no career(except VH1 LOL, only has beens do those reality shows).. brets always hiding in his room on rock of love thinkin about what once was and jumps at the chance to show off anything about himself to the girls.. every rose has its thorn.. again?! YAWN.

[DontDoItArmy545]

is she for real???? This chick had no emotion at all through the entire video! rofl

[jennyher05]

this was when she was in her early 20's and a size 6. Look at her other videos.

[Itsyagyrl]

if she was a crack head she would be much thinner.

[bonitaCa]

well people changes with the time

[bonitaCa]

Who is she?? Well I miss old 80s Poison..

[bonitaCa]

Damn! is she that girl who was in Fallen Angel video?? please someone tell me.

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

WTF!?!?!? why the fuck are you talking about this shit with a kid in the room... thats disgusting.. I have hung out with Bret Michaels before.. the guy is totally cool and mellow, he is very respectful and polite... Are you just upset that he didnt want your nasty ass? maybe he was afraid you'd eat him... and yea who are you to critique him? you're disgusting and, so is whoever posted this.

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

LMAO....crack head

[Marymarybobeary]

What a fuckin' wreck of a house she lives in. Wouldn't you think she'd at least CLEAN before doing this???? Good Gawd.

[gigli1224]

I go way back in being a Poison fan (mid 80's) I 100% believe the girl she is the girl in the FALLEN ANGEL video which at the time she wasn't that bad.So I believe Bret had sex with her or course back then....A.G.

[EvieJK]

Brett must have been with out for a long time, drunk, high and on drugs and surely he still wouldn't.

She is dreaming and what kind of a girl no a grown woman would get in front of a camera and do this? And does she think she is pretty?

[maggiehamilton]

This bitch is wishing. She is on some good drugs to think up such a good story. Bitch dream on keep taking posac and it wasn't brett inside you it was you dido

[Emerica0523]

hahahhhhhhaaaaahahahahahahahah­aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah You wish!

ps:hahahahaaaahahhhhahahahahah­ahahahahhhahahahahahaha

dont lie >:(

[Flooziebabe]

This is fucking hilarious! You go girl!

[texasmarinemom]

Give me a break. She wishes. Bret can do much better than this.

[fluorophoric]

Have you seen his show os than fatty.n VH1? I just refuted the fact that Bret can do better than this fatty.

[nancysparkplug]

Gross. I would've had my coochie removed if BM got his unit anywhere near it. That guy probably has every disease known to modern medicine, and a few that AREN'T discovered yet. Can you say SKANK?

[musicROXlox3]

i love bret michaels-but you have one hell of a point.

[1980vato]

You better go take care of your children talking about analsex while they are screaming in the backround but at least when they grow up and say mom you are such a loser you can tell them brett micheals fucked u almost in the ass.

[tyler529597]

wow yur such a dumbass u wish u could do bret michaels u dyke

[icuiidan]

anyone else think the cow is making this up? she's explaining it with as much excitement as a night out at the town and country buffet. "yeah, so i was like, oh... it's the same food out there again." "and then i was like, is the tortiall gonna fuck me up the ass, because i know tortillas like to do that."

Good sex or not, most people would be excited to be a starfucker. and seriously. could you be any more monotone? no wonder you're a slob, and your kid's gonna end up on welfare. get a life.

[metalsludge]

That video is awesome. 5 out of 5!!!!!!!!!!!

[aquanet2]

Perhaps she should spend more time cleaning up the house and paying attention to the kid in the background instead of traveling to Fantasy Island.

You sound like a shitty lay too.

[burntvirtue]

All of what she says concerning his "technique" is contradicted on Rock Of Love. Did this happen back in the day or after she was already an aging, overweight burnout?

[ymmatekim1]

See what happens when your a Rock Star in your mid-forties? Doin' chicks like her, maybe poor Bret needs, Lasik surgery.

[alissa702]

your a fucking liar!!!!!

[maximusmarine]

I have a few questions. How recently did you sleep with Bret? I'm not trying to be offensive. And Bret is totally in the closet but I just imagined even his decoys would be more attractive. He could do 100 chubbies and he still wouldn't fool me. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[IrishEyez01]

Did she say bret needed an enlargement? hahaha....I believe her though, when I was younger my dad worked as a talent agent and I met a few rock stars who tried to hit on me, even when I was very obviously young (I'm talking 14, 15 y/o)...lots of em were pervs back then lol!!

[lorilani]

I don't think I would have told my brother. Eww. But this was fun to watch. I totally belive her. Now lets find all of Gene Simmons 3 million victims :)

[gagagaz666]

LMFAOOOOOOOO this crackhead weirdo ;)

[sabrinacle]

did you get pregnant and have his baby and charge him for child support?

[Sunshine7694]

Then again she has to be telling some sort of truth. Because he could sue her. But then again he probably does not even remember her.

[ELLLEMae]

who didn't?

[meritmthl]

how come she is not on rock of love?

[mannieamy]

right!!!!

[milkdudz12]

how can yu prove it.??

[coyotegirl29234]

so when did you sleep with him?

[lilraspberryswirl]

I just laughed my ass off. Thank you! That was awesome!

[reggie46404]

this was boring as hell.

[nightprowler2029]

ok, very lame description of fucking bret michaels!!! Damn woman! I would have rocked his world!! He would have been screaming my name all night long!

[angelgina1]

hell yeah, I agree with you !!!!!!!

[kvbvette2000]

~Did you get checked for STD's?~

[Spawn34]

A friend of mine's sister fucked Rick Allen. The one armed drummer of Def Leppard. I think that would make a much better documentry. lol

[fiftyfootqueenie]

I had read about this video on another site. I searched for this video on a whim and didn't expect I'd actually find it here! Anyway, I'm fascinated by what's going on here and I'm sorry I won't get to see the full show in New York.

[fullshred69]

Thats ridiculous.

[kissobsessed]

Ugh. That woman.... Is so.... Annoying... Because Bret Michaels.... I love him.... A lot....

[poisanna]

yeah right.

[smitty5335]

ridiculous.

[StaceSesame]

lol! that is so mean :D

[cherriemela]

I would never let mybrother know how I fucked anyone but she's funny at it. I loved this video!

[Demitragirl]

I liked the parts where you "conceal" your identity a la crime victims on the news. P.S. Billy Idol rocked my cradle of love.

[Heatherocks]

I believe her. you think rock stars only sleep with perfect 10s? You are dreaming. Pam was his girlfriend not his one night stand. Big difference.

[4841253]

Ya,but she did him plenty of times too.

[happy4achange1]

You are no kind of fan!!!!

[bostonsangel]

Well youve lived many of our dreams, hes been my dream man since age 12....Ill be 32 this year, I wouldnt care lol... just to touch that man..Ill put it this way, he handed me his guitar pick and held my hand, I didnt wash it for 2 days lol..Yes Im obsessed...lucky chick...even if hes not the best, then again...Im sure the women cater to him. Youre still lucky!