how to make the best homemade sex toy EVER

[hghtms]

2:51 LOLOLOLOLOLOL



[Machoman3227]

Ya know you could do this or...GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!

[wbadgerjr]

eww....cod got me here...eww

[cookiemonster77745]

son what u doing

nothing mom just folding my cloths



[Youareabtch]

YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

[yasirThens]

4ever alone LIKE A BOSS



[sweetievee83]

homemade pocket pussy

[piano0b]

forever alone^100 xD

[wtfhowisthisinvalid1]

So that's how Tony hawk belts are being used nowadays huh?

[valeyun]

go to the mall (bar). get a girl ,take her home. and..fuck...her.. simple.. u fucking weirdo

[msonsera]

ha ha , you guys will try anything to get off. But I'm really curious is that going to feel as good as the real thing? i.e. if anyone tried it.

[tarheelwearwolf]

i love you thank you somethin easy and dont need anythang

[BoomyGT]

you put too much effort into this...

[OccupyWallStreetSays]

This wacko probably has dead bodies chopped up in his freezer.

[OccupyWallStreetSays]

The psychos are out. This guy needs mental help.

[buchamyai]

forgot lub man....

[dasMasturbieren]

I think I'll try that but without the blanket

[KrillinDay59]

I laughed at this video so much. Bravo though, very well designed and thought out.

[HaleftHaut]

@KrillinDay59 yeah laught my ass when i saw the final shape of the blanket haha

[fiveonttwo]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH LMFAOOOOOOOOOO OMG THATS FUNNY

[desitheeagle]

@fiveonttwo LMAOOO EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINK AND WHAT BROUGHT ME HERE WAS FAMILY GUY

[voortse]

hahahaha at least u dont have to worry about hiv or ... 100 procent safe

[HardCorpsPredator]

You have to be too poor or too ugly to go through with this. 'Cause even a short-sword fat-body can get laid for the right price.

[AQWdubstepWoWzers]

@HardCorpsPredator Then why are you looking these videos up?? Oh, you must be worse than a "short-sword fat-body" Person?? You probably way 600 pounds with no life and troll on videos all day long.

[HardCorpsPredator]

@AQWdubstepWoWzers I respect people until they give me reason to no longer respect them. You just lost my respect because you speak before you think. You know nothing about me, yet you cast all these accusations with no evidence to back them up. You are a true-blue coward, because you will say whatever you want, knowing no one can physically fight back. If I could teleport to your current location, you would beg for forgiveness. And btw, coward, it's spelled 'weigh', not 'way'.

[windsofwinter]

great 

[pyr0li4m]

hahahaha this is awesome.

[charlesinchargeish]

For a second i considered this then i thought " man i'm already odd enough without someone walking in on me screwing this thing "

[nemesis324]

you gotta think, someone actually sat in there room making the blue prints to this XD

[DanDuffy97]

Hahaha this kid is SICK !!!!!!!!!

[darryL804]

Well at lease somebody with too much time on their hands did something worth while

[TheDalzielcw]

you sad cunts

[towrxter]

Nice Boy Scout belt.

[TheBlack978]

better than rape kids

[masterface2]

@TheBlack978

OMG!

[supercowmany]

I must make that!!!

[cevune]

holy crap that was actually pretty ingenious. not to mention 100% less chance of embarrassment from people stumbling upon it (just disassemble it or something).

[alokraja1]

WOW this works 100% super invention i just dont know how to thank you

[minecraft47415]

I made this and whent to school after 20 minutes of that and fuked a girl

[alokraja1]

oh this is great, patent it! i like it but after some time the pain on my penis i just have to stop, i cant have a lot of friction on my glans

[alokraja1]

3:03 that looks like a real woman's vagina

[UnidentifiedGamers]

I made them all, Tbh its a good way to practice holding in your load, So you can fuck a real chick longer!

[phildude0]

Someone is very, very lonely.

[MrBigsXD]

@phildude0 Your here too?

[Jexon1996]

I must try this :)

[Mohssenb]

Good job ...

[ugot2c4yourself]

56 Ppl penises are too small

[xMonsterBeats]

mine wont fit 

[TheBlackz1234]

whats the best type of home lube

[2legitforyoukid]

@TheBlackz1234 Probably lotion or conditioner. Something like that. 

[mtxplod]

@2legitforyoukid i tried shampoo one time and it burned....

[101megamax]

This reminds me...

I need to delete my history... =}

[ithemadhatter]

What happens when your mom finds this?



[MrDarkTheDemon]

@ithemadhatter you say its a school project, and is suposed to sound like a duck when your finished.

BOOM!

[kindawittychic]

How lonely life must be :/

[ikill4joy]

You are a lifesaver

[holy81e]

:D

Good job, man 

[Hetstaine]

Wow..when he started rolling up that blanket i thought..dear lord..he has a horse out back..

[BeArmyAllDay]

Buy a real sex toy or just get that poontang from a fine 9 or a perfect 10

[amebb1]

I tried making it ..... too fucking complicated. So, i just had a wank and went to sleep....lol

[6D9dadrobit]

Hahahahaha, that was a Boy Scout belt. I guess this guy took being 'Thrifty' To a whole new level.

[TheMacfritz]

let me try it 

[MrCorylee10]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!?!?

[Hetstaine]

@MrCorylee10 Im with you man. The house was empty too..this dude has flipped some serious shit upstairs. 'Welcome to my house..oh ..yes..disregard the sock and belt collection..come out the back and check out my horse blanket..

[williambaileiaxlrose]

Haha la imaginacion no tiene limites que mamada

[sussbox]

Too much hassle for me. Just buy a girl with the real bits a drink. Far easier. Nice idea though if you have a towel and sock to talk to. I might try it as it will save me money on the booze : )

[ElDavido95]

I dont need sex toy´s at all

I got my girls^^

öhmm were can I get gloves? :S

[sexypistol26]

guys do you really put your stick on that? I mean I know we all need sex but thats a little creepy

[oneheart19]

@sexypistol26 no for me my gf does that but do u (girls) not use ends of hair brushes or others kinds of weird shit? lol

[leojextreme]

mga baliw,, mga tao lamang na walang pumapatol ang gumagawa nito';' hahaha kawawa naman';'

[danlimdav182]

@leojextreme bakit andito ka?

[malchow3x7]

and i got laid last night with a actual girl so idk why i watched this?

[DeViL1616161]

@malchow3x7 we all know you didnt, so just stop.

[malchow3x7]

@DeViL1616161 your funny man why would i post that then?To convince u or anyone else otherwise?What do I have to lose or gain in the situation?Nothing...I've been to jail and prison so I know what im talking about,and second my boy dan sent me this shit as a joke.I bet ur actually looking for contraptions to f*** and are probably building this shit now.So ur lil joke trying to make me look foolish,doesn't retain any sort of relevance in the real world.Have fun with your dirty socks...

[fallenlucifer100]

@malchow3x7 :P



[fallenlucifer100]

@fallenlucifer100 lol it was fun try it

[malchow3x7]

This is some shit you would expect to find in prison.

[Crider64152]

glad to see you putting the boyscout belt to use

[petitgarcon100]

can my thing fit in there

[AFXAcid37]

This seems like a lot of work just to jerk off... Also, LOL @ the part where he says "notice how neat this is compared to others"... dude, you're fucking a glove! Does it need to be neat? Then again I guess no one likes a sloppy glove...

[PsVitaGameplay]

ctrl+shift+p in privite

[t0ouan]

nice!

[toriaPWNZZZ]

oh god, im in the weird part of youtube again...

[reiffrev21]

looks like this guy did some time in prison..lol

[SAawesomeBoy]

nah, doesnt work for me.. its too small

[milplayer17]

@SAawesomeBoy  its easy to make watch the video closely. the longer the blanket is and the longer the part where you roll is up is wide it is more easy. 2:22, it has to be wide so you can fold it on part 2:49

[jarrodjy]

Round two I'm sitting here trying to figure out what hes doing, then just laughed my ass off when I realized XD

[swaggohard1993]

@jarrodjy what was it

[osamakarem1]

good one pal weird but unike nice job

[maxwheeler100]

Best five minutes I've spent in my life. THANK YOU

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

I jacked some peckersnot into the ground meat my mom used to make our meatloaf last night. ;)

[auaiao9]

@MyAccount4TrollingU I hope you didn't really do that.

[ishyboy1993]

Takes way too long, I would be done by then.

[sirrealy1]

didnt fit....

[FasoleCuMuci10]

3:05 ... faggot a pussy would be like this (|) not (-) if the woman stands like that . You put the socks-vagina like a complete moron who didn't even saw a live pussy . You couldve watched at least a porn movie ...

[GuruVote]

@FasoleCuMuci10

This isn't a real vagina of course... So it won't work exactly like one...

OBVIOUSLY it would feel better like this (-) because it's rubbing against your frenulum on your penis. Which is the most pleasurable spot on the penis for MOST MEN.

Are you fucking fucking retarded or what?

[DeepestBlueJ]

Forever Alone

[sllidste]

im in the weird part of youtube again :/

[oldirtycyot]

Hey that is ingenious! It sure would be nice to have a cylindrical piece of foam in place of the blanket. I hope you perfect it further, God bless!!

[nkiddswiftkidd]

Yar this seems like to much hassle.. Instead of socks why not use a bathroom hand towel ?.. Fold towel in half long way's then use a deodorant can as the mold then tightly wrap around to the end & secure with rubber bands.. for lube use plenty of spit & moisture body lotion.. slip glove on cock enter towel fully then pull back the glove over sock.. Most effective.. my friend swears bye it..=) oh & a bit off cam4 for the porn

[tomm22b]

ladys listen to me cum live and free i hav 10 inch member. 405.5014234

[oracle2world]

People have too much time on their hands.

[fb307227]

@31CAVS lol me 2

[PsycopathicN8IV]

To much work id rather have sex with my girl friend

[31CAVS]

time to delete my history...

[reyimiller]

i dunno if i made it too tight but i almost broke my dick.xD

[sleepr661]

this is the most hilarious shit ever

[Ralphsheep]

Forever alone...

[IknowYOurSecrets15]

id love to be your love glove!! >.<

[Sacronomic]

Sorry MacGyver

[Sacronomic]

Lol I was on a video about making crazy self propelled air planes and then I got here to a video about pervert magyiver

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

AWESOME.... fuck it and done. Don't have to deal with a BITCH.

[auaiao9]

@MyAccount4TrollingU smart man! 

[sgpark77]

OH, MY, GOD.

[roquepch]

ROUND 1 MADE AND TRIED. THANKS BUDDY.FEELS GREAT!

[yeaokay313]

Wow I feel sorry that guy

[BarryEssex]

I can get you girl for less effort in here.

[mckenzdavid]

Must have done time in prison

[D00PD00P]

you have two much time on your hand is it that hard to get a girlfriend!?

[MauricioAE1]

This looks fantastic !! great job

[Jpalm1988]

That is actually really creative and kind of perverted at the same time. Sort of the best of both, lol. Good job.

[quadcitydragonfly72]

I always wondered why I could never find the mate to the third sock after washing and drying. It's like... DUH!! Now I know and I won't wonder anymore about it. I'd actually like to delete this new profound knowledge from my brain... .

[kikikinko]

That's so clever! Too bad I'm not a guy. o.o

[threecats407]

As a guy I am always glad to see that our pervertedness is reaffirmed daily.

[FullMaximum]

the most creative simulation of pussy that I've ever seen 10/10 ;)

it's kind of all in one package : pussy + butt + thighs OMG you're fucking Genious

[frostvil27]

F.t.f.o...

[louiskmn]

Your mom is gonna kick you out when she sees what you're doing to the laundry.

[Homemadetoy]

Very interesting. Check the one I have designed

[edwardrock619]

i remember my dog lick my own sister vagina

[MrTjmalek]

Ok I tried this and it not only felt like the real thing but it was better

[forsety2]

Genious!!

[Kennyforteen]

hahahah

[LanzX360]

im 14 years can i do this..??

[iZeeTx]

@LanzX360 To small dick... sorry bro...

[shaolinmunky2012]

Yeah... one of those nights again... just browsing LMFAO and Karmin videos... and... what the hell? How'd I end up here?!

[OokamiG]

did you use it after the vid

ya know......for science?

[Jason791]

In the Army we would have called this a happy sock, but right here what we have is a high speed super advanced happy sock. The drill sgt might have even given this dude a pat on the back for creativity LOL

[abeeest]

what a useless CUNT

[xXklrseahorse97Xx]

forreal.. like wheres the girls shit? We like to have fun too! And btw if you come here to hate in the comments like "desperate and pathetic" you were the desperate and pathetic one who clicked on the video(;

[LaLyNn231]

wow desperate and pathetic....

[ace123248]

I was watching a video from Smosh, and now im here. WTF?

[LIANASMIXAHL]

poso malakas mporei na eisai ??? traba na gamiseis kamia gynaika r!!! :P to poly poly dwse kai kana fragko :P tsifouth gamas malaka ta sentonia kai tis kaltses . rolf

[KeneshaCoulibaly]

That is TOO FUNNY. ALL THAT THOUGHT.

[rippedfacebookpics]

When you gonna build the rest of the woman?

[ZombiesGotYourFace]

It's like MacGyver had a sexual obsession. It's what lead to his many other and more memorable inventions, like the chainsaw out of a toothpick and a stick of gum.

[kendigjl]

Do you know how to make one that makes me a sandwich or does my laundry when I'm done using it?

[KIartext]

genius.

[shaaaeee]

Islam prohibits this

This is a mistake

Your strength and your youth go quickly

[officerelbe1427]

hes a genius

[fuckyeahEPIC]

i like how my gloves, socks, and blanket don't nag or bitch. they're just warm and comfy. great tutorial.

[trooubermensch]

Why is the snatch sideways? O_o

[xtinethai]

@trooubermensch

He`s imagining it`s an Asian pussy.

[kaspk]

Lmfao, just made one, works wonders.

[MrPatrickedwards]

haha! wtf?!



[Beliy2009]

LOOOOOLZ



[MultiGuitarman53]

got a suggestion ! next time,use an electric blanket,plug it in turn it up,heat it up then have at it ! or wrap a heating pad around thee pussy part before you insert in the blankett,HOT STUFF !

[lilnenacastillo]

lmao i bet some of you tried this already proly saved this video and went step by step LMAO!

[calvegasgirl85]

So what kind of comments were you expecting exactly? And yeah! When will you be posting one for girls??

[calvegasgirl85]

So what kind of comments were you expecting exactly?

[Rybach]

have no idea how i got here ...though dude seriously its quicker and esyer just to have a wank...failing that go out and get some real pussy...if you put anywhere near as much effort into getting some real pussy as you did making that youd have some real pussy lol

[disillusions]

@Rybach

Yeah a good quick wank is enough to get the job done, and sometimes it beats the hassle of having to try and actually get laid. Having said that - the most powerful orgasm I have ever had was due to me taking my fleshlight and rigging it up to my box fan (I made modifications to ensure safety) and having it rotating at various speeds. Make no mistake about it son - the first go with it was better than my first piece of ass.

[tumai225]

1st off your pussy is sideways it looks like an asian pussy lol 2nd off mine doesnt come out as perfect as your does =( still you warmed up alot of nights for me

[MultiGuitarman53]

you sir are a fukin genius! that would cost twoo hundred bucks at a store !

[0Guiltyone0]

how did i get here from skyrim?

[PnutButter1986]

lol thank you, you've warmed up those cold nights for whe my gf is away fucking her bicycle

[helllomyeggo]

O___O

[jefeafogutu]

Ahhhhaaaaahaha!!!!!! 

[cicharron]

ahahahahahaha u rock ajajajaa

[tayoyoyo]

i remember how i got here i was watching skyrim trailers lol

[QMGh889r]

@FunnkyKatRule u r the one who came here

[wsmkthtksh]

Fuck that blanky mmm

[GerrettJihad]

my freind told me about this, he learned it in jail.. haha nice vid, but I prefer wrapping a towel around it and sticking it between my bed.