Dane Cook - Bathroom

[Ureteralclock1917]

I fucking hate public bathrooms so much, especially the fact that students go in there to smoke.

[Ureteralclock1917]

@kepochi1 wanna know whats worse than a school bathroom, a HIGH SCHOOL BATHROOM.

[20019493term]

@dxckid2 what girls bathrooms have you been in? I wanna go there.

[GuardianXsoldier]

Haha still funny

[NINTENDOfan76]

that's a nice potato u used to record the audio...

[forestgem129]

GOD DAM JEWS!!!!

UHHHH BLACKS!!!!!

[link00102]

Who's forever alone? Nick.

[1starlife1]

ROFL At 56 and 132

[1starlife1]

ROFL At 56

[xxxDarkShadows]

i hate the volume.

[BlackAce471]

A new episode on how I met your mother lol.

[omgguy1234567891]

Intro and credits are unnessisary

[ITzCHANMAN]

Van Damme kicked in 72 doors

[chrischrist2u]

I always pee in the side of the toilet so no one can hear me.

[thetechnomania]

damn it I was watching this on imesh and click it on this and got so pissed off

[ureteralclock]

i hate public restrooms too one time at school some one stool the toilet seats.

[0wolfer0]

I hate public restrooms.Some people started crapping all over the wet floor because the guy in the restroom was slowly reading the carved letters and probably took him an hour to read the first letters in a sentance.Who brings tools or pens an pencils to a bathroom.Are they going to write how it's like to crap and send it to random people or right a magazine co peopl don't have to bring one to take a crap.Crap all over the walls,pee all over the floor,and people bust in like the cops while in it

[kepochi1]

the only thing worse than a public restroom: a SCHOOL BATHROOM!

[rogueshdw]

@kepochi1 agreed

[BlackHawkGaming]

@kepochi1 ...ohhhhohohoho noooooooo, god...

[dxckid2]

@kepochi1 no just the mens bathrooms but you're right the school ones are not as bad there's shit in there piss and more but the wemens is clean smells nice they got a tv a couch and snacks and no piss or shit on the floor no smell of sex and sperm bo condoms no sighns and no picturs of naked women i will fucking kill the dude that made it unfair.exept for vegas casino bathrroms they rule!

[0wolfer0]

Dane cook is right,who rights in the bathroom an why is it so wet.I also see people running in like saying he gots to take a crap.

[Corey30fastball]

Once my stepdad went into a restroom and there was shit all over the walls so he threw up because it was so disgusting. He threw up so much that his nose started bleeding. I feel bad for the janitor that had to clean up that. xD

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

i hate public restrooms too, but because i can't take a shit with other people around me

[brucetrunks]

@UnlimitedZoro2010 SAME HERE MAN

[DarkLunaRDZ]

LOL so funny XD

[lunarflack]

That was cool and funny

[lunarflack]

That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[Cheezitplaya1]

Wow dude you have no fing life this blows dude

[LuckyAssassin666]

Those reasons and more are why I only go at home.

[thrillmouse]

this is epic! I love it dude. specially at 1:02

[twasitme]

i made a facebook friend from taking a shit

and my little sister just l\got potty trained and she took the worlds biggest dump

[Milesandjake]

once i used a public restroom i walked into a stall and i see a woman giving a man a BJ and i say NOT AGAIN THATS THE 6TH FUCKING STALL IVE CHECKED AND I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

[B4MV36563]

in my school someone shit in the sink

[VideoGamerLegit]

i accidently went into a womens restroom once and one let the door wide open and didin't care when i saw her :P

[xXxblah950xXx]

Holy shit bread. That was funny.

[mahergabe]

oops i fell of the toilet

[TheEpicsmoothie]

wtf? i wuz here but not as a faggot!

[Salien1999]

Dude, I saw a puddle RIGHT infront of the urinals, who aims so badly that he misses the urinal the WHOLE way through?

[gatmanlex]

i got to shit i cant shit with a door infront of me

[cabooseslayer32]

 howed you meet you wife jhon i was taking a crap lmao

[tr3v0r457]

1:18 u fell off the shitter XD

[MRarmbar13]

Mike is a faggot

[RomeinKnome44]

i agree with dane, he is rite, especially with the floor always being wet, one time i walked in n sumone had pissed rite on the floor, disgusting -_-

[EpicBattleFantacyfan]

At 0:19 what's with the guy in the back? He's like a stalker LOL!

[vercifx]

*shting* FUCKING JEWS!!!! *shts some more* BLACKS!@!@!@!

[MrWillHoff]

That really fucking sucked

[trey10th]

lol he falls off the toilet

[24runeman]

I couldnt hear the video for crap

[bffhfh]

ROFLLMFAO

[dh222able]

1:02 perfect man

[warmonster86]

GOD DAM JEWS

[Dessinator17]

Once I was in the stall and I'm like, "AH what is that fucking smell!?!?" So I look, and under the toilet paper rolls is a pile of steaming shit ONTOP of a pile of toilet paper! And then there was some toilet paper ontop of it like the person was embarassed and tried to hide it, but the was spot they missed and there was like 30 flies on it.

[taowand]

This vid has horrible audio

[117reconkiller]

This is so fucking Funny!!!!!!! LOL!

[imrandom12345]

how'd you meet your wife, john?

i was takin a crap

[sissyluvsissy]

what hapend at the end when he was twirling? 

[starwarscomponentX]

what is it about dane cook and halo that make such good machinima

[kaylabeth217]

lol he took a crap when he met his wife XD

[Babypunter117]

I walked into a bathroom and saw that someone smeared their shit all over the sink and mirror! Their just like OH I'M COOL!!

[yomnlk234]

mike wuz here 10 min later mike is a faggot he comes back what the crap i was trying to state something not to be a faggot

[123jwizzy]

blacks

[belnick11]

Dude. my names nick too. i subsribed... favorited...etc lol

DANE COOK FUCKIN RULEZ!

[XxEmoBoyxX1000]

OMFG SO FUCKIN FUNNY!

[zezima489]

GOD DAMN JEWS!!!!!! XD LOL

[xRinnosukeMorichikax]

I dont like being in a perfect square when i shit! ......BAAHH!! There i broke it..now..now i can shit

[MikeyyAlan]

Mike was here.

[migsman222]

i walked into the bathroom at my school the other day and there was seriously a number and it was like "call this number for a good time" i was like WTF? what GUY would write that but my highschool has got f'ed up bathrooms. they closed one down cause a giant puddle of water was coming under the door into the hallway cause someone clogged the toilets AND the drains that r there in case someone does that. it was f'ing nasty

[skynetman1294]

nick is a fagot

[darkrie323]

Mike was here

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Mike is a fagot

XD

[Gphazor]

i swear, the bathrooms at my high school are the most atrociously abused things ever. people write in markers on the walls and toilets some really f'ed up stuff. people leave toilet paper on the floor, they dont flush so it looks like the freakin apocalypse inside a bowl, i get so scared walking in because i have no idea what sort of catastrophe im going to see. some jerks go as far as putting the only roll of tp IN the toilet. i even found some kind of seed or horse feed in there once. WTF??

[SamusV4]

@Gphazor yeah no kidding! At my school there used to be sunflower seeds all over the men's room floors! WTF?! D:

[pinkylover75]

@SamusV4  .....i guess someone likes to eat sunflower seeds while there taking a shit

[themanwththeplan7]

@Gphazor i hear ya bro like what the hell when some guys wake up there like to day ima fuck up the bathroom ima gonna carve my name in the wall and throw tp and write ryan byers is a homo on the wall so guess what thats what im gonna today i hate guys like that it pisses me off i cant go piss without being terrorised by the shitty graffiti lol

[gazzy11296]

thats nothing!

i saw a guy feeling up another GUY

and what makes it worse it was a 9th grader and 6th grader

[Flamethehedehog99]

@gazzy11296 ......gross.....*eye twitches*

[halo9757]

y is that crate a toilet

[xRogueGeassx]

OMG the bathrooms at my old school were disgusting. It looks like the kids didnt even realize there were toilets so they just crapped and pissed in the corner, in the middle of the floor and in the sink. And the toilets were covered in this fungus thing and overflowing with piss, so i dont blame them for using the floor lol

[SamusV4]

My god, I feel so sorry for Janitors everywhere, they have to clean all this kinda shit up! Some don't even care anymore cause it's so filthy they're like scared out of their minds to even LOOK in the bathrooms, and just walk on by like nothing's wrong. I actually saw that happen once, guy just walked by pushing a mop bucket and shit, looked at the bathroom doors, and just kept going. :P

[Gphazor]

@SamusV4 dude, so right. they should get the guy who does Dirtiest Jobs to work as a janitor at a high school or some place like that. THATS a dirty job. people might even see how bad it gets. for a position that gets a simple pay, janitors sometimes deal with some pretty bad stuff.

[SamusV4]

Once at the movies, in the restroom I just felt like carving something into the door along with everyone else who'd written something. I just wrote: "I'm bored, so very bored..." Then stopped for a second, looked at it, and I was like "OH SHIT why in the fuck did I just do that?" I looked for like 5 more seconds, then suddenly I just cracked up and barely could contain my laughter! XD

[bigcc313]

GOD DAMN JEWS......BLACKS

[spazrock4ever]

who TF carves in a stall?

P.s if theres ANYTHING i no bout uh, "the john," its that nobody EVER flushes! I mean 1 time i was at the Junior hi, and all 4 stalls had loads of crammed-up dingaloes in the bowl. i ended up crapping in the urinal. ;-P :-D lol lol

[TheDATJackass]

i carve in a stall

[spazrock4ever]

i will admit that i 2 have carved in a stall...i wrote hi XD

[TheDATJackass]

haha

XD

[spazrock4ever]

i no, it funy

[spazrock4ever]

who TF carves in a stall?

[bigcc313]

This is funny

[alex56308]

One time i went to my brother bathroom in his house and i was going to crap and as i sat down i slipped and when out the door the floor was flat so i slid then FELL DOWN THE STAIRS DURING HIS HOUSE WARMING PARTY I later found out he pissed there so it smeelled like him ( lol Urine man ) ;D

[codafett]

Once, I was at a public restroom and I saw that somebody SHITTED RIGHT ON THE FLOOR. It was fucking disgusting.

[DARKZERO9000]

@codafett I saw someone pissing in the sink when walked in and he just continued to piss AND moan disgusting <.<

[Ticomfreak]

@codafett people do that ALL THE F****** time at my school

[KIngdomKeySRK]

What?

[lisahawks08]

Public Restrooms Suck.

[brandfoley]

i know right theres either piss on the floor or a toilet someone didnt flush

[lisahawks08]

LOL

Hey John, How'd you meet your wife?

*Sigh*

I was taking a crap xD

[ExtremeRulez13]

I totally agree with Dane on this. I hate using public restroom.

[iluvtowrite]

lol!

[ultamiteifrit]

lol great

[YaikonMetal]

fail

[strtvndl3]

dane cook

[chokingv19]

your mom is a fail ...

[YaikonMetal]

your jokes are a fail

[cecconi14]

this reply is a fail (including this one)

[MrAmerica1995]

I wasn't talking about the video...I was replying to YaikonMetals' comments.

[cecconi14]

oh ok :P :D

[xy2z1997]

@cecconi14 yes

[Tenkagethewise]

you know Dane is right, you always see "Mike was here" on the wall, why do they care, me I write underneath "Getting ass raped" and grin

[brandonpanic]

mike was here haha

[kiwibuminoz]

If, for instince, on RS or XBLA, someone says theyre a GIRL, they mean that theyre a Guy In Real Life... just thought id put that out...

[lolman12334]

what if they had a mic and they sounded like a girl, but get this, she said she was a girl, does that make her a guy in real life? think about it

[kiwibuminoz]

hahaha, yeah, true lol

[TurnNBurnBaby3]

"where'd you meet your wife?"

*sigh*

"I was taking a crap"

lol

[thingymuwatsit]

whils i was at the statue of david i went to the toilets and there on the wall was a conversation that went like:

"david has a small P3N!$"

"its not small, its TINY"

"yeah but at least hes always hard!"

[LordDravott19]

Has anyone ver FUCKING actually called one of those god damn things.

[ryanwallen22]

Faggot, Nick.

[DonSkuzaCinema]

I waz at cedar point, and saw carved into the door, " Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted "

[des192837465]

HAHA yay creepy cedar point people!

[pinkylover75]

@DonSkuzaCinema LOL i think thats a song! if u know shanedawnsontv2 and saw shanaynay 911 call ull hear that

[shadowf0x96]

saw in a new jersey stall "here i sit straining my pooper,i just gave birth to an nj state trooper" i was like "WAT THE SHISCT?!?!" and i found a chicks number.

[Alpm1100]

srry but the thing is too low i turn my volume all the way up and i cant hear it

[MrAbtdc321]

dane cook is awesome!

[stickman10will]

lol

[Cobarmthk]

Everthing's wet sounds like my sister after she uses the damn bathroom aggggghhh!!!

[angelgu323]

is that dirty talk lol?

[Spartan727]

thats just her cum

[Gizpokemon12321]

how did you meet your wife john? i was taking a crap. lolz he is funny!

[Animefreakazoid234]

that was soooo funny...DANE ROX

[uliseto]

but it sounds like a radio :(

[MoronOfTheMonth]

1:01 haha "good broken"

[ACDCchickALI]

heh yea xP best part

[DARKSLIPKNOT5]

that was funny

[DrTheKay]

terrible quality

[wisard734]

i am in freaking tears. X D

[tiger62432]

it was added on my birthday

[spartanwolf89]

That was fucking hilarous but the sound quality was terrible please fix it...

[IsolatedPyro94]

what map is this?????????????

[broandho]

how did you meet your wife john inhale i was takin a crap rofllol

[hectorxxxsad]

old ass halo map lol

[A117masseffect]

who gives a shit, just watch this guy try to take one!

[chidoriitachinaruto]

i gave this 5 stars!!!!

[ninjashaun1337]

and shou cluad van dam goes I GOTTA SHIIIIIIT!!!

[sparker24]

this is actually pretty good!!!!1

good work

[1224140994]

how'd u meat ur wife?

*inhale*......i was takin a crap

rofl

[Flamethehedehog99]

@1224140994 i dont get it....

[1224140994]

@Flamethehedehog99 lissen to the dam video if u dont get it

[Flamethehedehog99]

@1224140994 let me guess he saw a chicks number and if u tried to insult me its damn

[csifan444]

how does a girls # get on the side of the stall in the mens room? just wondering

[A117masseffect]

Pimps, ex boyfriends, she was too shitfaced to remember what happened last week much less what bathroom she shits in. dose that sum it up! lol

[ahabgjb]

the halo images are stupid.

[TheAlmostsk8er]

i don't like being in a perfect square either it was funny

[percyjacksonrules09]

i don't like being in a perfect square when i shit!

[akariji]

i was here as mike but not a fagot!

[RedSi06]

I once went to a bathroom where the toilet was brown and not naturally...

[foreveranime55]

On the nearest Friday? That makes me think that I will time warp back in time a few days and get kissed. Just say next Friday.

[lquidsilver07]

On the nearest Friday? That makes me think that I will time warp back in time a few days and get kissed. Just say next Friday.

[hbgoddard]

Just watch... Mike is going to come back and draw an arrow to it and say "No I'm not, you're a faggot!"

[cecconi14]

HA!!!

[JayPabs17]

i prefer the nightmare one

[imkwl12345]

so i think nick made it........

[ropeskipper97]

lolhow did ur meet ur wife?? *sigh* i was taking a crap