Mark "CHOPPER" Reid Xmas poems.

[lukiejee]

and i said " what the fuck are you doing in my living room... you fucking sooty red bastard!". fucking classic XD

[J0rdie94]

Classic

[LuluLishous]

Haha Lmfao

[316greg]

This is the greatest fuckin thing i've ever seen!!!!

[Enuff4Forever]

How long do you reckon they pause and play this vid to write every word down?

[lukiejee]

@Enuff4Forever

u dont have to pause and play the video. if u just pulled the dick out of your ear ud hear it the frist time

[WILDBULL1984]

Fuckin love it!

[mrjacfre65]

2 words.... GOOD CUNT

[BullDust99]

give me my presents you fat fuck

[RomanSedlak]

give me my presents you fat fuck!

[jkt368]

23 people still believe in Santa.

[Lukecenakid]

i want to rape that man he is so hot

[auststorms]

1:31

What the fuck are you doing in my living room?

You fucking sooty red bastard, eh, alrighty.

2:04

Fuck! give him a fucking break would ya? eh.

Everyone fucking feeds him.

They always leave bloody milk and fucking biscuits out.

I mean you can't keep feeding the poor bastard then accuse him of being fat, it's a viscous fucking cycle.

err i mean, how ungrateful do you want to be?

Why don't you just say Give my presents you fat fuck, eh? Fucking hell.

[auststorms]

0:24

T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Fucking imagine that, yeh.

Squeak fucking squeak, err... Mr Cheesy what are you getting for Christmas this year?

Orr..or well it's either going to be a bloody fragrance gift set with a loofah and some soap, or fucking nothing cause I'm a fucking mouse.

0:57

Well congratufuckinglations, eh, a stunning piece of detective work fucking constable Christmas.

[312pipi]

Who are the weirdos who gave this a thumbs down???

[sportygirl869]

When I want a good laugh I play THIS video - the funniest thing on Youtube!

[rodrma]

"Give mey mway presents you fat fack"

[BottleePopp]

LMFAO !! It's a vicious fucking cycle ! Lol his face at 2:40 !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! FANTASTIC !!!!!

[johnosandra]

at the end fuckin good on ya

[mndud]

gimmie my presents you fat fuck! XD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH

[dixonulol]

2:19 THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

[babsooo]

just fuckin brillant dyin laughing!!!!!!!!

[aliciaperfectcircle]

love this haha

[donlicplumbing]

go chopper

[parabnormal]

Give me my presents you fat fuck XD LMFAO

[PETERDAKID]

what the fuck are you doin in my living room, get the fuck back up me chimney and use the fucking door.

[diablostallion22]

fuck give him a fucking break will you!

[saxonrox]

he's probably got a head like a fucking capsicum!

[TLCTysonLachieClay]

oi fucker dont ccall him fat!!!

[batbomb92]

@TLCTysonLachieClay He is fat though, and boring... boring as shit.

[Pivotist]

give me my presents u fat fuk xD haahhahahaaa

[sunroomz220]

lol 6:20

[seansalvador1]

6:20?

[F4LCON51]

ROFLMFAO!! 1:20

[F4LCON51]

LOL AT 1:05 !!!!!!!!!!

[heyysimone]

and then chop chop said "what the fuck are you doing in my living room" xD

[margotjimenez]

jajajaj sO fuckin funny

[bobbyjobob123456789]

Fuck who writes this....lol

[Xxoo0o0o0ooxX]

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass; I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass. Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick. I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.

[Xxoo0o0o0ooxX]

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell. He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode away, piss on you all and have a hell of a day

[Lukecenakid]

@Xxoo0o0o0ooxX your a dumb fuck

harden the fuck up

[InternetSurfer1996]

@Lukecenakid i think your the dumb one and you harden up!

[coolniggakol]

this is fuckin gd

[MrAngeman]

lol some of it are funny

4 stars my friend

[damnkev6262]

ease up kev

[Dedokai32]

pmsl @ how he thinks prancing makes reindeers homosexual pmsl

[souljaboy187zbro]

cogratulfukinlations wat u want a medal for sayin his head is like a capsicum

[dragonpup1]

squeek fucking skweek

[DJInfuzion]

he's based on the real chopper read tho

[mrarmaggedon31415926]

well it's more a rip off of eric bana's role as chopper

[bennybear346]

below nah we didn't realise that shit there other vidz about the real one in related vidz lol

[jmel1000]

chopper "read" is the real hitman.... chopper reid is a comedian.... doesnt any1 relize this?

[kane1110]

what you on about 'chopper reid'... lol its ronnie johns playing mark brandon "chopper" read

[wootwoottrain]

lol wot a tool...

[OwMyHead55]

give me my presents u fat fuck

[WLordnDRanch12]

omg, Hes to funny

[timmytoothmyarm]

"He's probably got a head like a fuckin capsicum!" LMAO

[RayAllen4444]

how many people did chopper really kill?

[Miningwbl]

He killed about 19 people

[LlortnA]

Prancing?! Fuckin' hell. Listen, Santa Claus, you better get your bloody homosexual reindeer off my fuckin' roof.

[AJMINETTE]

What the Fuck Are You Doing In My Living Room?!, You Sooty Red Bastard!

[Spearsy69]

GIVE ME MY PRESENTS YOU FAT FUCK. Priceless stuff.

[BimboBeth13]

"Squeak Fuckin Squeak" Lol :D

[ViolentRunning]

erm.... how come he has ears now?

[ViolentRunning]

LOL ok it's someone playing Chopper....fucking good take off:)

[HaydenRhysAdderley]

gotta love australian comedy

[wildboistevo69]

em... how come you dont have a brian now?

[ViolentRunning]

I've never had a Brian and any reports to the contrary are false. Go take your vicious slander elsewhere.

[Nathan0693]

i fucking love this!!!!!! its so fucking awesome!!!!

[Jimbob0181]

hahaha. hilarious

[Toygut84]

lol well congrat-u-fucking-lations!

[leblindmelon]

That's what I call my mondeo "Mr Cheesy" cause it has a few squeeks.

[Firebelly222]

he's so fuckin awesome

[applesquirts7]

does this guy come to new zealand cos if he does im fucking goin!

[mr2paddy]

mouse...squeek fucking squeek.. omfg hahahahaahahahah

[Brookeyp123]

oh mi gosh I cannot stop laughing!!

[sydneyaus666]

happy fucking christmas to all!

[fifa06070809]

happy fukkn xmas to all

[koastalskate]

merry fuckin chritmas chopper.

and youtube.

[bobbyjobob123456789]

hahahahah fuck his a legend ive seen both his shows on tour'

[arunui]

chopper is da best fucken person ever

[OsMaNDa86]

his a fuckin legend

[SAWaustralia]

lol he said the word fuck 32 times in that whole skit lol

[emoborn1994]

idiots ive got same name as hes spellt the same ..... its mark READ

[ihatenaggers1]

Note the spelling and the context it's used in moron.

[emoborn1994]

well it is spelt like that

[micahcss]

very good

[luckysod04]

give me my fucking presents you fat fuck

[MXkids7855]

hahaha fucking legend

[Carolinerollingstone]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH omg that is gold!

[scarypunk1698]

who the fuk wrote this. haha.

[thatisnotcool]

The chop-chop said what the fuck are you doing in my living room you fucking sooty red bastard that is lol worthy

[niche31]

Fucking BANG!!!BANG BANG!!!hahaha^^

[666XJudasX666]

lol, lamo,he is the Man!. Who agres

[MyPonySasha]

PRANCING!Fucking hell!Listen her Santa Claus you better get you bloody homosexual reindeer off my fucking roof before I start fucking shooting!LMAO!!

[skullfyre7]

legend.

[patchiemon]

he is fuckin funny

[Rubiiox]

i lovz this video hahahaahahah

[orkas33]

gay faggot andrew fucking murray

[orkas33]

Congratrafuckinlatoins

andrews a wierd cunt hahaha

[amurray126]

gay faggot mitchell headford

[ziolinchudnee]

lol

[eastside911]

everyone fukkn feeds him, they leave milk and fukn biskits out, i mean you cant keep feeding the poor bastard then acuse him of being fat, its a vicious fukkn cycle hahaha

[FunkadAlex]

hahahahahahahahaha

[SportsStar777]

Prancing!Fucking hell!Listen Santa Claus you better get your bloody homosexual reindeer off my fucking roof before I start shooting.lmao

[zion8000]

give me my prsents you fat fuck

[nolimitdomains]

Squeek..F@ckin Squeek!

You F@ckin Rat!

Hey Santa ,

get ur bloody hom@sexual reindeer off my roof!~

[melissasw64]

Brilliant! :-[

[ObsessedWithDragonz]

His nose like a cherry FUCK who WRITES THIS??

LOLOL go Reid =D

[KriStinApUi]

He is awesome!! Congratrafuckinlatoins

[3oexoxluvsu]

Congratufuckinlations.

[Disturbed811]

this is funny i really like it because he is paying out a pretty shit peom good on ya chopper reid ur a bloody legend

[professionallynasty]

"...great piece of detective work constable christmas..."

*L*

[manomanoman99]

funny funny shiy. LMFAO.

XD

[ChopperRead69]

Ho Ho Fuckin Ho

[Caiit101]

"gvme y presnts u fat fuk" hahaha

[needkan9]

hes nose like a rose, fuck who writes this. lmao

[Kkrittt]

listen santa cluas u better get ur bloody homo-sexual rainders or im gonna start shooting!

WHAT THE FUCK are u doing in my living room u suity red barsted!

[ObsessedWithDragonz]

Sooty =)

[101bluestar101]

fucking funny shit mate.....

[Emileah101]

Best shit ive eva seen!!!

good onya Uncle Chop-Chop!!

[Nelsonnewcal]

Congratu fuckin lations. A stunning piece of detective work fuckin countsterble X mas

[swaggie223]

wat the fuck r u doing in my living room you sooty red bastard! LMAO

[rootmenickhoult]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHh

listen her santa claus you better get your bloody homo sexual reindeer of my fuckin roof

holy fuck lmao

[douga1991]

HAHAHA

give me my presents u fat fuck

[Lynndog]

great FUCKING shit mate...

[creepycreepsley]

lmao

[iggypop888888888888]

"fucking nothing, because im a fucking mouse!"lol

[AdamBomb2355]

get your homosexual reindeer off my roof haha

[phytzi]

get your bloody homosexual reindeer off my roof

[gottalovezacefron77]

dude this isnt the real chopper reid.

its an actor.

[suppermonkeynuts]

ok cause this isnt the reall chopper the reall one was in jail so he wouldent be aloud on tv for god sake

[gottalovezacefron77]

ummm?

that doesnt quite make sense but people seemed to think that it was the real chopper.

thats why i said it.

[1Devil]

rofl the real chopper is in jail, therefore isnt able to appear on tv, so they have this actor, and hes a comedian so deal with it, hes fucking funny.

[gottalovezacefron77]

wtf.

i know.

but people are saying "your a legend chopper" etc.

all im saying is its an actor.

jeez.

i thought my first comment was pretty clear.

just settle down mate.

[1Devil]

mate, chopper is so forgotten that alot of people think that this is chopper, but hes a legend in both bodies :P

[bowley7]

chopper you fucking rock man!!!!!!!!!

[Krypto282]

hommousexuals!

[AussieBabe001]

chopper is a fucking legend:)

his one bloody good aussie:D

[bmxA7Xguitar]

u can tell the aussies from everyone else. aus eg:bloody legend

every1else eg: very good show old chap

aussies rule

[Gannondalf]

loofa and some soaps...

i love how he says homosexual..

FAGGING HOMMASEXUAL

[SquashedPotato]

That was a great 1. Puts some more smiles on peoples faces for xmas. Good on old chop chop

[bomerfan]

bloody legend

[1000Demons]

"Give me my fuckin' presents you fat fuck". That's what I say to him.

And here it is in a comedy act. Brilliant minds think alike.

[checkthisbaby]

hahahahaha. i love it :)

nyce

[skullfyre7]

Bloody hilarious this guy, but he did contradict himself by saying hes fucking fat then "forgive the fucker everyones bloody feeding him cookies" etc etc.

Chopper is still A legend though!

[dudewheresmypick]

no no hes showing the people that THEY contradict themself. hes giving an example

[777artemis777]

fucken good, and few words-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and fuck

[jakseventythree]

chopper you fucking rule!

[mdemaz]

lolz fucken ledgend

[scottyboy204333]

fukin well dun chopper

[lollypops23]

tops

[pbplayer68]

hahahah LEGEND!

[Nagaless]

Chopper is a fucking legend all his movies are awesome.

[smelly32]

Absoloutely brilliant hahahahhahah Fuckin hilarious.

[zabi17]

this deserves an EMMY, he is to good.

[luongerz]

haha yer, a bit too repetitive but

[bshssooks]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[mihRANdah]

give me my fukin presents you fat fuck  lol

[smelly32]

Lol this shit is fucking classic!

[wogfuck]

hows he readin a story his semi fuckin illiterate

[CoasterNYC]

give me my presents you fat fuck

[IPLAYWOW94]

Harden the fuck up chopper

[needkan9]

congradufuckinlations

FUCKIN HALIARIOUS

[jazzmanEE]

LMAO

[benellirsboy]

This ronnie john is well funny doing uncle chop chop!

Needs to cut his ears off though!!

[jockyred]

no shit sherlock

[whippersnippingprick]

Hey, for everyone who is aussie, I'll tell you something. watch a video called Chopper Reid ronnie johns half hour where he makes fun of a hippie named trent, and go to the 5th page of comments, and go against this racist aussie hating cunt named thommason who called aussies pussies. every aussie, lets gang up on him.

[wizgub]

even chopper admits it

HARDEN THE FUCK UP

:)

[benzies11]

im aussie too. but seriously... he may be a cunt but dont waste your time him. k

[hatchdie]

harden the fuck up benzies

[edx32]

HEY THERE AUSSIE MATE, that THOMMASON sonunds like a dick head.... im with u old mate..... FUCK HIM.