A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
I don't think I could buy your book. Not because I think you're a sellout, I don't, but because when I read it it will just be in my boring 'mind voice.' If you released an audio book I would totally buy that shit! I just don't think my 'mind voice' could keep up with impersonating your voice for very long before it fucks up and goes back to boring old PimpDaddyKSilk 'mind voice.'
I bought my book on the 18th in Chicago at Barnes & Noble! My sister pointed it out and I almost freaked! I was like "OH MY GOD! RANDALL JUST POSTED A VIDEO ABOUT THIS BOOK I HAVE TO BUY IT." It's really funny, everyone! Definitely worth the buy if you want to learn about the Earths species and just have a good laugh! Randall definitely knows how to entertain AND educate his audience!!!
Randall, I don't mind you advertising your book and app, but can you just add it on the end of something new? I really want to see you narrate something new.
Eh. People who yell sell out are the type of people who hold others back from reaching their dreams. If this was their son, they'd be saying: I'm so proud of you son!
I'm proud of you Randy! May tons of more goodness come your way!
@Chirusse I totally agree, and if this book was narrated by Randall, I would pre-order it right now! Oh and P.S. Drahgoon, stop being a Nasty Ass Honey Badger!
I don't think Randall's a sellout. People have to make a living, you know. And some of the money goes to saving these animals, many of which are endangered. Sellout? Hardly. BAMF with a heart of gold? Hell yeah.
Gay
zombiekill135 1 week ago
I love you,Randall!! I wish I could meet you. :(
redmoon6669 1 week ago in playlist Randall's World
I hope there is a version for the Kindel. That would be badass.
TheRealSyFyGuy 1 week ago
Sounds amazing,wish you'd come to Austin!!!
skyemcleod1 2 weeks ago
@madisonlouroberson he is supposed to.
NoahBHS 2 weeks ago
oh look who took too much ecstasy!
petya143 3 weeks ago
I'd love to give this to my 6 and 9 year old nephews!
organboi 3 weeks ago
bless her heart
delaneyisnow 3 weeks ago
sell out ??? he is making learning about animals fun .... why do people have to shit on everything , the guy is awesome
christianafcy 3 weeks ago 4
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
combatarmss128 1 month ago
i was looking down and when i heard look who ate too much ecstacy and looked up i nearly shit my pants
sp3nc3r42 1 month ago
Y U NO COME TO VEGAS?!
WolfmanDan2012 1 month ago
I WANT TO MEET YOU SO BAD.
ilikewhalesyeah 1 month ago
come to San Antonio please!!!!! I want an autographed copy of your book. honey badger might not give a shit, but I !
mybuddyet 1 month ago
Awww, you need to come to Texas! Sad face :(
megasizer95 1 month ago
I don't think I could buy your book. Not because I think you're a sellout, I don't, but because when I read it it will just be in my boring 'mind voice.' If you released an audio book I would totally buy that shit! I just don't think my 'mind voice' could keep up with impersonating your voice for very long before it fucks up and goes back to boring old PimpDaddyKSilk 'mind voice.'
PimpDaddyKSilk 1 month ago
I mean (fuck u haters)* haha
slyballer13 1 month ago
And
slyballer13 1 month ago
No body gives a shit about ur feelings. Randall is fucking hilarious di gf daters stfu and stop trolling n get a life. Bye the book
slyballer13 1 month ago
I bought my book on the 18th in Chicago at Barnes & Noble! My sister pointed it out and I almost freaked! I was like "OH MY GOD! RANDALL JUST POSTED A VIDEO ABOUT THIS BOOK I HAVE TO BUY IT." It's really funny, everyone! Definitely worth the buy if you want to learn about the Earths species and just have a good laugh! Randall definitely knows how to entertain AND educate his audience!!!
Monstory 1 month ago
:( i live in alaska sad
fringedivision1 1 month ago
Honey badger don't care!
heyitzchloe123 1 month ago
Randall is an extremely talented individual -
i predict Randall will become very very successful.
KazGrafix 1 month ago
Randall, keep up the good work. I hope tons of people show up and buy your book.
Keep up the good work. There are many people, including me, who love your videos and think your book is a good idea.
2 Thumbs up!
Spock69 1 month ago
Omgi will skip school for this
MjJazzper 1 month ago
The book comes out on my birthday ono;; It would make my life to get it and meet Randall but I live in OK |D;;
funnychic96 1 month ago
Wait Portland maine?
MegaEliasboy 1 month ago
I did buy the book! I think it's something I'd like... I love endangered animals...
CearyAuryn 1 month ago
WHO EVER meets him... Take a picture!!!!!
CearyAuryn 1 month ago
Randall if this is your first trip to seattle, you are going to have a blast!
babsygirl1 1 month ago
I didn't know you could milk a honey badger!
pureevilfnord 1 month ago
is this on kindle?
trollingwithsquaids1 1 month ago
please release a new video
ice1515151 1 month ago
Release another video.....if your next video is another add thn your a sellout.... p.s fuck everyone who thinks he's not a sellout...
rocko562 1 month ago
@rocko562 this is what a public education gets you these days i guess...
RockAtAllCosts 1 month ago
sure i know Armadillo,I played RDR stupid
flo7flames 1 month ago
RANDALL. Y U NO COME TO DALLAS?
thatoneweirdo1 1 month ago
dude i totally live in seattle. SCORE
alligoesrawr 1 month ago
"what the fuck is that aye aye eating?!" LOL
alligoesrawr 1 month ago
PLEASE COME TO AUSTIN, TEXAS!!!!!!! :)
funfloralfreak 1 month ago
Haha! Someone took too much extacy! (sorry dont know how to spell it..) luv u randel
12345Emilyiscool 1 month ago
@nerdlass I agree!
NobodysOffTheHook 1 month ago
Honey badger is no longer cool and through association no longer are you randall
u2someday 1 month ago
Randall, I don't mind you advertising your book and app, but can you just add it on the end of something new? I really want to see you narrate something new.
nerdlass 1 month ago
yay, San Francisco! :D
H3LLOxKiMCHi 1 month ago
Hey, commercials don't count as videos. No fair!
bastet469 1 month ago
wombat cares...
MochaholicPuppy 1 month ago
Randall why aren't you coming to Philadelphia, PA???
aprilshowers70 1 month ago
RANDALL IN PERSON!! APOCALYPSE!
Nancy4591 1 month ago
....
iiReNeGaDeZ 1 month ago
@iiReNeGaDeZ if you're just going to write a comment like that, may as well not write one at all :/
martinEATworld 1 month ago
The sound is so low..
chrisromero07 1 month ago
Ya Burn Diesel!
KTA155 1 month ago
You know, it was funny at first. Now this is just being milked for all that it's worth, and it's getting kind of sad.
johnz6808 1 month ago
Eh. People who yell sell out are the type of people who hold others back from reaching their dreams. If this was their son, they'd be saying: I'm so proud of you son!
I'm proud of you Randy! May tons of more goodness come your way!
zoics1 1 month ago 2
303 don't trust a honeybadger
madisonalexis13 1 month ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Who the hell wants to get an autograph from this pedophilic faggot?
Drahgoon 1 month ago
funny but agree with everyone else...so you made 1..."1" funny video. That doesn't warrent and app, a book and about 20 f****** adverts.
ssj9997 1 month ago
Randall, you need to make an audiobook. :)
Chirusse 1 month ago 2
@Chirusse I totally agree, and if this book was narrated by Randall, I would pre-order it right now! Oh and P.S. Drahgoon, stop being a Nasty Ass Honey Badger!
aprilshowers70 1 month ago
I don't think Randall's a sellout. People have to make a living, you know. And some of the money goes to saving these animals, many of which are endangered. Sellout? Hardly. BAMF with a heart of gold? Hell yeah.
CyraUK 1 month ago 87
@CyraUK Thank you!!
somechickygirl 1 month ago
Can't wait to see the book.
x Luci
GNYBerlin 1 month ago
lol
guns21111 1 month ago
had to thumb up for the gayest and funniest voice I know..
manupee 1 month ago
this books, will be so FABULOUS!
2s2bs 1 month ago
here we go again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ndrew6000 1 month ago
Kindle Fire!
VeroniqueEmbrace 1 month ago
1.Make it an audio book.
2.???
3.Profit!
AceAttorny 1 month ago
To much extasy...
SimsFan1492 1 month ago
I don't mind you selling stuff to make money, but it would be nice if you released something on your channel once and a while thats not an ad.
basalisk335 1 month ago 58
Maybe not a sellout, but definitely a one trick pony. Less promos more narration please
Darvaus 1 month ago
Sellout ? Whatever lol I probably won't buy the book I love ya on YouTube ! Best wishes I hope it sells
o0LoveLove0o 1 month ago
Happy Honey Badger day everybody! The 1 yr. anniversaty of the Nastyass Honey Badger video!
CJBountyHunter 1 month ago
when are you coming to los angeles?
palmostositive1 1 month ago
It's over Randall, I've had enough. I'm leaving you.
Suscida 1 month ago
SELLOUT UNSUBBED BYE!
MyronGiesen1 1 month ago
22nd !
ThorusCZ 1 month ago
FIRST! :D
Malloshy 1 month ago