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  • My left ear laughed its ass off!

  • I miss tom green so GOD DAMN MUCH

  • He does performance. True artist :)

  • looks like he was eating a cherry popsicle

  • does anyone have an older clip when hes following some guy down the street and saying "youre drinking a sodahhhhhhhh". help please.

  • OMFG that was funny

  • this guy is soooo wierd... that was so funny!!!

  • sucha stoner show jahahaha

  • this is what a salvia trip feels/sounds like

  • @GenerationApocalypse veery intersting. haha i hard its very strange. an those noise are fo sho strange.

  • I masterbate, smoke crack and play the guitar. I also feed the pigeons. Have a nice day.

  • @TheHowks

    *Masturbate. Lol.

  • 1:02-1:07 LMFAO

  • Wow. How boring.

  • @Hyperborea2012

    wow your everywhere

  • @EWOKCAD I'm everywhere like Jesus.

  • i remember being really high and watching this before! i litteraly could not breath from laughter

  • its john goodman ^^

  • Funnyist sh*t i'v seen all day.

  • love it

  • Unreal....So weird and funny...priceless....

  • What the fuck is that old dude wearing on his head? Fag much?

  • sounds like klay world

  • 0:11

  • @NateHiggers52 natehiggers? pollack? you might mean polak ya dumd racist fuck.

  • My left ear feels sad... :(

  • 21 people were actually insterested in what that man was saying

  • john goodman?

  • The guy just kept talking and talking...Why was Tom's tongue so red?

  • Is he High???

  • WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY??? WHY IS EVERYONE EITHER COPYING TOM GREEN OR CALLING HIM CRAZY??? RESPECT HIM BY STOP COPYING HIM TO BE FAMOUS, IM LOOKING AT YOU JACKASS, BORAT, ETC.

  • @TomGreenTheRock if you want a truly original canadian show, check out the TRAILER PARK BOYS...awesome

  • @mrjamespage hello

  • this guy had to feel like such a jackass when he realized tom wasn't even paying attention to him.

  • looks like he was drinking a cherry slurpee!

  • press 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 for the evolution of boring!

  • do you the one were tom brings in a old dude in the house all he does is talk but mom and dad are nice to the guy even pay for his taxi ride. i love his mom and dad really nice people to put up with there sons crap and the old dude talking.

  • i lmao when he gets caught

  • epic stuff!

  • smoke some weed iswear this is to funny!!!

  • @nextlevel2burittos I did and it is:D

  • wtf did that guy just say?????

  • is that bubbles?

  • DIANE!

  • at 0:13,

    hes high dude,

    look at him..

    tom green is the shiiit.<3.

  • hahahahhaha

  • I always liked the music, cracks my shit up.

  • god why is tom green so serious all the time

  • look how funny he looks....he looks better with age

  • does any one have the video when he brought a old man at his and mom and dad did not really want him there but were very nice to him and kept to them selfs. that was a true classic.

  • Donut shop guy is wise!

  • tasty corn...tasty corn...

  • Tom Green is fucking genius

  • @MechanicalChrist1 fuck this comment

  • OH fuck I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Being stoned probably also helped

  • @sicboi80 Me too, dude! This tripped me the fuck out

  • Tom is so damn funny especially when he realized he got caught. What kind of sea creature gave birth on this guys head?

  • this donut shop guy looks like one of my professors

  • @nmmclendon does he have the cool visor too

  • LOOOOOOOOOL

  • im crying

  • It's a Shame TomGreen isn't FUNNY anymore.

  • People making faces was funny when I was little... but now....

  • @fuckXtheXsystem ...now use garry's mod, it's the adult way.

  • @teatimetime lol

  • his faces is melting and transforming all the time

  • no audio?

  • This shit is enjoyable with or without drugs...but especially with drugs.

  • It's pretty obvious that there is an almost even percentage of people who watch this with or without drugs, who really gives a shit, just watch the fucking funny video

  • hes my favorite actor

  • this makes me think back to the old days when i droped ACID

  • haha u all dont have a personality that shit was funny as fuck!! lmfao!!

  • tom green doesnt do crazy shit anymore though.

  • Why did this idiot never get put into an insane asylum ?

  • this is gay

  • you have the one where he takes the donut shop guy home and has dinner with mom dad and brother. i rember were he takes donut shop guy mom and dad did not like it but they were just trying to be nice.

  • That guy's hat rocks

  • aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha...fuuck

  • weird lol?!

  • Why is his tongue so red?

  • he looks like he's on heroin

  • my stapler...

  • LMAO!!!

  • so funny! :D

  • Tom Green>Ali G!

  • hahahahaha

  • lmfao he acutally looks like a cow,like a real live cow sticking its tounge out,ahah only capitol T om Green he is the shit!!

  • my stomach hurts baaahhaaaaaaaaaa

  • LOL

  • Respond to this video...where u goin?

  • sound

  • Almost peed when I watched this...

  • lmfao

  • you'll forget all about diane....lol XD

  • HAHHAHA Tom Green Rulz!

  • only heard little snippits of what the guy was saying.

  • lmfao...omg...ROFL

  • the music in the background is hella funny

  • Stop saying hella Cartman!

  • how does the camera guy record this shit without laughing

  • So funny.

  • lmao dude funniest shit ever

  • haha look how high he is thats fuckin awsome

  • Tom's tongue seems to be extra pink here.

  • He was eating now&later candy  : p

  • that shit was funny as hell at the end when the guy relizes toms making faces

  • To be called a comedian I think you got to have a dark side to compensate for.. Tom on the other hand just seem to be naturally funny

  • Look to what he does to his parents and then think again about the dark side....!!!!! :P

  • the transition from the excited face at 1:03 to the dead face at 1:08 is the funniest!

  • forget everything about Diane...

  • Fuck thats funny!

  • this is for tripping in acid... i've been watching a lot of his videos... i just love him... his humor is now dead in all the world..... just him could do that...

  • @666MetalFuck u know the great thing about some of us is we dont need drugs to laugh at this. its just fuckin funny without them.

  • Yeah but weed makes it so much better

  • @allpeeps4me I laugh on a daily basis at the end of every sentence because I'm already insane. Weed would just calm me down and I do not want to be calm. I WANNA' BE FUCKIN NUTS AHAHAH... *dies*

  • @LandoftheShanks 2 types of weed indica and sativa.. one calms one excites cant remember which is which... but either way be nuts thomas is hilarious

  • @LandoftheShanks you are gay

  • @SnorklinWithCudas touch my butt you are gay

  • @LandoftheShanks Yeah but drugs help though...

  • @LandoftheShanks or just weed

  • @LandoftheShanks Drugs make it better, shush up.

  • @LandoftheShanks That is so true,i was really laughing at this...and i wasent drugged or anything...O.o

  • @LandoftheShanks and that makes you a better person than a drug user.

  • @LandoftheShanks shut the fuck up

    drugs are awesome

  • @LandoftheShanks

    "we dont need drugs to laugh at this"

    :) have u ever watched comedy while high on good marijuana?

  • @itzahazylife whoa, man but check it, what if I'm dead and you're alive? But check this out, what if I'm dead and you're alive? yeah man

  • @itzahazylife im high 24/7

  • @itzahazylife marijuana's bad, mmmkaaay ;)

  • @itzahazylife Katt Williams and 5 minutes ago.

  • @LandoftheShanks True, i never touched a drug a day in my life and im pissing myself

  • @LandoftheShanks  Drugs are irrelevant

  • @LandoftheShanks wow mr valiant we live in the real world and the fact is cocaine is a hell of a fuckin drug

  • @Nazieskimo funny coming from someone who escapes reality by drug induced bullshit :D

  • @LandoftheShanks NO ONE NEEDS DRUGS TO LAUGH AT THIS ... THEY JUST MAKE IT SOO MUCH FUNNER !!!!

  • @jameyd420 if you're a brain-dead retard i'm sure. usually the people who take the drugs are boring as a block of wood when they're off them hence the reason they do it. not to mention a block of wood is more fun than them :P

  • @DrunkenPiano you wanna get fucked by this block of wood buddy !!! swed bitch

  • @jameyd420 LOL@swed.

  • @DrunkenPiano its not funny its a lifestyle

  • @LandoftheShanks its funny with them too!

  • @LandoftheShanks same, but im high at and its funny agn too :P im not laughing though, well at the end i did

  • @666MetalFuck Your name says it all...I think he's hilarious too, but I don't go naming myself after the anti christ and saying "just him could do that"

  • @666MetalFuck You're a dumb fuck if you think its FOR "tripping" on acid.

  • @GlobalModders fuck you, i didn't mean it in a real way.... fuck YOU.. i love tom green!

  • @666MetalFuck i love him.

  • @666MetalFuck

    this humor is not dead in holland.... there's a (internet) show called ''kud''. if you could understand them, you'll be pissing your pant's in no time xD

  • @hollandpunx123 fuck i would like to see it

  • @666MetalFuck you dont need drugs to laugh,ive done drugs and its better when im not on them cuz i know what they are actually doing

  • @666MetalFuck You sound like a fucking retard tom green and I laugh at you.

  • @banshek7 hahahah look at you get all worked up over a youtube comment XD

  • @banshek7 wtf

  • @banshek7 You sound like a fucking retard. Tom Green And I laugh at you

  • @banshek7 good job you responed to urself

  • @banshek7 what a douche.

  • lol funny when he starts sdticking his tounge out and the old guys like "WTF"

  • Isnt he stoned all the time? :D

  • That may be but he's mostly just a huge troll XD

  • LOL

  • This video looks like it was directed by David Lynch, haha

  • ERASER HEAD!

  • is that a hair hat wig??

  • i dunno it creeps me out

  • whahahhahhahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahahahahahah

  • that look he always does is so f'ing funny,,,his eyes are completely dead he doesnt even blink

  • Listen to the story....he's talking about some girl wanting to fuck him while his wife is away.

  • lol that shit was funni

  • that guy doesnt even notice the huge ear phones on his head! lol

  • i like when he has some weird person talk and he just stares vacantly into the camera.

  • Thats the whole video...

  • is that a hat with hair on it wtf?

  • Tom was so retarded. I love it, and miss it.

  • When Tom knows he's been busted its just to damn funny

  • ...What's with the sound and why does Tom sound like a chick?

  • This was one of the skits he did for his show on the Canadian Comedy Network, for some of them he would speed the tape up slightly. That's why they both sound high-pitched and are moving faster not to mention the echo he added

  • Is he fuckin stoned???????? Hahaha this is the perfect type of vid to watch stoned!!!

  • you are watching

  • ha i like that guys hat

  • is that the dad from Roseanne :o

  • hahaha

  • This is what makes Tom Green a genius.

  • @UPASR You are gay

  • @SnorklinWithCudas Im happy thanks for noticing.