3:45 is only too relevant for me. My school brought in an actual former addict. He scared the shit out of everyone. It worked, but it had the unfortunate effect of causing about a quarter of the audience to start passing out.
I've never personally experienced the undoubted pleasure of pumping myself full of Magic Monkey Juice and taking a trip to Space Land. Presumably, the trip also requires some monged music to go along with it.
@GBJ83 , whether it's £15 or £50, this is supposed to be 1979, multiply by 4 to get to-day's price equivalent. Yes, people still smoke hash, the good stuff is still available in the Netherlands. Better to dissolve into butter and make space cakes, hash brownies, or any food; much more efficient and effective. My personal opinion.
A 'journalist' appears in a loin cloth, with with a massive bollard attached to his head, and talks to people openly dealing drugs on the streets of London. So if its so obvious, where the hell are the Police? that's the joke
I first time I saw this (2007) I staggered around the room clutching my stomach in agony from laughing too much whilst dribbling. as Chris goes ''last time I came here a friend of mine just got tripled-jacked over a steeple hammer and erm JESSOPJESSOPJESSOPJESSOPJESSOP''
Funniest thing I've ever seen, The spirit of truth is a close second.
Edmonds was proven to be a self righteous baffoon, shallow enough to campaign for something he knew nothing about to look "aware".
When he kicked off about it Chris did a spoof news report saying Noel had murdered Clive Anderson!
So spot on that if you played it to someone who new nowt of Chris Morris they would believe it.
The Day Today and this are produced perfectly. Literally faultless using the right filters etc, making it the most entertaining innovative things ever.
not all of them hate him, there was a programme about on TV. Some hated him and were piss but others saw the funny side AND realised that even though it might not seem like it he's actually proving a point. Usually about the media and tabloid papers and how big scumbags they are.
haha i think (more than likely) 'jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop' derives from a laurel and hardy film titled 'dirty work' where a scientist calls for his butler named jessop 4-5 times.
i love how its amazingly funny but presents its self as very serious. this could be a professional documentry-its really good and looks almost convincing but also surreal and hilarious
it was a great show. upset alot of nincompoops in government and the various pressure groups.
S1elmx 2 weeks ago
this guys are nuts man.
Gabriel99 3 months ago
Its Brian!
NACROPOSSE 3 months ago
His hat is the D.A.R.E. logo!
DaliDahmerly 5 months ago
Pedant alert... 1:52 a packet of Rothmans Royals... they were only launched in 1991!
filmnet 6 months ago
Man that shool kicks ass i need time travel and go to it for shure
OriginalTomeinator 7 months ago
just found about this yesterday. this chris morris guy is a genius
brajtnerinjo 7 months ago 2
@brajtnerinjo check out his program called jam-key in youtube Jam shrunken car.
SPFXsynthesisers 7 months ago
1:19 The Headmaster, isn't he the guy in Black Books who shouts at Manny for trying to sell him a book?
tonyjackson89 8 months ago
Most people couldn't take the amount of awesomeness in Brass Eye. No wonder it was banned.
yoshinibble123 9 months ago
do you no mr philips hqhahahahaha
gdhthffgurhtr 9 months ago
3:45 is only too relevant for me. My school brought in an actual former addict. He scared the shit out of everyone. It worked, but it had the unfortunate effect of causing about a quarter of the audience to start passing out.
hotelmario510 10 months ago
"We live in very drugged off times"
agrimMetAPHER 1 year ago
Off her mash on ecstasy pipes.
benfrenchman 1 year ago
ahhahh... i've tried an extasy, but I certanly didn't swallow it))) aaahhhah
Champer1985 1 year ago
"Because we would rather do that, than spend another minute with that poor sod...would you all please stand. hahahaha
DafTacoustics 1 year ago
Isn't the school drug addict also the Jam TV repair man?
Mysterious0Bob 1 year ago
@Mysterious0Bob probaly he was in the animal episode as well as the guy who was terroising cowa
CYBERVENDETTA123 10 months ago
I'd rather she was grumpy for a few days than off her mash on ecstasy pipes
nickstapleton 1 year ago
two people accidentally clicked 'dislike'. Dicks.
Etcher 1 year ago
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RabidRaccoonUK 1 year ago
why is Derek Acorah a vicar?!? LMAO
Baphomiss 1 year ago
"I want you to know, when you're there it's actually quite shocking... As is the staged funeral"
Gleebo 1 year ago 3
"MAGIC MONKEY JUICE" -- OH SHIT, I FUCKING LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT.
TheLegitMan93 1 year ago
Ironman Camerons idea lol.
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
I've never personally experienced the undoubted pleasure of pumping myself full of Magic Monkey Juice and taking a trip to Space Land. Presumably, the trip also requires some monged music to go along with it.
azapro911 1 year ago
S.H.A.D.T= D.A.R.E.
Do you guys have that in the UK?
mastrokid 1 year ago
@mastrokid yeah they ave it in Bognor
chrish12345 1 year ago
haha, didn't realise it was brian from spaced playing the tripped out guy.
has he ever played anyone normal? haha
mark1800 1 year ago 16
its in a jarr maate!
mcmango84 1 year ago
15 quid for a quarter of Moroccan black? I wish I went the that school.
Kullg4r 1 year ago
@Kullg4r i think he said 50 squid for a Q was the upper limit before the teachers intervened
GBJ83 1 year ago 2
@GBJ83 , whether it's £15 or £50, this is supposed to be 1979, multiply by 4 to get to-day's price equivalent. Yes, people still smoke hash, the good stuff is still available in the Netherlands. Better to dissolve into butter and make space cakes, hash brownies, or any food; much more efficient and effective. My personal opinion.
filmnet 1 year ago
@Kullg4r does anyone still smoke hash?
GBJ83 1 year ago 3
@GBJ83 Hard to get the good stuff these days, I know. :(
Kullg4r 1 year ago 3
@Kullg4r i still have my war torn school trousers with holes from the hot rocks lol
GBJ83 1 year ago
That bit at the start is fucking insane rolol
zonked23 1 year ago
2:53 - Younger Brother - Magic Monkey Juice :D
Mujave 2 years ago 2
It's in a jar, mate!
Opiumsac 2 years ago 4
He's Been Very Lonley
Very Depressed
Funniest Bleakest Comedy
MuseFan1995 2 years ago
life is not a bitch life is a beautiful woman
you only call her a bitch cause she wouldnt let you get that pussy
maybe she didnt think you shared any similar interests
or maybe you're just an asshole who couldnt sweet talk the princess.
qwertyuiopdan1 2 years ago
aaah aesop rock!
Thehatedtruth 2 years ago
"where in shitting crikey is my nose?! it's in a jar mate"
I just realised, the "school addict" is brian from spaced!
pamew 2 years ago 5
He's quite a few people in this show. Simon Pegg is around a bit too.
TeamFlashGrenade 2 years ago
drug use among children has for many in education and with obvious alarm to both parents on the increase almost yearly.
Hexachloraphine 2 years ago 7
''well, we live in very drugged off times''
LalivStona 2 years ago 3
I'm being frank to shock ere'.....LOL 4:23
SmackNcrack01 2 years ago 2
LOL AT 3:57
lechoux 2 years ago 2
Extremely monged music XD
jdhathrisen 2 years ago 2
From a nobs resteraunt
kwakedesigns 2 years ago
You... you there! You're an addict!
Cerberus221 2 years ago
"Why don't you have a word with him. Go and see him, explain your problem and, eh, he'll explain his problem to you."
TheConciseStatement 2 years ago
the humour can be so blunt it's great
"Fucksturd" school.
samueltouchdown1 2 years ago 2
off her mash on an ecstasy pipe
lolzk0 2 years ago 2
"Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland"
LOL
Ethros64 2 years ago 3
i heard the mp in this episode was the one who got the show canned. what a prick.
Jobided15 2 years ago 5
Where in shitting crikey is my nose?
RockBottomRiser21 2 years ago 26
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djwedgewood 2 years ago
@RockBottomRiser21 its i8jn a jaaarrr m8
GhostfaceKillahCryx 1 year ago
A 'journalist' appears in a loin cloth, with with a massive bollard attached to his head, and talks to people openly dealing drugs on the streets of London. So if its so obvious, where the hell are the Police? that's the joke
nessiebreath 2 years ago 2
"Like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet"
PubliusDiamond 2 years ago
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"His poblem...American"' Although I loathe smarmy British snobs and fops that consider us to be classless low-lifes; I laughed hysterically!
So when "mum" is spanking your botom with a whip and you are thinking how us Americans are trashy chav's...think twice and have a bit of tea;)
thomascrown559 2 years ago
"...And he ended up down the Jessop Jessop Jessop."
"Do you think I wanna hear any of that now?"
luqas99 2 years ago
LMAO Fuxstead school
MrAppleby56 2 years ago
"Only taken ecstasy once and certainly didn't swallow it." LMFAO XD
griganGW 2 years ago
Haha good old Clinton what a bullshiter.
Lightningbaron69 2 years ago
lets pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to space land
adamj89 2 years ago 4
"while listening to some extremely monged music" LMAO
wizardssleeve09 2 years ago 5
"where in shitting crikey is my nose!" Class
nicotrotter 2 years ago 3
Its in a jaar mate
djwedgewood 2 years ago 3
5:16-5:28 LOL!!!!
chrisdavidi 2 years ago 3
I first time I saw this (2007) I staggered around the room clutching my stomach in agony from laughing too much whilst dribbling. as Chris goes ''last time I came here a friend of mine just got tripled-jacked over a steeple hammer and erm JESSOPJESSOPJESSOPJESSOPJESSOP''
Funniest thing I've ever seen, The spirit of truth is a close second.
bolbonz 2 years ago
YOUR AN ADDICT!
BUT I SEE NO CURE!
SaitanMar 3 years ago 2
Telling the kid to go and see Mr Phillips the geography teacher so she can earn some money! Quality.
RashidDostum 3 years ago 3
The acting in that scene from 2:00 onwards is great.
Kullg4r 3 years ago
amazing i just wish more people would see it. british gem - morris deserves a better rep
teetotalhater 3 years ago 3
i presume all the celebs hate him though....for making them look like twats! :)
ABKdavid01 2 years ago
Yes they did.
Edmonds was proven to be a self righteous baffoon, shallow enough to campaign for something he knew nothing about to look "aware".
When he kicked off about it Chris did a spoof news report saying Noel had murdered Clive Anderson!
So spot on that if you played it to someone who new nowt of Chris Morris they would believe it.
The Day Today and this are produced perfectly. Literally faultless using the right filters etc, making it the most entertaining innovative things ever.
guyboxerdog 2 years ago 5
not all of them hate him, there was a programme about on TV. Some hated him and were piss but others saw the funny side AND realised that even though it might not seem like it he's actually proving a point. Usually about the media and tabloid papers and how big scumbags they are.
playerthe2nd 2 years ago 2
lol extremely monged music
thelexus 3 years ago
like dennis potter in blue velvet
hahhaha
abbb282 3 years ago 2
That's FUKD hahah
can anyone tell me what does morris say at 5:22?
Some extremely ... music?
Thanks!
mortalkon 3 years ago
monged
tadparis 3 years ago
lol @ the actor Kevin Eldon
b0b1919 3 years ago 2
haha i think (more than likely) 'jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop' derives from a laurel and hardy film titled 'dirty work' where a scientist calls for his butler named jessop 4-5 times.
bolbonz 3 years ago 8
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desu desu desu desu desu desu
mshemgotbanned 3 years ago 3
check out the reverse speech analysis of the drug street scene on the you tube video "chris morris reverse speech".
loanalorna 3 years ago
ha ha school visit to a druggy hilarious
downzymcfc4 3 years ago 3
i love how its amazingly funny but presents its self as very serious. this could be a professional documentry-its really good and looks almost convincing but also surreal and hilarious
derangedband 3 years ago 4
where in shitting crikey is my nose?
bumbumbanana 3 years ago 2
austin tasseltine broke into a playground and started bothering the children
bumbumbanana 3 years ago 3
lets pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!
gkirkdawg 3 years ago 2
Thanks for putting this up, absolute genius!
llteejay 3 years ago
Er no, of course they didn't, this is a made-up entertainment show, GET WITH IT
Brass Eye rules :D
krazykow86 3 years ago 2
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did they really do that to the poor kid?
funny and thought provoking..
deddokatana 3 years ago
jessop jessop jessop!
lol!
frapestyle 3 years ago