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  • it was a great show. upset alot of nincompoops in government and the various pressure groups.

  • this guys are nuts man.

  • Its Brian!

  • His hat is the D.A.R.E. logo!

  • Pedant alert... 1:52 a packet of Rothmans Royals... they were only launched in 1991!

  • Man that shool kicks ass i need time travel and go to it for shure

  • just found about this yesterday. this chris morris guy is a genius

  • @brajtnerinjo check out his program called jam-key in youtube Jam shrunken car.

  • 1:19 The Headmaster, isn't he the guy in Black Books who shouts at Manny for trying to sell him a book?

  • Most people couldn't take the amount of awesomeness in Brass Eye. No wonder it was banned.

  • do you no mr philips hqhahahahaha

  • 3:45 is only too relevant for me. My school brought in an actual former addict. He scared the shit out of everyone. It worked, but it had the unfortunate effect of causing about a quarter of the audience to start passing out.

  • "We live in very drugged off times"

  • Off her mash on ecstasy pipes.

  • ahhahh... i've tried an extasy, but I certanly didn't swallow it))) aaahhhah

  • "Because we would rather do that, than spend another minute with that poor sod...would you all please stand. hahahaha

  • Isn't the school drug addict also the Jam TV repair man?

  • @Mysterious0Bob probaly he was in the animal episode as well as the guy who was terroising cowa

  • I'd rather she was grumpy for a few days than off her mash on ecstasy pipes

  • two people accidentally clicked 'dislike'. Dicks.

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  • why is Derek Acorah a vicar?!? LMAO

  • "I want you to know, when you're there it's actually quite shocking... As is the staged funeral"

  • "MAGIC MONKEY JUICE" -- OH SHIT, I FUCKING LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT.

  • Ironman Camerons idea lol.

  • I've never personally experienced the undoubted pleasure of pumping myself full of Magic Monkey Juice and taking a trip to Space Land. Presumably, the trip also requires some monged music to go along with it.

  • S.H.A.D.T= D.A.R.E.

    Do you guys have that in the UK?

  • @mastrokid yeah they ave it in Bognor

  • haha, didn't realise it was brian from spaced playing the tripped out guy.

    has he ever played anyone normal? haha

  • its in a jarr maate!

  • 15 quid for a quarter of Moroccan black? I wish I went the that school.

  • @Kullg4r i think he said 50 squid for a Q was the upper limit before the teachers intervened

  • @GBJ83 , whether it's £15 or £50, this is supposed to be 1979, multiply by 4 to get to-day's price equivalent. Yes, people still smoke hash, the good stuff is still available in the Netherlands. Better to dissolve into butter and make space cakes, hash brownies, or any food; much more efficient and effective. My personal opinion.

  • @Kullg4r does anyone still smoke hash?

  • @GBJ83 Hard to get the good stuff these days, I know. :(

  • @Kullg4r i still have my war torn school trousers with holes from the hot rocks lol

  • That bit at the start is fucking insane rolol

  • 2:53 - Younger Brother - Magic Monkey Juice :D

  • It's in a jar, mate!

  • He's Been Very Lonley

    Very Depressed

    Funniest Bleakest Comedy

  • life is not a bitch life is a beautiful woman

    you only call her a bitch cause she wouldnt let you get that pussy

    maybe she didnt think you shared any similar interests

    or maybe you're just an asshole who couldnt sweet talk the princess.

  • aaah aesop rock!

  • "where in shitting crikey is my nose?! it's in a jar mate"

    I just realised, the "school addict" is brian from spaced!

  • He's quite a few people in this show. Simon Pegg is around a bit too.

  • drug use among children has for many in education and with obvious alarm to both parents on the increase almost yearly.

  • ''well, we live in very drugged off times''

  • I'm being frank to shock ere'.....LOL 4:23

  • LOL AT 3:57

  • Extremely monged music XD

  • From a nobs resteraunt

  • You... you there! You're an addict!

  • "Why don't you have a word with him. Go and see him, explain your problem and, eh, he'll explain his problem to you."

  • the humour can be so blunt it's great

    "Fucksturd" school.

  • off her mash on an ecstasy pipe

  • "Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland"

    LOL

  • i heard the mp in this episode was the one who got the show canned. what a prick.

  • Where in shitting crikey is my nose?

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  • @RockBottomRiser21 its i8jn a jaaarrr m8

  • A 'journalist' appears in a loin cloth, with with a massive bollard attached to his head, and talks to people openly dealing drugs on the streets of London. So if its so obvious, where the hell are the Police? that's the joke

  • "Like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet"

  • "...And he ended up down the Jessop Jessop Jessop."

    "Do you think I wanna hear any of that now?"

  • LMAO Fuxstead school

  • "Only taken ecstasy once and certainly didn't swallow it." LMFAO XD

  • Haha good old Clinton what a bullshiter.

  • lets pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to space land

  • "while listening to some extremely monged music" LMAO

  • "where in shitting crikey is my nose!" Class

  • Its in a jaar mate

  • 5:16-5:28 LOL!!!!

  • I first time I saw this (2007) I staggered around the room clutching my stomach in agony from laughing too much whilst dribbling. as Chris goes ''last time I came here a friend of mine just got tripled-jacked over a steeple hammer and erm JESSOPJESSOPJESSOPJESSOPJESSOP­''

    Funniest thing I've ever seen, The spirit of truth is a close second.

  • YOUR AN ADDICT!

    BUT I SEE NO CURE!

  • Telling the kid to go and see Mr Phillips the geography teacher so she can earn some money! Quality.

  • The acting in that scene from 2:00 onwards is great.

  • amazing i just wish more people would see it. british gem - morris deserves a better rep

  • i presume all the celebs hate him though....for making them look like twats! :)

  • Yes they did.

    Edmonds was proven to be a self righteous baffoon, shallow enough to campaign for something he knew nothing about to look "aware".

    When he kicked off about it Chris did a spoof news report saying Noel had murdered Clive Anderson!

    So spot on that if you played it to someone who new nowt of Chris Morris they would believe it.

    The Day Today and this are produced perfectly. Literally faultless using the right filters etc, making it the most entertaining innovative things ever.

  • not all of them hate him, there was a programme about on TV. Some hated him and were piss but others saw the funny side AND realised that even though it might not seem like it he's actually proving a point. Usually about the media and tabloid papers and how big scumbags they are.

  • lol extremely monged music

  • like dennis potter in blue velvet

    hahhaha

  • That's FUKD hahah

    can anyone tell me what does morris say at 5:22?

    Some extremely ... music?

    Thanks!

  • monged

  • lol @ the actor Kevin Eldon

  • haha i think (more than likely) 'jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop' derives from a laurel and hardy film titled 'dirty work' where a scientist calls for his butler named jessop 4-5 times.

  • check out the reverse speech analysis of the drug street scene on the you tube video "chris morris reverse speech".

  • ha ha school visit to a druggy hilarious

  • i love how its amazingly funny but presents its self as very serious. this could be a professional documentry-its really good and looks almost convincing but also surreal and hilarious

  • where in shitting crikey is my nose?

  • austin tasseltine broke into a playground and started bothering the children

  • lets pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!

  • Thanks for putting this up, absolute genius!

  • Er no, of course they didn't, this is a made-up entertainment show, GET WITH IT

    Brass Eye rules :D

  • jessop jessop jessop!

    lol!

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