The Weighted Companion Cube

[leigham1000]

the cube is a lie!

[sgtsmoothie007]

i love this channel

[GoldX8900]

i...dont think thats a cube

[sabrinajustrocks]

r his pants zipped up

[OHMYGAWDABANNANAH]

I watched this over and over laughing

[R3NzL0r]

@tony3872, the guy who got killed and started WWII?

[CorticalCirclet]

@R3NzL0r Archduke Ferdinand's assassination started World War I, actually. WWII started when the Allies finally stopped appeasing Hitler as he blatantly invaded more and more of his neighbors. Of course, WWI directly set the stage for Hitler's rise to power, but I think that's more indirect than you meant.

[Dreadsbanana]

i love it in portal 2 how the safety cube is a sphere XD

[omelfilip]

Thats not a waited companion cube thats a waited stabbing man

[needfreecodgames]

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

[DickHertz0]

Brown chicken brown cow.............get it!???

[xxaddicted2mwaxx]

what is a companian cube i ask becuse i am an 8 year old and i never played portal in fact i dont even have an xbox

[djracab25]

@xxaddicted2mwaxx why did you click on the video then?

[kindlylove400]

@xxaddicted2mwaxx You don't need an xbox. Just get portal (then portal 2) and PLAY IT!

[sniperbattleaxe]

@xxaddicted2mwaxx 1. it can be on your computer and 2. you get it and its a cube and its your best friend.

[yangabiel]

Ok, now do TEH DEATHLY END of the companion cube.

[MassiveZebo123]

You should of made him a fat guy. You see, 'cuz he's a "weighted" companion cube!

[imbloodlesss]

Companion cube is still a spy! :D

[tehSPACECORE]

I'm waiting when Chell marries her companion cube.

Oh. Wait. GLaDOS won't let her.

[Robloxian201]

Wait, so Wheatley and Companion cube are people now but Space core and Adventure core aren't?

:(

[Axel787]

@Robloxian201 I have humanized the cores, but rick hasn't been in a video yet. Space core was in my Portal compilation.

[Robloxian201]

@Axel787 Cool!

[RiversofItaly]

@Axel787 What about fact core? Has he been humanized by you yet?

[Closterdadthegreater]

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

[ghosthunter123ful]

i called my Companion Cube *Super Awesome cube whit the hearth who never satbed me and says i should not eat GLaDOS's cake*

I liked the name

[BeekersSqueakers]

That *Companion cube* is a spy!

[LuluCCForevergeass]

Chell found her soulmate.

:3

[Falllingmoon]

Why do I read what you post in her voice? xD

[chriswildeslife]

better than roofies

[tychus2401]

RAPE!

[hannahmozcoolchic]

0:07 DAT FALL...

[JDDragon2009]

so does this mean Chell just THINKS that they're robots and the like?

[hongvanphan]

Dar companion cube is a SPY

[Me0109G]

Humanization, great for squishing people

[murphy54000]

Accidental __________

[mattstorm360]

THAT CUBE IS heavy. Vary heavy.

[Ilovemariofan]

Awwww look they are bonding.

[paxis2]

I told u the vital apparatus vent would deliver a WEIGHTED companion cube

[TacticalT0MAT0]

The cube is a spy

[megaspeed2]

the weighted conmpanion cube will never threaten to stab you, but it might rape you,

[MrGoopy1]

um no not funny stupid

[EnterablePeanut]

3 2 1 fssss *squish*

[OverlordYesh]

Where's da blood?

[MexicanCheezburger]

surprise buttsex!!!

[TheBastered]

when I saw that dude fell, I thought that girl is going scream saying "rape RAPE, I AM BEING RAPE!" then u know he got beat up really badly cuz he just accidentally fell on top of her.

[deathrider714]

pause at 0:07 XD

[tacoz4life]

why is it people instead of cubes?

[Axel787]

@tacoz4life because it's funny

[BigZCee]

@Axel787 You should make them more random.

[jaime45797]

@Axel787 and awesome

[gamerguy239]

@Axel787 this is some funny videos haha funny :)

[xXViewtifulJoeXx]

@tacoz4life you would also want to watch "he will never threaten to stab you" in which the companion cube is again a person... sorta

[MrGmodlol61]

First time I played I was waiting for the cube right under the vent, somehow I died and ever since after I heard glados saying about stabbing I was too scared to leave the cube behind my back.

True story bro.

[MUIprodigy]

surprise buttsecks 0:07

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

oh god i lol'd

[krookyjj]

his name is willy.

[Axel787]

@krookyjj Actually his name is Dennis.

[krookyjj]

@Axel787 so hes that character from those animations?

[biodude5231]

@Axel787 no,it's bob

[Axel787]

@biodude5231 call the wcc what you want but the humanized one of mine is Dennis.

[EliKG114]

@Axel787 Hm, looks more like a Steve to me... anyways, funny video!

[SoundedDust]

@Axel787 Dennis... The menis O.O yay I just blew your mind

[jacobug324]

@Axel787

No his name is john :3

[Nonterastor]

@Axel787

Well...i suppose he is her "companion" allright...

[Beanbag1982]

@Axel787 "According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."

Well, that's what the fact core says anyway.

[Char187xB2x141]

XD doggy style.

[MrCrisscrash]

the Companion Cube is a spy

[sailorstar280]

0:06 win

[sonofahare]

This looks like the beginning of a beutiful um, "friendship"

[retuy1234]

rape...

[LimePRO127]

The Enrichment Center Allows You To get Fallen On By a Human Companion Cube and also you wil get raped in 3..2..1.. RAEP RAPE RAPE

[eldumi2009]

THE CUBE IS A SPY

[pokepoke302]

Happened to me.

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

THE CUBE IS A SPY! NUFF I SAID IT! I KNEW THAT ALL THE TIME!

[Patacorow]

That was unpredictable. XD

[NaziZombiefan82]

please press 8 as fast as you can to rape. xD

[NeonCatGamer]

press 8 fast RAPE!

[Zombie14Slayer]

Hey, GLadOS said the companion cube would never THREATEN to stab you. She naver said it WONT stab you.

[Matoxhz]

Some guys have all the luck...

[sonicthehedgehogyay]

RAPE RUN CHELL RUN!!!!!! Jk I love the Companion Cube

[MrAnonimo992]

is more like "Companion Dude"

[ChibiHiruki]

I love this animation! It's really cool, Being Portal-related and all!

I love how you mane the WCC a human!(or, humanoid)

[Raveman01]

shouldnt he be fat? :P

[CuboidEMU]

weighted compainion dude

[megahylian72]

Looks like an old man to me

[drunkroket]

hubba hubba.....what??

[meganseavey]

ASSASSINATION!

[BadVoodo0]

lol aww hes hugging me, wait whats that!

GROSSSSS!

[samppao2]

cube? that is a human!

[cameronbryant24]

heh that was funny

[deRpandstuff]

Raaaaaaape

[invaderzimfan97]

press 8 for companion cube drop

[<3], thats my new emoticon of the companion cube(not humanized, but great vids axel787)

[ChipmunkiousD]

when i made and android version of the companion cube, despite GLaDOS referring to it as a male, i made it female. i figured she'd be the lone female wcc meaning that GLaDOS would be too used to male companion cubes, explaining the dialog in the final battle. i call her Cubi, and i know it's not a very creative name, but i'm not that good with names.

[Axel787]

@ChipmunkiousD I made 2 versions of the companion cube and they're twins so they're basically the same but with different genders. Dennis and Denise, but i've never really animated Denise.

[ChipmunkiousD]

@Axel787 would you like to see Cubi? i have some pics of her (and my other android-form portal characters) on deviant art

[JellyBabe02]

@Axel787 Maybe Dennis is Chell's companion cube, and Denise is Doug Rattman's!

Actually, please make a video with Doug Rattman!

[Axel787]

@JellyBabe02 That's pretty much it. And it's because Denise was Doug's WCC that Denise doesn't test anymore.

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

LOL! Y'know when I first played Portal I got whacked on the head by the companion cube because I didn't realise where I was standing XD

[XxDemonWarlordxX]

surprize buttsecks!!!

[Kapura2010]

Ы! xDDDD

[WolfLuvar15]

lol

[GeeMeisterOfCee]

The Weighted Companion Dude.

[picsmics4]

I'd be chell's companion cube any day :) :)

[blueful100]

the cude will never THREATEN to stab you it might stab you though.

[thatonefish]

If one were to fall on me id do this :

*turns and fulls my body out*

no, bad cube! *walks on back*

hmph. and then i would take a cat nap on the cube

[fatedclonerex]

the cube is a lie

[ben10fan1999]

ow!

[LoveQuest1305]

If Dennis dropped on me all of the sudden I'd be all like "Hi, Dennis! :D"

[supermantahoo]

CUBE IS SPY!!

[invaderzimfan97]

i have to watch this over 2 times so i can get over how funny everything is humanized

[TheConchNorris]

I shall name him....Wesley!

[Ellimation360]

Dennis! :D

[Mephyblef]

0:07 Rape

[terraniux19]

hhahahahahaahaa!!!

[pocky4evar]

3...2...1...*RANDOM GLOMP FROM THE SKY!*

[AlDaFunkyMonkey]

Looks like your love for the companion cube *puts on sunglasses* was only a crush yeaaaaaaah!!!

[xxplayer482xx]

@AlDaFunkyMonkey YES

[acethenuke114]

@AlDaFunkyMonkey im your 100th thumb what do i win?

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

What would that kind of laser turning cube look like as human?

[xxplayer482xx]

@ROBLOXisthebestparas redirection cube

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

@xxplayer482xx yeah, what would that one look like? :3

[Splinterdraco]

@ROBLOXisthebestparas like a white Companion cube with HUGE glasses? :D

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

@Splinterdraco Dah, that will work!

[MistaBunnBunn]

I HOPE MINE'S A FOOTBALL

[otakuadd]

@MistaBunnBunn FOOTBALL!!!

[rainman00o]

YOUR AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[chandlerj333]

2=liver

4=boob

5=2

6=2

[MrGamerman111]

A weighted companion spy?

[demon11233455]

Dennis the Menace :D ?

[levipwndHD]

SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

[otakuadd]

Chell is pretty hot...

[EmonsterCartoons]

@otakuadd here? or in portal 2?

[otakuadd]

@EmonsterCartoons Mainly Portal two, I mean come on, DAT ASS.

[EmonsterCartoons]

@otakuadd  xD

[Playingwithmahwiifan]

Lawl it looks like he companion cube is raping chell xD

[Trahwolf]

What do you use to draw?

[Axel787]

@Trahwolf check my channel

[yellowegg123]

lol i thought shes going to get crushed by the weighted companion cube

[Splinterdraco]

Dennis: Suprise buttsex!

Chell: *throws dennis into a melter*

And that, kids is how chell didnt cry when tossing the companion cube into the melter

[Exoquatic]

@NFSPROSTREET95 Companion Cube would begin to smile and vibrate slightly XD

[Crazykevin91]

1 person get pwnd by the Weighted Companion Cube

[NFSPROSTREET95]

and what happened if the video go continue ^^ xD

[TheVadiolukery]

..And then Chell lost her innocence.

[airbendingavatar1]

Poor Chell would probably be looking behind her back every time she took Companion Cube somewhere!

[airbendingavatar1]

Someone should write a fic or make an animated Portal video where everything is humanized!

[HTankGlory]

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber, please take care of it.

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

Anthropomorphic Aperture Science Assets FTW!

[MapleLunii]

sooprais Buttsecks

[av3nger3]

It's the Pope! XD

[Resurrectedfantasy]

I'm starting to think she's hallucinating.

[eTutorials852]

okay... so what should weighted storage cube should look like? :D

[Axel787]

@eTutorials852 Well i don't think i'll humanize that lol

[majorearthlover]

@Axel787 PLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEPLEASEPL­EASEPLEASE!!!! D'8

[Axel787]

@majorearthlover it's not really considered a character. it's never considered 'alive'. Besides, it'd probably just be dennis with blue features instead of pink

[toonlinklogigan]

@eTutorials852 basically like the companion cube instead its blue instead of pink and has aperture logo instead of a hearth

[supersonicbros23]

@eTutorials852 Hmmmm Weight, Storage, IVE GOT IT! It will look like Gabe Newell

[1ATARU1]

@Nerdykid95 Good one...

[HaraldX123]

Suprise buttsecks!!

[theclaw160]

just cause of this... you have a new subscriber :D

[TheMarioMan1]

I always do this, and it always makes you crouch. I guess someone did their research! lol, jk.

[eTutorials852]

0:07 where did the shadow go?

[sonicspartan2013]

the weighted compainion 'dude'

[1PlayerD]

OOPS, ACCIDENTAL SEX!

[Godzilla231]

How I met my first true love.

[sebaa2008]

but this is not a cube D:

[nightslayer5]

the companion cube is attempting...wait no, IS raping chell D:

[FunnyFilmsStudio]

genious :D now companion cube is a human :D

[pastafarya]

Maybe she needs to pay attention that fluorescent lamp on her right side. Especially the 2nd icon! Stupid girl...

Aperture Science always works in favour of you! <3

[pinkfurryhat]

haha i knew something like that would happen x)

[Nerdykid95]

I always stand under the Vital Apparatus Vent just to give myself a reason to kill the companion cube later.

"WHY ARE YOU BURNING ME!?!?"

"Because you HIT me!"

[JonEliasV]

Wait, if this is the campanion cube,

Hon do the "normal" weighted cube look link?

[punk3rd]

brilliant, we now have to throw a person into the incinerator :D

looks well

[mrsnubeh]

aw arnt they the ceutest?

[royokihokage]

HURRAY !!! a new character

[tikkumanne]

haha :D still laughing.