% of Ponies / Underage Girls Dancing

[bizzarkid545]

Funny

[2006med4soc]

this was awesome!!!!!!!!!

[bieberle4]

title is misleading

[IHaveAGoatFriend]

This video might be old, but this video is dated on my birthday (:

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

@IHaveAGoatFriend Happy late birthday!!!

[XboxBunny]

This is amazing, and totally what one should do with money if it poofed magically into their lives, I wish I had a safe and awesome place that was totally secure and completely non-toxic mellow and blissful that I could meet with a council of smarties to help reshape the world.. umm, any ideas on how the fuck to make that happen I am totally open to.

[THECALICONS]

This video is so old! Haha

[LordHannigan]

If you don't bail them out the few that have jobs will not have jobs. An so you are trying to put people to work. But there are even more people now without jobs. You have to keep things going as poorly as they are sometimes simply cause you have no other choice.

[areyoumystalin]

*Snerk* 1984 is my all-time favorite book, I worship Eric Blair. (metaphoricly) Ha...But I kinda have to agree, everyone is pretty darn paranoid. It's damn funny though. Grab a bag of chips (buy one, get one free this time) and have a laugh.

[Megafan96Owns]

666,546...

So close.

[3waffle3]

i rewatching all of thse just so i can get filled in 641 times

[lawlzbear1234]

thanks for being real to a bunch of the people who LOVE to overeact phil :D

smack those bitches back to reality

[imthetopstoner]

Sorry ran out of text damn youtube! but most of the people who only seem to wanta pass tax cuts for the rich are really rich Like realy RICH and without a doubt make more than 500k a year..

[imthetopstoner]

it made me watch the chevy volt ad before this video!! they have more then anof money if they want there company to survive then change policies the American people know how to spend money wisely and need such a large field of items if we get Gov. money we spend it on items we need and follow me on this one those companies get more money to improve said items.. who are we electing in to office both sides of the senate Republican or Democrats how can we expect them to know how to use my money!!!

[TheAngelWrath]

umm taking a girl to McDonalds on the first date is bad date etiquette too...

trust me -__-"

[TheAngelWrath]

Phillip De Franco for president!!!

[boogyfunker12]

i say we get everyone involved with trying to get that bail out, and put them all in a chamber full of zyclon B

[schizle32]

once i went to a store and buyd a coke and it was really cheap i liv in sweden and it normally cost 6 bucks an he sed 1 buck and i went to another store and bought one i lokked at em for like 10 min and i notice tha cheap one was outa date it was lighter than tha other one

[SportyJx27]

wow phil ur soooo smart !!!!

[lee13324]

what a rant phil

[marchofsaints]

From about :55 to 2:07 he sounds like a 1980s conservative. He basically described a type of trickle down economics, or "Reganomics."

[sheepie1q2w3e]

QOTD: No b/c your plan makes sense!

[possession2]

I bet this guy looks in the mirror and kisses it, while he knocks one out. 

[CLMcKnightt]

phil i'm addicted to your show.  WORD.

[ab565188]

what a dick head shut up

[phyrath5]

I compleetly agree with everything you sead with to 2:12 but first the govenmint has to STOP BURNING UP MONY ON A WAR THAT CANT BE WONT WITH ALL THE RULES THE U.S. SETS FOR ITSELF!

[fredbradbren]

@phyrath5 I WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM YELLING... ON THE INTERNET >;3

[phantomzassassin]

@phyrath5 i agree the government should pay for more education, as you clearly need to learn english

[phyrath5]

@phantomzassassin Spelling is the only subject that I'm bad at if I wasnt bad at spelling I might qualify for genius leavole I.Q.

[phantomzassassin]

@phyrath5 fair enough, my grammer is shit and not perfect at spelling but i still qualify for mensa XD

[riverx01]

jeeez u need2 die

[Garland317]

@riverx01 lol wdf xD

[alienluvrs]

GO SXE PHIL

[hotblud82]

as far as the bailouts go....can the government do anything right? I mean COMEON! They received a TRILLION (maybe some people dont understand how much a trillion dollars is, but in 2009 the TOTAL AMOUNT of goods and services produced in the US was roughly %15 trillion) dollars in a loan and our economy is still in the shitter? WTF kind of retards are running our economy?

[MaciasPMovieReviews]

I'm scared that the bailout money could end up as inflation

[theclash06013]

The problem is people read the book and don't understand it. They don't get that (i'm paraphrashing here) that two plus two DOES equal 4, but SOMETIMES we have to accept that it might equal 5

[Cycon91]

omg! phil! your right about the book i've got this anoying mate who just read it!

[FlameDevily]

Long rant

[mariokillah1]

isn't that what roosevelt did?

sorry if i spelt it worng

[crazytrain1889]

this guy is kind of funny. but he's fucking stupid.

[Richkid98]

hater....ur just jealous because u cant do better ..

[antandkyle]

u are fucking hilarious lol

[FutuReIIGAMiiNGII]

wow shit pwned w/ a cheese burger lol im sorry n beating girls isnt funny but . . . . . seriously beat w/ a cheeseburger. . . . .seriously LOOOL

[herzeperle]

woah the old outro=) I loved it soo much

[wackykiwi]

Run for president already!!! I want a smart sensible person in there! Actually come to Ireland we need smart people..

[smokeandskate247]

haha i wonder what that sensor in the airport does when the guy its pointed at pops a boner

[sorandomcomedy1]

i am a whopper virgin :(

[stereosrocks]

o shit! where do you live? ive never heard of buy 1 get 2 free, thats awesome

[vlati18]

uuuuuum good luck with that then... :P

[FF1x13Fan]

haha I just started reading 1984 3 days ago

[coryharshman0810]

hey look at sxe phills previous vid to learn how my brother made blood footprints on the wallgreens side walk

[jadealane0223]

u r smart

nobel prize for smarticleness =D

[91greigm]

the Australian government gave money to the people...but it failed because not many people actually spent it...they saved it so none of it went back into the economy..and of those who did spend it something like 80% was used to buy electronics. Which means it all goes to china and japan .... so it wont actually work

[lifeislove3E]

you need to take drugs lol hahaha

[pomssi1]

Its 23:02 and I am laughing at everything i see....

[Libratarot]

Civilian Conservation Corps

[iceman226699]

Um, giving the money to THE PEOPLE is a horrible ideal. Who do you give it to? I hear riots in the air. Plus if everyone got a portion of the money it would be like 3000 dollars at the most. Just give the money to companies that actually have a chance (not the big 3) so they can produce jobs in which people will spend maney and get the economy rolling. Plus we must tax imports much higher.

[yayap001]

i belive u just subscribd the new deal lol

[clingo316]

Why are the even making the Chevy Volt any way, all it is, is a giant battery the size of a refrigerator that can only take you 40 miles, and a tiny feeble engine for when the completely useless battery runs down.

[Edalzio]

@clingo316 Haha! take that past!

[deadlywolf234]

we should take the bailout money and buy a bunch of hamburgers to beat people with!!!

[TheSage89]

I'm a Whopper Virgin.

I think that the government is using the trickle backwards... if there are more employed people who are able to create savings and overall wealth they will buy and support the big companys.

[Chirgwinator]

Haha! paus right at the beginning, awesome facial expression.

[StonkinYou]

I Love his Economic Plan!!! Faved just for it!

[Jinxxed0]

they need to spend money on the fema camps and recruiting round up specialists to keep everyone quarintined for mass execution. the new world order calls for 50%-95% of the world population being dead. if you understand what these people (illuminati which pretty much control everything) you'd understand whats really going on. they have millions of fema coffins that hold up to 3 or 5 people.

[onslaught147]

lol wtf???

[loku221]

Lol Jinxxed0 you really believe that don't you? Well tell me? What are you going to do about it? Nothing? Awesome. 'Cause it sounds like all you can do. Oh well. Guess we'll all die. Big whoop.

It's such a load of crap.

[lacrossefan2]

Man the bailout was a big mistake, the companies bailed out contributed to the problem!!!!

[draith007]

Hey um... question... what the hell ever happened to that F.E.A.R. case? december 4th was the day you were supposed to get the code right?

[bdamaster60]

no the 5th

[china1man]

also look at end of video after credits lol

[pancakeandbutter]

Weird fact my grandfather invented the theory about the butterfly effect

[Maht25]

fuck the car companies.

[oblivious1337]

this is his best video. the rant is pro

[34timmeh]

go phil

[Keymoriah]

I think I've been seeing the chevy volt ad on some videos

[admydragon]

Phil, douchebag is now officially your word.

[AnonimosArtist]

I didn't notice the "literally sitting ducks" thing... probably the result of not sleeping for at least 30 maybe 36 hours.

[magiccg]

Well Im from the future and already know what is going to happen and I say that they should not bail them out because it leads to disaster

[briansuldom]

haha, that was epic

[Killcupidsaaki17]

He was trying to open the Mystery Case.

[connorxx99]

fear 2 video when you gonna show what is inside

[95mitchb]

Why not just employ out of work people and people from the private sector to build more enviormental federal works and help create better alternative energy to solve the energy crisis?

[WTHG17]

sxePhil for presidnt

[Rinaa0101994]

LMFAO i love the ending :)

[101bacce]

phil much respect but financial politics is a subject you should stay away from you made no sence at all:)

[Chaoschill]

I think he made a lot of sense, even though it's not as easy as he made it seem. The fundimentals make sense, with an s.

[BaTryFlame]

Do you have to do that many takes when talking???

[alcaponage]

aaaaaaahhhh its open

[theneonfire]

/ Underage girls dancing... Wouldn't that mean you divide by zero a lot? :D  I love that

[MufinMan6]

ever concider that HE is an underage girl?

[theneonfire]

YOU my friend, are a genius. But 0/1 is still 0 I'm afraid :(

UNLESS HE IS A PONY ALSO!

we may be onto something here... >_>

[crazzer123]

what was that thing at the end

[9bLaDe8]

i dont know, confused friend, idont know

[starrychica82]

use it to help us common folks get rid of our danm student loans!! we should have free collage programs or vocational training anyways.

[Aquacoon]

When big companies die, small companies can thrive. No one wants a big company to die because people will loose jobs. But after a transitional period, more jobs can be made. AND a small company that's doing things right gets pushed up in the world.

[columbianrefugee69]

omg his 2 funny rofl lmfao lol

[jackeebutler]

Loved this video phil, the 1984 rant was right on the money :)

[Llawliet246]

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.

XD Lol

[lance5932GT]

now this one gmc dealer ship really has buy a pick up truck get a free ak-47 its actually true

[DJwrush]

DID YOU MENTION THE TAX

Tax on earningsm Tax when you Work, Tax when you Buy

[Donthelppls]

i just have to say that punching your mother in the face just so you dont have to wait?!?! your a fucking sick bastard. lol hilarious.

oops, i think my sarcasm is showing

[x6angelxface9x]

My hubby and i agreed that weed should be made legal and that would get us out of debt within a month or so... but funny enough we don't smoke it... :) love you philly!!!!!

[killraven123]

haha beat up with a burger

[theMegatallicaton]

with the economy view your completely right but the rich want to get richer... the government is corrupt, they want to overpower the people and were slipping, feeding them money. Listen to Alex Jones that man is opened eyed

[Appledayvideos]

i totally agree with your plan with the economy where u give the people the $ and then it gets better. idk how good it will work but lets try it

[kksey]

what does this have to do with ponies?

[MorbidChild1]

Lmao!!! My mother read 1984...

[RaymondCorrigan]

Yeah, you know what you're talking about with the economics.

Don't reward companies that do badly. If it's possible for America to make profitable cars, someone better at it will find a way if you let the bad companies die. If it's not profitable then America shouldn't be making cars.

The lack of profitability shows that the resources being invested into making a car outweigh the value of that car. So the loss of money represents a waste of real resources... This is the opposite of good.

[DayanNataly]

I totally agree ! :)

[l0ve2day]

i agree about the ferbies.

[erick0799]

lmao this guy is da shit haha keep up dude

[OuterHe4ven]

Fuck GM let them die !!!... some one better will replace them

[Metagg]

I like your thinking. Everyone is in debt though. We have too much money going out of the country, and not enough coming in. We spend a mind boggling amount on oil to the mideast, and a ton on Chinese Crap, aka Walmart. I'd like to see bailout money entice people to buy American made products, not just Americans, but sell more of our services and products throughout the world. So maybe the gov't needs to tax places like Walmart and companies that outsource jobs to foreign soil.

[kabd45]

i like the monkey in the background

[seanissane]

Nice Lewis Black Steal at 1:13

kinda sad.... :(

[TheAlmightyAss]

lol the monkey is staring at phil AND has a puzzled look on his face like sxephil confuses even fucking primates hehe

[heaheaheaa]

you have a really annoying voice :S

[superwr83]

I'm glad someone else is tired of hearing about 1984. It's a freaking sci fi book. i hated that book. it's not happening, get over it.

[ReadPsalms1]

Wrong year, false prophets, and wrong book. See the Bible for more details.

blueletterBible (dot) org

[CookieJunkie69]

Omg!

Phil! You rock my socks Off!

[tyminator765]

lol the monkey is staring at phil

[Heinrick192]

funny keep it up!!

[xVxBlackCrossxVx]

I concur with your idea of where the money should be spent. But, who knows...I guess if we run out because poorly run businesses f*ck up again, we can just print more, right? *awkward fart noise*

[iSheyle]

I've never heard of it but I live in the middle of nowhere, so I have no idea

[Walesftw]

like it

[bloodsucker4fun]

i dont think that the bail money should be used to bail out the stupid car compinies beacause (and i totally agree with you on this) make a whole bunch of shit that we either 1. cant afford or 2. people dont need. Just wanted to say YOU ROCK!

[TheFinestLeather]

shutup

[Yuku342]

What did you do in the end Phil??

[MyLadyofGenki]

Wait..... You live in America?

[matpat36]

why dont we just make a shit load of money and use it

[TMISOS]

Umm....Thats what they did in Germany in 1938 and the paper the money was made out of was worth more then the Franks. It makes your money worthles. A pop would cost 1000$

[zandone45]

iu have to read 1984 for english class

its so gay!!

[LookToThePeople]

Your eyes are wierd..

[jjasperchan]

their family is mourning, in the only american way;

suing anyone possible

HA

[bentileer]

TRUE !

[nboston5078]

If no one wants to watch this shit then why do all of his videos get at least half a million views

[rynox45]

An even better car offer inthe UK that actually exists.

Free dual control.

Oh yes, that's right, 2 sets of pedals and 2 steering wheels.

[Panicathedisco117]

You should be the president.

I love you and i am a man

Go gay rights!!!!

[vylinss]

ahaha he beat his girlfriend with his meat ... and that also is bad first date etiquette , i think u are right about the programs... a lot of workers at gm will argue that but its true send that money back into the community and more people will be able to buy the stuff there trying to sell

[criminalmindedXIII]

Another closet homosexual infecting YouTube with videos that no one cares about.

Shut the fuck up retard, nobody cares

[Naxx3l]

The issue is the common man will not make as many risks, so they will not buy things they will pay rent. Trickle down work, trickle up is contradictory.

[mph1985man]

You say your not an economist, but in the industry you are in (news...kinda), you obviously have some great understanding of the problems at hand. I love some of your ideas: The bailout $, The merchandising tax, etc. Use your popularity to deliver these ideas to the powers that be. Our country isn't going to right itself overnight, but with the ideology being used now it may NEVER. C'mon Phil, you represent the opinions of millions of Americans. Make a difference!! Love your VIDEOS!!

[narutosasuketeam]

Yeah...

Your point makes even more sense for the fact that he just does this instead of... oh, idk... having a job that makes money!!

Wait, no, no... That's right! This IS his job! And guess what?! He makes like, over ONE HUNDRED GRAND A YEAR BITCH.

So if you want to go and diss him for doing his actual job, go fuck off. Plus, you talk like a fucking idiot who doesn't know proper grammer OR knows how to spell!

Seriously. You're such an ignorant ass, go fuck off.

[jujitsu62]

Hey Phil ; you are a young man and you wouldn't have noticed . 90% of what you buy come from China . How in the hell is sending billions of dollars to fuckin China going to help north America .. Grow up , learn the facts . I do enjoy your videos though . Have fun but read a paper will you !! Please !

[alnaPRESENTS]

I bet he knows how to spell though. =O

[darkguy9944]

Obama should watch phil

[adrastea99]

Car company money, any money really, should go into exactly what you said

Which freaked me out

Because I was talking with my friend about this and we came to the same fucking conclusion you did

Creepy

[R4zi3]

F the car companies. but 250k for everyone? were i debt dude. I dont think we have that much.

[kristenx321]

no i dont think that car companies should get bail out money. think about it with president obama used the bail out money and gave it directly to the people and say everyone over 18 get a check for roughly about 250,000 what would you do? SPEND IT! especially 18 yr olds. im 18 and i would buy cool shit with 250,000

[aznfratboy]

Or get a fucking job like a citizen who will contribute to society rather then being a fuckhead and living off money that isn't yours.

[dabeshu]

This was fun.

[SirAwesomepants]

Creed

[vkgfx]

it's a good thing i only wasted 20 seconds of my life on the video instead of the whole 5 minutes...

[lovelylaura343]

what was he doing at the end of the vid?

[nicoletot]

dunno

[JunoNH]

i like sxephil

he looks me in the eye

[mammajama7]

Douche bag reporting in!!

[shortymir]

this is a small part of the whole car industry issue, but uh, does anyone else think its a bad solution that realies on giving money to those who are partly to blame for the whole derailing their own companies. true economic slow down and all that but, there is a reason most fuel saving cars come from other countries.

[CheStillFighting]

well of course its a terrible solution... for us. but, we dont matter. not even a bit. we are the poor and working class and we get fucked every time, as we have got fucked every time, and well continue to to get fucked every time. that trillions of dollars doesnt go to the richest CEOs heads of banking and car industry to help us. its to help them. as for the cars, yeah we have not only efficient cars, but 100% electric cars, and currently solar power cars. but they are making money off oil.

[ansom2]

Correct me if I'm wrong,(and no ,his is not a flaming comment, despite the first sentence) but didn't they do that in the end years of the great depression? I know that it gave America jobs, but it also made a huge deficit. I know that you have to spend money in order get money, but the debt is in the 10's of trillions. I'm also aware of the fact that posting this on a youtube video, Really won't have any effect on anything. So there.