Dead Space 2: Eye Poke Machine

[Fl3xFoX]

Holy crap.

[ShnobyWalker]

Wats with the frikin eye stabbing machine

[Warriors307]

well lets just say im not gonna sleep tonight

[jeffydamiano]

@Warriors307 weni played the first one i dint sleap for abouta wee ... and you only sawlike a lil bit play the whole game

[LittleMissAppleLou]

SCROLL UP BITCH(es)!!!

[gunbrothers97]

Owchies looks like someone got a boo boo

[letsgetverydrunk]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[TheGamer1661]

Tasty

[icycobra13]

NEEDLES.....IN.....BRAIN!!!!!

[cothrantyson1]

thank you, now my dreams of having 20/20 vision are over

[FunkyBunneh]

I was thinking of getting LASIK surgery someday, but the horror from this scene made me think otherwise.

[bookjcase]

you'll poke your eye out, kid.

[LegendarySilverWolf]

Why?

[NexonPlayerNA]

Most people get more scared when you get it right rather than when you get it wrong. Lol.

[Dreadmantisthe2nd]

I can't tell what looks worse, doing it right or doing it wrong.

[Jjproductions3601]

O_O im keeping my eyes closed now -_-

[CanIHazMudkipz]

Yo dude i think something is wrong with your eye...

[me700gnomes]

this part of the game was ingenious. 

[sepertine]

This is exactly how I feel before an injection.. the more scared i get the more pain it is sml!

[armyfreak21]

At the end it is indeed some Final Destination shit

[SplinteredX]

most of you dont know the point of this game, which is why you dont know why he had to go into the machine... The machine was used to access the lateral geniculate, the part of the brain where a Marker's signal stored its information, blueprints and knowledge.. if you dont know what im talking about... stop trolling. play the dam game

[79Yamato]

@SplinteredX Not everybody asking does actually own this game, so stop calling questioners trolls. The uploader could have written this in the video description in the first place.

[TEIPPIMAN]

Success=For noobs! Fail=for badass!

[jacksawtomato]

I was doing that two days ago, I don't even know what I going to do!! And then fuck!! Restart the whole game because I miss every save station hahaha

[NervMusic]

First time doing this

QUIT MOVING YOUR-

Look what you made me do!

[animaljp3]

this would have killed him, or at least give a lot of brain damage

[animaljp3]

@animaljp3 I mean the first one.

[SilverAxe13]

First time I did this on my first playthrough I screwed up and my jaw just kinda dropped lol

[manofsteel33]

No wonder kids are so screwed up in the head these days!

[InVinciAble7]

Now I'm not an expert but I wopuld say that is more than a poke....

[urupomias]

lol if u arent right on the spot the machine decides to jam it inside as fast as it can. fuck logic ;D

[TheSpaghettihirn]

And the question is WHY DID HE DO THAT

[NowGamer97]

Why does that hapend if you miss?

[SplinteredX]

make us whole

[misanthropyeternal]

@aaronmb43 It's a fucking video game, not high art. It's entertainment, pull your head out of your ass.

[TheNicholaiM]

I don't get why he had to do that

[carlosroberto366]

and that's why I will never undergo corrective eye surgery

[wulfman1887]

Whahaha, im never go to the eye doc again :D

[stein11wolf]

Thats how they remove eyelash hairs from eyes in Soviet Russia

[79Yamato]

Why THE FUCK do you have to step into that thing in the first place?

[highvoltage1333]

this made me shed tears :(

[Steve3D27]

Alright now i'm leaving to get laser corrective surgery, wish me luck! 

[BYERE]

@Steve3D27 Trust me, it's scary during the process, but the best damned decision you'll ever make getting laser corrective surgery.

[bien2t]

0:34 Arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!

[Bojaxs]

Remember when EA used to just make sports games?

[SplinteredX]

@Bojaxs EA makes better games than just sports game

[joemj413]

@Bojaxs you mean like Mutant League Hockey and Football? How about BUDOKAN?!? Good times. FUCK THIS PSEUDO RESIDENT EVIL CLONE.

[SplinteredX]

@Bojaxs Fuck there sports games, EA Has a lot more talent than just making sports games... Sports games are usless, go outside grab a football and play a real sport.

[BenMan1231]

@Bojaxs They don't make the games. They just fund the game devs, slap their name on it, and call it theirs and get the majority of the income.

[BenMan1231]

@BenMan1231 And EA Sports is a completely different company.

[WeegeeMan848]

@BenMan1231 your stupid you've obviously never played retro games

[BenMan1231]

@WeegeeMan848 Explain to me your definition of "retro games" and what it has to do with EA. If you're referring to games such as Pacman, Eversion, Super-Mario, ImagiNation Network, Prince of Persia -- Then yes, I have played them before.

[BIGBPRODUCTIONS100]

Thats crazy 

[hypk3rKIRA]

OUCH

[Bonktf]

@N1gHtStAlKeR726 I would rather live with it than having a 50/50% dying ಠ_ಠ

[Exilninja]

Holy shit, imagine if he tried to move his eyes while the needle was in it?

[StrikeDaMic]

What does the operation do though?

[N1gHtStAlKeR726]

@StrikeDaMic cure his dementia

in english its means hes no longer seeing crazy shit

[Nzrugby101]

I didn't like needles before I watched this

Now I bloody hate

[muratveli]

In Dead Space 3 you need to slowly jam a needle into Isaac's testicles! Let's see how many people bare to watch that!! And if you fail...

[muratveli]

Do you think he's gonna need an eye-patch after that??

[pokemaniak30]

Why the fuck did he do that?

[deadly1010P]

@pokemaniak30 -Play the game

[pokemaniak30]

@deadly1010P Nope.

[jacksAtank]

Ahhhhhh now im scared.

[iCeMaN91931]

OWWWW THAT MUST HURT

[OleScrubby]

christ...this games make me squirm

[lucas123777]

0:48 Amaterasu!

[unknown8430]

Slowly... slooowwwly... BOOM!! Aghhhh!!!

[admiralflynn895]

what the duck was that all about?!

[MrTheFarAway]

ouch....

[slavenoljubac]

i have to be like you but then i took an needle in the eye

[tuong93]

this reminds me of Final Destination

[ryan50ryan]

Can someone please enlighten me. Why is the "proper" way of doing it getting a big ass needle stuck in your eye?

[megded1]

This isn't funny, I got stabbed with a straw in the right eye with a straw shortly before buying this game :p

[anger154]

@MaybeImDreaming7 and I said oatmeal, are you crazy!

[canadianbros12]

i would shit my pants if the fire thing was even that close never mind having a damn 9 inch needle go into my mother fucking eye

[MaybeImDreaming7]

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, Stick a cupcake in my eye!"

[sheabuttuh]

You could say he *unzip pants and pull out dick and hold it*....got the shaft.

[da2sk8ers1]

you have now been poked on facebook

[killztreak]

you could say he * puts on sun glasses*,,,,, got the point.

[lexx0083]

First time i seen this, it made me cringe so bad! then he jumps up like it ain't no thang Lolz. I want this game sooo fuckin badd, i heard alot of good reviews about it :D Epic.

[PierceSabl3]

1:54 Please call an attendant.... Oh the EYErony...

[supernijel97]

@irvinspider54 that was so stupid lol

[Bobgoober16]

I just love how he can get his eye stabbed and go on like nothing even happened. XD

[KaosuKaiari]

I can't believe I just watched that with Yakety Sax in the background just so I made it a little less scary. I can't believe I still want to do an eye surgery IRL. Thank god eye surgery is the laser only... not the eye poking bit. Or impaling.

I am an idiot. T_T

[Scipio0809]

don't try this at home

[afdafg13]

Why did he have to do this?

[protonjones54]

why did he let that mashine just jap a hole in his eye, w/out the screwing up part

[blueaseer2]

Answer this anyone: can you beat this part without death?

[Quickster1311]

Thats what happens when you break a pinkie promise.

[ArbyTheEleet]

@yoshirider2001 PINKIE PIE! This isn't for your innocent eyes! Go back home to Ponyville, and accompany Rarity to the spa to get these sick images out of your head.

- Princess Cellestia

[MultiBlackhawk5]

Wait isn't this a MRI machine

[burtonrules123]

well that was disgusting...

[yoshirider2001]

cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye

so if this was the eye cupcake machine it would stick a cupcake in his eye?

fine with me

[notshekki]

it's funny how the blood comes out of his mouth o.o

[Resurrected2011]

When the needle goes slowing into Isaac's eye, I cringe. When the whole damn machine goes, I laugh.

[MrCatbuttgum]

@Resurrected2011 Its meant to be that way, no pleasant way =)

[DBZFanDreLovesMel]

Um, I don't want laser eye surgery anymore!!

;_;

~Dre

[JamesTheSuperGeek]

does anybody else think of clockwork orange when his eye is open with the machine?

[HmongZboy]

muaaaaa GAME OVER

YOUR DEAD

play again YES OR NO

[eddieliusa]

do they tell you when you get top comment?

[StarchFilms]

i scewed up the first time i did this and is scared the fucking hell out of me

[169Phoenix]

If the machine only uses the laser..Why the hell would they need all those spike on the end?  But anyway I love this part in the end Its the last mission

[Ophostus]

FAKE! an impact like that would immediatley kill you, you wouldnt even feel it!

[irvinspider54]

@Ophostus well it is a game after all so imagination takes over lol

[ffalsa]

@Ophostus You could lose your eye but still live. If the hit goes to your heat or brain , yeah , you're dead.

[supercool918]

hmm.....A machine that sticks a needle in your eye and misses the cornea and the whole machine will freakin slam into him?

[theonlyguytodie]

Thumbs up if you think that if you successfully got the needle in the eye was more gruesome than failing to.

[Gameguru667]

@theonlyguytodie mmmmm it was pretty damn cringeworthy but i'd at least be spared a grizzly death... if I had to, to survive...idk man thats just gruesome, cant they sedate me???? Seriously, can I at least not fuckin be awake for it?!?

[rifflly]

Medic: And that's how I lost my medical license.

[GoryAceLover]

Brutal..just just brutal.

[luvableguy123]

I'd Hate To See How He's like Getting A Flu Shot

[xXaZuRe09Xx]

paused it before it even poked his eye. lol, made me cringe. O-e

[espectro2n]

Fucking give me an headache

[BROWNINGgunz1]

Why the fuck would get in an eye poke machine and have a needle poke a hole in your pupil?!?!?

[thatmcraftairsofter]

Brutal

[tanello2]

hope to die?wtf is the pc telling you???

[giancarlo17231]

premoniçâo 5

[sandflapjack]

Stick a cupcake in my eye.

[Salix879]

The Three Stooges have taken it too far!

[Trentest0]

I've never actually finished Dead Space 2 because of this: I don't like eyes or rather close ups of eyes, they creep me out. So the moment I could see issac was about to get his eye impaled, i was like 'fuck no. just no'. Turned the game off, never finished it haha

[captfalcon08]

@Trentest0 My brother said exact the same thing, I had to do it for him haha

[Ben182010]

this part is still why i haven't played it on the hardest mode yet. only 3 saves 4 counting disk two and i want to save one for this part so i really only have 2 for the hole game and if i die after playing for 4-8 hours i might stomp my 360s head in.......you heard me.

[ruidude11]

@Ben182010 not worth it, this part aint that "great" so you actually have 3 saves.

[Ben182010]

@ruidude11 you do realize that if i die here i go back to my last save point right.

[YoungLejinz0530]

"Hold still. *inches closer* ... Still.. *inches closer* Hold... still..*inches*... DAMN IT I SAID HOLD STILL *jams*

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

I'd rather take a cupcake to the eye than that needle.

[christisking07]

I did it on the first try. Its really not that hard

[richy4123]

eyesacc looks like a grandparent lol but a brave 1

[TheKingofduty2010]

Damn it dead space. This is why I will never buy this game

[Ninjakittyguy]

It's like when you miss the machines like dammit I won't stand for this and goes auto pilot

[wbhovey]

Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

[irvinspider54]

he probobly didnt * puts sun glasses * see that coming

[MrGreenday34]

@irvinspider54 gotta love horatio xD

[Badjokemaker]

@irvinspider54 YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

[ragingmonkey64]

@irvinspider54 That was very *swivels chair* hum-iris.

[TheUghman]

@irvinspider54 ha. why do I suddenly hear The Rolling Stones in my head?

[kopolopykip]

@irvinspider54

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[turkeyforever100]

lovely

[binkinater]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!

[minecraftpeguy]

What the fuck

[deathmachine51]

Ow. That stings

[TheJimozu]

okay, so this thing will move slowly to the center of the eye, and if it misses slightly, let's have it bore through the patient's skull at 200 mph

[industrialbridge]

I poke you

[faron123123]

dammit i guess pinkie pie didnt tell him

he's supposed to stick a cupcake in his eye

not a needle.

[flyingpipboyz]

i like how when the needle misses the cornea, then entire machine just jams in there

[NintendoDrunkie]

@flyingpipboyz That'll teach you to fuck up.

[worldsbestsoldier]

@flyingpipboyz machine: "we missed the cornea, what do we do? reposition?" machine database: "just jame the hell out of the eye"

[SuperGugax]

@flyingpipboyz Yeah. And you should watch without eating, or you'll puke. =/ This game is so realistic, but sometimes, really disgusting with those blood splatters and shit. :P

[freetoken4u1]

lol. *poke*

[soulninjacat]

thumbs up if you think this is prefect for a saw trap

[journeydabest]

Sandy Ravage Army!

[xXDemonicProzXx]

it lest it isint as painfull as geting lims teared off and geting eaten

[TruWuFFY]

@xXDemonicProzXx what about stabbing out one of your eyes and then having all four limbs ripped off of you? D: yes tahts a saw ref.

[somethingblue22]

got here from sandy ravage.

[SuperXPabloX]

I think

*puts on glasses*

He needs glasses!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[MrPAGENIS]

Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! /)

[TheAeroMechanic]

This is fake, eyes can't bleed.

[KayileHit]

@TheAeroMechanic funny, i really hope your kidding

[TheWhatify]

@TheAeroMechanic lol its from a video game idiot.

[Mrcarpetcruiser]

and then the worst part of the game comes when that FUCKING VENT BLOWS OPEN

[StormShadowXII]

ah this reminds me, i need to get glasses :P

[abdulkalef]

fuck,,,,,,,,



[Veteran94s]

got your eyes :D