Jake The Snake Roberts Wasted! part 1 - Drunken Interview

[MrYosihait]

Poor Jake.

[evolvedb4u]

Honestly, that was a more creative, on-the-fly, improved promo than 99% of all wrasslers

[boneduzt]

FAAKIN'!

[andrewisgood]

You know, for being a drunken mess, this promo isn't too bad, like, for being a drunken mess anyway.

[trainofaaron]

Jake!!!!!!!!

[1joshjosh1]

Jake rules!!!!!

[Chefkoch523]

This is Jeff Hardy in 2018.

[MyLittleDiscolite]

THIS is why Jake was legendary. He was legitimately terrifying and unpredictable. He wrestled when he was drunk, pissed off and high as hell. God bless Jake. He was one of my heroes in youth.

[xRothkox]

1:11. "See, my friend Damien right there..."/"I love you, cameraman."

[thepeeps7times]

i've been in a danger zone!!

[Hellhammerabadon]

@thepeeps7times HE GOT A BYCICLE!!!!!

[KingKongNutties]

click on cc and hit transcribe audio. its GOLD! "subah viruses"

[SeraphisCain]

"You wanna play 21, I got 22."

Uh, Jake...that means you lose.

[mdhotstuff]

lol he actually did pretty good considering his condition

[StewartLucrative]

@mdhotstuff Seriously, the whole gambling/aces reference was actually really cool and would have been awesome if delivered sober.

[shizeninho]

still better than any pg era promo that ive seen

[TeamTowers1]

Drunk Jake Roberts vs Stoned Jeff Hardy = Greatest Botchamania ever.

[richmwill]

Heroes Of Wrestling PPV- Longest 18 hours of my life (at least it felt that long...).

[leahcimrac]

You wanna play 21. I got 22 LOL!!!

[Shadow100G]

what event / promotion was this interview???

[1234dragonsky]

@Shadow100G Heroes Of Wrestling PPV

[nath909]

But at what price.

[meatwad74]

DDT, DDT, DDT  *crickets chirping*

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

bochamania: " you wanna play 21?"

[TranquilFury1993]

@thegoodnamesrallgone FACKEN!

[snakefmc]

best

shitt

[Thescreensaverr]

Hes corpsing

Send For The Man

[MrNYCman530]

Damn! he was shitfaced!

[XXDodgerSoxxXX86]

"Mr. cameraman get your ass back up here.

Damn those hicks are funny too.

[jerseyirish]

Go ahead Anvil ROLL THE DICE~!

[southwardwill]

it's actually not that bad of promo...lol, it's alright.

[Kn1gHtMaRe00]

Didn't Damien starve to death in Jake's garage?

[GrinningSceptic]

@Kn1gHtMaRe00

Nope, he was killed when Earthquake (John Tenta) crushed him with the Earthquake Splash! ;-)

[sgttombw]

"A man of his word Jake Roberts"

Did he promise to show up drunk?

[metz3962]

He drogued that snake as much as he was drinking.

[stegavbond1987]

amazing how a pissed jake roberts is still more entertaining than 90% of wwe's current roster

[jerseyirish]

You don't wanna play a game of cards with me because I'll cheat....OK? I cheat.

[CastoreAprile]

Even the snake looked wasted lol

[jerseyirish]

@postalmeter Alcoholic too....he's most likely on both here. Thats not just crack alone, his eyes are too droopy. He actually looks drunk to the point where he's seeing the world spin.

[postalmeter]

@jerseyirish

Or maybe he's been up for days and nights on end from crack-related insomnia, and so he'd drink in order to get to sleep.... it's the only wah that many wrestler can keep up their ridiculous schedules and hectic lives.

I don't think many normal people could keep that up WITHOUT drugs--- which suits most wrestlers fine, since they're users anyway.

[postalmeter]

@jerseyirish

Yeah no doubt, he's drunk off his ass here.

[Unclemurda2009]

When the DDT comes then the snake comes out

[SuperStrik9]

The fact Roberts can even function in such an altered state is a true testimony to his intestinal fortitude. Jake Roberts for president!

[pinoi78]

You wanna play 21? FAKKING BULLSHIT!!!

[MrMrwanderlei]

DDT! DDT! DDT!

[PeeboTyson]

Roll dice and you might get some snake eyes you don't want to see.

[Remuera23]

you dont wanna play cards with me cause i'll cheat,O.K i cheat.lol.

[butterpoop]

show a little respect for the man! He's Jake the Snake Roberts one of the greatest of all time!

[cloudwalkerty]

wow! lol



[djbapc4]

Promoter: Mr. Roberts would you be interested in working a match @ a casino? Roberts: What's the pay out?

Promoter: $1000 but we can talk more about that later.

Roberts: No that's not enough liquor and dope....

Promoter: I SAID A $1000.00!!!....you can get as much..(interrupted by Roberts)...

Roberts: And I said THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! On 2nd thought, buy me 2K drinks, a dime sack, and a gram o coke and we got a deal.

[Bl1stson]

you wanna play 21?

[uofl2004]

@Bl1stson I've got 22

[Seanatonin]

All hail the mindfucking abilities of Jake Roberts

[metalmadness00]

Macho man has died

[resmith29]

check it at 1:21

[resmith29]

let me show you something. who are you firemashall bill on in living color

[SirGriefALot]

No Jake, you're supposed to get wasted AFTER the match, you're doing it backwards.

[BottomOfThaBay]

WOW! Jake was drunk as piss there! soon as the camera panned away from him he probably spewed his guts in the damien bag lol

[faustbanana]

This is his best promo. Heroic.

[jairangelmaster]

DDT, DDT, DDT, DDT!!!!!!!!!!

[djcire1]

i dont accept lossing



[QuentinDude]

lolz if you want to play 21 then i have 22 hahahhahah epic line. no wonder he's broke.

[GENERAL1002]

this wasn't a bad promo....

[PaulMichaelDavidBain]

thought Damien died @ the hands of Earthquake?

[formusicplaylist1]

i love st. john's face when he says

"if you got 21... i got 22"

st. john looks at the camera like "you hear that? he'll fuck up the 21 table with that."

priceless

[NodDisciple1]

He died from drugs, right? X(

[MorrisonHotel87]

I can literally quote this entire interview word for word. Jake the Snake fuckin rules.

[Inediblehulk]

@danteras13 He was doing something, alright. Plenty of it too! Maybe not commenting on YouTube in his underwear, but smoking crack, ripping off indie shows, abandoning his kids and starving Damien in his underwear (or out of it). It's alright to respect his work, but if he's your ideal of "the man", you're already lost.

[danteras23]

i love it. jake was the man.

[NoHalfPints]

jake needs to start a band

[undertaker4life4ever]

@andy i have been watching wrestling while you were still sucking on your mom. if you wernt an ignorant 12 year old you would know how he talks about current stars and people who are employed by wwe. only one that sounds bitter and ignorant right now it you andy

[MrCurt123]

Its real sad to see Jake the Snake in a state like this, The guy is a Legend, Not the greatest wrestler, But people pay money to see the guy as JR once said about Jake the Snake "He could be big in this bussiness if he could control the demons" so True,

[GrettelsObsession]

rofl! classic!

[WatchVenusSpa]

I was the one guy chanting "DDT!"

[chris20860]

he was hanging out with beer money

XD

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

so so sad!

[danteras23]

@SNAKEEYESSAM right, but sitting in your underwear posting on a youtube video is not sad. at least he was doing something. what are you doing?

[Moredread25]

DDT. DDT. DDT.

[kbess74]

"you want to play blackjack, i got two of those too". ???????????

[andy7666]

The dude is a legend - its pretty amazing how many bitter, angry people there are ranting and raving about how awful a person he is - he's done more in life than ANY of you trolls! Jake is an all time great!

[prototype00000]

jake "the drunk" roberts

[neoimean7]

why did stone cold always made fun of roberts by religion?

[nath909]

lifestyles of the rich and moderately famous

[nath909]

shits funny

[ChaostheClown]

Nice big pile of snake, huh?

[marcsman229]

jake had a very depressing life

[essanance]

he has two blackjacks .That is fucking impressive

[ColdFusionSH]

31 people saw Damien and went "arrrRRRRRRRrrrr".

[drodsta13]

the movie the wrestler was made after jake....how he is still alive is beyond me

[LaneD83]

@drodsta13

what funny bone I have left  you've shattered it into pieces sir! XD

[1981CrueHead]

@drodsta13 He made beyond the mat. Jerry Lynn was in the wrestler.

[ZardVideos]

This video is even more hilarious with Closed Captions on.

[Psalmie]

when 31 people played 21 they got 22

[matrix4022]

This probably would have been a good promo if he was sober.

[emancipateyourself]

just smile and nod

[pladampa]

Is that John Cena?

[studlynesss]

LOL the way he says "Aces and 8's" is EPIC. Jake Roberts is my new hero. Shows up for a pay-per-view f'ing hammered. Too damn funny.

[alexmackovjak]

that guy probably got a contact drunk

[undertaker4life4ever]

jake is a pathetic hasbeen whos jealous of the people who are still wrestling. so he puts them down. he ruined his career it was noone elses fault he is a COWARD and a LOSER

[undertaker4life4ever]

jake is a loser. a pathetic washed up hasbeen that put other down to make himself feel better because of his decision lead him to have to retire. he is a LOSER

[killcrab872]

This isn't actually that bad...

[WestHollywoodWarrior]

I was expecting a real trainwreck, but I'll agree with some others here, even when he's all wasted, Roberts is still better and more interesting than a lot of the new breed of "stars." That's the saddest thing, obviously nobody today could touch Jake at his best with promos if they can only somewhat compete with his worst.

[ChromeGhost0219]

still better than cena

[mrjamesb562]

This Guy at 55yrs ,Drunk and High still Shoots a Better Promo that any of Nexus...

[REHJR2100]

@mrjamesb562 ....nexus? isn't that a shampoo brand name? "nexus shampoo for women. now fortified with pro vitamins A and D for a longer lasting shine" ....lol

[hgonz14]

@mrjamesb562 Fuck yeah he does. I am still amazed this dude is alive. We lost Randy Savage and yet Jake escapes the reaper. Funny ass promo though especially when I watched this shit on PPV back in the day ( I had free PPV access lol )

[BillyJealosy]

I'll tell you this much though, Jake cuts a hell of a lot better promo drunk or high then most wrestlers do now a days sober. Still a master with that voice, analogies and words...always entertaining, yet always thinking and smart as a whip. Its a wonder he was never WWF Champion...what was Vince thinking with his head so far up Hogans ass all those years.

[DancingSpiderman]

woah he's purty fitshaced here...

Did Jake The Snake and Jesse Ventura ever fight?

[KillingJoke696]

damn what is he drinking? I want some

[dragontattoo79]

Just awesome!

[MrHappyGibson]

Jake Roberts is nothing but a drug addict and drunk. I hope he continues to drink himself to death

[BigDaddyBillz]

@MrHappyGibson yea he has his problems but he is a fantastic wrestler

[LaneD83]

@MrHappyGibson

XD

[Fanik8]

This is painful to watch when your hungover

[Nertrender]

and still better than most

[pyropaul6]

Jake Roberts' worst promos are more interesting than most wrestlers' best ones.

[rmathew2]

@pyropaul6 Sheamus ... you are a human jar of mayonaise

[TheUltimatePerformer]

@pyropaul6 So true, this was pretty good, I'd rather this then john Cena or matt morgan

[glimglim1]

@pyropaul6 That's just the unadulterated truth there! When are promoters going to realize that sometimes incidents like these are the most exciting part of the event? Nothing gets people talking like the unexpected, the shoots, the controversy! Imagine how boring Survivor Series 1997 would have been if Vince hadn't screwed Bret over!

[trollingtheweb]

lmao so true

[mistamadscientist]

As funny as this is, I can't help but think how much better Jake Roberts career wouldve been had he NOT been in altered state so often. Just a thought.

[nickypeeps]

i like a good deal of variety in my gambling, too, Jake. Sometimes I'm playing 21, and when i get bored of that game, I go and play some Blackjack

[EuchridEucrow1]

LMAO! Look at that shit there:

"Bottom line is this: you do not gamble with me...only time you should gamble is this...when you walk into a casino and you want to gamble, the main thing is, and you should realize this, to gamble you must accept losing."

[LivingIn1969]

ddt

[seploud]

Is this the PPV that ended abruptly because at the main event jake the snake started to pull his pants off?.

[wvmetsfan]

@seploud Sure is, I remember watching this when I was around 8 years old lmao.

[Freakzilla87]

even this ppv and this promo was worse than randy rosenbloom himself

[andycf87]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[suliyimanmagnus]

when E.T. comes?

[yerblues91]

This promo is brillant and makes perfect sense

[PhillyGirl1]

can you get a snake drunk? And is that the same snake he always had? or does he get new ones and call them the same name, you know like they did with babe?

[mr94chevys10]

that snake wasn't moving...maybe it was dead...maybe it was drunk...probably dead drunk

[stamm450]

DIDDY T ahahah

[atomicalarmclock]

He can't even say DDT he's so drunk.

[Freakzilla87]

ddt ddt ddt ddt ddt ddt ddt ddt ddt ddt...

[Aguzman0077]

Roll the dicshhh...

[CAWGregoryBlack]

I am so glad I didn't throw my money away on his trainwreck....

[DomenicDee]

Hello...front desk? Send up more ice!

[badsign1980]

guys drunker then shit... love this guy

[psnStarzNBarz]

Jake the snake roberts: a man of his word! HAHAH

[pinkypimpalicous]

Ya think he got a DUI after this show?

[GLazz85]

@pinkypimpalicous DUI? Maybe not but he definately lost at 21 thinking 22 was a winning hand!!

[pinkypimpalicous]

@GLazz85 That I wouldnt doubt lol

[larryraiders]

lmao

[JonathanVonErich]

Jake have problems....sad....what a great wrestling mind....

[MissDeeCole]

LOL at "a man of egendary proportions"

[iiwatcher]

Btw, i think the poor announcer was trying not to hurl...

[iiwatcher]

Wasted indeed. That's way more than just alcohol. Just say no to drugs, kids!

[CALAdmin88]

Jake Roberts: The only man who cheats to lose.

[denzelsnipes69]

I wanna get chocolate wasted!

[elc1960]

Pardon me: the skank is at 0:47, not 2:10. BTW - how old is this clip? It can't be that old, probably between 1998 - 2000 or thereabouts. Priceless clip.

[elc1960]

Yup - Jake Roberts. Wrestling's version of Artie Lange. Check out the blonde skank shaking her boobs at 2:10. Damn! I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick! This video is classic. Jake was more sober in the "High On Crack" segment of "Beyond The Mat"! It's a wonder he could see the annonucer, let alone the camera.

[DoctorGiggle]

I love how only one person is chanting DDT. Ha!

[cabrito550]

Roberts is an hilarious idiot. 

[NYG4LIFE123]

You know...you might not believe me after seeing this, but there was a time where Jake Roberts was the best promo guy in the biz.

[jojogalan]

haha. that's funny.

[nicrapacz]

1:52

[Bl1stson]

when the ddt comes. then the snake comes out....lmaooooo. it works on so many levels

[Murk047]

the guy just looks like he stinks like shit

[Murk047]

haha, what a degenerate! i love how nobody chanted ddt with him. ah yoint yoint yoint!

[Genojames]

that shit is sad..!!!!

[pirajacinto4]

Roberts: You don't want to play cards with me because I'll cheat.

Me: *2 seconds later* ......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I literally started laughing out loud. I couldn't believe it.

[okipinoMokes]

DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT!  DDT!

[jdymes101101]

21 and black jack are the same game. lmao

[trupdog]

"pile of snake"

[MorrisonHotel87]

I can literally quote this entire video word for word.

[jimousine85]

Jake: "Anvil, you don't wanna play cards with me because I'll CHEAT...you wanna play 21? I got 22!" ROFL!

Apparently, Jake likes to LOSE by cheating!

[cygnus122]

You wanna play Spit? I'll hawk a loogie.

[Jeremy9able]

Once a great, now a loser, give it up and get your shit straight.

[saprissa30]

wait a minute

he`s drink but stil do a better promo than anyone now in the wwe

today wwe SUCKS

[pirajacinto4]

@saprissa30 I'd tell you this match. I still couldn't believe he knew he was supposed to still do a promo. And it kind of made sense too!

[brlegend]

well there was 1 guy in the crowd that joined in the ddt chant anyway lol

[siccbeast]

U wanna play 21? I got 22. U wanna play Blackjack? I got 2 of those too. U wanna play Texas Hold Em? I also got 2 of those also. U wanna play Solitare? I'll play it twice. U wanna play Go Fish? I got all of the Goldfish.

[hgonz14]

It looks like Jake jobbed to Jack Daniels that night.