Yogscast - Condemned: Criminal Origins 18

[wolf42828]

the thing about the stroke dude it was nothing 2 do with the language part of his brain it was because he couldn't move his tong...

lol

[RandomIcko]

why the heck did they assume that the female butcher was the Torturer? :P

[Laurioco]

You should be able to have like a secondary weapon in this game

[Simulationkid]

laughing at their screams is the only thing keeping my sane.

[Frenzicator]

It's a women :X lol :|

[Dikasmasha89]

Hannah,Do a single player playthrough of The Darkness 2

[KingDanny98765]

Thumbs up if you think that they should make a shadow of israfel movie!!!

[metalpegasis]

PLAY CONDEMNED 2 :BLOODSHOT!!!!!!!!

[faeleia]

Simon has like no bad temper installed when he was born. If I were playing with Hannah I might have started some cat fight by the way Hannah speaks sometimes lol.

[girlhollywoodundead]

0:13 hella funny

[rosuto167]

OMFG IT"S GRANNY BACON ON STEROIDS!!!

[MusicalMiracle]

"Kicked him up the ass to death."

That, for some reason, made me start crying from laughing.

[TinySquouse]

1:30 it's the meat processor at McDonalds!

[MysticLuxray]

Simon :are u and lewis married?

Hannah:no

Me:for some reson i was hopping a 'not yet' ;)

[SKILLbutLOWcb]

"They've both come at once!" Sorry had to, LOL!

[honker43211]

"Pills here!" says Hannah in a high pitched voice

[Teardropifycation]

The fat guy is the fucking lunch LADY not a man or the torturer

[HeyItzPhoebe]

i hate fat people running towards my screen with a massive cleaver!

[jamiemcleish2000]

you could have the benny hill theme when the fat guy was chasing hannah lol

[EyesOfTheEucalyptus]

Lol sometimes when Simon says "Helloooo?" he sounds like the turrets on Portal c:

[iluvcandyxx99]

The scariest part of this whole vid was when my dog barked three quarters of the way through which is strange because i am normally pooing my pants by now!!!! Lol

[xxxblizzardxkingxxx]

ring around the rosy xD

[Nataliek141]

Last time I checked men don't have BOOBS!!!

[XblackXbridesXveil]

my sister almost peed her pants when the thing came rolling in the frezzer (everytime).2:39 & b4 i thought it was a really scarey lunch lady.2nd time around the thing is exercising.3rd time around here a suggestion run around really fast then stop running & leave the circle & it might still run around in a circle.that person wont die!!!!!so much 4 super taser.your using your taser finally.the shadow & the dogde ball freaked me out.that man came from right under u!! is that posible!?!?!?!!!???!

[XblackXbridesXveil]

i think theirs a glitch or rats like to act as crabs or dancers

[HeadHunter1170]

wow eathen is a badass guy who can survive crazy infected guys, a phsyco convict and a fat butcher but he couldn't grab a axe from a dead guy WTF,sorry to tripple comment

[HeadHunter1170]

getting tazered.... like a boss... oh shit he is a boss

[QueenGwynevere]

Helloooo? is anybody there please? love that XD

[MichaelaMilton98]

I can't believe that they hadn't figured out to taser him, then take the clever........ LOL!!!

[cooljeff2002]

Its the Lunch Lady!

The only people she tortures are school children

[kazekagekid]

In the advert before the videos in this series, a woman spends all of her husbands money on stuff for "the baby" only to reveal later that she is pregnant with three babies plural.

[FuggenBonerKiller]

That fat bitch definitely isn't The Torturer.

[287hey]

@FuggenBonerKiller how do u know

[dyliamvonkillsu]

ITS GRANNY BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CautiousLoser]

@MelodicColm ORR tobuscus' videos xD

[sk8erfreak4yall]

I take back everything I said about Hannah in this game. She got awesome haha

[Cypress546]

When's the next SoI coming out?

"FUCK OFF"

[xwowimbored]

"What is it"

"Its an orb..."

"Beg your pardon?"

"it's a basketball!"

"Oh"

[Tabooally]

I don't think I've ever felt as relieved as I did at 9:12

[XMissInsanityx]

'He looks like the tortureer, and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­'

[ace125koo]

To put it the way the English do, you're rubbish. Enjoyable vid nonetheless.

[LetCorgisHaveWings34]

Wouldn't it be sad if the lunchlady fell ON TOP of the cleaver, and the whole thing was a waste? :(

[Specterish]

Did neither of them realize that that's a WOMAN? o.o

[Darkclaw51]

*Sniffle* Simon, a good amount of your viewers are American. :'c

[SlayerZaxy]

Lol nerds, "What's that?" "I think it's some kind of orb!" it's a basketball lol

[SatisfiedShark]

Why do they call her a him?

[SatisfiedShark]

WTF My add just ended and then i had to reload the page and youtube had just uptaded

[TruePetejones]

Simon: No we're not dating and related, we aren't American.

Me: D=

Simon: Oh..uhm...Deep south America!

Me: Still hurts. T_T

[ezfunperson26]

i dont get scared by most of the things in the game, i just get scared because of hannah and simons screaming

[laughsaremeds]

I screamed so much during this episode! Lol.

[bowtoyourmaster]

G'damn, this is worrying. I'm completely desensitized to scary games at this point.

[bowtoyourmaster]

@bowtoyourmaster Amnesia is an exception.

[Marstic666]

I love you Hannah. Your reaction after beating the shit outta the lunch lady made my day

[Catdemondarkness]

Nice save there, Simon ;3

[azpeev]

It's a woman

[Lordett]

Most epic boss fight ever :)

[camerakiller1]

20:10 whats that noise?

20:13: LOL

[TinySquouse]

2:12 that's a very pretty dress you have there:3

[celebsrule7JB]

I think the fat person was female with her hair in buns... Either that or it was a man with hug breasts.

[celebsrule7JB]

The part where you ran around the table made me laugh :D

[destinylovethunder]

Omg I was Blowing bubbels and when simon scream i sucked in the bubbels

[destinylovethunder]

His a little chumby..QUIT EATING HUMANES eat carrots (Boss) Your Not My Mother

[destinylovethunder]

When u zap him SHOOT HIM LOL

[236Jlms]

Holy shit the guy who strangled her...

[236Jlms]

96 people got eaten by crab-rats :P

[jzl4d]

love the on going "hellooo? is there anyone there? please

[specialopsdude100]

I bought a new pare of pants yesterday...........I'm going to buy a new pare of pants tomorrow

[Fab4Sunrises]

"It's an orb..." "What?" "IT'S A FUCKING BASKETBALL YOU NUMPTY."

[DaBigFatPanda]

Achievement Get: Run like a wuss.

[IVIegadude]

I thought it was an orb too XD

[MrPlex123]

the big fat person was a girl..i think

[816vm]

oh god a bad guy zooming and boom

[tubeaccmhaaa]

Simon really was angry about her interrupting his story :D:D

[Doomcat1066]

You know...this video makes me think what it would be like to see Hannah and Simon play Binding of Isaac, it wouldn't be as scary...but still :P

[LetCorgisHaveWings34]

That boss in the freezer is a lunchLADY, you guys. :P

[123abc7965]

everytime i try and veiw one off yogscasts vids it just stops like a minute into it any idea whats wrong??

[AnnoyingAussieGrif93]

@123abc7965 YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU HAVE INSUFFICIENT PYLONS, YOU HAVE TO CONSTRUCT MORE PYLONS DAMNIT!!! X3

[StWolfie]

But that's a lady. A really fat lady.

[Husky732]

SCReAMING LIKE A BAWS :))

[GhettoWnderBear]

BEST CONDEMMED VIDEO EVER!!!!!!

[EvilTurtleWarrior]

Watching it in night can be shocking :c

[sanderif162]

20:11 Who are you ??? Get away! lol Like there going to hear that :D :D :D

Simon is like :O----- And Hannah is like Fuck you Fuck you DIE! :O :P

verry Funny

[anejad3000]

why do birds, suddenly appear... every time, we play this game?

[ezecoo]

Indoctrination, is a better word.

[jardidge]

16:18 It's too fucking late now isn't it! It's too fucking late!

hahaha

[shisumi1]

more please? :(

[taytotom83]

@ZipZapper01 do you think, i mean do you ACTUALLY think that the yogscast would do a video with you? Hahaha, your english is very crappy btw.

[ZipZapper01]

hi i love your vids can you check my channel can you plz send replay and we are hopeing iv you can be in one of are vids or we are makeing a game show iv youwhant to be in sent a live reckest to zipzapper01 on xbox

[thedman1361]

07:45 its she not a he

[MisterIlikebacon]

yogscast fright night: Amnesia: the dark descent?

[infared54321]

@MisterIlikebacon they played it and didnt find it scary

[MisterIlikebacon]

@infared54321 wut?

[HeadHunter1170]

how bout yogscast fright night: Condemned 2: Bloodshot

[FreakShowInMyHouse]

FUCK YOU. I AM FRUM THE DEEP SOUTH. Noone marries their family.

[screamtilyouhear]

@FreakShowInMyHouse relax, it's a joke.

[CitrusLily10]

I aparently missed this video and didnt know, and i started watching the newest one then was like WTF??? so now I get to watch two episodes oops lol =)

[OscarFreundWIlliams]

16:19 - SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[KillerwithaHeart]

I DARE SOME ONE TO COUNT THE TOTAL TIMES THEY TAZERED HIM. please..

[plzz1222]

lol ite a nice game

[mrscorcher1]

'theres a man outside, with probably a gun...and i dont really like this game...'

[mrscorcher1]

i love watching ppl scream at this game, it makes me lol

[BattleForKingdom]

@puppylover7788 lool



[Cryer24597]

Please make another!!

[yamimakaiz]

i don't understand what is going on, i have NEVER seen this part or this boss and i completed the entire game, but on pc. is it so much differend on a console? wow, just wow...

[ShadowGladiator1]

plz make more

[Phenom69ll]

WOW This is so different in the pc?!

[yehoon13]

@hellafaded HEY! SHUT UP!

[Coldplay1398]

Love the descriptionXD

[timmysun1234]

ethan thomas is my name

[Nalutoa]

yay lets play the xbox

[MisterAnimann]

Was that the lunch lady?...

[MegaFunnymonkey123]

@hellafaded fuck off troll

[pranker121]

9:15... did hannah just sing the victory tune for Seek And Destroy???

[thorsbitch]

@pranker121 How can you not recognize the Final Fantasy victory tune?

[pranker121]

@thorsbitch i said Did HANNAH sing the victory tune for Seek And Destory... if you dont know what Seek And Destroy is search it up its a Tanks game that everybody once loved...

[lztomnea]

@pranker121 Both of the tunes are Final Fantasy. In fact, they're really part of the same theme.

[nerfan1290]

SHOOT THAT FAT ASS BASTARD!!!

[EpicFailGirl]

The player's shadow at 15:25 scared me. :<

[katatafishbrett]

you guys shud do amnesia im having a grat time on it scering the crap out of me

[RachyI3oo]

I think i literally wet my pants at around 20:00 took me about 5 mins to get my breathing back to normal :/

[NorthernDarkBlade]

FAIL!!

[1072809]

Please do a let's play of Penumbra whit Simon and Hannah :D

[sdaerfofsteam2]

@fr0ztb1te "Hannah will u marry me" and "2:38 for orgasm" didn't seem like they helped me but if you say so.

[cryptobub]

i was so tense watching her fight the big guy with the clever i was leaning the way she was running :/

[ruairidh999]

I completed this game in 8 hours and still managed to complete it faster than them I got almost all the xbox hidden achieves as well. But it's still really fun to watch them wet themselves at the scary parts. Cant wait till they see mr tibbits in the locker!

[TheTrans24]

16:20 for a good laugh

[bodo635]

I think the cook was a she.

[pjoszi]

@bodo635 the texan messacrer?

[MrBlackMug]

Hannah....MARRY ME! I'm Irish who's been in Edinburgh for years...so I got a sexy Scottish twang.

[lukemizon1]

They were fighting granny bacon for the dead

[Ginormica1999]

Im beggining to think, its more of Hannah plays,Simon watches and talks, and Jaffa Cakes

[proolsen1]

I love the description lol

[wangyee1998]

anybode noticed the body was gone after the flash before the hobos came out

[azrael300s]

i loled so mutch i almost pissed my pants

[HellsHurricane1]

@MrDanielkf lol i would if i could but i've never had much luck uploading things to the web it hates me or something :P

[bodo635]

Where is their victory sound coming from?

[bodo635]

Raties! Crap Rats :D

[Mikeytheoneyouknow]

Tazzer

[Mikeytheoneyouknow]

She love that gasser

[amnesoify]

20:11 = best part

[bieberhater99]

@amnesoify thats what year it is too! oooooooooooooooooo! spooky!!!!!

[CreeperWithAShotgun]

Sub to us and we'll sub to you! :D

[iKlix014]

I wonder what Lewis is doing when they play this.

[colombiatm]

@iKlix014 eating pussy.

[kaspian011]

llalalaalalallalalalala

you rock

[CoxandClan]

Crab rats :D

[UltimateTeamAce]

SHOCK THEN HIT!!!

[TheToyTalker]

THAT IS SCARY:P.

[tigris9117]

@dutchpimp1212 well she is trying to add a level of intertainment so she isnt left out but her and simon are fucking hilareous together because the both can do the high screems.......

[sporecreatorperson]

Uhh, hi commenters.

It just saved in the video. Tell me please, is there gonna be a "OH SHIT MR. ASTLEY" moment here? As in, an OMGWTFDAIRYQUEENBBQSCARY moment?

[sporecreatorperson]

@sporecreatorperson Oh yes there was.

AND GRANNY BACON- ROUND 2

[Dino502Run]

@LordoftheFros Good point

[WeezerBieropfer]

Strafing rats.

You know they have skills.

[Pawnface]

R.I.P. Users of glasses

[zeejustin6]

OH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR COLLECTION TOOOOOOOOOoooool.

[TheRamgrath]

LOL i can hear a nintendo wii

[rarr678]

make more videos of codemned origins!!!!

[saintable11]

that torturer bit was so intense i was screaming omg

[ryanm100100]

Haha most haunted.. I think I'm the only yogscast viewer who knows what that is.

[Cryer24597]

@ryanm100100 .....um, nope.