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  • Unbelievably creepy commercial!

  • So, Grimace IS autistic?

  • Touch my face..LOL

  • back then big mac combo was only 1.99 now its 6.00 bucks! lmao thanks obama.

  • I miss Hamburglar!!

  • is that a ravens fan all flabby eatin with ronald?

  • this is why america is fat

  • The good and creepy years lol

  • 0:23 - 0:24- sounds like Gollum.

    "My preciouss-ss cheessseburgerssss!"

  • Nothing can kill the grimace

  • I used to have the Hamburgler Touch...but then I took an arrow to the knee...

  • @stubbythegreat Shut up, no one cares.

  • "Touch Grimace"

    Not only does the 'Hamburglar" have a criminal record for burglary, but he must now register as a sex offender as well!

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • I'm on shrooms.

  • at least we know he wont go blind... thumbs up me!

  • Now replace "cheeseburger" with "PINGAS!"

  • and u wonder why we are a fat nation?...there was propaganda for us kids growing up that we instinctively wanted everything we touched to be cheeseburgers!

  • i dident know rick ross used to work 4 ronald mccdonald

  • I'm high as fuck, this is freaky deaky shit.

  • I remember the old Hamburglar, why did they make a new retarded Hamburglar?

  • TOUCH MY FACE

  • Don't touch Grimace!!!!!

  • well this is messed up

  • WTF... i guess this is what stress and pot does 2 u

  • AHHHHHH

  • i think i have a boner, no wait, my dick ran off.

  • I wasnt planning on sleeping tonight anyways...

  • Better be careful wiping his ass, he might turn his shit into McDonalds hamburgers.....Hey..so thats what happened.

  • And then they have commercials telling us not to do drugs. Okay.

  • And I'm sure the Hamburgler is now on his 4th open heart cleaning.

  • I see an entire tray of felonies there, about 30 counts of petty theft.

  • those puppet things remind of that show lazy town lol 

  • I like the earlier Hamburgler with the pointy nose.

  • Don't touch Grimace. That's my job.

  • :herpderp:

  • the Hamburgler sounds like Cow from Cow and Chicken XD

  • Ok I'll bite. How old is the clown? XD

  • Grimace looks like Barney's testicle.

  • This is from 1985.

  • I like to snort heroin off the crack of Ronald McDonald's ass.

  • what if he masturbates? would it turn into a french fry?

  • Dont leave Ronald with the kids alone!

  • Hamburgler was tripping on lsd lol

  • Terrifying

  • I just died inside ...

  • cool jelbel300

  • what the hell is Grimace anyways?

  • @boohbah666 barneys younger brother.

  • don't touch grimace kids... or he'll touch YOU! :O

  • Ronald touches everybody's meat... er I mean burger

  • @Zac6230 inline joke i get it

  • This was state of the art special effects back then..

  • the hamburgler sounds like cow from cow and chicken LOL

  • yeah,this commercial isn't creepy at ALL -_- (sarcasm)

  • Grimace, the original derp.

  • You just cant beat grimace.

  • Thats what happends when you consume DRUGS!

  • i wanna cheeseburger

  • this...is....very......CREEPY.­....

  • Nothing can kill the Grimace

  • My god years later i see how wierd these characters were.

  • Hamburglar, the less cute ancestor to HappyCat and all Lolcats

  • TOUCH MY FACE!

  • Ronald Mcdonald brutally sodomizes me in my dreams.

  • @ScottishCaledonian and I bet you wake up with a smile on your face =D

  • @ScottishCaledonian nobody wants to know your sick fantasies...sicko.

  • @ScottishCaledonian Actually, its not Ronald, and Actually you're not dreaming...

  • @ScottishCaledonian most disturbing comment on youtube...keep it up!

  • dont touch grimice cuz hes horny

  • his dick just got moldy...cuz he tried to jerk off

  • eventually he touched his balls

  • I wonder what would happen if The Hamburglar touched a hamburger...

  • I think the purple guy ate way too much cheeseburgers..

  • Nothing can kill the Grimace.

  • "Don't touch grimace!" - I think I peed a little from laughing.

  • Grimace is literally glassy-eyed.

  • He wants to touch grimaces cheeseburgers! xD

  • 0:17 Rabble McCheezbergur?

  • 0:18 -seez?

  • > He's PERVERTED Wants to TOUCH Grimace!!

    Hamburglar does.^

  • Sc-scary O_O

  • yes he dose look crazy and scary and grmace is a grape milk shake in case anyone was wondering

  • I eated my laptop when i touched it

  • ahhh, the good old days of mcdonalds!

  • LOL

  • and people say that the first ronald mcdonald looks scary...

  • Do people REALLY eat that many burgers in one sitting? that's about 10,000 calories!!!

  • @LarryBundyJr Epic Meal Time does. Plus extra bacon. Plus Jack Danials.

  • Grimace is probably a rapist.

  • You know, commercials were a lot pretty back in the 80s! Now they all look like crap!

  • I...remember this commercial!

  • this kinda makes me sick :(

  • Was Grimace a tranny?

  • me too i was born 1976 so i grew up watch theese kind of ad by the grimace is a grape milk but u can look up to be sure .

  • I actually remember this.

  • He does.. Lol

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  • soo.... either his girlfriend is a cheeseburger, or he's never gotten laid.... on second thought, eitherway he's never gotten laid!

  • @MultipleS2002

    Yeah, that's it. He's never gotten laid. You win or something.

  • press 6 ronold looks like a stripper

  • Grimace looks like hes high. Lol

  • Grimmace looks like he got fucked up

  • @castlewhore2007

    Yeah, Grimace is a pothead and has the munchies or something.

  • Hahahaha my son favors Grimace

  • THIS IS FUCKING STOOPID YOU CANT TURN THINGS INTO CHEESBURGERS BY TOUCHING IT.... THIS CANT BE REAL !!!!

  • GO GRIMACE!

  • Charlie Adler for the win.

  • Ronald McDonald Looks Like a Fatass And A Rapist

  • AND 27 YEARS IN THERAPY SESSIONS LATER....

  • Holy crap, these commercials scare me...

  • Mommy Remembers Seeing This Commercial On WTTV-TV During Popeye And Jamie

  • Charlie Adler has the most distinct voice I've ever heard.

  • PRESS 6 TO SEE GRIMACE GIVE RONALD A SPANKING!

  • Obesity kills! 

  • Don't touch Grimace!

  • Why does Hamburglar sound like Guilmon?

  • What a witty double entendre from Ronald at the end. /s

  • since grimace is purple he should be the mascot for the saints row drink called saints flow

  • I was 4 when this came out.

    Don't remember it though, was too busy watching domestic violence! XD

  • this was the beggining of lolcats...

  • I liked the other hamblerger better

  • woahhhhhhh dude HOLY SHITT

  • ahhahahahahah gold! thanks, you just made my day XD

  • Funny thing Ronald have relations with thief

  • TOUCH MY FACE!!!

  • 0:23 XD

  • Don't touch grimace! XD

  • what if he starts to beat off

  • @XitzpatX Then he'd hit on all the woman by saying "Wanna taste my cheeseburger"?

  • Hamburglar sounds like a girl

  • Im scared.....

  • lmao press 6. grimace arm flail

    

  • continuously press 6 for kinky grimace on ronald action (involves slapping)

  • Press 2 to hear the Hamburgler as he touched himself! :O

  • Hamburgler was dropped from the adverts after a series of children were turned into cheeseburgers..

  • press 6 for grimace smacking ronalds ass

  • The hamburglar now has diabetes.

  • Hey has everyone heard that Ronald MCDonald and the gang are returning to mcdonaldland commercials this month. They are allready shown them on cartoon network and disney xd.

  • In the late 70's they came out with toy figure versions of the characters. I had Ronald and Grimace.

  • "I touched myself!! OooOo~~" wow lol

  • McDonald's, from back in a time when they actually were capable of making a good commercial.

  • Press 2 repeatedly to hear Ronald become a DJ and see an intimate scene between Ronald and Grimace

  • i remember these. the purple guy:)

  • y didnt they make a tv show based on these commercials?

  • @stitch1993 they did

  • @monkeyman121498 no i mean directly based on the commercials not the cartoon

  • @stitch1993 oh

  • Don't worry kids, nothing can kill the Grimace.

  • Holy shit! I remember this one now.

  • The hamburgler is probably dead as he developed heart desease from burger glutony.

  • @ilovecupcakes69 haha that'll make the kids at home happy

  • @ilovecupcakes69 haha thatll make the kids at home happy

  • grimace looks like purple fungus

  • I lol'd at the fact that the Hamburglar is voiced by Charlie Adler.

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  • grimace seriously tripped balls

  • so what happens when he touches an already made cheeseburger?

  • @karnella Why it turns into a double cheeseburger ofcourse!... and a triple... and then a quadruple....

  • talk about your pedophiles no wonder that cropsey thing was true andre rand must've been watching too many mcdonalds commercials and went to touch children and see if they turned into hamburgers!

  • this is what the world has come to

  • love to watch commercials from my year of birth....., in this time the world was shining and OK :=)

  • DONT TOUCH GRIMICE!

  • Grimace is a germaphobe!

  • Grimace i a germaphobe!

  • "TOUCH MY FACE...!"

  • McDonalds is yummy like Vocaloid is Cool (When don't eat all the day) i can even cast them:

    Miku - Ronald McDonald

    Kaito - Grimace

    Normal Pitched Lucoshi (Me on Vocaloid) - Hamburglar (Our love by burgers)

    Neru (Looking like Tetra from Legend of Zelda) - Capitan Crook

    The Kagamines (and thier Chibi versons) - Fry Kids

  • @mombijombo W..Wha.... Whattt?

  • Seems like they used to bake the burgers with lsd back then.

  • yeahh what ever happened 2 all the characters anyway??

  • Is that Charlie Adler doing the voice for Hamburglar?

  • i love cheese burgers

  • hamburgers growing in the garden, soo random

  • So the MAD TV guy used to be the hamburglar?

  • I wish everything i touched would turn into a quarterpounder ;)

  • WHO THE HELL IS SICK ENOUF TO EAT ALL THOSE BURGERS AT 0:27!!!

    HOW MANY ARE THOSE! 12????

  • Why does Hamburgler sound like a sick chipmunk?

  • all those guys are dead by now from artery clogged heart attacks eh?

  • I remember the Hamburgler muttering "robble robble robble" or something, in a low gravelly voice.

  • "TOUCH MY FACE!"