Oh I get it now ! The commercial implies that Steven is so damn tough that he basically spices up his food with dynamite. Hey...that sounds like a Chuck Norris joke: Chuck is so tough he spices his food up with TNT.
He got choked out by an 80yr old gene labelle AND hid in the bathroom from jcvd for two hrs...a tough guy action star? More like a 400lb gaseaous cheeseburger killer....what a buffoon!
If Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal were in a fight, they would punch each other at the same time. The force of the impact would rip the fabric of time, causing the universe to be sucked into a black hole.
Shitting your pants when Gene LeBell chokes you, running away from the ballerina VanDamme, getting so fat that you can't run anymore, maiming a harmless stuntman here and there to feel better about yourself,... If those things count as 'tough' than I'm a total wimp and proud about it.
That sausage looks terrible, its the colour of...of...well, its not proper sausage colour, whatever. And what is that bridge in the background I dont even...
Oh I get it now ! The commercial implies that Steven is so damn tough that he basically spices up his food with dynamite. Hey...that sounds like a Chuck Norris joke: Chuck is so tough he spices his food up with TNT.
Fantezism 1 month ago
is he made in plastic? wow
radzio40k 2 months ago
co to kurwa ma być.
pjerdolsie 2 months ago
Hes turned into a doll. He is a Fking plastic addict
Jsten16 2 months ago
hey hey, no hatin' the Gal of Seas! He's getting ready for his new sumo career. Cheer him on, folks!!
tokyocraze 2 months ago
@tokyocraze
Are you for real?
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He got choked out by an 80yr old gene labelle AND hid in the bathroom from jcvd for two hrs...a tough guy action star? More like a 400lb gaseaous cheeseburger killer....what a buffoon!
gws35 3 months ago
If Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal were in a fight, they would punch each other at the same time. The force of the impact would rip the fabric of time, causing the universe to be sucked into a black hole.
Chuck and Steven survived.
Bluntbowz 3 months ago 3
Shitting your pants when Gene LeBell chokes you, running away from the ballerina VanDamme, getting so fat that you can't run anymore, maiming a harmless stuntman here and there to feel better about yourself,... If those things count as 'tough' than I'm a total wimp and proud about it.
malaspuzvicalnakrpa 3 months ago 2
@malaspuzvicalnakrpa I'll double that :D
XW0RKS 3 months ago
do you think if we eat too barbecues we will become like him?
willix2 4 months ago
Norris vs Segal = all hell breake loose!!!
mjmichu 4 months ago
Is Seagal's head getting smaller or ... .
LloydChristmas777 5 months ago
Is Seagal's head getting smaller or ... .
LloydChristmas777 5 months ago
Seagal, I admire you, but please, lose the weight!!!
kalimaganeshshivan 5 months ago
i would shove that saussage up those girls vaginas
ijcn0jir3nvjn3fjcifn 6 months ago
Does segal just advertise beverages now? Just seen the mountain dew ad he did, and now this? Times are hard
martinpotts 10 months ago
He's not a tough guy anymore but this is still very funny
WatchMyAwesomeVideo2 10 months ago
Has anyone noticed the bridge is over grass, like its just sitting there. not over water.
Blazeofdoom 10 months ago
Too funny
parkourbabi 1 year ago
That sausage looks terrible, its the colour of...of...well, its not proper sausage colour, whatever. And what is that bridge in the background I dont even...
*Sigh* oh Steven, look what happened to you...
p1t1o 1 year ago
"Tough guys" don't do aikido. And can run a block without having a heart attack.
glorbax 1 year ago
His face looks plastic - or is it?
muppetsforever 1 year ago
Steven's had too many sausages, and beer by the looks of it.
DaveScott69 1 year ago
Darn, he's almost as tough as Segata Sanshiro!
BSzili 1 year ago
dig it
allen2096 1 year ago
it is the fat ass himself.. man he is an idiot..
kanehubner86 1 year ago
OMG he looks bloody terrible.
cmondevils 1 year ago
the girl in the back has no god dam clue what the fuck shes doing
vaseidiot 1 year ago 40
@vaseidiot shes blonde
ang9300 5 months ago
@vaseidiot She should stay in the kitchen.
GheoHawk 4 months ago
@GheoHawk Better not. I don't think she'd know what to do. Besides, who needs a kitchen when the BBQ grill is going?
hardcharging 4 months ago
This is 100% the real Siegel. I know this to be fact.
pogosrule 1 year ago
lol. i watched this on tv )
ThomasDemko 1 year ago
haha that was EPIC
Aztexwarrior 1 year ago 2
Seagal actually is a tough guy - you can tell by the way he throws his sausage around.
TakedownFights 1 year ago 57
Cool
BklynBryan 1 year ago
I thought so too! lol What's with the orange face?
Astyr201 1 year ago
Sooo.. General concensus is that this is the real Seagal? My man reakon's it's not?
Astyr201 1 year ago
@Astyr201 of course its him
pyro80 1 year ago
Seagal got big... and I mean BIG! No wait, BIIIIIIIG!
Looshkin1 1 year ago
Nice helmet. Hang on, is that hair?
captainsharkey 1 year ago
@captainsharkey r u talking wrong about seagal
98Lubo 1 year ago
I AM a tough guy.
MrMarvincible 1 year ago
Is this New?
GamerX7800X 1 year ago