Sometimes The Best Team for the Job Is The Worst Idea Ever

[genkidesukaxoxo]

dammit cracked, you sure know how to make people feel all warm and rapey inside...

[wblstudios]

Rapestronauts?

I'm so glad I decided to unsubsubscribe from College Humor and start following you guys.

[spheremulticorp]

@inuthead nah its t-bone mane, lol

[YoungBrave2006]

And between all of them, they still couldn't couldn't fix the dent on that car.

[ApcoHucT]

Oh, and maybe a new Does Not Compute.

Jus' sayin'...

[ApcoHucT]

We need a new rap against rape.

Rap hasn't been raped for a while.

[Thorfan85]

More After Hours!!

[SonsOfBoredom]

after hours ! please ! its ur best show !

[quoabell]

mcgruberrrrr

[MrStrikeCounter]

The chick is at 2:25 just to save your time

[GreenGearMood]

@MrStrikeCounter Hey, dumbass? The rest of the video is hilarious.

[GreenGearMood]

Hey Cracked, could you upload vidyas with official captions? I have a mostly deaf friend I'd like to show these things to. As you might be aware, transcribe audio is... hilariously awful.

[josephbilling]

@veggiemuncher86 Exactly! Keeps them busy, too

[0BatGirl0]

Meh not Cracked's best, but it was shot well.

[GreenGearMood]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[DJpopel]

Rape ISNT funny.

(unless you rape a clown)

[jamasianman]

Great production values, but the writing could have been better. You can tell the actors are doing their best with the material they were given.

[qwertybrain]

Apparently, rape CAN be funny!

[josephbilling]

The title doesn't make sense to me, otherwise I liked it

[veggiemuncher86]

@josephbilling i agree, i mean it worked right? it wasn't the worst idea......

[suntoyfull64]

That was the most funny ass thing i have seen. Puts SNL to shame. Who was the creative behind this? I want to hire them

[nickmundy64]

@suntoyfull64 Team Tiger Awesome

[semisanity]

Oh, and sir? We'll be needing liquid soap.

[Kryptonite520]

Anyone else notice the U.S general's accent gradually becoming more British?

[DrRockstarSpade]

Ok cut the crap Cracked.

When are you going to put out a DOB/Soren/Swaim porno

[SilverSinspawn]

I used to know a rapist. Then I took an arrow to the knee

[inuthead]

@cracked

I was viewing it from my phone on shitty quality. So I couldn't realize it first. But I knew it when I saw that infamous headshot every columnist seems to be publishing in their articles these days.

[PcCAvioN]

Eh.

[normandale1987]

I think Ben Affleck's character in Armageddon was a rapist.

[GeorgesVI]

not funny, cracked realll suck at videos

[roadjam]

What's with the accent on the general?

[futurestoryteller]

"I'm not telling the president anything about this - so just GO! Go take your little team of he-she rapesternauts and go save the planet - and don't ever talk to me AGAIN!"

Awesome line.

[SalientK]

Who is the actor who plays Ricky? He's pretty damn good, I could see him in feature length films. Hope he goes far in the business. :)

[magicaIpineapple]

good thumbnail choice

[violenceandpoetry]

SO good until the last ten seconds or so...

[taheri6]

Gotta say, this one was a miss. Had a couple funny moments but otherwise just beat a dead horse.

[Alekkkkkkkkk]

The general must be related to Swaim... mayhap.. his dad or uncle?

[inuthead]

The second guy is Soren, right?

[Cracked]

@inuthead

Correct!

[anonymsomsjutton]

5th!

[infans123]

rapstrenauts. heh.

[ideitbawx]

strange. Hilarious. Nailed it on the head. Rape. All good things in a great parody.

Who else has noticed a lot of rape jokes on the internet lately?

[Cracked]

@ideitbawx

The internet is pretty edgy like that.

[lordlaurelinad]

Is Vicente Rodriguez Michael Swaim? D:

[crunchdoggie]

@lordlaurelinad no