Jake and Amir: Sick Day

[jopagraznaia]

I hate when new top comments are talking about reply comments and now I have to find the replay comments and the comments before the reply comments FUCK

[jdown79]

@jopagraznaia i hate it when you aim to get the top comment, yet you have a typo. smooth.

[Ayden123able]

Who else saw jake in the background?

[megamega48]

this is in the hardly working playlist why?

[ohmygoditsyomamma]

Can anybody read lips and tell me what he says? lol

[BBrawler101]

Now this is a good one. One where Amir isn't so annoying.

[kickitsmooth]

I hate it when the top comments are trying to exploit top comments.

[YesItsBri]

@naruto1101 there two computers watch the beginning smarty.

[naruto1101nose]

Notice where the computer is on the right,slightly tilted toward the camera, now follow their eyes.

[Freshprincess2165]

Yeahh

[KingKyle272]

Did anyone else hear Jake in the background?

[dude65758]

Listen to Amir piss at 1:10

[noahRKO]

Sam And amir best combination.

[Gamergirlsulaiman]

@GetSumNutz I see what you did there. Science joke. :3

[xxYouKnowYouWantItxx]

@GetSumNutz hahahahahahahahahahaha:) I got that(:

[Morrowind09]

@GetSumNutz Fallout 3.. Is that where you got it from..?

[Norocmorth]

@GetSumNutz Two atoms were walking in the park one said "I think i just lost an ion!" the other replied "are you sure?" to which the other replied "positive!"

[AngusTheWolf]

@Norocmorth an electron tries to flirt with an atomic nucleus. the nucleus turns to the electron and says "im sorry, but your too negative"

[011235813YEAH]

@GetSumNutz That was totally from Fallout 3.

[Manbeast465]

@GetSumNutz Fallout 3

[TheNiceGuyzTV]

@GetSumNutz omg, I was just looking at cheesy nerd jokes o.o

[fbiseyal]

@GetSumNutz Hi mr. Morrow

[FreshprinceObelair]

@GetSumNutz I knew alot of chemistry jokes, but they argon.

[familyguy1231]

@FreshprinceObelair That was very bad, did you have a periodic lapse, or are you just not in your element today?

[FreshprinceObelair]

@familyguy1231 sodium hypobromite (NaBrO)

[awesam22]

@GetSumNutz Way to rip off Wadsworth brodad.

[XLUpLoaderXL]

damn it i hate it when two top comments are replies

[synthetic115]

@XLUpLoaderXL well...theyre not now..

[hotgirlsarehot]

Let me finish!!

LOL

[skillmyster666]

don't you hate it when you take a good shower and your balls still stink

[Awesomeman37]

@skillmyster666 Yes.

[biscuitworld9]

What the freckles?

[brandigerman]

don't you hate it when the top rated comment is a comment complaining about how the other top rated comment is a reply?

[hejmine]

I hate getting throught the looking glass dinasour hand when i just spend so much time getting thrugh the looking glass. i dont see why both is needed on computers!

[MrHippyhead]

holy shit, for the first time the top comment is a reply to the other top comment... and there both the top comments

[donvadon]

why the fuck they dont put these episodes to the playlist?!

[ajlee20999]

@donvadon because thats logical

[MrFear2252]

DONT YOU HATE TROLLS?

[imimmenceandurnot]

i hate it when the top comments are both about a previous top comment thats a reply!

If this becomes a fucking top comment i will be severely pissed

[killroy74]

@imimmenceandurnot fuck off troll.

[imimmenceandurnot]

@killroy74 in what way was i being a troll?

[killroy74]

@imimmenceandurnot #facepalm

[imimmenceandurnot]

@killroy74 facepalm to you to

[destroya90081]

cockfuckboobieball popsicle

[topper253]

@destroya90081 fag

[destroya90081]

@topper253 fuck u.

[TheSecondFunction]

Whats a !#@#@@!!

That's no where in this chat.

[Kurimunsen]

What the freckles? 

[Lunarmoon67]

i saw cockfuckbrokeballpop popsicle

[noose357]

haha I read cockfuckbrokeballbitch popsicle

[27RandomMaxx]

who lies to their friend that they are sick but then put that they are going to  a job interview on facebook?

[Browerchick]

"Oh my gorsh..." Amir, I love you!

[carlsm95]

@Usernameyouwillneverfind

This reply to a non-existent comment will become the top rated comment and people will try to find this username which doesn't actually exist

[starkiller1289]

How do people stay in a pose and fall backwords?

[xxGl3ekxx]

Of coarse Amir fell over when he found out Jake was getting a job interview (obviously to leave him)

[eminemisthedopest]

oh sheesh yall tis a nightmare for amir

[ThePonderousmix]

@TheBestDuctTapeStuf win get.

[FeebyYoyo]

At first I thought the title was "Dicks Say"

[theytookmyjob95]

@FeebyYoyo im sorry for your dyslexia

[dubstepdisco]

Im tired of seeing ICE CUBE.

[UconnHuskies1529]

i wonder when sam started liking amir?

[MrBloodFight]

I Fucking hate when the top rated comment is a reply so i go check all comments, finding it going ehh i thought it was better than realizing that i missed the whole clip....

[TwoCarrotProductions]

What the freckle, son-of-a-beach has been talking chuck about me behind my back!

[fashizzle914]

what the freckle

[HelloCupcake411]

Amir: JAKE MARRY ME!

Jake: Amir, I care about u and all, but I'm not gay.

Amir: Who said u were gay?

Jake: *facepalm*

Amir: I'll take that as a yes!

Jake: Just- Seriously, Amir..

Amir: McDonalds or Wendys for our wedding? I was thinking McDonalds bcuz...

Jake: *Smacks Amir and storms off*

Amir: Great. Now I'll have to cancel our honeymoon to water world! That would become a great Jake and Amir

[hxcpwnage999]

@HelloCupcake411 Jake or Amir would never say any of that... that was terrible

[vanillabear202]

no more keith stone commercials...

[XYApocalypseYX]

Jake gained some wieght.

[thatgirlwhorocks]

from scratch yall!

[browneyes13xx]

"whats a *beep beep beeeep*?"

"thats no where in this chat"

[96coolio]

is amir pissing at the end

[Boblius26]

has anyone noticed that there is no 1:23 and it is like that in a lot of thier videos

[summer0rawks0]

@Boblius26 have you noticed that every youtube video under a cerain time is like that.

[AmuseMe543]

This Sam is so different from the Sam depicted in later episodes...

[personmanguykid]

I saw Jake in the intro...

[saammienearh]

Is it rong that this gave me a boner

[wolffang989]

@saammienearh no its not rong it gave you a boner however, it would be wrong if it gave you a boner.

[AAmotocrossAA]

Uh did anyone else see Jake at like :52 to :57 and around 1:09

[beardedlantern]

how did they do the ending?

[happybea]

ok by now i'm pretty sure amir has a crush on jake or something

[ivanel3men2]

i...cant... stop... watching... jake and amir. i might have to go to jake and amiraholics anonymous... sounds kinda gay now that i read it

[aBDKstan]

@ivanel3men2 It was gay

[MaggotZ3R0]

ive missed the HUH!

[redvinesification]

Oh my Gorsh, we are through the looking-glass.

[thenotice]

computer mice are overrated

[camdreese]

Mpk1414, i get you. I see. Respect.

[822CMooreful]

When they bleeped out the words, i didn't even bother to read his lips because I knew someone else would've figured it out

[mpk1414]

y is amir such a fag?

[JonnyGrahamBeggs]

@mpk1414 why are you such a fag?

[mpk1414]

@JonnyGrahamBeggs why are you brown?

[JonnyGrahamBeggs]

@mpk1414 Why do you not have a life? Because all you seem to do is write the same comment on every Jake and amir video.

[mpk1414]

@JonnyGrahamBeggs its this thing called i have no tv and i like fucking with people, whats this with people saying i have no life? man, people these days

[Darcopz]

@mpk1414

AMIR: why are you such a fag

[mpk1414]

@Darcopz im not

[Allan828100]

@TheBestDuctTapeStuf thats Ace man

[Dudeonline123]

@TheBestDuctTapeStuf decent lip reading bro, im half deaf, you?

[Rapoder1]

@microkorger I notice it too, amazing

[C0GSniper]

Oh my goarsh we are through the looking glass.

[deadshotxxx]

LET ME FINISH!!

[microkorger]

Every time I watch this (and I've watched it 10 times already fo sho) it bugs me how did Amir make that fall in the end. Incredible. And no one in the comment section seems to notice.

[Henryh93]

They should make SAM AND AMIR, would be so good lol

[soaponarope100]

don't you hate it when the top rated comment is a reply

[MegaLazertag]

@soaponarope100 and then you can never fucking find what the reply is too????

[DickHead69able]

@MegaLazertag *to

[scapegoat999]

@MegaLazertag

Fuck!

[james0908]

@MegaLazertag in a few months ppl wiill see ur comment and it'll be very ironic and funny.

[jykell117]

@MegaLazertag

Yet yours is right next to his. thank you.

[TehBeasted]

@MegaLazertag Ha. The Irony.

[xCraftyTVx]

@MegaLazertag And the search for soaponarope100 begins!

[foodstampsandmagnets]

@soaponarope100 no

[SuperUnavailableName]

@soaponarope100 not really i just open the view all comments list (ctrl+f) then type the name of the person replying. hope this helped!

[luisr931]

@SuperUnavailableName THANKS for the tip!!!! :D it really helped

[abcdougable]

@soaponarope100 yeah same it's well annoying

[fergiefart2]

@soaponarope100 See all comments, Ctrl + F, enter username. Done.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

@soaponarope100 yeah it sucks

[RealMusicLyricVids]

@soaponarope100 dont you just hate it when the top rated comment is something everyone else has already said

[Gabegboyd123]

@soaponarope100 dont you a hate it when the top comment is complaining about the top comment being a reply?

[soaponarope100]

@Gabegboyd123 obviously not....I put the comment, didn't u read?

[AHSlongboarder]

@soaponarope100 yeah, i hate that..

[dambjuuser]

@soaponarope100 me 2

[tandoorifury]

@soaponarope100 Yes

[lastofmykind8]

@soaponarope100 no i secretly love it.

[salrubz]

@soaponarope100 like this?

[RonnyWho]

@soaponarope100 Don't you hate it when people write that comment you just wrote because they are attention seeking FUCK HEADS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK

[gottahurttolearn]

@RonnyWho -clears throat- u mad bro?

[soaponarope100]

@RonnyWho mmmmmm.....shut the fuck up

[RonnyWho]

@soaponarope100 I am not talking. Therefore your comment is in valid. You're a fucking retard.

[iodineclip]

this one got part 2???? oh come on!!! I Need Sleep

[JAMxSkalla16]

does that guy even work at ch anymore?

[pancakes4dinner1]

@JAMxSkalla16 i hope he does he was so funny!

[DenimSaxPlaya]

OMG this episode is riddled with glorious phrases fro Amir

[meestachao400]

@TheBestDuctTapeStuf "oh my gorsh, WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!!!!!"

[meestachao400]

@TheBestDuctTapeStuf lol

[guineapiggyman]

a fuck boner bastard popsicle? look at his mouth

[summerxoxolove1]

OH MY GORSH WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS-LEMME FINISH!-DINOSAUR HAND. XD

[l2u2i2s1]

YugO

[Kommando786]

we are through the looking glass dinosaur, hand. XD

[MazzazzK]

All this in one take, bravo! :D

[thebananaboy53]

press F15...thumbs up if u looked

[cdskilla]

@dellp456 same shit happ to me mutiple times

[asianwanabe1]

Doesn't Amir know Jakes facebook password.

[DaniSeku91]

oh my gorsh we are through the looking glass

[dellp456]

I remember I was telling myself I'd go to sleep at 12AM today because of school. It's 5:40AM now. How'd that happen?

[MrMasterMan007]

@MichaelELennon look we shouldnt be using Jakes computer in the first place i feel bad.....he left his facebook open too?

[BonreoCat]

Thats nowhere in this chat.

I guess i was just curious.

[Dryftburn]

We are through the looking glass dinosaur hand

[tarantinofreak92]

@Dryftburn so...

[bibtallica]

press 5.

[ZanaThirteen]

Lol i lipread cockfuckwomanballpop popsicle.

[Aman066]

@ZanaThirteen Awesome.

[shaylahill455]

Through the looking glass dinosaur hand

[dvo456]

awwwwwwwwwww amir's crushed hahahahaha i would have left too

[TheAboutLastNight]

are amir's classes prescribed, because he squints whilst wearing them alot...

[mtadros86]

Love Amir's commitment to the fall

[mosleyman1996]

i was just curious

[metalwaffle94]

oh my gorsh we are through the looking glass people

[MightyMcGlynn]

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[bokee21]

THUMBS UP FOR NO REASON!

[metalwaffle94]

@bokee21 fail

[omnicronvegas]

its we're not where, isn't it??

[japlandtv]

AMIR:OH MY GORSH, WHERE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS P-

SAM:YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!

AMIR:LET ME FINISH!!!, WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS DINOSAUR HAND SO.

SAM:SMOOTH

AMIR:DIFFERENT FRAISE RIGHT?

(llloooolllllzed my ace off!!!

[japlandtv]

WHATS A BBEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPP POPSICLE

[japlandtv]

WHAT THE FRECKELS SON OF A BEECH HAS BIN' TALKIN CHUCK BEHIND MY BACK :D

[radicalpigon]

1:09 HE GOTS NOODLES!?

[Pineclown]

Amir has one of the highest positions in ColegeHumor, and quite a bit higher than Jake. Just so you know ;)

[TheMLC1998AZ]

If you're going to say "oh my gorsh, we are through the looking glass" twice, just say it once. If you're going to say "oh my gorsh, we are through the looking glass" twice, just say it once.

[RickSpence2]

"Son of a freckles!!"

[lyssaftw]

What the freckle, that son of a beach

LMFAO

[sabdow]

Man these guys are great! They make comedy clips how they SHOULD be. Short-timed, well rehearsed, well executed, and throw in the occasional boobies.

[megalodan1]

woah if you look at amir's nose really carefully, it looks like it's not part of his face!

[megalodan1]

if you look at amir's face the entire video, it makes this even funnier! LOL XD

[11shahzaib]

this shows the love amir has for jake

[daotheking]

Everybody type in "gift" before youtube then press enter