My cat can eat a whole watermelon

[jonjonjonmw3]

Goddammit, youtube.

[PDFStudios]

i dont get it....

[EchoSerene16]

@PDFStudios Uhm...Is that John Lennon,pulling a Lady GaGa, wearing those magnetic shoes? And tf?!O.o

[IDHITITwithatrain]

@PDFStudios watch the movie

[RainbowCupcake113]

FTW was that??

[tallyhoman911]

@MsNoine LOL WTF

[lametterey]

This came out the same time as Crispin's album. I remember calling the 800 number and leaving him a message.

[tallulahthecat]

wtf!!

[pulpculchure]

everyone here should be in a club together called "MY FRIENDS"!!

[whatsstrength]

it's a shame. crispin glover could have been so much more with his resume including back to the future....

[IDHITITwithatrain]

@whatsstrength you just cant appreciate what hes become because hes not like Leo D or Johnny Depp right

[lilahlamb]

"Toonces, watch out!"

[voxlashi]

OK, so... WTF?

[blackkat77]

crispin glover wow... makes me want to watch clowny clown lmao

[knux185]

What is this, I don't even...

[Meiscochan]

1:04 epic cat face is epic

[timesniffer]

whats this from?

[getgln]

@timesniffer Rubin and Ed is an American independent comedy-buddy film written and directed by Trent Harris and released in 1991. It is about an eccentric, unsociable young man who is forced by his mother to make some friends before she'll return his stereo to him. He is joined on a trip through a desert by a pyramid-scheme salesman, to assist in finding a location to bury a frozen cat. -Wikipedia

[wickedfeylady]

I love this movie! Rubin is sooo cute and this part's just too funny

[Palo10]

JUNKIE

[ENINNALP]

I'm strong, you wanna arm wrestle me?

I CAN KICK!

[Jupitroid]

I was at the world premiere of this movie. The audience loved it. It was great fun!

[kakadoodoo3000]

oh, lucky you!

[kakadoodoo3000]

i love this! :) his cat actuall looks like my recently deceased cat. nice way to remember her.

[KozmikPariah]

Crispin Glover should be Deadpool in the film

[Rshimy]

that cat puppet looks fucking hilarious

[kakadoodoo3000]

i know, i love it. :) actually does look like my late cat, though.

[ritter89]

Ironically, Glover is a health freak who's into macrobiotics and against drugs. He doesn't even smoke cigarettes. He was in a gifted program as a child. The comments about acid and drugs being the motivation for this scene/movie are wrong....Glover's been doing shit like this since he was a kid. He wrote three books with titles like 'Rat Catching', produced several films, one starring primarily people who Down's syndrome, and cut an album that had his personal phone # listed on the sleeve...

[vexorism]

But you know, Acid aren't considered a harmful drug among intelligent and reasonable people, which I'm sure Crispin Glover is. :)

[TheAlienFan]

What the hell?.....................

[genrenato]

ERRR.

What did I just watch? LOL FTW!

[RADemoPANcaKes]

i second that.

[ryuslayer]

That guy reminds me of a friend of his.

[kakadoodoo3000]

yes, me too. hehe :)

[slicedintwo]

what did i just watch.......

[Ievolovel]

Saw this on the first 3 consolidated movies.. i lol'd hard.

[bassage13]

Ha! I remember this from the Consolidated skate video too, back in '95 or '96.

[chrisnm203]

Me too. That's why I looked it up. I always wondered what movie that scene was from.

[slicedintwo]

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[youfreako]

this guy should be making films with David Lynch

[oringetoe]

he was in wild at heart, apparently even david lynch thinks he's weird, sounds like the kot calling the pettle smack to my.

[executioneer]

@youfreako um he did? wild at heart?

[meinLiebsterFeind]

@youfreako

thumbs down, if you were a fan of either, you'd know that they did.

[MagnumStellarz]

early 90's + crispin = win

this whole movie is fucking awesome

[Rathause]

uhh...

[zingersh]

...what the fuck

[hometon1]

i don't understand this video, not saying it's not funny to some people but i don't get it.

[naffychav]

crispen glover's a king. a king. a kiiiiiiing

[cha0scl0ud]

whatever these guys were on... I want some...

[Cano2319]

most likely lsd I would say lol

[thebrandastic]

I have been talking about this video for about ten years lol. My friends brought it to school and for some reason this and the "poohcano" sketch are the only things I can remember! haha AWESOME

[hobbit151]

Now this is so funny..I can tell Crispin Glover trips on psychedelics just by this dream

[alicecooper91]

well that was pretty fucking weird.

[karlahund]

This is pretty close to the weirdest thing i have ever seen ..

[secolgoelbondi]

wtf ?

[Trucido123]

WTF...

[MuskateerGripWeed]

this guy might be the next president of the U.S of A,

[Anyutka88]

you know this is even more trippin' if you play Fryderyk Chopin: Scherzo in b-flat minor, Opera 31 in the background

[BlazinBobs]

WTF?!? This whole video is based off a drug addict's hallucinations! lol

[kuroiei]

Why... what... so confused... who am I??

[GhostlyPapaya]

What

the

hell

[Selinja]

WTF? XD

[urquizac]

haha.. i wonder if thats where jack off jill got it from

[welldunneav]

This clip makes me laugh too hard.

The shoes! XD

[ARFCguy]

What the fuck are you talking about? That is obviously a made-up story, but you should think stuff out before putting it on Youtube. She says, "My cat can east a whole watermelon", and her brother says you must be packing heat in your pants? Are you retarded or something? I hate people.

[MuskateerGripWeed]

Those who do not understand call things retarded or stupid.

Those who do understand just laugh and move on with life.

[ARFCguy]

And morons make a pathetic attempt to be deep.

[niklebottom]

very true man

[LookImDruunk]

And douche bags point out morons pathetic attempts to be deep.

[sn0tnosedkid]

imdrunk2

[ARFCguy]

And intelligent people call them "douchebags".

[vayacondia]

Isn't Crispin crazy enough without making movies like this?

[turtlexgirL10]

this was prob the weirdest thing that i have ever seen in my entire life. what was the point of making it?????

[027Mando]

so you could see the weirdest thing ever in your entire life

[MuskateerGripWeed]

The point is so you can see how drugs affect the mind and how LSD makes you think and see things on a whole new level.

How do you think Sgt Pepper was made.

[reallyelvisiam]

that stupid cat can't even eat a whole peach!!

[buttdread]

lol. i think crispin made the music for this movie. "clowny clown clown" will forever haunt me...

[goatygal]

this is just a tad bit disturbing! Another reason not to do drugs

[teletiger7]

I need a cat that can do that!!!

[Psychopat12]

Well whatever it was something has happened here. I'm not sure what but I think it's our responsibility to let the world know.

[t3mbc]

Apperently being Drug Free has impared my ability to comprehend.

[bassmekanik1]

acid+mushrooms+cocaine= MY cat can eat a whole watermelon!

[mikestoybox]

This whole movie is the weirdest thing ever. Howard Hessman is in it too. They go to the dessert to bury his cat. he kicks his shoes at people. Crispin Glover is so freaky.

[DooranDooran]

It takes a lot to shock me and even more to make me question but suddenly, having watched this, I'm very afraid right now and so much is going through my mind I caused myself a nosebleed.

[caenumterrae]

What just happened here?  ?...:[

[Kidonia]

Anyone know what breed of cat that is??

[fatherfrankjr]

The elusive puppet breed.

[jigaspook]

What the nigger was that!!!

[brainiacbelle]

People who take drugs are fucking assholes

[WTFalyx3]

this is how stoned people see the world.

[misswentz96]

...Wait what ?

[parkerfan123]

ummm.....

[helloworld300]

Definitley Perfect To Watch When You're Stoned!

[EthereanKurokitsune]

...lolwhat?

[skywalk553]

There is only one thing to say...Lysergic Acid is one hell of a drug.

[Tedsuzan]

Did this happpen in my mind or did I just watch a video? or both? or the letter 7?

[Wakkosgirl]

what a bastard!!!

[javajimmy1090]

This is the most sensible thing I have seen in years.

[stanreno]

what the hell did i just watch

[MyrnaMinx1]

Gawd do I wish this would come out on DVD. This film is nearly impossible to find, now that it's pinched from most video stores because the likelyhood of its dvd release is quite bleak.

[20jitterbug02]

You can buy the DVD from the director on his website!

[MstrChuck]

Did Crispin Glover ever get the professional help he so deserately needed?

[aaroneous1973]

My watermelon repels cats, but it doesn't drown them.

[luvchiild]

WTF...were these guys on acid when they wrote this script

[benny5118]

yes, yes they were

[killerchimpanzee]

my cat really can eat a whole watermelon...

[sllick50]

Love this movie!!

[txell17kat]

thanks to respect my opinion Koni80, u're kind :)

[txell17kat]

so freakk :S

[txell17kat]

i don't like it : S

[Koni80]

^ - ^ fine

[GuarGirl]

@txell17kat I don't like you

[jong649]

Poor cat...."Not much of a swimmer is he?" Thanks for the post; I need to find this movie now

[soulacsurmer]

That is a FUNNY movie !!!

[mydogatela]

This is my favourite part of the movie! :D

[hosalaugh]

*SUPREMELY slow clap*

[M3lGibs0n]

Love this movie... this is my favorite part.

There are like 4 people who have watched this movie lol its one of the damn best!

[sushsisexbar]

The story of my life.

[javajimmy1090]

LOL

[carpysmind]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[Ziggy447]

...Lol?

[bapyou]

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