Ok You Are Sooo Right! Like, I Think Stephenie Meyer Over Exagerated Edward's Lovey Dovey "Personality" and Now I Don't Like Reading The Books Because They're Just So Rediculous! Reading The First Chapter of Twilight Makes Me Laugh. I Mean I Love The "Love Story" and Everything but Its Just Too Much. It Is All Based On Fantasy Afterall and I Love Her Ideas but Edward Just Has No Voice. If He Were Real He'd Sound Like A Robot Programed To Say What You'd Want Him To ύ.ὺ
Team Jacob. I HATE Edward and Bella. Edward just frickin' leaves Bella "because he wanted to protect her and wanted her to move on and live a normal life" and Bella has NO PERSONALITY. She's empty!!
But ultimately, I'm Team Zero. ^///^ He's always been my favorite character! Out of books, movies, comics, games, and anime/manga!!
@InsaneBookReviewer Of course not!! I bet there are others that just haven't admitted it or don't know it. I bet there are more who just don't know that they're Team Aido. I have a lot of friends like that. We'll have to enlighten them someday.
@InsaneBookReviewer I agree, it would be. No one on Team Aido could fight. Aido would not like fighting among his followers. He would be highly disappointed, I think. ... Unless we were fighting over HIM. ^-^
Team i-love-twilight-edward-and-jacob-plus-mike-eric-ben-NOT TYLER-emmett-jasper-and-carlisle-seth-sam-and-jared-but-then-i-also-love-harry-potter-ron-draco-dean-and-harry-and-then-i-love-the-hunger-games-peeta-gale-and-the-boy-from-district-3... basically you could call me a badass bookie. ;D
I have loved many female fictional characters. Also please tell me I am not the first one to notice that there are two copies of Twilight next to Eclipse on her bookshelf
and this is why I read fanfiction, personality injection xD and at least he's happier not as depressed like the world's going to end every minute; and at least her life doesn't gravitate around him
I wouldn't actually choose Edward or Jacob. If I had to choose from the Twilight series, it'd be Jasper. Cause he's an actual bad ass fighter and what not.
But if it was series in all, I'd totally choose Snape from Harry Potter. -Nods-
Bella has no character because she's meant to be a blank paper for teenage girls to project their character onto; it's fairly clever authoring if it's intentional - though more likely the author projects herself there too..
At first I was definetely team Edward, but like you, re-reading the books was his undoing. He is too protective and kinda annoying. So, now I'm Team Jacob. Also I fail to see why he would leave and then come back, I mean if he didn't wan't to leave, why did he in the first place and if he wanted to protect her why did he come back? I know there will be hundreds of people who don't agree with me but I still think they are great books.
I'm the same when i first read twilight i was in love with Edward, now rereading the series his just seems over protective and annoying, so yeah I'm team Jacob, i always prefered him anway
I used to be firm team Edward. Now I'm not sure. I know I would totally fall for Edward. I would. He does have a personality Kristina. Its troubled and sweet and humorous and kinda controlling/ neurotic. I would totally fall for him. THe politeness and especially the piano playing would be my undoing. If my brain engaged though, I know Jacob would be much better for me. And I think were I Bella the child issue might have pushed me over to Jacob. I really want kids.
Lol I watched this in my bedroom whee I have a book shelf that includes all four twilight books. Right when she quoted that line in eclipse i paused the video and checked for that line.
How is ewdward a pedophile? cus Bellas 17? Do you honesty believe men aren't attracted to 17 year olds until they magically hit their 18th bday? Frigin morons.
@Narglesonamistletoe ok first of all his age means nothing when ur a vampire. because the age the vampire is turned not only i they going to look that age but they body stays the same age and ur mentality stays at that age. cuz ur looks dont age just like how ur brain function stays the same as it was when u where turned. the vampire body replaces skin cells so fast that they dont age and also the mentality does not change so his still a teenager. age number means shit when u are a vamp
i am team victoria she shouldve just killed bella and let edward and tanya live happily ever!!!! and i love team tylers van i was gonna be that but i thought what if the van just seriously injured bella and didnt kill her. :)
Team Jasper or Other Vampires that acutally have fangs and dont sparkle.
Jasper unlike Eward has personality and the really expensive wrapping paper including an accent. Everyone knows a good vampire has an accent and has a personality.
Team Switzerland. And I'm sorry, but I must disagree with you, Kristina: Edward DOES have a personality. And it's far from suave and perfect, it's troubled and kind and confused and... I know that he has a personality because I know someone with the exact same personality. Not kidding. Like, you could very easily swap this person with the Edward character in the books, except this person lacks superhuman speed and sparkles and a thirst for Bella's blood. Other than that, same guy.
Same, 'cept I was never team Jacob. I'd say team Edwad even though I am way more team George Cooper or team Char or team Mendanbar. Fictonal boys, they span so far apart and are so often awesome.
You forget that Edward is also controlling and a creepy stalker. Jacob has some semblence of personality but he's an idiot because he falls for Bella.
Edward has no legitimate personality so that the reader can imagine him as their own perfect idea of a guy. I read Twilight the first time when I had a crush on someone and my imaginary Edward was a LOT like him. Having reread the book when I didn't like anyone, Edward didn't really have a defined personality at all.
@rosaliewhitlock I know! Seriously, every time Edward opens his mouth to say something sweet and romantic and completely out of personality and originality or something, Bella describes the shape of his mouth, the fullness of his lips, how you could almost see his sparkle, how annoyed he is when Bella interrupts him, how cute he is when he is annoyed, how cute he is when he thinks I'm cute etc.... AND IT CONTINUES FOR TWO PAGES!!!!! I mean, come on!
I just realized something. I really don't want to meet Stephanie Meyer. A fifty year old with messed up sex fantasies who then makes it into a crappy book. Brrr....
nither i hate edward and jacob becuse #1 edward is a controll freek that wouldent let "the love of his life" see her best friend i mean his like oh hes to dangerous but in reality edwards way worse then jacob #2 jacob is an over cofedent jerk that cant take a hint bellas like oh i love him jacobs like oh im going to kiss you any way bellas like oww my hand jacobs like you'll be thinking of me tonight and ill be thinking of you and im like perv so all in all im team J.K.R.
I'm kinda team Jakeward. I like both, but I understand what your saying...also Nerimon does a great job of reminding me how silly twilight is. but I do like the books, don't get me wrong
You know that Vampires are always perfect? Vampire=Perfect. Bella wants to be a vampire. Bella=perfect. So the book clearly states that being perfect is what you should be. When you're perfect, you've achieved eternal Happiness.
It also sets back feminism for a hundred years, it promotes pedophilia, teenage marriage, teenage pregnancy and makes girls believe that being superhot is SO much more important than having a personality.
Seriously. A 107 year old man dating a 17 year old girl is not creepy just becoause he looks that old. IT'S CREEPY BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN AROUND THE SUN 90 MORE TIMES. And before anyone says that Edward is still 17 at heart, NO HE'S NOT. He is so goddamn mature, it's nauseating. GROSS.
I'm Team Lupin! He actually had real character development, and believable thought processes.
I dislike the books for many reasons. They set the feminism back a hundred years, promote pedophilia, make girls believe that a hot body is more important than a PERSONALITY, make being controlling acceptable, and promotes selling the crappy stories that you get from a really whacked up dream. Smeyer would have done all a great service if she had kept them to herself.
I'm in love with a fictional character. No one understands how I can, though. I don't blame them. It' s the guy with the wooden eye from Pirates of the Caribbean.
The fact that he doesn't have a personality is why girls like him. Girls don't give a shit if the canvas is blank or just really ugly all they see is a pretty frame, but i suppose the same is true for men too. I love the sincerity in our culture.
I read all four books in April and really liked them, but I think I'm one of the only people on team 'should have got with Mike at the beginning and avoided the drama'.. Team Mike <3
TEAM George weasley ! I know that this is not Twilight but I love Harry Potter much more than Twilight. First time I read the books I was like OMG I love edward so much he is so sweet so Gorgeous but then I saw the second movie and I was kind off dissapointed ... Do not get me wrong Twilightt is cool and so on but I think Harry Potter is so much better. PS: I do not know why but I hate Bella
Twilgiht is like one of those songs you hear on the radio and they get old by the third time youve heard it and then it just dies out and everyone forgets about it. But Harry Potter is like the beatles- it will never get old. not in a million years. ill be readin those books in my grave. well not literally. but you know what i mean.
Edward and Jacob are both insufferable, as are Robert and Taylor. I like Jasper. He has some charisma at least. But you cannot read Twilight without loving Alice. She is up there with Wallace Wells and Ron Weasley on my list f favourite characters ever. WALLACE WELLS. HIS COOL GAY ROOMMATE. :-)8
TEAM POTTER! If I had to choose, Emmett then Seth then Jake... But Remus Lupin is better than any of them!!! TEAM SCORPIUS MALFOY ALL THE WAY! Besides, Edward is a pedophile!
I don't like the Twilight series but if I were to choose between the 2, Jacob would be my first choice. When you just think about it, Jacob is like the only character who has went through character development while everyone else stayed the same. I liked him... untill he fell in love with the baby. And Edward doesn't HAVE a personality.
I used to really like the book but then I read Harry Potter. After that I went back to read Twilight and realized there is barely any plot. Im Team Remus John Lupin now.
I'm Team Volturi Anyway ≧°◡°≦
Symphic6023 6 days ago
Ok You Are Sooo Right! Like, I Think Stephenie Meyer Over Exagerated Edward's Lovey Dovey "Personality" and Now I Don't Like Reading The Books Because They're Just So Rediculous! Reading The First Chapter of Twilight Makes Me Laugh. I Mean I Love The "Love Story" and Everything but Its Just Too Much. It Is All Based On Fantasy Afterall and I Love Her Ideas but Edward Just Has No Voice. If He Were Real He'd Sound Like A Robot Programed To Say What You'd Want Him To ύ.ὺ
But I Still Love Rob(♥‿♥)
Symphic6023 6 days ago
Jacob's shirt always magically disappears. The scene changes for a moment and then it goes back on him and suddenly-
OH WOW WHERE DID HIS SHIRT GO.
Edward sparkles.
Team Aro Volturi.
Team Severus Snape, too.
CitrusFirework 1 week ago
Team Harry Potter of course!
TheScarletBanana 2 weeks ago
It's all about Team Mike! ;)
WaistHighView 3 weeks ago 2
The best answer to this question is: team Victoria. I can't remember where I heard that for the first time but I think it's hilarious.
juditK2007 3 weeks ago
Jacob of course
lista338 3 weeks ago
Team Edgar Allan Poe. I pwn all.
InsaneBookReviewer 1 month ago
Team Jasper.
RatherBaAnime 1 month ago
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isabelrae 1 month ago
I'm team guy who almost ran Bella over with a car
radioactivecakeX 1 month ago 7
Team Jacob. I HATE Edward and Bella. Edward just frickin' leaves Bella "because he wanted to protect her and wanted her to move on and live a normal life" and Bella has NO PERSONALITY. She's empty!!
But ultimately, I'm Team Zero. ^///^ He's always been my favorite character! Out of books, movies, comics, games, and anime/manga!!
AadenKDragon 1 month ago
@AadenKDragon Team Aido :P
InsaneBookReviewer 1 month ago
@InsaneBookReviewer Aido rocks! Haha I'm Team Aido secondly.
AadenKDragon 1 month ago
@AadenKDragon YES! I'm not the only one who's on Team Aido!
InsaneBookReviewer 1 month ago
@InsaneBookReviewer Of course not!! I bet there are others that just haven't admitted it or don't know it. I bet there are more who just don't know that they're Team Aido. I have a lot of friends like that. We'll have to enlighten them someday.
AadenKDragon 1 month ago
@AadenKDragon You are so right. We must all be Team Aido, then, the world will live in harmony.
InsaneBookReviewer 1 month ago
@InsaneBookReviewer I agree, it would be. No one on Team Aido could fight. Aido would not like fighting among his followers. He would be highly disappointed, I think. ... Unless we were fighting over HIM. ^-^
AadenKDragon 4 weeks ago
@AadenKDragon Yes, but it would still be amazing. Anyone who fights over Aido is
InsaneBookReviewer 4 weeks ago
TEAM DAKOTA FANNING
TheatricalChick 1 month ago
I'M TEAM DUMBLEDORE!!!!
macandcheeseforever1 1 month ago 3
I sold the last 3 books of the series on trade me for a dollar, for all of them. A new zealand dollar might I add
Padozzie 1 month ago
Personally, I´m team real boy.
melxryan 1 month ago 6
jacooob ruless edvvaarrrd suuuckkks hehe get it :P im helarious rite! :) lol
nightshadow1223 1 month ago
Team i-love-twilight-edward-and-jacob-plus-mike-eric-ben-NOT TYLER-emmett-jasper-and-carlisle-seth-sam-and-jared-but-then-i-also-love-harry-potter-ron-draco-dean-and-harry-and-then-i-love-the-hunger-games-peeta-gale-and-the-boy-from-district-3... basically you could call me a badass bookie. ;D
MsBridgeMusic 1 month ago
Erm even though I hate twilight with a burning passion.....
Team Jacob.
Because I can't deny; Taylor Lautner has perfect abbs.
TEAM HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!!!!
xLucyWeasleyx 2 months ago 2
Maurauders all the way! (Can't choose between them!) x
grapefruitandguava 2 months ago
I have loved many female fictional characters. Also please tell me I am not the first one to notice that there are two copies of Twilight next to Eclipse on her bookshelf
Pikepaw 2 months ago
@Pikepaw one of them is her signed copy from kayley.
dancingclones 2 months ago
TEAM WILL HERONDALE / JACE WAYLAND! :D
ObstinaReed 2 months ago 2
Team StarKid.
MissiCupcake553 3 months ago 4
Wh…
You… you like that poorly written snot they call twilight?
You… but… it's just… you just… WHAAAAAT?!
Seriously. Me after reading twilight: "YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A NOVEL?!"
It's okay, Kristina, we all enjoyed the series at one point.
MissiCupcake553 3 months ago
YES YOU CAN BE IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!
I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!
lightingstrikes25 3 months ago 6
Team Push Both Edward And Jacob Down A Well.
Or, T.P.B.E.A.J.D.A.W.
iamcalledcaroline 4 months ago 7
I just realized something... When she read the direct quote from Eclipse, her copy of the book was still in the background on the bookshelf :)
BrandonnLe 4 months ago
can i be team neville longbottom :)
hpbabe62442 4 months ago 7
TEAM DRACO MALFOY
TheonetheycallTaz 5 months ago 2
@TheonetheycallTaz hahaha amy.... it's called team STARKID!
doctorwhonerd98 4 months ago
and this is why I read fanfiction, personality injection xD and at least he's happier not as depressed like the world's going to end every minute; and at least her life doesn't gravitate around him
lavviexx 5 months ago
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Daybreak93 5 months ago
Team JKR.
AlwaysPotter 5 months ago 4
TEAM JASPER
SeeSilly 5 months ago
Team Seth Clearwater
Dracontiar 5 months ago 2
Team Snape! -3
lolllipopzebra 5 months ago
Draco Malfoy.
mybffsaremylife 5 months ago 2
JASPER
Azami4117 5 months ago
Team Jasper!!! -3
MonkieMusic 6 months ago
I think jacob
TheKevin1100 6 months ago
Jacob or Edward? Hmmmm.... George Weasley.
Musiclover1494 6 months ago 5
@Musiclover1494 okay that was a WIN.
GEORGE WEASLEY!!!!
SwiftyGirl98 5 months ago 2
TEAM DOBBY!
BrittanyMiller52 6 months ago 4
I wouldn't actually choose Edward or Jacob. If I had to choose from the Twilight series, it'd be Jasper. Cause he's an actual bad ass fighter and what not.
But if it was series in all, I'd totally choose Snape from Harry Potter. -Nods-
VampWantsWaffles 6 months ago
i read new moon first and fell in love with the wolves but hated edward.... always have always will.
lovelycowgirl1 6 months ago
TEAM DUMBLEDORE
gotwitbeyondmeasure 6 months ago
I read twilight and i didn't like it.
youkilledbambi 6 months ago
Team Yann Margoza :D
And if you know what book he's from, I love you forever
Ignelux 6 months ago
I'm Team Anything-But-Twilight-Harry-Potter-Is-Way-Better
PurpleAndYellow10 6 months ago
NERD
k2mki2 6 months ago
Team Snape!
missmichaela136 6 months ago
Team Seth!
bottlebugg 7 months ago
I used to be Team Jacob, until I realised I hated Twilight.
kaylaissocoollike 7 months ago
I hate them both sooooo much
iheartu8881 7 months ago
I agree x1000000!
PhantasmicNirvana 7 months ago
@Archraveful also, no blood: no ability to get an erection.
xCurlGrlx 8 months ago
Hey, how about TEAM REMUS LUPIN?! :D YEAH.
beatlesxxbaby 8 months ago 91
@beatlesxxbaby
I sooo agree with that! Like seriously how could anything go wrong when your on this team?
Remus Rules
-Marauderluver-
Marauderluver 4 months ago
That quote sounded a little like shakespear wrote it!
Cristalmate 8 months ago 2
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vampires don't love cuz theyre undead. undead means no functioning brain nor heart. :) ask alucard for more info.
Archraveful 8 months ago
vampires don't love cuz theyre undead. undead means no functioning brain nor heart. :) as alucard for more info.
Archraveful 8 months ago
vampires don't love cuz theyre undead. undead means no functioning brain nor heart. :) as alucard for more info.
Archraveful 8 months ago
This only reinforces why Spike was the greatest vampire of all time.
doglover32993 8 months ago 3
Team Weasley. :D x
FifiArnoldOhmonoB13 9 months ago 4
neither i hate them both... im on team harry ( potter )
rweasley103 9 months ago 3
Bella has no character because she's meant to be a blank paper for teenage girls to project their character onto; it's fairly clever authoring if it's intentional - though more likely the author projects herself there too..
BlackLabelEric 9 months ago 7
TEAM SIRIUS BLACK!!
kiajacobbella 9 months ago 58
At first I was definetely team Edward, but like you, re-reading the books was his undoing. He is too protective and kinda annoying. So, now I'm Team Jacob. Also I fail to see why he would leave and then come back, I mean if he didn't wan't to leave, why did he in the first place and if he wanted to protect her why did he come back? I know there will be hundreds of people who don't agree with me but I still think they are great books.
EBradleyParrish 9 months ago
or team harry potter. (the series, not the character, though the character works too.)
gingersaretightt 9 months ago
I'm the same when i first read twilight i was in love with Edward, now rereading the series his just seems over protective and annoying, so yeah I'm team Jacob, i always prefered him anway
myponyroks 10 months ago
Team Jacob all the way
crazycorn13 10 months ago
or
Dylansaurusx 10 months ago
I used to be firm team Edward. Now I'm not sure. I know I would totally fall for Edward. I would. He does have a personality Kristina. Its troubled and sweet and humorous and kinda controlling/ neurotic. I would totally fall for him. THe politeness and especially the piano playing would be my undoing. If my brain engaged though, I know Jacob would be much better for me. And I think were I Bella the child issue might have pushed me over to Jacob. I really want kids.
pienkunicorn 10 months ago
Team EXB, and Team Jasper XD
lilcrazy09 10 months ago
Spike.
ParkaSanta 10 months ago
I was team Edward...Jacob is so much hotter:D
Twilight4564 10 months ago
Um... I'm team Sharkboy...
taylorbabes1021 10 months ago 3
She is right i never knew before !
EmilyMcdreamy 10 months ago
hmmm... I like Jacob more, but if I was in her position, I would choose Edward too.
666ViolentBeauty 10 months ago
i'm team anyone-who-isn't-edward-or-jacob.
yeah.
ginnyvideo 11 months ago
Team Harry Potter
ilovemyhorsie74 11 months ago 2
@ilovemyhorsie74
For the win! :D
kakatja 11 months ago
Teem Ron
TheBuster731 11 months ago
Lol I watched this in my bedroom whee I have a book shelf that includes all four twilight books. Right when she quoted that line in eclipse i paused the video and checked for that line.
terratonic 11 months ago
team Spock!
oh and the tv show parks and rec. just had a twlight episode tonight... i was shouting "HARRY POTTER" at the screen the whole episode
likesummersnow 11 months ago
i showed this to my team edward friend and she nearly broke my laptop :O LOL
KerryisaNinjaa 11 months ago
i completely agree with you :D finally people get it!! TEAM JACOB <3 <3
KerryisaNinjaa 11 months ago
Team Edward? Psh. Team Jacob? Ha. SCREW THEM BOTH- I'm Team Draco. :)
PigfartsIsOnMars4 1 year ago 4
Team Edward? Ugh
Te
PigfartsIsOnMars4 1 year ago
How is ewdward a pedophile? cus Bellas 17? Do you honesty believe men aren't attracted to 17 year olds until they magically hit their 18th bday? Frigin morons.
KyleCapone 1 year ago
@KyleCapone he's a pedophile because Bella is 17 and he's 90 years older. That's the part where it gets creepy.
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
@Narglesonamistletoe ok first of all his age means nothing when ur a vampire. because the age the vampire is turned not only i they going to look that age but they body stays the same age and ur mentality stays at that age. cuz ur looks dont age just like how ur brain function stays the same as it was when u where turned. the vampire body replaces skin cells so fast that they dont age and also the mentality does not change so his still a teenager. age number means shit when u are a vamp
SixDevils 1 year ago
@SixDevils Okay. So what about how he goes around her window, watching her sleep? I don't freaking care how gorgeous he is, I'm calling the cops.
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago 2
@Narglesonamistletoe lol that watching thing is very rapey i will admit. but his also keep her safe lol.
SixDevils 1 year ago
team youtube
charlieleigh123 1 year ago
Team Tylers van. Edward can shove it up his sparkly butt.
crazyredheadshaya 1 year ago 3
i am team victoria she shouldve just killed bella and let edward and tanya live happily ever!!!! and i love team tylers van i was gonna be that but i thought what if the van just seriously injured bella and didnt kill her. :)
MrsBubblegumpop123 1 year ago
No! Not Jacob! We want REMUS LUPIN! He is a way better werewolf
XxXTheSarahXxX 1 year ago
Okay, Kristina we have to much in common thats really freaky
ugh wow wow wow wow wow wow
we have brown hair same length
team jacob
have a youtube account
big fan of Harry potter
and I live in the suburbs
wow wow wow
i dont know about the eyes though
and i sing to and i want a band ugh
CaliGal181 1 year ago
Kirstyn has issues with Twilight in general.
xKirstynHippe 1 year ago
clearly team Emmett.
sholevia 1 year ago
Team Harry.
purpleeturtle97 1 year ago 6
Team Jasper or Other Vampires that acutally have fangs and dont sparkle.
Jasper unlike Eward has personality and the really expensive wrapping paper including an accent. Everyone knows a good vampire has an accent and has a personality.
BexxiM 1 year ago 2
Team Jacbob, he has a personality.
BrenasaurusRexx 1 year ago
Team Switzerland. And I'm sorry, but I must disagree with you, Kristina: Edward DOES have a personality. And it's far from suave and perfect, it's troubled and kind and confused and... I know that he has a personality because I know someone with the exact same personality. Not kidding. Like, you could very easily swap this person with the Edward character in the books, except this person lacks superhuman speed and sparkles and a thirst for Bella's blood. Other than that, same guy.
Selene147 1 year ago
Same, 'cept I was never team Jacob. I'd say team Edwad even though I am way more team George Cooper or team Char or team Mendanbar. Fictonal boys, they span so far apart and are so often awesome.
darkflower366 1 year ago
You forget that Edward is also controlling and a creepy stalker. Jacob has some semblence of personality but he's an idiot because he falls for Bella.
Alexandraghost 1 year ago 7
You forget that Edward is also controlling and a creepy stalker.
Alexandraghost 1 year ago 2
Why do you have two Twilgiht's and no New Moon?
katie0kates 1 year ago
Pozdrawiam....
krysia1957 1 year ago
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i jerked off to this because she's so hot
hashbrownsandeggs 1 year ago
Edward has no legitimate personality so that the reader can imagine him as their own perfect idea of a guy. I read Twilight the first time when I had a crush on someone and my imaginary Edward was a LOT like him. Having reread the book when I didn't like anyone, Edward didn't really have a defined personality at all.
Chocohall 1 year ago 4
Team Edward, and Team Dumbledore (for those of you who have seen AVPS)
mainstdancer08 1 year ago
@rosaliewhitlock I know! Seriously, every time Edward opens his mouth to say something sweet and romantic and completely out of personality and originality or something, Bella describes the shape of his mouth, the fullness of his lips, how you could almost see his sparkle, how annoyed he is when Bella interrupts him, how cute he is when he is annoyed, how cute he is when he thinks I'm cute etc.... AND IT CONTINUES FOR TWO PAGES!!!!! I mean, come on!
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
I just realized something. I really don't want to meet Stephanie Meyer. A fifty year old with messed up sex fantasies who then makes it into a crappy book. Brrr....
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago 54
nither i hate edward and jacob becuse #1 edward is a controll freek that wouldent let "the love of his life" see her best friend i mean his like oh hes to dangerous but in reality edwards way worse then jacob #2 jacob is an over cofedent jerk that cant take a hint bellas like oh i love him jacobs like oh im going to kiss you any way bellas like oww my hand jacobs like you'll be thinking of me tonight and ill be thinking of you and im like perv so all in all im team J.K.R.
xXCozzyCautionXx 1 year ago
YOU look preety .
jessemac13 1 year ago
I'm kinda team Jakeward. I like both, but I understand what your saying...also Nerimon does a great job of reminding me how silly twilight is. but I do like the books, don't get me wrong
xoxpurpledolphinsxox 1 year ago
Team Lupin!!
gothgirl16 1 year ago
im team black siriusly
julybutterfly1986 1 year ago 6
why couldnt she have picked the better one for her?....
envoy2500 1 year ago
Team Tylers Van.
Because I hate those books.
You know that Vampires are always perfect? Vampire=Perfect. Bella wants to be a vampire. Bella=perfect. So the book clearly states that being perfect is what you should be. When you're perfect, you've achieved eternal Happiness.
It also sets back feminism for a hundred years, it promotes pedophilia, teenage marriage, teenage pregnancy and makes girls believe that being superhot is SO much more important than having a personality.
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago 164
@Narglesonamistletoe Thanks for not making me type this out again :D
Hanziejane 1 year ago
@Narglesonamistletoe AND extreme May-december relationships.
Seriously. A 107 year old man dating a 17 year old girl is not creepy just becoause he looks that old. IT'S CREEPY BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN AROUND THE SUN 90 MORE TIMES. And before anyone says that Edward is still 17 at heart, NO HE'S NOT. He is so goddamn mature, it's nauseating. GROSS.
hermyslilsis 1 year ago 3
@hermyslilsis i see a john green fan <3
webosity345 1 year ago 5
@webosity345 guilty. :)
hermyslilsis 1 year ago
@Narglesonamistletoe You are so right ;)
terratonic 1 year ago
team tyler's van!!!
HPwrocks 1 year ago
Team Tennant!
neondreamscollide 1 year ago 3
Neither; Jasper all the way.
EvonaS101 1 year ago
man i wish i was edward.
just to have the girl of my dreams
yeah i just said that
electrolyteKaosiz 1 year ago
I'm Team Lupin! He actually had real character development, and believable thought processes.
I dislike the books for many reasons. They set the feminism back a hundred years, promote pedophilia, make girls believe that a hot body is more important than a PERSONALITY, make being controlling acceptable, and promotes selling the crappy stories that you get from a really whacked up dream. Smeyer would have done all a great service if she had kept them to herself.
ilovemymagentatiger 1 year ago 5
Nerdfighter pokemon card is soooo awesome!!!
DarkenedYeastExtract 1 year ago
TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!
la4france 1 year ago
real girls loving edward is just the same as bellas love for edward.fake.its lust not love this book sucks
MrXboxfiend 1 year ago
I'm in love with a fictional character. No one understands how I can, though. I don't blame them. It' s the guy with the wooden eye from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Team Ragetti <3
TheSwanheart 1 year ago
The fact that he doesn't have a personality is why girls like him. Girls don't give a shit if the canvas is blank or just really ugly all they see is a pretty frame, but i suppose the same is true for men too. I love the sincerity in our culture.
shortymir 1 year ago
Jacob, much hotter
mcjrotc3 1 year ago
so this is what you girls masturbate to?
YTFlared 1 year ago
I read all four books in April and really liked them, but I think I'm one of the only people on team 'should have got with Mike at the beginning and avoided the drama'.. Team Mike <3
emere4eva 1 year ago 8
TEAM VOLDEMORT!
nutcasekatie 1 year ago 6
TEAM George weasley ! I know that this is not Twilight but I love Harry Potter much more than Twilight. First time I read the books I was like OMG I love edward so much he is so sweet so Gorgeous but then I saw the second movie and I was kind off dissapointed ... Do not get me wrong Twilightt is cool and so on but I think Harry Potter is so much better. PS: I do not know why but I hate Bella
YumikoOomako 1 year ago 7
Team Emmett!
kelkellykel 1 year ago
Twilgiht is like one of those songs you hear on the radio and they get old by the third time youve heard it and then it just dies out and everyone forgets about it. But Harry Potter is like the beatles- it will never get old. not in a million years. ill be readin those books in my grave. well not literally. but you know what i mean.
astripedelephant 1 year ago
Edward and Jacob are both insufferable, as are Robert and Taylor. I like Jasper. He has some charisma at least. But you cannot read Twilight without loving Alice. She is up there with Wallace Wells and Ron Weasley on my list f favourite characters ever. WALLACE WELLS. HIS COOL GAY ROOMMATE. :-)8
puglish 1 year ago
team damon XD x
pudmuddy 1 year ago 2
Have to be Edward!
cainineforever 1 year ago
RON WEASLEY
TheCheekyAnglophile 1 year ago
Kristina you should get bangs like this again!
karenlikesyou 1 year ago
Lmfaooo, i thought i was the only one who though the same thing ! 1:38-1:57
gurlieme 1 year ago
I see the Uglies triology on your bookshelf. Those are the most awesome books in the world!
violaplayerforever 1 year ago
Team Buffy and Moody
Nekkaraia 1 year ago 2
TEAM POTTER! If I had to choose, Emmett then Seth then Jake... But Remus Lupin is better than any of them!!! TEAM SCORPIUS MALFOY ALL THE WAY! Besides, Edward is a pedophile!
EmeraldMalfoy1307 1 year ago
I don't like the Twilight series but if I were to choose between the 2, Jacob would be my first choice. When you just think about it, Jacob is like the only character who has went through character development while everyone else stayed the same. I liked him... untill he fell in love with the baby. And Edward doesn't HAVE a personality.
SonicWolvelina99 1 year ago
I feel that it is blasphemy that the Twilight series is beside the Uglies series..
madamecreepsalot 1 year ago
jacob
saveutopia 1 year ago
kind miss the old intro
wraithsonwings09 1 year ago
Team Lupin. Doh. :)
grangerdangerr 1 year ago 7
@grangerdangerr
definitely!
LadyMeridon 1 year ago
Team Tyler's Toyota
ChristalClear 1 year ago 6
Im team "Jacob is the love child of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black"
silverdoe65 1 year ago 135
Jakeward
MsKooliegirl 1 year ago
TEAM JASPER ;P
AimiiJane 1 year ago 6
edward 100%(:
8zazu8m 1 year ago
@8zazu8m lol little girl.
lilbluehersheykiss 1 year ago
I'm Team Who-Ever-Kills-Bella-First. And I'm not talking about her becoming a vampire.
samacoy 1 year ago 8
I used to really like the book but then I read Harry Potter. After that I went back to read Twilight and realized there is barely any plot. Im Team Remus John Lupin now.
HelloDeparture 1 year ago 4
Team Gale...
marinashutup 1 year ago 3
Team Gale...
marinashutup 1 year ago
Team Gale...
marinashutup 1 year ago
Team Gale...
marinashutup 1 year ago