Bikini in Greenland

[kilunore]

It's the white ppl who said that they need ppl from north to go further and said that it's GREEN and wanted to keep Iceland to themselves so,they DID! You better get your knowledge abt that stuff before you put any other stupid videos abt GREENland! And the ppl who live there has a name for their OWN land and it's called Kalaalliit Nunaat

[MrJahblessing]

1 word: DUMBSHIT!

[TheMoana07]

Type:

"South Greenland - Beyond the Ice"

by Inuk Jørgensen

If YOU want to get clever about Greenland.

Kalaaleqatinnguinaa, nunarsuarmiut oqaluttuuttariaqarpagut

Kalaallit Nunaat qanoq innersoq/ingerlanersoq, tusartagaat nuannersut amerlanerutinniarlugit x)

- Asuli uumatut ittut akipiluuginnartarnagit, (soorunami Kalaallit Nunaat pillugu ilisimasaqanngillat) x) uagut avammut nittarsaassinerput annikikkami x)

Soorlu una takussutaalluartunut ilaasinnaavoq:

"South Greenland - Beyond the Ice"

[TheMoana07]

"No offense"...

But she just wanted to show people that she knows that little about anything, she may never looked at a map and see where Greenland is, and how it looks like...

She doesn't know anything about Greenland, she's never been there (if she has, it must be in the winter) ...

FYI: It has it's real / own name: (Kalaallit Nunaat) it doesn't have anything to do with Green, at all... And it's the vikings that called Kalaallit Nunaat for Greenland, not us Kalaallit. x)

<3 Peace

[calais86]

Love you Kate :-)

[crazywomanqistina]

Synes ikke godt om..!! Greenland IS green in the summertimes..!! :)

[TheJorgen1234]

Greenland is actually very green at the summertimes! And it was not always cold as you think it is, the temperature at summer can go up to 30 celsius.Read about Greenland or buy a ticket to experience our great island.

[blacksultan85]

LOL stupid LOL!!!!!

[SweetlyDissonant]

Don't make fun of our Greenland, it is a very nice place despite what you foreigners say. Videos like this are meant to be light humor entertainment for some, but the creators forget the people on the other end of the joke...

[04mittald]

fucking sexy

[jokeraces22]

the making of cameltoe..

[polarphilately]

This wasn't funny. Thumbs down from me.

[MrAugustus88]

she is wize

[xXaviaqXx]

It's not greenlandic bikini u idiots ! xD

[alejandronskiy]

youre cool

[kalefles]

LOL, dry humour there. It seems to piss up many Greenlanders though.

[ThaAivd]

Stupid american

[TheIlannguaq]

You suck, don´t play with Greenlander´s you bitch

[leeho98]

@TheIlannguaq lmfao, i agree she sucks at what she's up to. but what the fuck are greenlanders gonna do about this? youre gonna shoot with some harpoons on this slut? you guys dont even have any form of defense system.

[gigobait]

Where are the hard nips? Green screen!!!!!!!!!!

[AtGiza]

Well duh.

I'll warm you up, bathing suit Kate or whoever you are.

Greenland is a great place to live. Cold? yes....barren? yes..but beautiful and unspoiled. This is truly one of earth's very few treasures.

[Link123seabass]

@AtGiza Im actually looking forward to traveling to Greenland. I cant wait to see one of the last unspoiled places on Earth.

[chenickcimetto]

bella topa!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@chenickcimetto LOVE YOU!

[opendtuning]

maybe journalism finds maladjusted young people...and then they hit size0...

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@opendtuning It's sad, isn't it... LOVE YOU.

[opendtuning]

@MerryMaryTravelogues MAAAA I'm on the top of a mountain...got to find me an angel...thanx for your reply....

[OmnipotentLobster]

bITCH YOU TALK SHIT about GREENLAND and me and my nuuk nuuk poose will fuck yo shit up.

[bananacreamanarchy]

"Ohohohohoooh, I'm in Greenland, where guess what it's cold and not so green."

Kate, when your acting career flops, you should really think about prostitution. That hot bod will command top dollar and nobody will care about your ugly fish face.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@bananacreamanarchy Someone needs some lubbin! LOVE YOU.

[JayBrew391]

@bananacreamanarchy hahahahaha thats so awesome. and true.

[Kikkankleiven]

Its called greenland, because a viking cheaf, who discivered Greenland went to norway and lied that he had discovered a greenland, to loore people over there. i dont remember why he did it though

[vveq]

Fake. It you were really that cold, yer nipples would be sticking out like Hersey's kisses.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@vveq Chocolate!  Love it. Love you!

[Arnamineq8501]

Ila Kalaallit Nunaanni bikiniinnaagaluaruna qerrutissooq..immaqa tungortuinnanngorluni..haha..n­allin. Immaqa sissamut pilluniluunniit innangaarsinnaanavianngilaq, imaq attorsinnaanaguluunnit...haha:­D

[turbofritz2]

Fuck you.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@turbofritz2 I would do what I could to help you articulate a little better... but maybe this is just where you're at... so I'll love you just like you are...

[turbofritz2]

Wow that was sooo awesome!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@turbofritz2  Thank you love pot!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@turbofritz2 My hero!

[turbofritz2]

@MerryMaryTravelogues . I'm to the rescure.

I'd warm you up any day :p. let those hips talk.:p

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@turbofritz2 Thank ya, Tubofritz2! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU!!!!

[heaven2sexiii]

you are so funny and the way u respond 2 comments r 2

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@heaven2sexiii channeling my own slice of heaven2sexiii! LOVE YOU.

[1donkey]

The woman I love is never cold.

[ngythe1king]

@1donkey nice

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@ngythe1king LOVE YOU!!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@1donkey who wants a frigid woman!? LOVE YOU!!!

[malelion]

It´s hard enough to hear stupid remarks about our country, culture... And this doesn´t make our reputation better....

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@malelion I know, cuz you have to, like, HAVE a reputation to make it better... We love all you Greenlanders! Yum!

[noureenilu]

I laugh so hard -.- Asuli ila, illartitsiniaannarlutit taamaaliukassapputit.. Uffa taama illarnanngitsingisoq....

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

I'll bet if Erik had called it Bikiniland a lot more people would have moved there! LOVE YOU.

[hellonieman]

hah, i like the way this lady responds to negative comments...seems to work

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@hellonieman Why thankya! Mmmm, just love you!

[malathbah]

you should've taken a dick with u, it would keep u warm.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Goodness! Is that what you do? Love you.

[poulezh]

Thank you for this video

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Welcome, luv!

[AlexAivd]

Stupid American

[HahaJubJub92]

im just going to ask you, how are we so stupid? i just want to hear why.

[malelion]

White people are so ignorant. Dispite your highly standard of education you talk about many things you dont know about. That is why we origin people can get frustrated and rarely actual mad. I do often.

[GreenlandInvasion]

You are ignorant...she's not white.

[LennonPK]

STU. PID.

you have been to greenland? no? then don't even ask a question about it's not even GREEN or something, not to be rude, but ..... just stupiddddd.

[DonLollio]

HAHAAH!!!! u stupid, nicesly told, you think you can get tanned in vinter? hehe, not to be rude, but......you aint clever XD

[xsemievilx]

Sure, Greenland's not as green as that 'Screen' in your hair, but hey..

Low budget ROCKS.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Oh, and I love you, too!

[RomneyGack]

Erik the Red called it Greenland 'cause he thought it would attract settlers. It's neighbor is Iceland and, well, you know... The later people were reduced to reproducing runty midget troglodyte Godzilla children cuz they had no vegatables and bread to eat and lived off slow seals. That was in the 13th century. Now they can FedEx frozen peas and carrots- and even save on the cost of refrigeration (sp?)! PS Kate, I have a spare fleece blanket if you need it.

[TheFlipCup]

i dont know what ive been told but Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

[Arnamineq8501]

looks like a native Greenlandic girl? I don't think so...hahahaha!!!! I came from Greenland, and i'am proud of it:D

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

SWEET!

[kirukivi30]

where in greenland do u come from?

[nightfox65]

what was the point of this fake video.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

The video was real... 'cept the background was artificially inserted so I didn't freeze! LOVE YOU.

[ThunderFly666]

i can warm you up if you dont mind. ;)

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Not a bit, ThunderFly!

[bsc1959]

cool, this is not real though

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Wouldn't it be fun if it was real? Love you!

[rshupper]

Besides a bikini a brain would be a great idea.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

So much to lug around!

[nmikaelsen]

Where's the blond hair? Haven't seen so much stupidity since Bush.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

That so totally nails it... thank you! LOVE YOU!

[DJT2122]

wtf haha you soo funny trying to be a greenlandic haha

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Thank you! LOVE YOU!

[Guayaco4]

Not a Greenlandic girl, but sure looks like a native Greenlandic girl he he

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Why thank you! LOVE YOU.

[Dwazedas]

The etymological origin of the prefix 'green' or 'groen' is 'hron', meaning 'whale' in ancient norse. Greenland therefore literally means 'Land of whales'

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Wow. Glad I'm just visiting!

[sweetamber84]

No it doesn't you fucking retard, my country was named Greenland because it was discovered during summer in the southern part. During summer, it is very green and almost tropical-like in south Greenland. Don't write anything about something you know nothing about. And "groen" is the danish word for "green" you idiot.

[Dwazedas]

I know groen can also mean green. It does so in Dutch as well. These words all derive from ancient Norse. There's no need to blame that uneducated lot of pillaging danes for their etymological mistakes, but there is no need to be rude either ...

[aljaz55]

Haha!

Nice fake video.

Chromakey strikes again........

You can see sharp edges around her, un-natural light and freezing girl looks and reacts a bit different than this one.......

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Do you think I'd really be wearing this cute-little-thing with, like, icebergs floating around behind me? LOVE YOU!

[Theserjtankianfan]

yeah its always cold here -_-" get ur faqs before doing that....... its like to asume all americans are fat....

[grimelab]

big fucking surprise. greenland isn't green. dumb bitch.

[DonLollio]

yes it is, we have trees at the fjords at south greenland, dumpfuck -.-

[rlt94]

@DonLollio its mostly downy birch and felt leaf willow with some green alder, greenland mountain ash, and creeping juniper right??

[engisprettuepli]

-50?? no lol...calm down!

[engisprettuepli]

greenland is called greenland and iceland is called iceland because they wanted the vikings to go to greenland or something... so they wanted the name to sound like rly green. iceland should be called greenland and greenland iceland

[pboscophoto]

Greenland is three times the size of Texas and 90% of the island is covered in ice -- up to 10,000 feet thick Al Gore can think what he wants but the island ice ain't melting. The sea ice is melting.

The #1 environmental problem is global population, followed by consumerism, mostly American consumerism. They drive the engine of global warming. Those are never mentioned...not politically expedient.

We should be talking about zero population growth.

[sirpat1066]

Pointless facts, here are the facts that matter, true In Qaqortoq in South Greenland the winter is mild with -5.5° C (22° F) as the coldest mean temperature, whilst the mean temperature remains above freezing from May to October. However In Kangerlussuaq on the Arctic Circle it is cold during winter with a mean temperature as low as -22° C (-7.6 ° F), yet during the summer it is the warmest place in Greenland with mean temperatures of around +11° C (52° F) in July.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Smarty Pants!

[bj616]

Looks Like I'll be heading to Greenland to plant some of my Hardy Palm trees!

[DonLollio]

hehe in the summer this year and last year(2008-2009) the average temp. was aorund 20-25° C

[bj616]

Qaqortoq, Greenland the mean temperature for the coldest month of the year is only -5.5 Celsius in January. Not really that cold considering it's Greenland.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

My goodness! Are you from Greenland? Cuz, you're comin' off just a little bit bitter about it. Love you!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Oh, homework! Homework or not, we sure enjoy playing (um, pretending) around the world. Love you!

[bj616]

I don't think Greenland gets as cold as some people believe. I bet it can get colder in the south eastern US at times. I live off of the west coast of Canada and our winters are mild. Mild enough here to grow certain species of Palm trees.

[killamandem]

are you fuckin joking or what, most greenland is above the artic circle it can have winters like -50 or below its coverd by a glacier for fuck sake where the fuck are their glacers in america... what a fuckin dick head you turned out to be

[diamantdukken]

Hey.. I live in Greenland- I am a greenlandic girl, do you seriously think that I'd still be alive if I had a winther -50 degrees?? haha kidding.. But it's true I am greenlandic, and it can get very cold, but mostly in North Greenland. I live in south. But we also have summer, where it gets really green everywhere. A part of it is true, Eric the Red named it greenland, partly because it was green, and also because he wanted to drag other people there.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

You're the kind of girl we'd like to see more of hanging around these pages. Feel free to drop by and share your smarts anytime! We'd love to see more of your massive cranium.  LOVE YOU!

[bj616]

@diamantdukken Right on! You said it. More people need to do their homework on climate and geography. Where I live in Canada it is mild enough to grow palm trees and all sorts of cool exotic plants. The proof is in my videos I make. Have a great day!!

[SnowbirdFlock]

@bj616 Hey! I had a talk with you before about the band Chilliwack! I'm glad to find a fellow Canadian who is as interested as I am in our good neighbour, Kalaallit Nunaat! Neither Canada nor Greenland is as cold as other people think. Cheers

[meh23p]

STU. PID.

[bookcartpeddlerny]

Yeah,mabey you should have.....

[nivikks]

not that green ?! i live in greenland and it's the most beautiful land in my opinion .. you should see greenland in summer time . it's warm AND green ! :-)

[Chelseyladyxxx73]

Busty blonde is here for you!

FASTLOVERFUN(DOT)(COM)

[Ramsez]

true

[MattKokane]

Quite funny... allthough I'm quite drunk.

[fridbjornd]

Go to S-Greenland on the summer, it is green and warm.

[qualitygoalkeeper11]

only 15oc at highest and -15oc at lowest

[ThoughtCriminal911]

stupid girl

[boamuro]

0:06 and 0:31 -- that's how she sounds when a penis is inserted in her.

This is stupid and pointless. She got a nice curvy waist, though.

[BloodMech21]

Nice camel toe. Mmmmmm

[yemsentral]

fake! its visual edited.

[Coolno7]

i haved tried to swim in the water here in Greenland in mid september without any wetsuits and stuff.. Only shorts.. And it's not cold as it looks like.. And that girl is not even on the water.! And it's seems like to be it's summer..!

[EaglesSwoop21]

she could have just tanned on a glacier im sure the reflection off the ice would have made it warm lol

[Kalaaleq69]

you are so right.. I have a vid about just that.. watch my Craig Kelly in Greenland video and see how warm it can get on a glacier

[NVP2190]

wow she is in front of a green screens, can no one see that

[FPSunderscoreSam]

totally you can see it

[fcostta]

ok... i can see green borders over all girl body...

[czolgolz]

You can tell by looking at her it wasn't that cold...

[RevengeOO7]

wow. not funny. plus the vikings named it Greenland to do just that. trick people into thinking it was green so when they came they would kill them and take their supplies/gold.

[onyxmethod123]

Actually, during the time of the Vikings Greenland was almost completely devoid of snow, while the area we now know as the United Kingdom was going through its own mini-ice age. The vikings had found a convenient island where they were completely capable of setting up camp, though unfortunately for them their high time also coincided with the coming of the Greenland glacier. Hooray for weather cycles!

[RevengeOO7]

rly? I always heard what I said. Hmm

[Rayban321]

yeah ... its sorta bizzare but greenland used to be really habitable..... i remember hearing about somthing happening like that in north africa aswell

[stevecitano]

Norse sailors, often referred to as Vikings, explored and settled areas of the North Atlantic, including the northeast fringes of North America, beginning in the 10th century. Vikings from Iceland first discovered Greenland in the 980s. Erik the Red led a settlement expedition there in 982. At its peak, the colony consisted of two settlements with a total population of 3-5 thous. In 1261, the population accepted the overlordship of the Norwegian King, although it continued to have its own law.

[purpletink12]

That backround is fake. If she was in Iceland than she would be really cold but sounds like she's faking it

[fcostta]

the background is real... but composed with green screen.

[Suzaku72]

Greenland was named so by the Vikings to trick any of their enemies to going their and dying. Iceland was named so that their enemies would not go their and perhaps make a colony or fort because Iceland is warmer than Greenland, but it still is cold, just not unbarebly...

[blueRiff1]

Are you that freakin ignorant???? Commercial chick, you deserve your choice. Marketing idiots, Greenland WHAT? Again you, Im freezin in a bikini and I deserve what I get?

[Omagablade]

NO U!

[k4nnun]

she kinda looks like the daughter on Married with Children... :D

[ezjhitmaykah]

pretty lady is in iceland. why wear bikini swim clothing?

[15951b]

iceland is warm greenland is cold (ironically)

[plnester]

this vid was favorited 52 times. 52 people whom I hope I never meet.

[QFEguy]

3 Honors - Travel & Events - A Topic to Avoid

[newhaven39]

I wonder if she likes anal?

[yungizz3000]

That is one plan looking bitch, but I would still get some head from that hoe.

[fatboyfester]

Ill Warm You Up Kate I Still Love Your Tit's I Wish You Would Get Naked And Sit On My Face

[Piglatinsuperstar]

What a pervert!

[stairscout]

She needs a boob job and a tan

[NeoNinja7]

That was hellla UNFUNNNY!

[ricknzrickster]

Shouldn't her nips be at attention????

[babyguts2]

I'm confused what was I watching, she's not

funny ... nice body though

[apocryphal579]

she looks damn good in a bikini but wastes my time

[dPCentrifuge]

Cue card locations:

To the right and to the left( Follow the eyes)

Camara locations:

Center (but, she looks hard to the left anyway..??? It's called EDIT)

Just another cute person doing nothing at all for me.

[dPCentrifuge]

Well... what's the point?

[Dogslovetrucks]

How did she train those catapillars to stay put above her eyes like that? Neat trick.

[av8rbri]

I'd hit it

[ginodelia]

SWEETI GET WARM AND DONT CAHT A COLD>YOU BEUTYFULL AND VERY PRETTY.DONT CACHT A cold .GOD BLESS

[VaelVictus]

Wow. Wow. No.

[Josh060]

my 2nd grade teacher told better jokes about Greenland...

[dclarke2010]

this sucks!!

[RBLDSS]

are these foreign commercials? they suck and aren't funny, so that's why i take it they're an overseas kinda humor......

really suck

[adamaris005]

is this supposed to be funny...because is NOT. BUT SHE looks hot enough to stay in Greenland.

[aplzrg]

cough cough green screen cough haha jk i know its a joke haha watch my video if u need to warm up or actually just everyone watch it on my page

[subfish13]

bet i could warm u up.

[HARMONIMONSTER]

Next time shoot this outside.Her highbeams were off.

[joerez8]

GREAT!!!! Thanks for the BONER!! :)~

[eggghead]

What are you? 14?

[103rdnigga4life]

simple bitch try Iceland next time

[Uarehere]

if global warming keeps up, it will be green soon.

[jasper619]

it was a green screen behind her

[SlickCreek]

wow, pretty quick on the draw