I am FAT GIRL that needs d*ck!

[BEASTMODEYMOB]

"U kno I'd do it myself, but i'm retired right now" lol

[Lloydprimus]

Screw bein ashamed....TALL GIRLS, SMALL GIRLS, BIG GIRLS, THIN GIRLS....I LOVE EM ALLLLLLL!!!

[sadomasicisticdeath]

My ex Bre..... she was so bad.

[cosmosspring]

I'm a skinny girl who needs dicks.Two years is nothing!

[sadomasicisticdeath]

@cosmosspring Yo I got one. Lolz

[Saltukcan]

If she's breathing and has a pink slot, Why not ? :D

[idontgiveabitch]

haha i live in america and this is Epic !

[zimaxxx]

unfortunately most have of the embarassing fucks were semi or full doc'd..

[TheWoWRevelation]

OMG PLEASE MAKE A GIF OR SOMETHING FOR 1:17

LOL

[Joeyy411]

This girl Sam who is very very hot but known as the town slut.. I just couldn't help myself I had to tear that shit up even tho it was great sex... My whole school found out about it and that killed my chances with any other girl because they thought I had an STD .... :\

[zaperman101]

@Joeyy411 DO YOU? Have an STD?

[Joeyy411]

@zaperman101 NO! lol

[pikakilla310]

dude i was in colledge and didnt know my best friend had a girlfriend and i slept with her and he jumped outa da windowluckily we were on the 1st floor and never spoke to him its been 4 years

[Mikedelike]

"to refund nazi-ocupied fastest growing companies central parking lot" at 2:19 with transcribe audio... that makes sense

[HighHippy101]

wow this is so dirty i had to change it to porn when my mom came in :P

[housedjnyc]

i banged a deaf chick once. when she tried to talk it sounded like she was gargling marbles...

[pimplick]

Even better question, how do you make a big girl loose weight?

[xteric1]

don't take big girls out eating..it will cost you. make 'em cook

[xteric1]

Yes a big girls can cook!

[ScandalousCMJ]

LLS!!!! John, you're a fool.

[870MH]

this guy is hilarious rofl

[madninja007]

i'm ashamed.. its only been my hand :(

[maxiflo]

i banged a russian prostitute

[chrismorale]

tell her to hollllar atchhhhhhha boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y!

[Rstarp]

hmm sky if i told you it would be a situation for law enforcement

[CivilKnowsEvenBetter]

WTF? Bang that beautiful colledge girl, and say fuck to the old fart professor, who can't get up. When you will be his age you won't get a second chance, besides, what he will do? He won't find out, and second if his banging a student he knows he shares her wiht young cocks. So screw John's advice. Bang her till she passes.

[TheWorldclassplayer]

@CivilKnowsEvenBetter

nuh imma let that pussy slide, that nigga can fail you for the class and with tuition rising, idk man imma let it go

[Twinturbo120]

@CivilKnowsEvenBetter Women are walking cell phones. Somehow the professor will find out, eventually. 

[BadnessInc]

i bang my fleshlight almost every night.,.:)

aha ah im just kidding.,.,lmao

[DontThinkOfTheGame]

Skyy i have seen the MMA vids you posted a while ago. you would not sit in your room and cry about a girl leaving, you would lay a beating down and on to the next one

[shortshady12]

I had sex with this hot ass cheerleader in my college and i thought i was the luckiest bastard ALIVE, i found out later that most of the guys on the football team hit it before me, sick shit.

[Chillinpape]

What kind of watch were you wearing?

[judutchinski]

do NOT bang professors girl. Get a jooker instead.

4-5yrs ago, one of my old bosses was shagging a girl on the job. She really wanted me. She was very obviously flirting with me. I was let go mysteriously. Everyone was calling me a genius, and I was polite. But I still got "disappeared" Hmmmm.

[KrikeBike]

Ashamed? She was 56.

#winning.

[zakk301]

Chick looked like an angry face on a ballsack. No kidding. She was fugly as hell! But when you get enough alcohol in you even an ugly chick like that looks like an angel. It's the shit us guys drink that gets them girls laid.

[XFrozenInfernoX]

fat chicks repulse me but huge thumbs up for skyys attacking that huge imaginary ass on cam

[TF2legend]

I'm tired of these fat bitches complaining they having trouble finding a man. Bitch, stop eating so god damn much and hit the treadmill. I'm sure your choices will expand eventually.

[ImGoingToHeck]

1:23 Hahahah ol' Donkey Kong swangin' ass! hAEhAehAehE! SkyyJohn, I fucking love you (no homo)

[Mooseboy240]

sorry sky skinny=hot and you know you agree thats why you say you're retired right? No one is ever like I love big girls cause that shit ain't pretty

[xXSKyDragonXx]

it's so bad i can't even reveal her name =\

[saraisaudacious]

emily garmen. gir I still deny your ass.

[0ceans13]

at my work theres an older guy late 40s early 50s who whenever his sister comes to town takes the day off and then comes back to work the next days with a sore as back.....coinsidence i think not

[jklslvch]

Question of the day this:

*Could you hit it if he/she has AIDS (or any incurable STD)?

How about AFTER he/she reels you in soo much.. that you're "in love", and then they let you know about it. Could you make it work? Or would you just call quits?

Just thought of it....

[alazaye23]

@jklslvch I once dated a guy that did that to me.. reeled me in for 4 months and then BAM told me had incurable genital warts. I'm glad I didn't fuck him but I couldn't make that relationship work. I called it quits on that. Funny thing was my bff thought he was gay because he didn't make any moves on me whatsover. I thought he was just being a gentleman :/

[victorvanvas]

HOW MANY ASSES YOU KNOW YOU CAN SMACK TWO HANDS LIKE THIS?

[derelekt]

This is pretty recent. I'm in college and I went to a football game and one of my female friends tried to hook me up with this girl. She was a fat chick (definitely not good looking in her dress) but after a few drinks I needed to get some. Even drunk I knew I didn't want to fuck this chick so I went up to her dorm and got her to suck my dick. After I was done I told her I'd be right back and then I bailed out of that motherfucker...my friends won't let me live it down

[MrSFblack]

@derelekt who cares what ur friends say? at the end of the day u were the one who got some head,not them.

PLAY ON PLAYA

[hydraalol]

@derelekt LOL good idea i never thought of doing that

[152089pat]

No one because I have standards unlike some people haha they have to be at least skinny :P

[Rahhhsajp19]

i never feel regret i just bang them and forget

[MasterBoris86X]

im ashamed to admit i had sex with Nicki Minaj, while i was rear-ending that bitch i couldnt tell her ass was the bumper or the airwaves that shit was crazy. LOL

[gocubs1815]

I bailed on banging a fatch chick once... seach the "Ask thr John" episode "$10,000 for my virginity, Hot lesbian sex and bangin' fat chicks! - Ask The John" from Jan 17th... That's me he's talkin about!

[ram86904]

Yeah I banged a fat chick just like the one here needing dick. He who says not, is a fucking liar. All of us ask the john dirty bastards have right boyz?

[ObscureBeast]

I kid you not, last night at a university I don't even go to I had to dash and hide from the crazy tubby I bang a while back...I woke up sleeping beside her friend this morning.

[icbicecoldbro]

Im ashamed to say it,, but just my hand...

[DionLaurent1]

I stopped the video @ 0:33 Sky, YOU BETTER NOT TELL THIS CHICK TO CHASE AFTER BLACK MEN! I'M SICK OF THE BRONZE MEDAL GIRLS THINKING THAT WE WILL SETTLE FOR LESS! I've never fucked a fat girl, and NEVER will!

Stopped @ 1:50 Awesome! No pawning her off to black men! Thank God!

[Adeon55]

@DionLaurent1 She'll be getting with a black man.

[DionLaurent1]

@Adeon55 And you know this how?

[Adeon55]

@DionLaurent1 It is inevitable.

5 bucks?

[DionLaurent1]

@Adeon55 That doesn't answer anything. Do you know what that word means? Inevitable means it can't be avoided no mater what. Death is an inevitability. A fat woman having a black man is not.

[Adeon55]

@DionLaurent1 Sure, buddy. Sure.

[DionLaurent1]

@Adeon55 That sounds like a admission of defeat.

[ethanforster]

Pretty sure this question was in a really early episode of ATJ.

[OfLaSoul]

Clean and pristine? How can you do that when you're obese? :s

[BlackhawksFan247]

how can anybody be ashamed to have sex? its SEX!

[012mke]

My cousin.....

just kidding;)

[Istudynak1d]

helll yeaaaaaaaaa i'd love to have me a big girl!!!!! for some reason big girls give the best head! I would ride that shit like a wild steed! and when she gets on top bam I get a workout!

[forgottenbow]

@Istudynak1d bro, that is so true! These give amazing dome!

[BlizzZX]

Ya'll Niggas Ever Wonder Why Winnie The Pooh wears no pants??

[alazaye23]

@BlizzZX Easier access for his cock to hit that honey pot :)

[SnoweyMan111]

Um, just fyi. I'm a guy who likes proportions. And no harm meant but most big girls have got them wrong for me. I never tell you off just like that if you're approaching me in a way I'd rather not have you approach me in.

It's not my choice. It's just how I work, don't hate me for it.

;_;

[MrSuperMikey]

step sister NO BLOOD RELATION ( she my booty call too )

[DhillonSama]

I am a bastard. I am not ashamed of all the sex i had.... but my sister might be..

[mgwtube12]

yeah!!! he picked my comment

[theuglymutt]

is this halloween trick or treat?

[ShadyRepublican]

I regret having sex with a glazed donut.

[inyourfacemedia]

why would i be ashamed? i'm the one that had sex and whoever is judging me for it didn't get shit!

[suuperstylin]

@inyourfacemedia im sure if they are judging you then they are hitting something much nicer!

[inyourfacemedia]

@suuperstylin that can be the case. but its usually not. usually the only attention they get is from themselves hahaha.

[skulledmage]

Jessica Alba... was below my standards.

[JoeyLaslo]

i'm not ashamed, i'm a charitable guy.

[daethrun]

Had sex with fish taco, yes that was her name

[blitz3]

my ex -_-

[russianpegs]

wow I read in the bible that sex was a gift from god to married couples. I would be very ashamed if I messed up. I feel like everyone been brain washed from watching porn and seeing the people around them having sex that they don't even feel ashamed anymore cause they think its normal

[ManInRevolt]

@russianpegs If you think,that adults should feel guilty for healthy,consensual,mutually enjoyable activity you're probably the one,who's wrong,not everyone else . Also,you couldn't actually "read in the bible that sex was a gift from god to married couples". It's just not there. Bible (well,NT at least) was written by people,who obviously hated sex (hence the virgin birth story,e.t.c.) and viewed mariage not as a gift,but as a lesser evil for those who failed to abstain (see 1 cor 7:1-2;7:9).

[russianpegs]

@ManInRevolt I agree sex is a healthy activity, but by doing so, your body not only belongs to you, but to your partner as well (Genesis 2:22-25). if you go around banging every hot girl you see, you won't be able to fully commit to just one girl. Best way to describe it is like tape. First stick is strongest, but after a couple more, it won't be able to stick to anything. If your looking to find a healthy activity, there are many other things you can do besides sex.

[ManInRevolt]

@russianpegs My point was,that it's probably not a good idea to build your life around bronze age texts ,that promote,among other things,intolerance ,stonings (for such a heinous crime,like working on saturday,for example ),genocide and slavery in the first place. And that denying (or even condemning) your own sexuality is not a good first step to a healthy sex life. It is a great first step to sexual dysfunction though.

[russianpegs]

@ManInRevolt I agree that condemning your sex life is bad. Different people define sex life differently though. for some its literally the more sex with people the better their sex life. To me sex life doesn't matter cause sex is just one way to show you love someone. What really matters is your love life. forget this argument I'm not trying to change anybody, just wanted to put an opinion out there

[RealityHurts923]

I'm ashamed to admit when I was 19, I banged some chick on her rag.I'm now 32 and my cousin and friends still never let me forget it to this day. They call me JD which is a reference to Jelly Doughnut :(

[localtuber27]

@RealityHurts923 WTF?!! your ashamed?!! women say thats when it feels the best IME...Fuc your friends and cousin. Lay that pipe whenever you can & good for you. I aint ashamed to admit I do that shit all the time

[marjones69]

@RealityHurts923 Damn right...they shouldnt forget that shit you fuckin JD...lol...That shit is hella gross not to mention NASTYYYY...19,20 or 25. Its fucking nasty...Strawberry shortcake with topping courtesy of Jason...lol

[2Lazy2ThinkOfSomthin]

2 Fat native chicks- I just wanted to buy weed from a friend and I ended up having a 3 way with his sister and her friend. And man if I could go back in time that's one thing I would change.

[tehtron]

Did you say Manwhore off camera?

[ISniffBluffs]

Megan Fox :S

[N0N5T0P]

You say youre a woman with needs. So hit the gym, damnit! Only desperate guys, or black guys, want fat chicks.

[siddalee2008]

@N0N5T0P Desperate guys and black guys are the best in bed anyway, so what's your point? LOL

[Imakevids4free]

@siddalee2008 From what experience? HA!

[DavidGlennErazo]

I NEED THAT SHIRT!!!! luv the movie

[crunkidy2]

when i was 16 i banged a 13 yrd... ugly ass chick with me n my friend killed in the bushes of jamaica!!! N TELL THAT BIG CHICK TO COME TO THE CARIBBEAN!!! THAT PUSSY WOULD NEVER REST

[BlacksW16]

@crunkidy2 am Jamaican too and i believe all of us have touch dat ugly ting deh inna dung di lane >.> sooo *bomb fist* rrr

[MegLuvzLife]

This was SO my ex!He cheated on me and every damn girl but one was obese.**I am not saying this to be mean or hateful.Just a fact that I lived. When I found out the who,what,where and all that-All but one of them were big girls. And I myself am pretty small and petite so when I found all of this out it REALLY hurt me. Now I understand the fact that cheating is just dirty all around!-No matter how big or small the girl he chose was.It hurt me even MORE when I saw the one thin girl he was with!

[Riverdale270]

Can professors date students over there? Damn... Pretty fucked up shit!

[TerminusPro]

@Riverdale270

Need to become a professor over there

[jazzplayer9]

its judging now if you're not attracted to someone

[MasterXXL3]

no one.... if one of my boys makes fun of me for sleeping with a chick i just tell "at least I got some"

[perceptiontattered]

hookers thai hookers

[sojazzy914]

"I would do it myself, however I'm retired" ...lmao!

[FiveNineO]

Fat people: Stop being fat!

[kostasphil]

step mother..she is a milf

[kostasphil]

hey Skyy will you ever get MARRIED?????

[ItsRapBoy]

when i say "fat" it's like saying "fuck...."

[3bery]

Ex girlfriend's sister..... my ex and her mum were in the house while we were going at it.

[iLoveDJIBOUTI]

@3bery no way

what happened when u got caught

[3bery]

@iLoveDJIBOUTI I didn't, thats the best thing about it :D She was a piece of fine ass though

[iLoveDJIBOUTI]

@3bery lucky escape

[chalkerrulez]

Damn i never realized how many people have banged their cousin. Whatever, i dont judge.

[moXon460]

My left hand.

[Robingtons]

lol my brothers girlfriend. its ok hes a dick

[apocalypse00023]

im not ashamed im goin to heaven. everyone has to do their bit of charity

[satanshollowd]

Brothers Girlfriend.

 Well I'd be ashamed if he found out

[TheFacefail]

Ashamed? I'm not ashamed of anything, cuz I'm still a virgin. And I don't see any problems with that.

[mmsicis1992]

Do i count as virgin? I have been given a bjob, i have given some finger and tongue actions to few girls, and one pussy i regret, she was acting like whore.

[fallenangel1624]

my hand ... :'(

[Mataiodragon]

Ashamed of? I'm still a virgin o.o

[AHEADSES]

i banged my 3rd degree cousin, man shes smoking, but when the family found out it wasn't too pretty

[midatlantic09]

@AHEADSES How they hell did anyone find out about it? One of you, for whatever reason, must have told.

[AHEADSES]

@midatlantic09 well they got suspicious when she tried tko frenh me onetime in a family reunion.. an then she told her best friend that ended up stabing her in the back cuz shes the daughter of the counculer at the school and has big mouth.

girls do a lot more stpid shit than guys. we jus take the blame...

but.. that didnt stop us from occasionaly doing it, until she turned 18, but im till 17 :((

[fatman45378]

banging your cousin is just disgusting. i would never do that.

[jazzamk]

@nomyek200

gifsoup(dot)com/MzEwMDI2MA

[kvtt]

I lost my virginity and my first kiss to my first cousin. both within a minute of the other. It was great so we went at it again the day after that.... and the day after that... and the day after that.

Had to bring her to the Clinic 2 weeks later....

[lapsassa1]

lol ... skyy retired ... lolz

[FrancisCism]

my cousin .. the shame .. :O

[erdal0]

fat people can´t cook.. that is generally known.

[jigglybacon]

if i told u i would be arrested...

[elitestar]

She expects people to lay her yet she lacks the self-respect and self-discipline to lose weight? No thanks.

[siddalee2008]

@elitestar No, I don't *expect* anyone to lay me, it would be nice though. What I do expect is to not be judged by narrow minded people such as yourself who put every 'type' of person into a category with no exceptions to the rule. As desperate as I may be for some action, I'd still pass you up.

[elitestar]

@siddalee2008 And I'd be glad that you would, assuming I would even ask in the first place.

[michellenn93]

@siddalee2008 My brother has always dated heavier girls. And hes a good looking handsome guy. Hes been with the same girl for the last 3 years, hes 24 and shes 29. She is seriously the sweetest, nicest, and funest person I have ever met. And they are perfect together. And she is very big, takes care of herself very well. Go online, find people in your area, be yourself! Guys arent good at approaching big women! Talk to him for a while, dont hide your bigness with face pics, go out with him. =)

[italiaveg90]

@michellenn93 thanks :D

[darkwingedrussia]

i once had a threesome with my both hands , that shit was nasty...

[SoakedToweL]

lol

[242DEE]

greasy pot head has no ass or tits banged her in the forrest lol the bible said dont judge

[gasconade10]

I willing to tap that....let's tame that wild beast. Skyy hook me up.haha

[timoback3000]

A woman who was most likely nearly twice my age @ the time I was 27

[pmonbob]

my cousin.....-_- dont judge

[sillygoose544]

@pmonbob She can't find any nerds or anything?

[jorgen1990]

@pmonbob All the people who liked this comment have banged their cousin, including me.

[pollwoll]

@jorgen1990 your sick

[mamobster1500]

@pmonbob :O

[freerider4ever]

If you want to know the answer to that question, look of my facebook..... fucking photo evidence everywhere....

[RitchieRoseable]

Banged my girlfriends best friend and till this day she'll never know lmao

[RitchieRoseable]

Lol am I the only one who has seen skys commercial when he's shaving?

[keta4332]

some sex should be turned down immediately w/o sampling (his professor's g/f) b/c it's NOT worth the destroying a college career (a career)

[keta4332]

all: shapes, sizes, complexions, races of women CAN GET A DATE/ SEX from what i've observed

[k5lta]

THANK YOU SKYY!!!! I hate when fat girls act like they cant get anyone, Get the hell out of here with that BULLshit.

[ZeQiR]

I banged most of the school sluts in my day, kept that shit secret.

My wife thinks she was my first; I told her I learned from porn.

[StreetStylerZ07]

skky just pick my comment for no reason u dirty prick...

[RandoWarriorX]

OMFG LOL IM SUBBING

[FrankSalazarJr]

a big girl....

[reyo88]

my ex's mum. Though she was hotter than my ex

[SignUp4Ko]

heeeeeeeeeeelllllllloooooooooo­oooooooo

[XeeChannel]

Pause 1:17. Sky just came

[nomyek200]

1:18 - 1:25 someone please make a gif out of that