Gay penguins Buddy and Pedro to be separated by Toronto Zoo

[AVillainousVoice]

@light4misa, a Taiwanese animated news channel on YouTube, that shows some weird scenarios - like all featured in this so-called news video, for instance.

[kucak]

fuck them all

[InfiltrateYourMind]

Always irritated me, this nonsense spouted by liberals & gays about 'gay' animals. No we know, they were never gay.

[mrzisawesome]

they were separated, and yup, they weren't gay.

[mangomonster26]

LMAO this channel rockz!

[votablejaguar9]

thumbs up if Russel Howards Good News brought you here :)

[InfiltrateYourMind]

@votablejaguar9 Russel Howard - the unfunniest man on UK TV - ticks all the beebs left wing, liberal friendly employee boxes, but sadly, he's not funny.

[light4misa]

eh, gay penguin buttsex makes children? who animated this?

[MrTaro98]

nice cgi

[cyriljackal]

Anything to make even animals miserable. Separate creatures that like each other. Separate people who like each other. Anything to destroy.

[vomitedshit]

is that tom hanks playing the zookeeper?

[eggnog1503]

1:01 If it leads to amazing shit like this happening then yes, we really should care more about gay animal rights.

Look at those classy motherfuckers.

[AtlasShruggery]

"Them penguins approached me about a job but I never did nothing inappropriate!" - Herman Cain

[crisprapper]

The music and soundbite choices were spot on for this. These are usually funny but you've outdone yourself this time NMA...

[uaweze]

They're not fucking gay theyre just close buddies, dont advocate homosexuality cuz its disgusting.

[pointman127]

We need an animal gay rights movement!

[mvchc2007]

Vote to stop their separation. Go to Change.org.

[TippingWater]

0:20 wtf ?

[LianeJC]

AAAND news from Poland: "Anna Grodzka, the first transgender candidate to be elected to office in Poland, made his/her debut in Parliament yesterday. Part of the newly formed Palikot Party, Grodzka hopes to bring transformation to the Roman Catholic country." (Meg Bennet, "“Flip-Flopping” Not a Concern for Polish Voters: First Transgender Candidate Elected to Parliament")

Shouldn't the LGBT community be focusing less on these penguins and more on this - it's much bigger news I think!

[primummovens]

Except in reality, at least one of them used to have a female for 10 years. Don't believe in marketing.

[flonga1]

HARD GAY

[videos4mom]

This video is weird, buddy and pedro arent having sex. they just swim around together. think of it as a bromance.

[alexboricuakid21]

BACHMAN 2012 hahahahahahaha

[browneyeddog31]

Somehow this has gotta be Rob Ford's fault

[Shahamu]

Damn you Harper!!!

[whythehell99]

Why do they believe they can turn these gay penguins straight? If it is possible then why are they called gay penguins in the first place? Shouldn't they be called bi penguins?

[VoteYou]

They should make a cameo in Happy Feet 2 since they are probably the most famous penguins now LMAO

[Entsetzen1984]

GOD HATES PENGUINS

[KonvoyChief]

Why is that kid wearing a Tebow jersey?

[BioCapsule]

Mankind is also the reason why they are endanger... we really do fuck with them in every possible manner.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

its nature and their playing god, fuck off canada and don't come back until you say sorry for brain adams.

[Fuzzehbunneh]

@Crazybenjiwoo

Yes because the decision of a zoo can obviously be used to portray all the individual thoughts of an entire Country. Maybe you should fuck off and apologize you one minded fuck, what are you American? Should I decide all Americans are weak minded and un-individual because of your comment?

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@Fuzzehbunneh

You don't have to decide that. They've shown these properties on their own volition :/

"who caers abowt speling?"

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@Fuzzehbunneh you have a an anime picture ( and im sure you masturbate to it also ) they are playing god with the two animals lifes, rather then let nature take its inevitable course, and yes, fuck americunts also, their like Canadians minus the apple ( aka weak sauce ) sauce

[Entsetzen1984]

@Crazybenjiwoo you're retarded they're just fucking penguins and we need these faggot penguins to make some penguin babies damnit.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@Entsetzen1984 watch ricky gervais " animals " as im not fucked even bothering responding you karl pilkington wannabe.

[Fuzzehbunneh]

@Crazybenjiwoo Maybe it's because it's the title page of one of my animations, one with over 100k views at that. Maybe if you had a video with enough views you'd change your picture too. Oh, never mind, all of your videos are stolen talent from other artists, poor you. I also never said what they were doing to the penguins was right or wrong, you just assumed it.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@Fuzzehbunneh i put up the video as a favour, you put up videos to be popular.

Checkmate newfag.

[benpatrickjohnson]

Unfortunately, artificial insemination is not an option. It's not as straightforward (ha) a proposition as with mammals, especially larger ones where we've had success. The biologists say the only way these fellas can get preggers is the old-fashioned way. Good news for the penguins: the zookeepers promise they'll return Buddy and Pedro to each others' loving partnership as soon as this little breeding experiment is done. Let's think of this as one of them making business trip. HEHE

[86am]

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[ShineeeLuv]

@86am same

[Frohstar]

@86am Why?

[Clay3613]

Do what they do with horses, fake the sex...steal the sperm.

[xxbondsxx]

Hahahhaah I love the "I wish I knew how to quit you"

[Olawz]

Did i just watch gay penguin porn o_O

[kylebless310]

@Olawz yes Mister kinky

[benpatrickjohnson]

@Olawz Yes you did. The question is, did you laugh, were you aroused, or both. HAHA Maybe you don't need to answer that.

[Vakrian]

/watch?v=zJPkBc-BN4w pretty much sums up my feeling after watching this video...if i had anymore faith left in mankind this would pretty much eliminate it

[ItsTheFizz]

HOT GAY PENGUIN ACTION

[MotweraCity]

i see why ford is trying to close toronto zoo then...

[hoosierhiver]

Most male giraffes have gay sex.

[kylebless310]

cant they do a sperm extraction and inject it to the female penguin?

[inthenuddy]

@kylebless310 yes, they're just ass holes though

[ShadowGatex]

@kylebless310 The hatchling won't be raised correctly then.

[benpatrickjohnson]

@kylebless310 No. Doesn't work that way, unfortunately. ;-)

[videos4mom]

@kylebless310 no they cant. things like this are possible for larger animals, but the incubation of an egg is very important, and requires two penguins.

[RakeBone]

@kylebless310 would u really want to try to "extract" penguin sperm?

[MayOceansClaimMe]

@RakeBone people do it for horses and other animals, why not try it with penguins...

[RakeBone]

@MayOceansClaimMe you sir, is nasty

[bielcouto]

Wait. Animals already have to be well fed and well treated.. I agree with that. No one has the right to make an animal suffer while living.(which is different of killing for food)

Now they have sexual rights too? I mean, this is insane... they already have plenty of reasons to be depressed.

Having a pet will get more complicated than having a child.

And all you wanted when you bought your dog was a companion.

[unorthodoxJ]

I think saying "gay animal rights" makes the whole gay movement sound like a joke

They're both an endangered species so the zoo has an extra incentive to keep them straight penguins but also such press of seeing gay penguins fuck may drive away customers. Let the zoo do what they want

[therealrickycat]

@unorthodoxJ But the thing is, is that it simply doesn't work that way. Homosexuality in the animal kingdom works the same way as in homo sapiens, in that you can't just pair them up with the opposite sex and expect them to magically change their gender.

"They're both an endangered species so the zoo has an extra incentive to keep them straight penguins" If that were true I guess I should just go get a girlfriend so that I can be properly moral and renounce the choice I've made.

[unorthodoxJ]

@therealrickycat Last I checked the human population was largely overpopulated so why would I care about you in regards to the population part

Also "properly moral" I never brought up any moral arguments. You assume because I say let the zoo do what they wish with the gay penguins it must be because I myself am against gay people, which I'm not.

[therealrickycat]

@unorthodoxJ Sorry I wasn't trying to make it out that you were against gay people. Sorry if I made it out that way, I wasn't trying to. I just took offense to you implying that if a homosexual animal is separated and grouped in with one of their own species who is of the opposite gender, that they can become heterosexual. I wasn't comparing this to humans in terms of population, because that would be stupid of me. I'm comparing humans to animals in that it isn't a choice in any species.

[therealrickycat]

Er not gender, sexual orientation*

[gray73]

@unorthodoxJ Anyone looking close enough to tell if its two male or a male and a female penquin fucking needs to get a life.

[unorthodoxJ]

@gray73 They wouldn't look they'd just know from news reports, rumors, etc.

But yes anyone who actually gets offended and complains about what these animals do with each other do need to get a life

[benpatrickjohnson]

@gray73 Then apparently, according to yo, every zookeeper and biologist on the planet "needs to get a life" -- ? You make no sense. But thanks for commenting.

[gray73]

@benpatrickjohnson Make sure to add yourself to the list. I was commenting on people being offended by two male animals fucking which is what unorthodox stated in his comment. But thanks for your two cents worth.

[eddy909100]

@unorthodoxJ They have tried too do this before with a male penguin couple in Germany, it didn't work, the paired off males became depressed and refused too eat, so they had no choice but too reunite the pair.

[StephonWallace]

there was a random tebow jersey

[evilmiera]

Poor gay penguins :( At least give them some white picket fences!

[pumapaul17]

what the fuck is this shit and how the fuck did i get here?

[benpatrickjohnson]

@pumapaul17 Ask your doctor or pharmacist.

[thomasdfghj1]

'sup