World's BEST ALARM CLOCK

[patelsoccertennis10]

your so funny

[timvanreyk]

None of the alarms are as irritating as this guy talking

[laxplyr5]

Cage the monkey

[PegasusTrader]

Use justin bieber song .. nuff said

[semperfisemperceler]

the 1st alarm is my favorite

[kebothefreebo]

how about no alarm clock so instead of trying to stop it from ringing you just sleep?

[riggerzz1]

Why don't you just unplug it?

[ryuzakilawlight]

Ou Em DJI! NUMBR 2 IS A BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (rofl) :D:D:D:D:D:D:d xDXDXDXD xD hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhah­ahahahahhahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaa­ahahhahahahahahahah

[FantasticMrJason]

Slap it like a step-child, gold :D

[alexqzed]

You are stupid. Funny but stupid. j/k

[DovahkiinOffTheTop]

i need number 7!!

[TheCallofmy]

or you can get out the batteries :D 

[twistedtricker9]

you look like bear grylls

[FrizzyLizzie37]

i think this is the only one of your videos that has made me laugh so much i can't breathe xD The monkey but nearly killed me xD lololol

[pyram66]

I have the lazer one

[slyasastarfox64]

dunk the monkey! (all adamwestslapdog's majora's mask abridged fans will know what I'm talking about xD)

[omg13lover]

I love how he says "Brilliant" at 1:51

[gibbo1112]

If its 40000 volts then it probably went through a transformer, this means the current will be very low and you wont die, as it is current not voltage that does any damage

[SpiceboyRandom]

Ooh. *takes notes*

[razerburst]

40000 volts of electricity?

BITCH ONE VOLT OF ELECTRICITY MAKES YOUR HEART STOP.

[Shri2k8]

@razerburst Actually, it's totally safe to come in contact with voltages less than 50V AC or 120V DC

[razerburst]

@Shri2k8 So my teacher lied? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Shri2k8]

@razerburst I think your teacher meant amperes instead of voltage. It's not the voltage that's lethal, it's the current that can kill you. Your body is a resistor, a voltage will cause a current to flow through your body.

0.5 - 3 mA Tingling sensation

3 - 10 mA Experience pain, muscle contraction

10 - 40 mA Grip paralysis

30 - 75 mA Respiratory systems shuts down

100 - 200 mA Experience heart fibrillation

200 - 500mA Heart clamps tight

Over 1A Tissue and organs burn

[razerburst]

@Shri2k8 Thnx ^.^

[JoKeProductions22]

@Shri2k8 well actually, it depends how healthy your heart is. If your heart doesnt beat well or it is very unhealthy or wateva, it can come close or can kill you. js

[nastynash96]

Are you trying a mohawk? roflol

[jitterykdog]

YAY i finally found out how to tutor HOW MUCH FOR A WATER/elctricity

[TheLood]

I love you man!!!! I can't stop laughing, my stomach hurts

[KylaxieLicious]

I thought CLOCKY was the most annoying alarm clock.

[deoyx]

fuck man, your alarm clock wouldn't even wake me. -shakes head- I'm a lost cause.

[Hands45]

My favourite way to wake my housemate up is to go into his room and play the death metal rooster clip on full volume :)

[Allenmarxchannel]

An alarm clock that sounds like a terrorist, you know? Drololololol... BOOM!

[VersionOnePoint2]

For most of us, waking up in the morning is the unnatural act of recognising that we didn't die in the middle of the night. o.o

[sarahll1417]

i love u too danny :)

[BrandyZombiee]

I want the shape alarm clock

[Furbalicious9000]

Sorry Danny but the loudest alarm clock is spongebob's

[DJDhananjayK]

Then there is the diarrhea alarm xDD

[jtbest181818]

@maxta88 and i dont like u

[piadash]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on youtube

[DrunkenMailman]

if you mix 1 and 2 you get SHOCK THE MONKEY!

ps. its a song

[masenz]

@DrunkenMailman SHOCK THE MONKEY TONIGHT

[veronjn111]

i like number 2

[runescape1sux]

is it the top 7 or the worst 7?

[Orushy]

change your hairstyle

[TheFlygt]

Welcome to the psychotic permanent eye-contact course.

[mexxbox]

You should have wrote "Cage the elephant" at the end of the vid

xD

Thumbs up if you get it :]

[chuckles4habs]

@mexxbox i dont get it...

[mexxbox]

@chuckles4habs Just a band called "Cage the Elephant" :P

[alexpounder]

@mexxbox yeah but what would that have to do with the video?

[xXGhostChuyXx]

hahahaha nice

[tqvivaperu]

XD I cant believe these inventions! Pucha might as well get a monkey

[sabokizi]

#1 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

[nikalicious2012]

Lol.! I would be so mad if i was woken up by any of these.!

[zarofl]

N2 > all :D wonna buy it

[bramlyb]

playing with a laser in the morning, makes a very happy Brammie too!

[MrMusicalmatt]

I have number 4. It's so loud

[cuzimspecial1]

man you have EVILIY INVENTED ALARMS!

[ChickenzRKewl]

1:18 Wank and shake?

[glitterstar1313]

that's the report, I'm Danny, and I love you, I really do :) lol

[MrSRanDOmChick]

46 people died due to Danny"s Inventive alarm Clocks

[ysnmue95]

HAHAHAHAH "to snooze it you have to slap it like a stepchild" HAHAHAHAHA BEST FREAKIN' PART :)

[ssiissiilliiaa]

your hair..nuff said

[xmiffy]

is the first one real??????

[hateme4youu]

@xmiffy yes you douche

[toucanmel94]

These sound like rejected SAW traps XD

[s0nicaify]

this guy is HILARIOUS....haha imagine waking up next to him every morning...he could be my alarm clock...my only reason to get up in the morning what a funny guy...be mine?

[CherryCarryStar]

numero dos is my favourite

[vandirk86]

Best gradual report ever!

[HolyDisease]

YEAH ! IM NOT DEAD ! WOO HOO ! (open the window) ! IM THE LUCKIEST OF YOU ALL YOU BASTARDS ! I DIDNT DIE ! BEAT THAT ! (a guy screaming ) "I DIDNT DIE EITHER" ooh crap -_- [ and that is how you start a day if you are a moron after watching the first 6 seconds of the video and you must be really interested in reading if you made it this far and since you made it this far i want to cong. you for making it this far and you are a lucky guy too becouse you didnt die in the middle of reading this.

[akarene]

sigh, i was not called a tasty little lemon drop....

[lonlygirl77]

i would want to kill somone if i had to put puzzle peaces in to holes when i first wake up.

[johny122590]

#2 is so fake and no one will like that or even buy it, if its real

[mansashaka]

@johny122590 Nooooo really? he made it up.........for the lol's 

[kedalin]

@johny122590 You're either 10 or really slow

[formulanerd]

best alarm clock ever: bit ly slash bmGR4Y

[Smitho94]

i wanna punch your face... your very orange face

[FillyChee]

this is probably my favourite one lolol

[Furious6frog]

LMAO, your invention water alarm must been placed in every house, that`ll be so much fun! xD

[Ferbbie]

" and I love you, I mean I really do" :oD :OD lol :oD 

[IzzyTuckey100]

Warninf this may encourage you to stay in bed for 3 day's thinking you are at a rave :)

[jareth312]

Lol i tried to watch the brain freeze show from here and it said

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information: and there was a link

[3295reapersheir]

EPIC!!!!!!

[phantastamogoria]

I love u too, Dannyboy :)

[DJUnionX]

I've never laughed so hard to any of your videos as much as I did when I've seen this one...my saliva was dripping out of my mouth because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't hold myself.You're a LEGEND!!!

[kadeGibson]

BRILLIANT!!!!!

[sammyg539611]

dannyyy haha your videos are great! could you please do a video on the bird and the bees? i mean seriously why are the birds getting intimate with the bees..doesnt make much sense to me..

[4everSarahCullen]

Hahahahahaa that was sooo freaking hilarious!!! Ur a funny person ;)

[jhhni]

Your fockin Gay!!!!!!!!!!

[Shift9001]

I have that monkey alarm, only i call it my sister...yeah...she also lives in a cage in my room...yeah...i feel like someone has taken over my brain because i've been watching to much of his vids on this one website with movies of people...yeah...

[AleksM1991]

40KV will set you on fire LOL

[Lrockzhi]

what was the first one called LMAO i want to get this for a m8 :P

[cigar150]

man u fuckin rock ! 

[BlayneYudis]

40000 volts then YOU MUST DIE

[PlanetVerdia]

ROFLMAO for real. Man Thank you! You made my day I almost peed myself laughing at this video. Where can i get this monkey alarm? I'll send it to my ex boyfriend for his birthday.

[concret9001]

lol. gradualreport is so fucking funny

[Magicsidekid123]

lol i think #2

u got it from saw trap

[userpyromaster]

You look like an oompaolompa

[iraqiboy90]

HAHAHAHA, I loled so much that I thought I would die

[thecooker9]

step child :D i like #7 :P

[theonlinehacker1]

ithe best

[MrSatan666ism]

Where can I get one of those water/electricity alarms?

[iamsweetkate]

hahaha ur cool and funny too

[sosolid2m]

is #2 true? for that scares the shit of me 46k volts????

[cherrydipbaby123]

@sosolid2m he said that he made it up? can u not listen?

[iraqiboy90]

@sosolid2m

I think he said 40k volt, not 46...

[kommandoSKAR]

I lol'ed so much at the "find a helicopter in your room" xD

[TalShiarAgent]

monkey alarm xD

[ozzyfreak314]

Hey Danny make a vid on the history of video game violence

[ozzyfreak314]

Hey Danny make a video about video game violence

[kamaWHOkazyMIMI]

i like his CLOCK! lol

[leog1994]

are these real??

[blagojexinho]

:pinning needles under my toenails just to distract my thoughts from the pain you caused to my stomach and face muscles with this video:

[jillian41]

haha you make my day.

[Scoot4em]

You act like Ace Ventura lol

[BellaLegosi72]

hahaha the monkey

[HubCapLad]

i love you too danny!! Sooooooo muuuchhhh!!!

[sarkasmi83]

One of my favourite shows in a long time! ...and no this doesn't mean to say that all your other vids suck, just to say that you've again managed to do a fantastic vid among all the other good ones.

[candlelua]

danny, that was the funniest video ever. Story of my life.

if you're ever in canberra let me know!

[1Linkinmaniac]

the first one and a helicopter are ftw :P

[downhillrider199]

I have no.1 (A)

[Zstarr94]

I HAVE NUMBER 5!! lol

[DarkWolf267]

This one I saw you had to throw it agaisnt the wall to make it shush xD

[mustian0111]

I was drinking an AMP when i saw the last part with the monkey and spit all of it out of my mouth on to my keyboard and ruined it so i had to get another one to write this..

[heionaurora]

I couldn't stand watching more than 2 seconds of this asshat. Video could have been more effective without the annoying voices.

[heionaurora]

You could be just as effective without having to look or sound like a complete tool

[animewolf16]

I want the lazer alarm!

[Abcgummy1791]

What happened to us being tasty little lemon drops?

[n4v3al]

what the hell is up with your hair? and the immature voice tones...4 real get a life..

[yommt1]

hah congragulations your day has started

[4ndr1j4]

hahahahahahahaha

this is the best video evah!

lololololololololol

[wassuppeeps]

"Like a step-child" LOL.

[Hilaryisweird]

hahaha vomits out puzzle pieces

[KevinDR1987]

only number 7,3 and 2 would work on me.

number 1 would just keep me up all night

[agentbluekittty]

LAZZZZER!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH

[tehhkrmn65]

i know a guy that has the helicopter alarm

[MinnieRebelde8]

@tehhkrmn65 lmfao :'D

[reddmic2008]

LOL at "this alarm SHOOTS off a helicopter". if helicopters had testicles and a penis, how many females(or males if ur promiscuous and gay) can he give a facial b4 it finishes shooting the load?

the 1st person to give me the correct answer will have a new subscriber from yous truly

HAVE FUN GUYS! : )

[blackice240]

@reddmic2008 over 9000 is the only logical answer.

[radiobox32]

I trained that monkey! xD

[TunesNorth]

That was hilarious, I enjoyed it.

Loved the chopper alarm, what a great idea. lol

Thanks for posting.

5 *s!

I would like to invite you view my Remember the Edmund video. 

I wrote and sing the song. and would be very interested in what you think. Take care. Tom

[mantheman100]

ok no offense but wtf with the haircut?

[RobTheGamer]

Thanks for making me laugh Dan.5/5

[sonicfanatic200]

LMAO! You're hair!

[izme29]

hahaha this made me happy, excellent gradual report and i believe your love so it must be true.

[dragonboy424]

lmfao! 1 was funny!

[TonyDark22]

I love 1 and 2 :)

u are awesome danny

[chanefkid]

Laser one is the Best :D

[yofat]

I like the floating anal bead clock

[112WildCat211]

curlhawk

[0X0tateiscoolok0X0]

Fuck....that idea hurts~!!!

[NayoThe2nd]

why didnt you add a link to the companies that make those alarms?

[W4rt0rtl3]

1:52 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Stralle92]

Number 2 was hilarious :D ahahhahahhahha "U will get 3 ours early just to get that code" :D ahahhahaha

[MegaHolymoly]

Holy shit.. I never laughed so hard.

[Othrox08]

ilike your hair danny (:

its like a beautiful rooster !!

[ClintonSwaim]

I'd love to bitch slap my clock.

[xShadowsaur]

DANNY!

I NEED TO BREATHE!

So

damn funny

[SingingDiva42]

LOL CAGE THE MONKEY

[monkeypoo1993]

Charge flows; the unit of charge flow is Ampules.

The coulombs flow; they flow in Amps, or Coulombs per Second.

Feel free to kill me for being a smart ass.

:D

[GawdImTom]

Ampules? How about "Amperes," which are the quotient of voltage divided by the gross resistance. Amperes are the unit for current.

Lightning is the same principle. A difference in potential between the clouds and the earth. A difference in potential is called "Voltage," which results in current flow, given a resistance exists, which, in this case, is the air between the clouds and the earth.

[monkeypoo1993]

@GawdImTom: Damn, you've outsmarted me, this time. T_T

:D

[GawdImTom]

@monkeypoo1993 There will be a next time. And it will be glorious.

[monkeypoo1993]

@GawdImTom thanks buddy :D

[GawdImTom]

@monkeypoo1993 You're quite welcome. I look forward to seeing you on the battlefield that is Youtube comments again.

[monkeypoo1993]

CAGE THE MONKEY

[thelastdraco]

haha no. 1

[SandJDavies]

I think I'd go with the puzzle clock. Less extreme.... safer... yeah.. :D

[xMissSunshine97x]

Whats the first one called?

that looks cool!

[SanjaBeki183]

Great video!

[Opiman000]

Wow, gradual report, you are rockin with the channel views! Congrats!

On the alarm thingee: In my early twenties I had to use two alarms and get a phone call to wake up...and sometimes that didn't work. Not uncommon for me to sleep in until 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

Then I found the ULTIMATE ALARM CLOCK !!!

A newborn. As in, baby.

Omfg. Fast forward twenty years to today...and I would sell my soul to sleep in til 2 pm. Or 11 am, for that matter.

I don't even use an alarm clock anymore.

[xShadowsaur]

My mom knows exactly what you mean xD

she loved the alarm so much, after me she got 3 more xD

[DarkLordKane]

you risen again with another ORIGINAl tougth ! once again u laughed me to tears ! :D 40000 V of electricity :D heheh !

recently was a test in UK and 5% of kids answered that LUKE SKYWALKER was fist ma non moon.. do a show on that ;)