Using the EPA's estimate of 647 quadrillion gallons of water in the Gulf of Mexico, and the estimated maximum spill volume of 203,000,000 (203 million gallons), for each gallon of oil in the Gulf, there are 31,213,592,233 (that's 31.2 billion gallons) of water sloshing about. The Mississippi River deposits more than 3.3 million gallons of water into the Gulf every second. Which means that the Mississippi dumps more water into the Gulf every 90 seconds than the well leaked in total.
@POTVIN121 What's with everyone always making a joke out of the people that dislike videos? NO i DIDN'T dislike this video, but it's really old and FUCKING STUPID!!! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHO OR WHY PEOPLE DISLIKE VIDEOS!!!!!!!
yeah it's called BP, but it's not british. sure the americans just love to call it british petroleum despite that not being it's name, but the fact is it's owned by americans, more than half the employees are americans and more than half the shares belong to americans. neither the appointed CEO, CFO or chairman is british. none of the workers on the rig that exploded were british, and none of the management team in charge of the rig were british.
ohh ya whats natural is poor animals breathing in oil and dieng and all dirty thats natural right oil also causes fumes bad for the world so bp i will never use your servise ever in my life even 20 years from now when my car will brake down in the desert and i walk 20 miles to find gas but the only place is bp i will walk 20 more miles to a speedway and not bp
I find it very funny that I was not the only one that thought that. I said to myself (long before even knowing about this video) "but isn't oil just as natural as anything else?"
@DarthCaniac its not natural for it to be floating , dissolved or washed up otherwise in the seas and waterways with such a polluting quantity . I get it but its not a point of humor . . end the video with good statement/s to that effect , would be more of value . Glad the maker spent the time .
URGENT COMMENT IN THE WORLD Recently in Moroccan country - , a person named " Omar Bouzalmat " served before as a gendarme ()fficer J.P ,detected on himself a giant talent detecting oil at a distant area ,by emetting of waves with a speed of 7200 kms per hour ,directly . see references on my present youtube site- Said that oil spill in gulf mexico ,because of the magma down the field , that gives heath and pressure. The spill will stop , when the heath and pressure reduced. .
@drchicken88 dude this isnt an actual bp commercial, and trust me way more than 4000 animals were killed. get some facts man.also its pretty easy to figure out what a "spoof" is.
What you should do is stop driving your cars or using oil based products or relying on some one else to provide for your fossil fueled economy. If you didn't need it it wouldn't have been there, sorry.
This happened in Nigeria and no one cared, doesn't matter I suppose if it happens in a third world country.
I agree it sucks but working together works better than working against. Maybe you could make a spoof for the rest of the world or does it only count when it happens to you.
@ryder4601 Seriously, cry more man, you're whining because people didn't care about something that didn't happen to them. How about celebrities that start a foundation, which the donations the put in it count as a tax write-off because they or someone close to them got a disease. It's the same in their case, but people don't go bitching at them for it. Get off your high horse you whiny bastard.
Now for the author of this video, excellent work, I really like it.
it was ok, doesn't hit hard enough for me. take off the gloves.
and i won't be a critic and leave. when you're doing a subtle vocal satire, you need a back drop of graphic photos. the contrast between the two makes for a powerful message. can you tell i hate bp for what they've done? and how every time you turn around they're trying to hide something, or lie, or their spending millions on a pr, or their denying workers masks, or reporters access...
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The Gulf of Mexico BP oil spill is an environmental end of day’s bomb if the oil contains substantial iron and the surface water shows an increase in acidity. The acidification of the oceans indicates that the water is capturing atmospheric carbon and produces some carbonic acid. I would imagine that the air interface over a strong carbon sink would even slightly burn the eyes . A elite geologist John Martin stated in a speech “give me a tanker of Iron and I will cause the next ice age”.
quite funny Britethorn..I saw the comment from cannotbochap...it amazes me how people can watch a parody and then make a comment about some small part of it that has nothing to do with comedy...and over look the entire point of the video..My parodies get the same thing all the time, and as usual in this case "canno" does not have even one video posted. I guess it makes people feel better that have no imagination or creative comedy skill....anyway great work man..
hmmmmm....I wonder If you could inject liquid nitrogen into the gulf oil fissure via intersecting drilled holes and freeze the oil coming up like on a good cold winters morning in Ontario?....
then if that method fails, at least polarbears would have oilbergs to sit on....
Who owns BP? The Rothschilds. Who owns Barack Obama? The Rothschilds. How hard would it be to stage this accident and then ensure a failed response?
The BP oil spill must be seen in the context of an ongoing covert war against America waged by the Illuminati, i.e. the Masonic Jewish central banking cartel led by the Rothschilds.
Fired puppet! On to the next one!!!! Delays delays delays day, 70 . BP is actually going to pull off this shit until August - SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS A COWARD and will burn in Hell one day for the destruction accepted because it was the most cost effective way to handle the problem for- THEIR COMPANY- WHO THE FUCK IS BP?
Who is the real puppet? Who made the decision to handle the leak with this method? BP? WTF?!!! WHAT'S GOING ON AMERICA?
@cannotbochap dude you have got to be dumber than anyone from bp if you really didnt acknowledge that this video was making fun of them. come on dude thats ridiculous
lolol! Interesting point of philosophy. Complete rubbish, of course, where a mortal lifespan is concerned. People should google Paul Stamets Bioremediation techniques. Certain species of rapidly reproducing mushrooms actually eat oil and other chemicals, reducing it, over a reasonably short space of time, into soil. Nuther weird thing I came across: Someone, somewhere, commented on oil as "Satan's Blood". Not sure its spot on, but it does make one pause o think.
The greedy bankers of Zionist USA and its supporter never care about the world poor people their aim is to think about the criminal Zionist unfair Israel. Oh people how can u keep good hope with such nation who cursed by god and its entire messenger the dirty Jews who hurt to all messenger and good people of the world. The criminals Zionist can kill 3000 innocent USA citizen in 9/11 for the NWO why they will think about animals of mexico sea. Oh GOD Bless USA and free USA by the hands of Jews
Who gives a damn whether bp is British, or American, or multinational? It's the global culture of corporate greed that is allowed to flourish unchecked--with no meaningful restraint that is at fault. That and the apathy of the populace at large--people who don't care until it hits them where it hurts. BTW--I do not own, and never have owned a car.
1.5 million British tourists visit Florida each year and spend billions. It is now clear how much Americans hate the British as anti British comments have gone way beyond this oil company. I was going to Florida this year but am now going to Europe - not because of the oil but because of the hatred. I am sure many British tourists will follow suit for many years.
@seetheeoceen explain how we are all to blame? how can we all be to blame because bp decided to leave out the safety precautions they were required to follow.
@Slash135791 think about it are you doing anything to stop the production of gasoline fueled vehicles? or useless plastics and everything using oil? no we are obviously supporting it and we ae the ones fucking our planet up. thats how we are to blame. do some fucking research thats not a tough one
@LECHEMOS as a matter fact dick, my dad has been working on ways to convert cars to run on electricity used by solar panels. and guess what those solar panels are being covered with to protect their circuitry and hardware? RECYCLED PLASTIC. so next time YOU do some research instead of trying to act like a badass on youtube.
@Slash135791 calm down bro your the one trying to be a badass. learn how to stand up for yourself without that vulgur way of expressing hate. thats cool call me a dick dude but ill go to sleep at night not frustrated at why someone hates me because in the end we bleed the same so no you go do some research and learn how to not bump egos. calm and collective, you might make a point next time
@LECHEMOS I'm not frustrated over some douche on youtube. and i made my point on proving you wrong on how i am trying to make a better energy alternative.
@Slash135791 dude first of all the point was you asked how we are to blame and i told you how so shut the fuck up i didnt ask you about your daddy making you some fucking energy grow up dude. your a pussy immature bitch dont comment me again fag
@LECHEMOS and the question was how am i stopping gasoline and plastic waste, and i told you how so i proved my point. and besides what the hell happened to bumping egos you bipolar hippie.
No it's not Obama's fault, just like Katrina wasn't Bush's fault. It's hype. The problem I do have however is Obama using this as an excuse to pimp for his agenda of raising energy taxes and milk BP for money.
i can see what you're saying, but it would be more like mcdonalds spraying fries in everyone's car; that situation can be blamed on mcdonalds. but blame wouldn't be any good because in the case of BP, no one knows how to stop the oil.
i can see what you're saying, but it would be more like mcdonalds spraying fries in everyone's car; that situation can be blamed on mcdonalds. but blame wouldn't be any good because in the case of BP, no one knows how to stop the oil.
2 minutes ago I lived very close to Florida beaches that Id go to every year. Those assholes are going to ruin St. George, Carabelle, St. Marks, Panama City and other enjoyable beaches. Thanks to this country's stupidity, its quiclky ruining itself.
I WILL NEVER PUT ANOTHER DROP OF BP GAS IN MY CAR EVER AGAIN!!! D:
there are five yeah, even six things in nature, which are cleaned up not without great difficulty: milk blood urine human dung oil and ne'er the least; bullshit...
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@LondonDarkstar You're telling me that British Petroleum is not British?? What's next? The asshole CEO is also not British?? Stop shitting yourselves you British. Just admit it, the British people are responsible for all the shit that's happening in the Gulf of Mexico.
@walter0bz Yes, it is a Global Corporation, but its main headquarters are in England and its run by Brits like Tony Hayward. If there were a problem with McDonald's, America would take it on the chin from the rest of the world because even though it too is a Global Corp., it's run from and by the US.
global elite are on a different plane, wherever they happened to put their headquaters or originate from.
& its like blaming mcdonalds for making people fat.. the worlds appetite for oil is to blame, pushing us to seek it in more extreme environments making accidents more likely.
@britethorn okay buddy, there is a huge fricken problem with mcdonalds, (overweight world, factory farms, slave labor) the list goes on and on, but america is not taking this on the chin, so I would have to say there are major holes in your theory.
Hrmm, it couldn't be the fact that 50 days into it, Obama has failed to help in ANY way shape or form; be it solutions to the leak, or cleanup of what's now falling on land which hurts everyone.
No, instead he's been on vacation, playing basketball and running his mouth about BP instead of trying to help. Remember 10 days into Katrina, Bush must have hated black people. Well, I guess 50 days into the oil spill we know Obama hates the South, the ocean, fish, and I guess Earth.
What is the government going to do about it? They have neither the equipment nor the knowledge to clean this mess up. This is as much as Obama's fault as Katrina was Bush's fault. Some things are simply out of one's control. You think Obama doesn't give a crap about this? Of course he does. It's just an extremely difficult situation to handle.
I'm not by any means trying to say that he's handling this perfectly. But how would you feel if you were majorly being blamed for this? :/
What do you mean what are they going to do about it? There are professors from every major university in this country touting endless solutions to rid the ocean of what's already leaked into the ocean and how to clean up the beaches: These idea's aren't being implemented because either the government won't pick it up and execute, or because of how ironic, environmental regulations prohibiting the use of agents which would break down oil into CO2, C, and oxygen, or solids.
Obama was right to let BP handle their own mess in fixing the leak, but the leak hasn't stopped, and the oil in the ocean hasn't gone anywhere other than more and more outward.
The federal government has the resources and yes, equipment (unless you weren't aware of the endless range of ships in the fleet's that make up out coast guard/military) to utilize the solutions so many have come up with and have PROVEN to work.
Obama's letting things get worse so he can be expedient
If these solutions have been proven to work, as you said, then why are they not being implemented? Obviously if there were a sure to work solution, the leak would have been stopped by now. It's ignorant to say that Obama wants things to get worse. Any rational human being would stop the leak when possible. You have no evidence of these "proven to work" solutions.
You obviously aren't paying attention. These solution's aren't being implemented because Obama's on vacation. These solutions aren't being implemented because environmental legislation prohibits the use of chemicals which degrade oil into basic compounds. You realize oil is merely carbon don't you? This is basic freshmen college chemistry dude. Don't be so naive.
Obama hasn't ONCE spoken with BP's CEO. Not once, at all. No cooperation, no communication, no solving the problem.
There's a massive amount of oil in the Gulf Coast you moron, of which has consequences which scale over countless topics which all equal bad news for Americans. That makes it our problem. That makes it our President's problem.
You say it's BP's problem, but I don't remember the oil being in BP's backyard you dumb shit.
And the coast guard is doing everything they can do at this point. My brother is in the CG and he's getting daily reports via email about the current situation. It's not like people are just ignoring the problem. It's obviously a terrible situation that will take years until the ecosystem gets back to as close to normal as possible.
I know it's hard to see that the government is trying to fix this since no immediate changes have happened yet. It'll take a shitload of time :P
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Dame the oil gush is the worse desater of all times, they said that they are drilling more holes paralel to the gusher and it will take two months, good luck Eastsiders, they wont stop the oil and you will suffer for twenty years!!
Using the EPA's estimate of 647 quadrillion gallons of water in the Gulf of Mexico, and the estimated maximum spill volume of 203,000,000 (203 million gallons), for each gallon of oil in the Gulf, there are 31,213,592,233 (that's 31.2 billion gallons) of water sloshing about. The Mississippi River deposits more than 3.3 million gallons of water into the Gulf every second. Which means that the Mississippi dumps more water into the Gulf every 90 seconds than the well leaked in total.
KayakMike1963 9 months ago
GEORGE GALLOWAY - LIBYA GADDAFI AND OIL
NightlyReport 10 months ago
play that in the gulf of Mexico
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unreallogic 1 year ago
man, how the hell can you not like this? Its fun and it has a deep message.
drunkalfuzzyness 1 year ago
Things BP would actually dare to say to cover their asses during a spill.
WildlifeDen 1 year ago
BP doesn't stand for British Petroleum any-more.
frosthell08 1 year ago
and bp is getting you to advertise for them so they win
freestylesoffthetop 1 year ago
@freestylesoffthetop
If you think this is the kind of "advertisement" BP needs/could use, you are a moron.
whereisthequeen 1 year ago
@whereisthequeen It worked on you too haha
freestylesoffthetop 1 year ago
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Haha ya it really did, you little bitch.
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KorElement 1 year ago
Yeah oil is natural
in planet earth's main vains!!
oldmcbran 1 year ago
stupid.
PEBHMONGdotCOM 1 year ago
I want my life. Dang, I forgot that a BP man said it already.
airforcemax 1 year ago
bcuz of them, no one lives in a pinapple under the sea anymore :(
rolingpingu 1 year ago
True....sooo true. That's why i say it's just a little oil spill. No harm done :) cheers!
joseftran 1 year ago
32 bp employees saw this video
POTVIN121 1 year ago
@POTVIN121 What's with everyone always making a joke out of the people that dislike videos? NO i DIDN'T dislike this video, but it's really old and FUCKING STUPID!!! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHO OR WHY PEOPLE DISLIKE VIDEOS!!!!!!!
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danthedude12345 1 year ago
yeah it's called BP, but it's not british. sure the americans just love to call it british petroleum despite that not being it's name, but the fact is it's owned by americans, more than half the employees are americans and more than half the shares belong to americans. neither the appointed CEO, CFO or chairman is british. none of the workers on the rig that exploded were british, and none of the management team in charge of the rig were british.
naryanr 1 year ago 2
most people only hit i like cuz they hate bp
sagar193 1 year ago
Good tongue in cheek!
Sabandijabueno 1 year ago
"Because sometimes, oil and water do mix"...
Yeah! They do! In the gulf of Mexico, that is..
Therockfairy777 1 year ago
owww my brain hurts
*head xplodes
ughzean 1 year ago
I'd like to see Obama eat some of his "safe shrimp" from the gulf on live TV.
mmmm. benzine.
goldcurrent1 1 year ago
@goldcurrent1 ya that would be funny but he would never do it
123element678 1 year ago
ohh ya whats natural is poor animals breathing in oil and dieng and all dirty thats natural right oil also causes fumes bad for the world so bp i will never use your servise ever in my life even 20 years from now when my car will brake down in the desert and i walk 20 miles to find gas but the only place is bp i will walk 20 more miles to a speedway and not bp
123element678 1 year ago
@123element678 that'll teach em LOL
kickmeguy 1 year ago
@kickmeguy haha ya
123element678 1 year ago
I find it very funny that I was not the only one that thought that. I said to myself (long before even knowing about this video) "but isn't oil just as natural as anything else?"
DarthCaniac 1 year ago 8
@DarthCaniac Great minds think alike!
britethorn 1 year ago 6
@britethorn We should do a collab video, but I only have 16 subs so it wouldn't benefit you much :-(
DarthCaniac 1 year ago
@britethorn Is it true that if you click on ad's from a video, the youtube channel actually makes money?
shamwow56 1 year ago
@DarthCaniac this video is a joke, you fucking idiot
xbringyourboardx 1 year ago
@xbringyourboardx I fail to see the relevance of your comment, nor the point of it.
DarthCaniac 1 year ago
@DarthCaniac its not natural for it to be floating , dissolved or washed up otherwise in the seas and waterways with such a polluting quantity . I get it but its not a point of humor . . end the video with good statement/s to that effect , would be more of value . Glad the maker spent the time .
kenspocket 1 year ago
Spot on.
cocomaan 1 year ago
Wonderful work!
njpay 1 year ago
@njpay Kind of you to say!
britethorn 1 year ago
i love the bp oil response ad all over your video!
Noah97 1 year ago
@Noah97 Ironic, ain't it!
britethorn 1 year ago
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@britethorn it would be, if it wasn't capitalism
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URGENT COMMENT IN THE WORLD Recently in Moroccan country - , a person named " Omar Bouzalmat " served before as a gendarme ()fficer J.P ,detected on himself a giant talent detecting oil at a distant area ,by emetting of waves with a speed of 7200 kms per hour ,directly . see references on my present youtube site- Said that oil spill in gulf mexico ,because of the magma down the field , that gives heath and pressure. The spill will stop , when the heath and pressure reduced. .
PETROLEONLINE 1 year ago
yep, i guess it's everyone's fault that a rig exploded, killed 11 people, and caused the worst oil leak in history. not just bp, everyone.
stupid fuckers.
BossHossGT500 1 year ago
nuclear power is the most natural thing we have ,safe cheeap harmless ,waste what waste ,plenty of sea around
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TheGracielou2010 1 year ago
OK u guys suck killing like 4000 animals
drchicken88 1 year ago
@drchicken88 dude this isnt an actual bp commercial, and trust me way more than 4000 animals were killed. get some facts man.also its pretty easy to figure out what a "spoof" is.
Krazuda 1 year ago
@Krazuda
Wow calm down... He probably doesnt give a shit what you say..
Lot60307 1 year ago
What you should do is stop driving your cars or using oil based products or relying on some one else to provide for your fossil fueled economy. If you didn't need it it wouldn't have been there, sorry.
This happened in Nigeria and no one cared, doesn't matter I suppose if it happens in a third world country.
I agree it sucks but working together works better than working against. Maybe you could make a spoof for the rest of the world or does it only count when it happens to you.
ryder4601 1 year ago
@ryder4601 Seriously, cry more man, you're whining because people didn't care about something that didn't happen to them. How about celebrities that start a foundation, which the donations the put in it count as a tax write-off because they or someone close to them got a disease. It's the same in their case, but people don't go bitching at them for it. Get off your high horse you whiny bastard.
Now for the author of this video, excellent work, I really like it.
TehRoadkill 1 year ago
Good video. Captures the essence of BP illogic. If forget which term, but a total non sequitar or red herring.
Please, take a look at my take on a BP Spoof video.
ChristopherOdom 1 year ago
it was ok, doesn't hit hard enough for me. take off the gloves.
and i won't be a critic and leave. when you're doing a subtle vocal satire, you need a back drop of graphic photos. the contrast between the two makes for a powerful message. can you tell i hate bp for what they've done? and how every time you turn around they're trying to hide something, or lie, or their spending millions on a pr, or their denying workers masks, or reporters access...
take off the gloves.
tomitstube 1 year ago
dude thats so not true its killing more animals its not natural its lethal!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRBA19471991 1 year ago
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The Gulf of Mexico BP oil spill is an environmental end of day’s bomb if the oil contains substantial iron and the surface water shows an increase in acidity. The acidification of the oceans indicates that the water is capturing atmospheric carbon and produces some carbonic acid. I would imagine that the air interface over a strong carbon sink would even slightly burn the eyes . A elite geologist John Martin stated in a speech “give me a tanker of Iron and I will cause the next ice age”.
H2onE2 1 year ago
Help BP executive become oil!
BinkyTheTool 1 year ago
quite funny Britethorn..I saw the comment from cannotbochap...it amazes me how people can watch a parody and then make a comment about some small part of it that has nothing to do with comedy...and over look the entire point of the video..My parodies get the same thing all the time, and as usual in this case "canno" does not have even one video posted. I guess it makes people feel better that have no imagination or creative comedy skill....anyway great work man..
oshacueru 1 year ago
hmmmmm....I wonder If you could inject liquid nitrogen into the gulf oil fissure via intersecting drilled holes and freeze the oil coming up like on a good cold winters morning in Ontario?....
then if that method fails, at least polarbears would have oilbergs to sit on....
slammer2014 1 year ago
Anyone who didn't understand he was kidding is an idiot......Great video! Gave me a few laughs
RenegadeAssaultSquad 1 year ago
Epic
Rethir25 1 year ago 2
It's not proven that dead trees and animals turn into oil. As a matter of fact I'm pretty sure they don't
82thegonz 1 year ago
@82thegonz So... then what does? Pokemon? They decay and become oil under the extreme pressure that is 3 miles underground.
Rethir25 1 year ago
@Rethir25 It's just never been scientifically proven that's all, no need for smart ass remarks.
82thegonz 1 year ago
Is the voice Chris Chandler? Such a funny man.
margot980 1 year ago
@margot980 Nope, the voice is mine.
britethorn 1 year ago
@britethorn yea rite that aint yo voice nigga
41RobLow 1 year ago
good editing...wish I could do that! nice job..now make one with George Bush fisting a goose!
youbetternotsuck 1 year ago
@youbetternotsuck lmao I'd watch that
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Who owns BP? The Rothschilds. Who owns Barack Obama? The Rothschilds. How hard would it be to stage this accident and then ensure a failed response?
The BP oil spill must be seen in the context of an ongoing covert war against America waged by the Illuminati, i.e. the Masonic Jewish central banking cartel led by the Rothschilds.
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Wonder why you have not mentioned the other BP oil spill in Alaska that happened a few weeks ago..
Oilnightmares 1 year ago
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Fired puppet! On to the next one!!!! Delays delays delays day, 70 . BP is actually going to pull off this shit until August - SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS A COWARD and will burn in Hell one day for the destruction accepted because it was the most cost effective way to handle the problem for- THEIR COMPANY- WHO THE FUCK IS BP?
Who is the real puppet? Who made the decision to handle the leak with this method? BP? WTF?!!! WHAT'S GOING ON AMERICA?
FucBP 1 year ago
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dead living things that eventually overtime become petroleum -yes.
But that is over a long period of time
To wisefully time factor and claim that oil and water mix.
The creator of this video is as well informed as the whole BP oil spill effort.
cannotbochap 1 year ago
@cannotbochap I was making fun of BP.
britethorn 1 year ago 21
@cannotbochap You don't seem to get it at all now do you....
snokkedorus 1 year ago
@cannotbochap its to make fun of BP who cares cant you take a joke
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@cannotbochap You're as smart as they come. Go kill yourself you fucking idiot, you are the dumbest human being on the planet.
lolshitty 1 year ago
@cannotbochap dude you have got to be dumber than anyone from bp if you really didnt acknowledge that this video was making fun of them. come on dude thats ridiculous
LECHEMOS 1 year ago
@cannotbochap You cant be serious
sda1228 1 year ago
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@cannotbochap You cant be serious
sda1228 1 year ago
@cannotbochap Apparently the word "spoof" in the title was lost upon you.
Nice try though.
pacodlux 1 year ago
wat a fkn joke
infinitesecond 1 year ago
Oil is not a fossil fuel, it is mother earths blood! - FREE ENERGY NOW!!!
PatriotsofLight 1 year ago 2
AHA
666Octagon 1 year ago
lolol! Interesting point of philosophy. Complete rubbish, of course, where a mortal lifespan is concerned. People should google Paul Stamets Bioremediation techniques. Certain species of rapidly reproducing mushrooms actually eat oil and other chemicals, reducing it, over a reasonably short space of time, into soil. Nuther weird thing I came across: Someone, somewhere, commented on oil as "Satan's Blood". Not sure its spot on, but it does make one pause o think.
jdavz1803 1 year ago
BP stands for British Pollution
ginabunny10 1 year ago
Boycott BP!!!
ohmss069 1 year ago
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The greedy bankers of Zionist USA and its supporter never care about the world poor people their aim is to think about the criminal Zionist unfair Israel. Oh people how can u keep good hope with such nation who cursed by god and its entire messenger the dirty Jews who hurt to all messenger and good people of the world. The criminals Zionist can kill 3000 innocent USA citizen in 9/11 for the NWO why they will think about animals of mexico sea. Oh GOD Bless USA and free USA by the hands of Jews
dpremi1126 1 year ago
Haha it's funny because they're being sued.
gamecritic7 1 year ago
Who gives a damn whether bp is British, or American, or multinational? It's the global culture of corporate greed that is allowed to flourish unchecked--with no meaningful restraint that is at fault. That and the apathy of the populace at large--people who don't care until it hits them where it hurts. BTW--I do not own, and never have owned a car.
DiGiTaLdAzEDM 1 year ago 2
The rig was under U.S. control, U.S. inspection and control were what failed.
If this rig could run in an un-safe manner so can any other in the gulf or theU.S.
skyman191 1 year ago
Ow blame BP.. sure.. but you all step into your cars each day and burn away tons of oil without thinking about it. So you could also blame yourself.
Oil spills are one of the side effects of modern life, we have to accept for now.
NLglimmerNL 1 year ago
BP is 40% Brit owned, 39% US owned, rest mostly Europe. It's NOT British, so don't hate the Brits.
SvalbardJanMayen1976 1 year ago
1.5 million British tourists visit Florida each year and spend billions. It is now clear how much Americans hate the British as anti British comments have gone way beyond this oil company. I was going to Florida this year but am now going to Europe - not because of the oil but because of the hatred. I am sure many British tourists will follow suit for many years.
WillShakespeare2007 1 year ago
we are all to blame
seetheeoceen 1 year ago
@seetheeoceen Some more than others.
britethorn 1 year ago 27
@britethorn so true
Solarwinds122 1 year ago
@seetheeoceen bs... there are a few people who dont deserve to be blamed at all..
rodssslive 1 year ago
@seetheeoceen Im not to blame...
Whiteeboyz 1 year ago
@seetheeoceen explain how we are all to blame? how can we all be to blame because bp decided to leave out the safety precautions they were required to follow.
Slash135791 1 year ago
@Slash135791 think about it are you doing anything to stop the production of gasoline fueled vehicles? or useless plastics and everything using oil? no we are obviously supporting it and we ae the ones fucking our planet up. thats how we are to blame. do some fucking research thats not a tough one
LECHEMOS 1 year ago
@LECHEMOS as a matter fact dick, my dad has been working on ways to convert cars to run on electricity used by solar panels. and guess what those solar panels are being covered with to protect their circuitry and hardware? RECYCLED PLASTIC. so next time YOU do some research instead of trying to act like a badass on youtube.
Slash135791 1 year ago
@Slash135791 calm down bro your the one trying to be a badass. learn how to stand up for yourself without that vulgur way of expressing hate. thats cool call me a dick dude but ill go to sleep at night not frustrated at why someone hates me because in the end we bleed the same so no you go do some research and learn how to not bump egos. calm and collective, you might make a point next time
LECHEMOS 1 year ago
@LECHEMOS I'm not frustrated over some douche on youtube. and i made my point on proving you wrong on how i am trying to make a better energy alternative.
Slash135791 1 year ago
@Slash135791 dude first of all the point was you asked how we are to blame and i told you how so shut the fuck up i didnt ask you about your daddy making you some fucking energy grow up dude. your a pussy immature bitch dont comment me again fag
LECHEMOS 1 year ago
@LECHEMOS and the question was how am i stopping gasoline and plastic waste, and i told you how so i proved my point. and besides what the hell happened to bumping egos you bipolar hippie.
Slash135791 1 year ago
@seetheeoceen "We are all to blame"
Bullshit.
nurktwin1960 1 year ago
@seetheeoceen
not really, thats just an excuse so they dont get hammered...
huganemi 1 year ago
for all you people who are "blame Obama" types, do you think Bush would have handled it any better?
SvalbardJanMayen1976 1 year ago
@SvalbardJanMayen1976 THAAAAANK YOU. i've been waiting for somebody to say that.
RetardedCoati 1 year ago
@SvalbardJanMayen1976
No it's not Obama's fault, just like Katrina wasn't Bush's fault. It's hype. The problem I do have however is Obama using this as an excuse to pimp for his agenda of raising energy taxes and milk BP for money.
Antiworld23 1 year ago
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i can see what you're saying, but it would be more like mcdonalds spraying fries in everyone's car; that situation can be blamed on mcdonalds. but blame wouldn't be any good because in the case of BP, no one knows how to stop the oil.
phoenixomega 1 year ago
i can see what you're saying, but it would be more like mcdonalds spraying fries in everyone's car; that situation can be blamed on mcdonalds. but blame wouldn't be any good because in the case of BP, no one knows how to stop the oil.
phoenixomega 1 year ago
@phoenixomega You're absolutely correct.
britethorn 1 year ago
BP: British Polluters.
RetardedCoati 1 year ago
haHAahahahahaha lmao
NilsSjoq 1 year ago
For all you yanks quick to blame the british, you've had your fair share of oil spills. Exxon anyone? People in glass houses and all that.
BadscientistDad 1 year ago
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redneon06
2 minutes ago I lived very close to Florida beaches that Id go to every year. Those assholes are going to ruin St. George, Carabelle, St. Marks, Panama City and other enjoyable beaches. Thanks to this country's stupidity, its quiclky ruining itself.
I WILL NEVER PUT ANOTHER DROP OF BP GAS IN MY CAR EVER AGAIN!!! D:
redneon06 1 year ago
something to think about
mtbikerak 1 year ago
SittingMooseShaman 1 year ago
BP stands for Big Polluter
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pomeranc25 1 year ago
Nice video...thumbs up
Stone16395 1 year ago
BP,Greene....we love british products :-)
janborrowitz 1 year ago
Thank you for this commercial... served a good point. This might as well be their official commercial.. bunch of goofs...
ParadiseofTruth 1 year ago
Fucking Americans love revelling in their Racist Bullshit.
twitmachines 1 year ago
@LondonDarkstar You're telling me that British Petroleum is not British?? What's next? The asshole CEO is also not British?? Stop shitting yourselves you British. Just admit it, the British people are responsible for all the shit that's happening in the Gulf of Mexico.
VS257 1 year ago
@VS257 -
its not british its a globalist company
walter0bz 1 year ago
@walter0bz Yes, it is a Global Corporation, but its main headquarters are in England and its run by Brits like Tony Hayward. If there were a problem with McDonald's, America would take it on the chin from the rest of the world because even though it too is a Global Corp., it's run from and by the US.
britethorn 1 year ago
@britethorn
global elite are on a different plane, wherever they happened to put their headquaters or originate from.
& its like blaming mcdonalds for making people fat.. the worlds appetite for oil is to blame, pushing us to seek it in more extreme environments making accidents more likely.
walter0bz 1 year ago
@walter0bz Very true, but the public rarely lets facts get in the way while opinions are being formed.
britethorn 1 year ago
@britethorn okay buddy, there is a huge fricken problem with mcdonalds, (overweight world, factory farms, slave labor) the list goes on and on, but america is not taking this on the chin, so I would have to say there are major holes in your theory.
particletheory 1 year ago
Hey CEO Tony Hayward Fuck You! What a bullshit mercy plea your video is. I hope they give you and all your cronies fucking Life In Jail.
themovieman1 1 year ago
Fuk BP for such a dumb commercial trying to brain wash people.
BP just digusted me with this commercial and why is their more likes than dislikes!
Please dislike cause this is WRONG!
FameswProductions 1 year ago
@FameswProductions I hope that you do realize that this was just a parody, and not a real BP Commercial?
britethorn 1 year ago 22
@britethorn ahah look at that you got the most thumbs up on your reply to me :D
FameswProductions 1 year ago
@britethorn NO WAI? *thumbs up*
dangzard 1 year ago
@FameswProductions You are truly a moron
trudal987 1 year ago
@FameswProductions i bet that they actually had a coffee spill in their office to
rgbrn 1 year ago
@FameswProductions ahahahahaa dude you can't be serious??
jerban100 1 year ago
Ha!
MockTheDummy1 1 year ago
Yes thats right you know.Oil is a natural substance so lets not spend 500k for an extra blowout preventer.
MrTabby5000 1 year ago
Obama just might be the worst President of all time.
Xatos1337 1 year ago
@Xatos1337
Honestly, what does the oil spill have to do with Obama? Don't be an ignorant ass.
softball1394 1 year ago
@softball1394
Hrmm, it couldn't be the fact that 50 days into it, Obama has failed to help in ANY way shape or form; be it solutions to the leak, or cleanup of what's now falling on land which hurts everyone.
No, instead he's been on vacation, playing basketball and running his mouth about BP instead of trying to help. Remember 10 days into Katrina, Bush must have hated black people. Well, I guess 50 days into the oil spill we know Obama hates the South, the ocean, fish, and I guess Earth.
Xatos1337 1 year ago
@Xatos1337
What is the government going to do about it? They have neither the equipment nor the knowledge to clean this mess up. This is as much as Obama's fault as Katrina was Bush's fault. Some things are simply out of one's control. You think Obama doesn't give a crap about this? Of course he does. It's just an extremely difficult situation to handle.
I'm not by any means trying to say that he's handling this perfectly. But how would you feel if you were majorly being blamed for this? :/
softball1394 1 year ago
@softball1394
What do you mean what are they going to do about it? There are professors from every major university in this country touting endless solutions to rid the ocean of what's already leaked into the ocean and how to clean up the beaches: These idea's aren't being implemented because either the government won't pick it up and execute, or because of how ironic, environmental regulations prohibiting the use of agents which would break down oil into CO2, C, and oxygen, or solids.
Xatos1337 1 year ago
@softball1394
Obama was right to let BP handle their own mess in fixing the leak, but the leak hasn't stopped, and the oil in the ocean hasn't gone anywhere other than more and more outward.
The federal government has the resources and yes, equipment (unless you weren't aware of the endless range of ships in the fleet's that make up out coast guard/military) to utilize the solutions so many have come up with and have PROVEN to work.
Obama's letting things get worse so he can be expedient
Xatos1337 1 year ago
@Xatos1337
If these solutions have been proven to work, as you said, then why are they not being implemented? Obviously if there were a sure to work solution, the leak would have been stopped by now. It's ignorant to say that Obama wants things to get worse. Any rational human being would stop the leak when possible. You have no evidence of these "proven to work" solutions.
softball1394 1 year ago
@softball1394
You obviously aren't paying attention. These solution's aren't being implemented because Obama's on vacation. These solutions aren't being implemented because environmental legislation prohibits the use of chemicals which degrade oil into basic compounds. You realize oil is merely carbon don't you? This is basic freshmen college chemistry dude. Don't be so naive.
Obama hasn't ONCE spoken with BP's CEO. Not once, at all. No cooperation, no communication, no solving the problem.
Xatos1337 1 year ago
@Xatos1337 It's not Obama's problem, BP made all the mistakes.
BoomBoomJoJo 1 year ago
@BoomBoomJoJo
There's a massive amount of oil in the Gulf Coast you moron, of which has consequences which scale over countless topics which all equal bad news for Americans. That makes it our problem. That makes it our President's problem.
You say it's BP's problem, but I don't remember the oil being in BP's backyard you dumb shit.
Xatos1337 1 year ago
@Xatos1337
And the coast guard is doing everything they can do at this point. My brother is in the CG and he's getting daily reports via email about the current situation. It's not like people are just ignoring the problem. It's obviously a terrible situation that will take years until the ecosystem gets back to as close to normal as possible.
I know it's hard to see that the government is trying to fix this since no immediate changes have happened yet. It'll take a shitload of time :P
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austinartwar 1 year ago
BP, Bullshit Prevails
drunkenbluto 1 year ago 15
@drunkenbluto The T-shirts are now in production.
JesusSucksHorseCock 1 year ago
Dame the oil gush is the worse desater of all times, they said that they are drilling more holes paralel to the gusher and it will take two months, good luck Eastsiders, they wont stop the oil and you will suffer for twenty years!!
robertdjwizard 1 year ago
DRILL BABY DRILL
TheAerialbomb 1 year ago
You've gotta love that Canada Goose!! Great video.
385Mercedes 1 year ago