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  • Pause at 6:26 lol

  • Omg i laughed so hard when i thought of somthing and what he was saying

  • lol all of it sounds really appropriate. <3

  • I will pay you 10$ if you don't laugh 6:14 all the way to 7:00.

  • 1:10 - 1:23 haha i Got a Good one >:D

  • this is boaring

  • 6:26 best one xDDD

  • I think this is the first video I ever saw of yours :) but I remember it being really popular, it only have 397,857 views? I thought it had a lot more

  • why does he keep saying bye at the end? :L

  • I love his laugh.

  • is he actually talking to someone on the other side?

  • did anyone else notice he didnt write anything

  • 6:12 - 7:02

    I Could NOT Stop Laughing!!!!!

  • cause we cant here what the guy on the other end is saying its sounds wrong

  • 6:14- 6:58 = Jim Carrey/ Mr Bean moment ^_^

  • This video sounds so wrong when it starts at 3:00 LOL

  • cory we all thank you for trying to help to get us views we all love you man

  • 0:38 and on just sounds WRONG!!!! xD

  • pause at 6:53 ...

  • i paused the vid just for this lol. nice lara croft poster :D

  • LOL. I dont get it.

  • @Razedbywolves1 Do a vid of talking with Cory

  • lol wtf

  • LOL this can be really gross. so how was it? 3:42 what?!?! 3:02 O_o 3:10

  • Nice YouTube notebook :D

  • @13Mimzz i want a youtube notebook

  • @WindowsFan1 same! :D

  • This whole video = That's what she said!

  • You're pretty awesome.

  • 6:28 - 6:34 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • At the end Cory said bye so much that it made me angry and I droped my phone thumbs up if you agree! :D

  • At the end Cory said bye so much that it made me angry and I droped my phone thumbs up if you agree!

  • 6:15 - 7:00 i could not stop laughing oh and i act weirder then this at school XD

  • 6:53 *fap fap fap*

  • 6:14 to 7:03 is me at school

  • check my vid out

  • 06:48 I couldn't keep a straight face anymore xD

  • oh my gosh. Thats what she said!!!!!!1

  • holy LOL! from 6:14 to 7:01 X3

  • You look like one of those bad guys from the movies o.o

  • 169 ppl press 2 to hear what cory has to say about u

  • 0:36-1:30 was funneh

    2:14-4:00 was XD

    6-10-7:00 wth

    7:44-11:51 ROFLMAO

    Dude this video cracked me the fuck up so i faved

  • @Ashaleeheartjdb Oh yeah!

  • yours is good , lots for people who did it to work with

  • love the youtube notebook

    

  • 6:14 That was really sexy ;)

  • 1;58 MR BEAN

  • HOLY SHIT O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  • With allt hose wierd faces and sounds you can make, your gonna be a great dad some day x)

  • You had incredibly hairy eyebrows and bloodshot eyes when you made this xD

  • i can not import it on windows movie maker

  • lol you wasted my minutes >.<

  • Stupidity spree--->06:14 to 07:00 XD

  • I tought he was talking about masturbating o.O

  • his note was typing on YouTube

  • he reminded of bruce almighty when he started making weird noises

  • -_- 11 minutes of talking so bored now

    

  • When he started crying I almost started crying.. It was really convincing

  • lol Shut up Shut up! No really shut up! lol

  • ITS 22222222222222222222222222

    

  • that was funny

    you:sparta just ate something realy wierd, now he just threw up, now hes taking a crap

    XDXD

  • I:(

  • hahaha in the beginning i actually jumped to get my phone... I have the same ringtone lol

  • @Plamen2007 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THE AS A COMMENT LOLZ

  • You should meet toby :P (tobuscus). that would be an awesome video xD

  • ohahaha ID LOVE THAT

  • am I a bad person for lafing when he cried?

  • You're an ugly crier ! No offense :P !

  • bye sweety hahahah.... hahahaha oooo

  • ... did he actually cry????

  • XD Its Freaking Ace Ventura!!

  • I don't get it, someone explain to me what the point is of the video

  • @13Mimzz read the description... makes a lot more sense

  • sad when he cried :(

  • I thought it was sexual to :)

    No offence Cory!!!

  • boring

  • fereal shut up what the fuck is so funny SHUT UP im fucking serious im shutup dude what now your going to get mad well too bad fuck you asshole im never going to call you again your weird. what are you doing crying. stop being a baby you idiot. okay im sorry dude just stop crying im sorry 3:54- 5:20

  • okay people i will fill in the voice for the person on the phone from 3:13- 5:20

    okay i have a penis do you have a penis 3:13 are you sure you didnt leave somewhere 3:18 so do you have one 3:23 so you dont have one 2:25 god like wtf what did you do cut it off hahahaha 3:34 wait so wtf you did cut it off did it hurt 3:38 wait so i didnt hurt are you serious 3:41 well i see you later cya 3:48 wait did you call me sweety im not your sweety im a man wtf whats so funny stop laughing man im serious

  • parody 2

  • You watch porn, Like to maturbate, whore wanted to have sex with you she will pay you 5 dollars and I stoped watching

  • gasp!!!

    (.)_(.) porno?!?!

  • Are there any w/ M. Bison or "Pingas" Robotnik? XD

  • whats the point behind this

  • .......it sounds wrong!

  • i miss his video xxxxxxxxx

  • my dog ate it...wait i dont have a dog..my cat ate it :) lol!

  • the funny moment was from : 6:14 until 7:00

  • shut up..shut up. no seriously shut up! XD

  • WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT :3

  • 166 people have no safety

  • how can u dislike mr safety?!

  • ok i dont have a cam that can plug up to the computer so mine is over comment me;hello mr.s;hello me;is this mr.safety mr.s;yeh whos this me;not important do u have a dick mr.s;yeh me;do u fuck yourself mr.s;sure me;can i cut it off mr.s;no proplem me;AHHHHHHH WHAT A DICK
  • tomp rader do u master bait and look at her while u do it

  • this is what my parents say ALL the time lol

  • love the poster in the background

  • freakin boring

  • @deathwalker789 its not meant to be entertaining

  • you're prank call number 500, cory, you get to be in a (really shtty) collab...nah, just f**kin around man

  • dude, I was just laughing watching this, thinking of all the ways you've set yourself up to being abused...and I have a very large imagination! xD

  • 12 minutes of you talking? really? that is a long time to talk to no one there. wow.

  • cool youtube notebook

  • thumb up if u think ownage prank call is better

  • Sir....my name is kiki,lover of anime*bows* I respect you and all as you are an adult...but...that vid you and the guy did with his dead mom joke...it offended me a lot...my mom has only a month to live AND my 3 year old sister just died from pnuemonia

  • @katmaru23lolcutie123 Umm... in case you didn't read the directions, someone ELSE took this vid, spliced in himself talking about 'his mom' to make a funny video 'phone call' to Mr. Safety. Protest on the other guy's page.

  • EVEN THO YOU WERENT ACTUALLY CRYING YOU MADE MY EYES WATER..

  • the cats do some weird things in his house

  • i wanna utube notebook

  • all u ever watch....

  • it wasnt me, NO IT WAS NT ME ok...it was me......wtf lol

  • u got off the fone i was like finally then u were bak on i was like ughhhh

  • you spent 2 minutes saying bye :>

  • weird on the fortune teller it said i will get a new family member then my aunt had a baby

  • thats not interactive. its sooo boring :(

  • omg make it sound like talking about porn, then black out the screen and insert the sound from 3:54 - 5:43

    Or start singing lollipop lollipop ooo lollilollipop as he cries

  • sell out :D

  • U're bad at crying... but i love it :)

  • wtf

  • omg so long!

  • O_O

  • lol 5:00 to 7:07

  • face expesions 4:20

  • How do you use it? Oh, you just type "Porn" on google and up it pops! Sounds like fun!! Oh it is!! So, will you do it? Yeah, I'll give it a try So...you got a dick? It's a really big one. What does it smell like? It smells funny.. especially in the hot weather, phwooo. I gave mine a name, it's called Rufus. Why not call yours....fido? I had a dog named that once! Cool. So what colour was your dick before you got surgery? It was black. Ah cool. It was really hairy! I could go on for hours!!
  • its too long >_<

  • gay

  • congradulations you just wasted 12 minutes of my life

  • You can make that very very very dirty!!

  • agh! so gross man im going to chu my ass of

  • i thought he was talking about giving a blowjob when he said not if u dont pay me first

  • @ XCrazyKFilmsX That's gonna be Alo after his xbox gets the red ring of death o - o

  • @Sarkura12 Lol definantly angel <333

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  • 6:15 - 7:07 LOL wtf just happened Cory????

  • when you went crazy i would of said :

    nice impresion of justion bieber!!!! xD

  • He's married ;D

  • i bet he's crying cause he thinks sparta dead

  • WHo thinks he should go out for Oprah's tv show giveaway thing?!!??!!

  • this whole video = THATS WHAT SHE SAID lmao

  • @UrVballGrl25 lmao

  • @UrVballGrl25 i lost it at 3:37

  • Lol, during like 3:30 I think he was actually reciting the lyrics to "i left my heart in san Francisco"! XD Lol

    I can has cheezburger, anyone?

    When he was talking about his cats?

  • the whole video i thought every thing was sexual

  • @kay619rey and he said something about cats o_0 and you thought everything was sexual LoL wow !

  • @kay619rey me too :D

    

  • @kay619rey lmao

  • LOL!!! you're soooo sickkkk!!!!!

  • lol his favorite thing is jacking off and his favorite videos is pornos

  • dude u need soem sleep u got bags

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  • i bet he masterbates to tyhe tomb raider poster in the backround

  • 6:34

  • wtf wat the hell r u talkin about

  • how do you make thesse ? please send me a message letting me know how :)

  • lol shut.up.....shut up!..........STFU!!!!!!

  • phone sex....

    

  • what the hell

  • Respond to video...

  • script in his computer!! scrolling down to read lol!!

  • hew crazy talking to himself on the the fun.. when he sais u suck say u swollow thats what she said green last person to say a color has to moan. lol ( try these out with your friends) for more fun thiings visite my channel and subscribe

  • how could u keep a strait face? XD

  • o.o you do look like syler....

  • widow

  • lol shut up shut up no seriously shut up i dont wanna hear it i dont wanna hear that lol

  • shut up, shut up!, no seriously shut up! =D epic 

  • Huh

  • Hehe, shut up. Shut up. No seriously shut up.

    rofl XD

  • xD to 6:15 to 6:35

  • Just a brilliant idea man! And there seems to be a LOT of dumbasses who don't know what the point of this video is. That's why there is a fuckin description box...

  • @BlueCrayolaMarker

    And they will never know til they learn this valuable lesson! MUAHAA

  • who where you talking to????????????????????????

  • that writing wuzz so fake!!!

  • Oh my gosh.. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING VIDEO TO WATCH PEOPLE! IT IS A VIDEO TO USE FOR YOUR OWN VIDEO. DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT THIS VIDEO ITSELF WAS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT?