If anybody needs help it is these young people that don't have a clue about anything. They would be the first to laugh at Sarah Palin, but themselves they obviously was living for a candidate. I have worked hard in some candidates, but never this hard. MGM.
Funny..they aren't zombies anymore..they are so embarrassed to have voted for him..hey..we understand and fo..r..gi...well..we are working on the forgiveness part of it!!
0 % Job growth in Aug first time since 1945, Michelle Obama spent 10 million on trips and luxury interest alone in one year, only the insane follow Obama today.
hahahah lollol! I Love this one. NOW that's funny you guys!! really funny.
DONT Laugh too hard. The OBAMA newest goon squad are the the new hispanics that have illegally entered this country, wanting our great polititions new slavery (jobs we don't want), and BHO's tyrannical psuedo govenment are trying give them free amd clear citizenship. To harvest them once again for the vote. These people are slaves voting in thieir continued slavery. Ya'll better stop this HARD! I am not kidding.
Of course it is.. Really you thought is was real? Wow, Anyhow Actors were a bit scripted but the graphics were well done, I too was a Obama Zombie but now I have been reborn and see the light... I am alive again and am voting this time for Herman Cain. I think he's is the real deal.. Herman Cain For President..
Jobs - To long to late tomorrow will a President address the UNION and implement the needed Glass–Steagall Act of 1993 or will a Obama destroy America more? gambling and holding our children’s to debt bondage? playing the game of debate and rhetoric. Respect is not something you get, it's earned, not taken. If you don't listen to main street media you are uninformed, if you do, you are misinformed, liars, cheat and thief’s. Bring our Troops home DemocratRepubliCON war mongers
It's so amazing to me how many people think that the new health care laws mean free health care for americans! For those of you who think this- you had better read up about what it REALLY MEANS! For those of us who live in reality, we know that our health care premiums are all going to go way up in cost and have less coverage and that inadequate health insurance coverage can and will mean tax penalties. & FYI, the politicians aren't in control, and the media propagates racism! Think about it!!!
Haa haa haa, that is so funny. I wish they would make more of these videos, maybe suggesting how obama supporters are dying because they can't get healthcare, or being forced out of their homes because they can't afford their mortgage because they can't find work- meanwhile aig and the bankers are getting their million dollar bonuses because the tax-payers bailed them out. Amazing how there has been so much change, and yet it's all for the worse, but it is still, "Change you can beleive in!"
@TheRageBrain Stfu and stop trying to make this into a political debate. It is theOnion fool. Let comedy be comedy without infecting it with your partisan bullshit.
@kubush Why don't you f-ing make me, I can say wtf I wanna say and I dont give a f if u like it or not. Yeah I get that this is comedy, but it is based on political partisan bullshit in the first place. People can and do equate this form of comedy to the truth, because it can be and is likely one in the same for many, which makes it funny! FU, go give up YOUR rights, FOOL, just don't expect me to give up mine! BTW are you now one who has nothing to live for? That makes you angry? Well, TOO BAD!
@TheRageBrain No, apparently you don't get it because you continue to spew your idiotic ideology here. No one gives a shit about your political views nor do I care what delusions you have about me.
@kubush Oh and another thing, I know what kind of person you are! You are one who gets off on your opinions and can't handle when people present you with facts. The FACT is you don't know why your alive or what your purpose is! All you can handle is your very dim prospects of what you think people are and what their place is in this world. You have no idea who I am, but you hate what I stand for which is truth and integrity! Both of which are being kept from you, by you!
@TheRageBrain No, you pretend like you know what kind of person I am. In reality, you know nothing and are deluding yourself to make yourself feel better. Of course I know why I am alive...because my parent procreated. Of course I know my purpose since I create my own purpose.
"You have no idea who I am" No, and I don't care, which is why I told you to stfu in the first place. I do know one thing though, you have zero integrity.
@kubush Yeah, and I didn't know you'd say something like or about your parents & procreation, That you would assume I am so miserable I would bother to take time to reply to a person of your stature and so on and blah blah blah. Just like your purpose is to waste your time replying to my comment.
@Rattler45cal and i cant wait to see ur face when obama gets taken out of office and an independent takes his place cause republicans.... how can i put this lightly? ummm... oh yea there fucking insane
an en slat of obnoxious kids named barrak XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heum for the free Healtcare In Europe its free France Spain Germany etc Since a long time ago xD so whats bad about it ??? Its only good Its normal That a Guy Who dont have a Credit Card And having a Heart atack should Die Because 4 hospital Refuse him ?? Erf Foolish Thinking
Poor angry old white folks, and you still have another 6.5 years left to go with Obama as your prez!! Maybe next time you wont be so quick to vote for a corrupt incompetent like Bush.
Too funny, Anyone that could actually think that the words Hope and Change are election platforms are insulting everyone's intelligents. I have read the other comments and amazed that those in support of our President cannot find any other way than foul, obnoxious language with the same message that the Obama campaign had nothing. We are not a socialistic style people, most of us never have and do not understand the repercussions of these action. Unbelievable.
Too funny, Anyone that could actually think that the words Hope and Change are election platforms are insulting everyone's intelligents. I have read the other comments and amazed that those in support of our President cannot find any other way than foul, obnoxious language with the same message that the Obama campaign had nothing. We are not a socialistic style people, most of us never have and do not understand the repercussions of these action. Unbelievable.
Obama Zombies should realize by now that they elected the biggest liar in American history. I thought Nixon and Carter were bad but at least Nixon ended the draft.
kingofthenight.....shut the fuck up you ignorant p.o.s. i am sick and tired of people getting called racist because they are against obama...I know just as many educated black people that laugh at how obama got elected and his majority of supporters...
@kingofthenight1 ...what are you talking about..did you not read my coments?I have plenty of friends that are different "races"....you must be one of the ignorants who voted for obama
kingofthenight.....shut the fuck up you ignorant p.o.s. i am sick and tired of people getting called racist because they are against obama...I know just as many educated black people that laugh at how obama got elected and his majority of supporters....its not that people are racist these days about a color or skin were passed that obviously...its if u stereotype your race to be white trash or a nigger spick...what ever..go read history asshole
Well they should have keep control over the slower people in their country and stopped them from attacking us here in the U.S.A what a dumb ass and you think that is bad wait till we jump on Iran you wait and see!!!!!
This is probablly the best satire that the onion has ever done. Spot on. How true and pathetic soo many sheep we have living in our country. Spoon fed and retarded..
Hussein Obama, that useless black moslem cunt, is the biggest jackass on the planet. How the hell did America put this fucking bastard in power? I guess 'greatest nation' doesn't necessarily mean 'smartest nation'.
Hilarious!!! Don't you just love these 20 something, Star Bucks drinking liberal fags? In less tan 1 year their lord and savior, with this teleprompter and phony Peace Prize turned into nothing but a pile of useless dog shit.
Can't wait till these little nutcakes get out of college and actually have to pay Obama's taxes instead of mommy and daddy.
We know it's satire, but there's truth in satire. It's videos like this that make me think it's time to raise the fucking voter age to 30.
Oh great. Advice from a 22 year old spick who probably needs Obama's handouts. Hey Amigo, get your own job and pay your own bills otherwise I call INS on your wetback ass.
@salblomo Well, you're an ignorant douche bag. I am Portuguese, which is technically Hispanic. The point here is, I give the handouts. My parents came to this country with nothing and now own real estate and 3 separate businesses. Have you had any illegitimate children that I've had to pay for lately? Go fuck yourself, unaware of what it is to be an American, douche bag.
Who the fuck are you to come to my country and bitch and complain like a little whore! Go back to Portugal and stay there. Nobody asked you to come here you disgusting spick!
@salblomo So, you're assuming that your white ancestors were born here? On this continent? I'm sorry your parents were dumb and didn't give you enough affection. You have mental issue's that should be addressed by a professional.
Hold on a second... who was here first? You or me? ME!!! Did I come to your piece of shit country? NO!! This simply fact is... you came here!!!! You want to come here and live, that's fine, but don't start expecting us to just drop our way of life cause you don't like it!
People like you who vote for socialists are not welcome here! The reason you came here in the first place was cause you fucked up your country to the point where now you have to come and fuck up mine! Get out!
@salblomo Portugal is actually a thriving country, thank you. I was born here, so you sound like such a douche bag. Who is expecting you to do anything? I have better grammar than you. You are just an angry person looking to point the finger at someone. How about George W. Bush, who put a country though 8 YEARS of turmoil. His administration called off the hunt for Bin Laden, who Clinton aggressively tried to kill. September 11, 2001.
BTW, Your "Ass Pal" Obama is Losing!! That's right buddy boy!! His party is finished in Nov, 2010!! I bet you have a poster of Obama on your wall don't you? I Bet, you were the guy who fainted and Obama had to give water to, right?
You're just Another Illogical Faggot Starbucks Liberal Snob who thinks he knows the world at 22 years old yet he barely knows how to put his underwear on or brush his teach without mommy scheduling it into Carlos' event calendar.
@salblomo And you're so obsessed with American sovereignty, give me a break. America was created to protect business interests. This is a capitalist nation which has now been overthrown by those business interests. Corporations run your beloved country and are running it into the ground, not those illegal immigrants, you complete idiot.
> Corporations run your beloved country and are running it into the ground
Correction! Obama is running it into the ground. Obama is an asshole who is increasing our deficit by spending money we don't have! Corps don't increase our deficit asshole, the people running our government do! But you would already know that if you weren't a dumb foreigner!
> not those illegal immigrants
Illegals use our hospitals and don't pay the bill. They work without paying taxes. Illegals are selfish!
@salblomo Give me a break. You're so obsessed with what the American media has fed you, you don't know what the fuck is going on. George Bush put us into a war! Do you know how much war costs? Do you have any clue? Not just money, but with lives! Not just American lives but innocent children who have brothers and sisters who will one day try to avenge those deaths! We have a dark future because of the "Republican" war.
@salblomo I'm sick of people like you choosing sides. The only side I'm on is America and none of these politicians, even Republicans, are looking out for the best interest of us! Why not point the finger at Wal-Mart? The business who bankrupts real businesses who pay real wages leaving us to fight for 8.00 an hour. Go read some books and stop watching Fox News, damn.
> you think illegals are the only ones not paying the bills!
Actually yes, they are the only ones who don't pay billls! First, they come here bringing disease like Swine Flu because they are as clean as my ass after eating a can of beans! Why don't they fix their own country? Why do they have to come here? And if they come here, shouldn't they at least be respectful of our laws and pay taxes?
I wouldn't just sneak into Portugal and walk around begging for a job!! Being an illegal is rude!
@salblomo I'm illogical? You are assuming I have a poster of Obama on my wall. You're a douche bag. I did read his book, which you probably should've done too. Not to enjoy it, but to get a point of view. You're such a racist douche bag.
> You are assuming I have a poster of Obama on my wall. You're a douche bag.
Actually I think you have such a hard on for this president you masturbate to him! Sick liberal little foreigner. Go back to shitty Portugal! No one wants your kind here!
BTW, Portugal also has a BIG deficit problem! I guess that's the fault of America's Corporations too right? If you think I'm lying read a fucking paper you dumb foreigner!
Yea.. Okay. But lets not forget who contacted who first. Lets not forget who said to "Shut the fuck up" the very first sentence he typed and ended with "you cock sucker" with the last sentence. Just look at your first reply to my original post.
And you call me ignorant?? Ha!! You should be walking around with a wheel barrow to carry the set of balls you have little kid!
Anyways, good luck in Obamaland and enjoy my tax money. Don't spend in all in once place!
Typical. When people get into politics in a positive way and donate their time, THOSE are the people we're most likely to mock in this country.
What's with the disparity between the Onion newspaper (which rocks) and what they produce in video? I've seen a few funny ones but most of them suck and the movie they did was embarrassingly bad. It seems like two different organizations entirely considering how intelligent the satire in the paper can be and how stupid this is.
Obama is the result of letting people who dont follow politics and know nothing about politics vote. The only reason Obama got in is ACORN registered thousands of homeless to vote, using park benches as addresses. This is a sad time for America. Change is coming, but not the good kind. Remember the Germans wanted change also. Then they found themselves putting people in ovens.
Obama =the worst president since the national hemmoroid Jimmy Carter . Those morons who voted for that clueless,weak spending , socialist maniac will get everything they deserve.
Are you referring to the national health care that will help save thousands of lives, or the tax cuts that will bring up middle class therefore balancing out the economy?
ACTUALLY THEY WERE THAT STUPID BEFORE THE ELECTION, HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK THAT RETARD GOT INTO OFFICE........ all of his retarded followers.....i bet ya'll think your about to get free healthcare
Somehow this comment doesn't surprise me. Anyone who doesn't support Obama that is white, is racist. That's what you're saying. I'm white. I don't like Obama. Not one bit. Am I racist? He's an arrogant, leftist, liberal prick. He is shoving his selfish agenda through Congress when he selectively ignores what the American people actually want. I guess Scott Brown's election wasn't a big enough wakeup call for Barack Osama. He'll finally realize what's happening come November.
Im not being a smart ass but please help me understand,, why don't you want free health care for every "US CITZEN".. For example god forbid you get cancer and loose your job, and your wife I guess, won't be able to support the family on a single income. and your children are too young to work.. Than what, ??? would you want the governemnt to help you ??
What a fraud. These dumb ass liberals voted for a guy who is clueless. Now WE are paying the price. Why does he want health care passed so quickly? Because he poll numbers are sinking and he is losing support from the conservative democrats...if he doesn't try to "fool" them now it will be too late later. God help us if he passes health care, cap and trade another stimulus bill and every other bullshit "hidden tax" bill. Remember this in 2010 and 2012.
Ha Ha! Give it a little more time! All you will hear is: Obama lied! Obama hasn't paid for my gas! Obama hasn't paid my homes mortgage! OBAMA SAID HE WOULD FIX EVERYTHING IF WE VOTED FOR HIM! Obama lied! Ha Ha! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA :P
-1 -2 -3 -1,000,000 what ever! Liberials & Dreamers believed The Democraps spin & lies! Obama helped A Selected Few BIG Business! Not the America people or workers! Government kept the instutuions alive that keep the masses/people in control & in debt! They make Billions -Trilloins- we get nothing! Stop the mindless dreaming & following VOTE against the the Liberial & Democrats spin doctor liars - NO OBAMA after 2012! Who ever spent their way out of debt?
Support Dr. Alan Keyes (google: Constitutional crisis) in his efforts to force this "affirmative action" prez to comply with the Constitution of the USA - - then get a "NOT MY PRESIDENT" T-shirt & bumper sticker - you know, the one with the picture of obama posing as che guevara, the murdering, marxist, sonofabitch from argentina...that's who this lying, THUG admires
obamalamadingdong the "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PREZ" - he cares nothing for people - An analysis of Federal Election Commission records by the Ctr for Responsive Politics, show the top three corp. donors to Barack Obama, & Joe Biden were Goldman Sachs, Citigroup & JPMorgan. Six other financial giants were in the top 30 donors to the White House Team: UBS AG, Lehman Bros., Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, Merrill Lynch & Credit Suisse Group. - The "Not My President" T-shirts are flying off the shelves
DemoRATS take care of the financial industry & the industry takes care of RATS. The bagman for Clinton, Rahm Emanuel was hired by investment bank Wasserstein Perella, for 2yrs & was paid $18 mil. -RATS have a great system: They get lots of Wall Street money, but they also get to brand Republicans for being the party of "Wall Street." The banks don't care if RATS attack them. They still get their bailout money. The "NOT MY PRESIDENT" & "OBAMA LIED,ECONOMY DIED" T-shirts are flying off the shelves
At least Haliburton does some actual work for their money and they employ 1000's of people - the "affirmative action" prez obama doesn't even know what work is - neither do most senators or congressmen
Any proof of that "stealing" that you would care to share with us? They had to account for every dollar to the USGAO - On the other hand I have all kinds of proof that our "affirmative action" prez & his friends in the demoRAT congress are stealing from the USA treasury & taxpayers & FUTURE taxpayers in numbers that make Haliburton's expenses look like child's play, AND there is NOTHING to show for the TRILLIONS he and palosi & reid et al are continuing to steal....GET TO A TEA PARTY TODAY.
Omm a bone-agin kristshun and ah luvv Jesus, I raid my by-bo, and I pah-ray on a die-lay by--sis, and ah also hate niggers, jooze, guys, and dem ole....dem ole...uh...uh.lib-er-alzz......PRIZE THE LOW-WAD
hes not a savior you just hate em cause hes black BITCHHHH (by the way i dont support any goverment officials cause theyre all lying to each and every one of you idiots who think that anybody in the goverment gives two shits about the people)
death to obama zombies!!!!!
spade0o1 4 months ago
Oh but wait! They have a new slogan WTF (winning the future).
sweatintotheoldies 4 months ago
If anybody needs help it is these young people that don't have a clue about anything. They would be the first to laugh at Sarah Palin, but themselves they obviously was living for a candidate. I have worked hard in some candidates, but never this hard. MGM.
agbtg7 4 months ago
notice no black zombies
rocabear 4 months ago
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rocabear 4 months ago
Does nobody realize that this is a joke report from the Onion?
ArjunBhai10 4 months ago
I am enjoying seeing these shitheads see their idiot ways
popeous1 4 months ago
These asshats will pay for their treason
popeous1 4 months ago
Funny..they aren't zombies anymore..they are so embarrassed to have voted for him..hey..we understand and fo..r..gi...well..we are working on the forgiveness part of it!!
Tribulatoryfighter 4 months ago
@kilox10001 It's a shame that Conservatives don't worship our leaders or else that would make sence :P
hooplablahblahblah 4 months ago in playlist hooplablahblahblah's Favorited Videos
this wouldn't surprise me
azboomer1950 4 months ago
@kilox10001 shut up obama is unelectable.
gnome33 4 months ago
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0 % Job growth in Aug first time since 1945, Michelle Obama spent 10 million on trips and luxury interest alone in one year, only the insane follow Obama today.
lv2surf 4 months ago
HAhahaha clearly they have no friends nothing to live for..
BizzareCorpse 4 months ago
whats funny it that an ad beside this video is for Obama 2012 fail
ragrappy00 5 months ago
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fuck obama VOTE RON PAUL 2012!!
WeedFlow420 5 months ago
aahahahahahahahaahahaha
uscomputing 5 months ago
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DrTran0007 5 months ago
hahahah lollol! I Love this one. NOW that's funny you guys!! really funny.
DONT Laugh too hard. The OBAMA newest goon squad are the the new hispanics that have illegally entered this country, wanting our great polititions new slavery (jobs we don't want), and BHO's tyrannical psuedo govenment are trying give them free amd clear citizenship. To harvest them once again for the vote. These people are slaves voting in thieir continued slavery. Ya'll better stop this HARD! I am not kidding.
BarJabba 5 months ago
lol is this shit real? lmfao
Ar15snhappy 5 months ago
Dumb ass video
NateInDC 5 months ago
I LOVE THE ONION!!!!!!!
CHTWillCome723 5 months ago
best onion video i have seen so far.
cody0126a 5 months ago
Is this a joke?!
ilsinglemom3 5 months ago 2
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
megadrummer2 5 months ago
Hilarious!
Semisweetone 5 months ago
I WONDER IF THE UNEMPLOYED VOTERS ARE STILL HAPPY WITH THEIR VOTE? HAHAHAHA PROLLY ARE . STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!
tomcat624u 6 months ago
now that america has seen what this traitor has done, with 9.1 unemployment,
govt take over of the auto indust,
govt take over of the banks
govt take over of student loans
govt take over of the health care, obummercare,
high gas and tax,,
i wonder if the american people will do the right thing and vote tea party2012.
and send this traitor home
999Thip 7 months ago
gay...
Shaded07 7 months ago
But it sure left a lot of sore losers something to do ... like not stop campaigning in their pathetic empty wing nutted lives.
MsThebeMoon 7 months ago
Absolutely freakin' hilarious! Genius with stones!
gvtuber 8 months ago
Hilarious!
PDizzleFoRizzle 9 months ago
fake
MrValindo 9 months ago
@MrValindo
Of course it is.. Really you thought is was real? Wow, Anyhow Actors were a bit scripted but the graphics were well done, I too was a Obama Zombie but now I have been reborn and see the light... I am alive again and am voting this time for Herman Cain. I think he's is the real deal.. Herman Cain For President..
scott13174 9 months ago
What crap actors, don't they have better national stories to report.
CPR275 10 months ago
What a crap actors, don't they have better national stories to report.
CPR275 10 months ago
fake!!!!!!!
dilanhernandez 10 months ago
@dilanhernandez no shit
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 10 months ago
@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 mmm dude did i ask for your opinion?? fuck off!!
dilanhernandez 10 months ago
@dilanhernandez you're a dumbass if you think the onion is real
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Jobs - To long to late tomorrow will a President address the UNION and implement the needed Glass–Steagall Act of 1993 or will a Obama destroy America more? gambling and holding our children’s to debt bondage? playing the game of debate and rhetoric. Respect is not something you get, it's earned, not taken. If you don't listen to main street media you are uninformed, if you do, you are misinformed, liars, cheat and thief’s. Bring our Troops home DemocratRepubliCON war mongers
411American 1 year ago
lol so true
melvar52 1 year ago
@pweeclassic84 It's not "your" it's "you're" and you have never heard of "The Onion?" YOU are the one drifting away...
dieselscience 1 year ago
@pweeclassic84 can you say clueless
It's from THE ONION!
dieselscience 1 year ago
WAY TO DOWNLOAD 'THE ONION' AND POST IT AS YOUR OWN!!
dieselscience 1 year ago
This is still hilarious.
SgtPlmFry 1 year ago
It's so amazing to me how many people think that the new health care laws mean free health care for americans! For those of you who think this- you had better read up about what it REALLY MEANS! For those of us who live in reality, we know that our health care premiums are all going to go way up in cost and have less coverage and that inadequate health insurance coverage can and will mean tax penalties. & FYI, the politicians aren't in control, and the media propagates racism! Think about it!!!
TheRageBrain 1 year ago
Haa haa haa, that is so funny. I wish they would make more of these videos, maybe suggesting how obama supporters are dying because they can't get healthcare, or being forced out of their homes because they can't afford their mortgage because they can't find work- meanwhile aig and the bankers are getting their million dollar bonuses because the tax-payers bailed them out. Amazing how there has been so much change, and yet it's all for the worse, but it is still, "Change you can beleive in!"
TheRageBrain 1 year ago
@TheRageBrain Stfu and stop trying to make this into a political debate. It is theOnion fool. Let comedy be comedy without infecting it with your partisan bullshit.
kubush 1 year ago
@kubush Why don't you f-ing make me, I can say wtf I wanna say and I dont give a f if u like it or not. Yeah I get that this is comedy, but it is based on political partisan bullshit in the first place. People can and do equate this form of comedy to the truth, because it can be and is likely one in the same for many, which makes it funny! FU, go give up YOUR rights, FOOL, just don't expect me to give up mine! BTW are you now one who has nothing to live for? That makes you angry? Well, TOO BAD!
TheRageBrain 1 year ago
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@TheRageBrain No, apparently you don't get it because you continue to spew your idiotic ideology here. No one gives a shit about your political views nor do I care what delusions you have about me.
kubush 1 year ago
@kubush Oh and another thing, I know what kind of person you are! You are one who gets off on your opinions and can't handle when people present you with facts. The FACT is you don't know why your alive or what your purpose is! All you can handle is your very dim prospects of what you think people are and what their place is in this world. You have no idea who I am, but you hate what I stand for which is truth and integrity! Both of which are being kept from you, by you!
TheRageBrain 1 year ago
@TheRageBrain No, you pretend like you know what kind of person I am. In reality, you know nothing and are deluding yourself to make yourself feel better. Of course I know why I am alive...because my parent procreated. Of course I know my purpose since I create my own purpose.
"You have no idea who I am" No, and I don't care, which is why I told you to stfu in the first place. I do know one thing though, you have zero integrity.
kubush 1 year ago
@kubush Yeah, and I didn't know you'd say something like or about your parents & procreation, That you would assume I am so miserable I would bother to take time to reply to a person of your stature and so on and blah blah blah. Just like your purpose is to waste your time replying to my comment.
TheRageBrain 1 year ago
Hilarious, LOL! so true their brainwashed zombies, Obama-bots, good video!
MsKammie63 1 year ago
THEY ALL GOT FOOLED
williamtell10 1 year ago
this is funny
Suffersosweetly 1 year ago
LOL! Funny...
EsotericDesi01 1 year ago
Can't wait to see the outcome when nobama has his ass handed to him in 2012. Great vi.
Rattler45cal 1 year ago 22
@Rattler45cal and i cant wait to see ur face when obama gets taken out of office and an independent takes his place cause republicans.... how can i put this lightly? ummm... oh yea there fucking insane
household420 1 year ago
@household420 Your an amusing little imbicile aren't you.
Rattler45cal 1 year ago
@Rattler45cal amen to that. the ayatollah hussein obama has to go
landstar95 5 months ago
@Rattler45cal get ready for another 4 years...cause he will win again and I don't even plan to vote for him nor do I support him..
savagenomore 3 months ago
omg ii thought iit waz real at the begining ahaha ii feell hella sllow
PSOULJA1 1 year ago 2
^_^ Great video
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thoraxxx2 1 year ago
Heum for the free Healtcare In Europe its free France Spain Germany etc Since a long time ago xD so whats bad about it ??? Its only good Its normal That a Guy Who dont have a Credit Card And having a Heart atack should Die Because 4 hospital Refuse him ?? Erf Foolish Thinking
pablolito1 1 year ago
Poor angry old white folks, and you still have another 6.5 years left to go with Obama as your prez!! Maybe next time you wont be so quick to vote for a corrupt incompetent like Bush.
rawn4203 1 year ago
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Too funny, Anyone that could actually think that the words Hope and Change are election platforms are insulting everyone's intelligents. I have read the other comments and amazed that those in support of our President cannot find any other way than foul, obnoxious language with the same message that the Obama campaign had nothing. We are not a socialistic style people, most of us never have and do not understand the repercussions of these action. Unbelievable.
yamommasaman03 1 year ago
Too funny, Anyone that could actually think that the words Hope and Change are election platforms are insulting everyone's intelligents. I have read the other comments and amazed that those in support of our President cannot find any other way than foul, obnoxious language with the same message that the Obama campaign had nothing. We are not a socialistic style people, most of us never have and do not understand the repercussions of these action. Unbelievable.
yamommasaman03 1 year ago
This is too funny.
Wickedattimes 1 year ago
This could habeen an actual report on Fox news.
bearriver666 1 year ago
Obama Zombies should realize by now that they elected the biggest liar in American history. I thought Nixon and Carter were bad but at least Nixon ended the draft.
What has Obama done for you lately?
AcePilot2009 1 year ago
ahahaha thats funny
IIHOWLEYII 1 year ago
You lot are fuckiing idiots this is the ONION u dumb shit its a comedy show
G00g284 1 year ago
kingofthenight.....shut the fuck up you ignorant p.o.s. i am sick and tired of people getting called racist because they are against obama...I know just as many educated black people that laugh at how obama got elected and his majority of supporters...
ec6ftsurf 1 year ago
@ec6ftsurf
Don't you have nazi ralley to attend
kingofthenight1 1 year ago
@kingofthenight1 ...what are you talking about..did you not read my coments?I have plenty of friends that are different "races"....you must be one of the ignorants who voted for obama
ec6ftsurf 1 year ago
kingofthenight.....shut the fuck up you ignorant p.o.s. i am sick and tired of people getting called racist because they are against obama...I know just as many educated black people that laugh at how obama got elected and his majority of supporters....its not that people are racist these days about a color or skin were passed that obviously...its if u stereotype your race to be white trash or a nigger spick...what ever..go read history asshole
ec6ftsurf 1 year ago
lmao just made my day
mikethebassguy 1 year ago
Funny yet soooo TRUE.
kornfreak34 1 year ago
I love that!! That is priceless!! :D
frodobaggins115 1 year ago
Well they should have keep control over the slower people in their country and stopped them from attacking us here in the U.S.A what a dumb ass and you think that is bad wait till we jump on Iran you wait and see!!!!!
nextxguy 1 year ago
Bahahahaha brilliant.
EGvotreamie 1 year ago
This is probablly the best satire that the onion has ever done. Spot on. How true and pathetic soo many sheep we have living in our country. Spoon fed and retarded..
FourFingersUp 1 year ago
These peckerwoods need to shut up.
crjones1208 1 year ago
Hussein Obama, that useless black moslem cunt, is the biggest jackass on the planet. How the hell did America put this fucking bastard in power? I guess 'greatest nation' doesn't necessarily mean 'smartest nation'.
islamsucksallah 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! Don't you just love these 20 something, Star Bucks drinking liberal fags? In less tan 1 year their lord and savior, with this teleprompter and phony Peace Prize turned into nothing but a pile of useless dog shit.
Can't wait till these little nutcakes get out of college and actually have to pay Obama's taxes instead of mommy and daddy.
We know it's satire, but there's truth in satire. It's videos like this that make me think it's time to raise the fucking voter age to 30.
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo Shut the fuck up. It's called 8 years of economic and military turmoil. We are paying for it now, you cock sucker.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
Oh great. Advice from a 22 year old spick who probably needs Obama's handouts. Hey Amigo, get your own job and pay your own bills otherwise I call INS on your wetback ass.
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo Well, you're an ignorant douche bag. I am Portuguese, which is technically Hispanic. The point here is, I give the handouts. My parents came to this country with nothing and now own real estate and 3 separate businesses. Have you had any illegitimate children that I've had to pay for lately? Go fuck yourself, unaware of what it is to be an American, douche bag.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
Who the fuck are you to come to my country and bitch and complain like a little whore! Go back to Portugal and stay there. Nobody asked you to come here you disgusting spick!
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo So, you're assuming that your white ancestors were born here? On this continent? I'm sorry your parents were dumb and didn't give you enough affection. You have mental issue's that should be addressed by a professional.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
Hold on a second... who was here first? You or me? ME!!! Did I come to your piece of shit country? NO!! This simply fact is... you came here!!!! You want to come here and live, that's fine, but don't start expecting us to just drop our way of life cause you don't like it!
People like you who vote for socialists are not welcome here! The reason you came here in the first place was cause you fucked up your country to the point where now you have to come and fuck up mine! Get out!
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo Portugal is actually a thriving country, thank you. I was born here, so you sound like such a douche bag. Who is expecting you to do anything? I have better grammar than you. You are just an angry person looking to point the finger at someone. How about George W. Bush, who put a country though 8 YEARS of turmoil. His administration called off the hunt for Bin Laden, who Clinton aggressively tried to kill. September 11, 2001.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
BTW, Your "Ass Pal" Obama is Losing!! That's right buddy boy!! His party is finished in Nov, 2010!! I bet you have a poster of Obama on your wall don't you? I Bet, you were the guy who fainted and Obama had to give water to, right?
You're just Another Illogical Faggot Starbucks Liberal Snob who thinks he knows the world at 22 years old yet he barely knows how to put his underwear on or brush his teach without mommy scheduling it into Carlos' event calendar.
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo And you're so obsessed with American sovereignty, give me a break. America was created to protect business interests. This is a capitalist nation which has now been overthrown by those business interests. Corporations run your beloved country and are running it into the ground, not those illegal immigrants, you complete idiot.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
> Corporations run your beloved country and are running it into the ground
Correction! Obama is running it into the ground. Obama is an asshole who is increasing our deficit by spending money we don't have! Corps don't increase our deficit asshole, the people running our government do! But you would already know that if you weren't a dumb foreigner!
> not those illegal immigrants
Illegals use our hospitals and don't pay the bill. They work without paying taxes. Illegals are selfish!
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo Give me a break. You're so obsessed with what the American media has fed you, you don't know what the fuck is going on. George Bush put us into a war! Do you know how much war costs? Do you have any clue? Not just money, but with lives! Not just American lives but innocent children who have brothers and sisters who will one day try to avenge those deaths! We have a dark future because of the "Republican" war.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
there would be no war if not for 911.
ilwilis 1 year ago
@salblomo I'm sick of people like you choosing sides. The only side I'm on is America and none of these politicians, even Republicans, are looking out for the best interest of us! Why not point the finger at Wal-Mart? The business who bankrupts real businesses who pay real wages leaving us to fight for 8.00 an hour. Go read some books and stop watching Fox News, damn.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
@salblomo And you think illegals are the only ones not paying the bills!? HAHA!!!! You're so ignorant to reality it's astounding.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
> you think illegals are the only ones not paying the bills!
Actually yes, they are the only ones who don't pay billls! First, they come here bringing disease like Swine Flu because they are as clean as my ass after eating a can of beans! Why don't they fix their own country? Why do they have to come here? And if they come here, shouldn't they at least be respectful of our laws and pay taxes?
I wouldn't just sneak into Portugal and walk around begging for a job!! Being an illegal is rude!
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo I'm illogical? You are assuming I have a poster of Obama on my wall. You're a douche bag. I did read his book, which you probably should've done too. Not to enjoy it, but to get a point of view. You're such a racist douche bag.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
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> You are assuming I have a poster of Obama on my wall. You're a douche bag.
Actually I think you have such a hard on for this president you masturbate to him! Sick liberal little foreigner. Go back to shitty Portugal! No one wants your kind here!
BTW, Portugal also has a BIG deficit problem! I guess that's the fault of America's Corporations too right? If you think I'm lying read a fucking paper you dumb foreigner!
salblomo 1 year ago
@salblomo You have this incredible tool called a conscience and you just waste it with erroneous horse shit.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
@salblomo You really are just an ignorant person. I'm done talking to you, it's just like talking to a brick wall.
mrcarlos15 1 year ago
> I'm done talking to you
Yea.. Okay. But lets not forget who contacted who first. Lets not forget who said to "Shut the fuck up" the very first sentence he typed and ended with "you cock sucker" with the last sentence. Just look at your first reply to my original post.
And you call me ignorant?? Ha!! You should be walking around with a wheel barrow to carry the set of balls you have little kid!
Anyways, good luck in Obamaland and enjoy my tax money. Don't spend in all in once place!
salblomo 1 year ago
Typical. When people get into politics in a positive way and donate their time, THOSE are the people we're most likely to mock in this country.
What's with the disparity between the Onion newspaper (which rocks) and what they produce in video? I've seen a few funny ones but most of them suck and the movie they did was embarrassingly bad. It seems like two different organizations entirely considering how intelligent the satire in the paper can be and how stupid this is.
satidog 1 year ago
Okay books in, TV out.{smile}
FDRstar 2 years ago
Clearly fake.
worldscolide321 2 years ago
Al Gore did it, he took control of these mindless pawns!!!!
draggeddownthehole 2 years ago
BAHAHAWAAAA!
StantheGunman 2 years ago
this is real!!!!!
superflymacv31 2 years ago 2
by far one of the best the Onion has done... b/c it's so close to reality.
joshpnw 2 years ago 10
Zombies
221Robin 2 years ago 5
You mean like democrats?
BryanNC08 2 years ago 2
lol i love joke news
suspendedfromthemoon 2 years ago 2
Hahahaha....all these comments are retarded. "Secret Military"..."socialist"....c'mon people, get some new material.
monkeyboy1971 2 years ago
Obama is the result of letting people who dont follow politics and know nothing about politics vote. The only reason Obama got in is ACORN registered thousands of homeless to vote, using park benches as addresses. This is a sad time for America. Change is coming, but not the good kind. Remember the Germans wanted change also. Then they found themselves putting people in ovens.
Avatarblackwolf 2 years ago
Obama =the worst president since the national hemmoroid Jimmy Carter . Those morons who voted for that clueless,weak spending , socialist maniac will get everything they deserve.
bosstheross 2 years ago 2
Are you referring to the national health care that will help save thousands of lives, or the tax cuts that will bring up middle class therefore balancing out the economy?
Zephur19 2 years ago 2
Tell them to join obama's new civilian secret military. They are hiring where I live
thementalpatient2005 2 years ago
The Libs are going to be shocked in 2010.
They played the race card to early
what will they do when they see that they are about to lose the Congress and the Senate. Hmmm???
450xhonda 2 years ago
Oh no big deal
Obama supporters can always pull out the race card when they have nothing worthwhile to talk about. It gives them meaning in life lol
MrLoveyourneighbor 2 years ago
ACTUALLY THEY WERE THAT STUPID BEFORE THE ELECTION, HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK THAT RETARD GOT INTO OFFICE........ all of his retarded followers.....i bet ya'll think your about to get free healthcare
edgar04200 2 years ago 8
@edgar04200 WHO cares,, he is in office, you racist prick. YOu don't like blacks thats it bottom line... you don't like blacks
kingofthenight1 1 year ago
@kingofthenight1 yea? and u must hate freedom....
vincentvangro 1 year ago
@kingofthenight1
Somehow this comment doesn't surprise me. Anyone who doesn't support Obama that is white, is racist. That's what you're saying. I'm white. I don't like Obama. Not one bit. Am I racist? He's an arrogant, leftist, liberal prick. He is shoving his selfish agenda through Congress when he selectively ignores what the American people actually want. I guess Scott Brown's election wasn't a big enough wakeup call for Barack Osama. He'll finally realize what's happening come November.
jdfan1989 1 year ago
@jdfan1989
Im not being a smart ass but please help me understand,, why don't you want free health care for every "US CITZEN".. For example god forbid you get cancer and loose your job, and your wife I guess, won't be able to support the family on a single income. and your children are too young to work.. Than what, ??? would you want the governemnt to help you ??
kingofthenight1 1 year ago
Dont you realise that this is a comedy show!?!?
JackiePaquito 2 years ago 13
What a fraud. These dumb ass liberals voted for a guy who is clueless. Now WE are paying the price. Why does he want health care passed so quickly? Because he poll numbers are sinking and he is losing support from the conservative democrats...if he doesn't try to "fool" them now it will be too late later. God help us if he passes health care, cap and trade another stimulus bill and every other bullshit "hidden tax" bill. Remember this in 2010 and 2012.
brad90956 2 years ago
Give it time, his opinion ratings will be lower than Bush's.
HEMIpoweredherochao 2 years ago
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DDABCXYZ 2 years ago
Ha Ha! Give it a little more time! All you will hear is: Obama lied! Obama hasn't paid for my gas! Obama hasn't paid my homes mortgage! OBAMA SAID HE WOULD FIX EVERYTHING IF WE VOTED FOR HIM! Obama lied! Ha Ha! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA :P
DDABCXYZ 2 years ago
-1 -2 -3 -1,000,000 what ever! Liberials & Dreamers believed The Democraps spin & lies! Obama helped A Selected Few BIG Business! Not the America people or workers! Government kept the instutuions alive that keep the masses/people in control & in debt! They make Billions -Trilloins- we get nothing! Stop the mindless dreaming & following VOTE against the the Liberial & Democrats spin doctor liars - NO OBAMA after 2012! Who ever spent their way out of debt?
DDABCXYZ 2 years ago
fuck obama he is a liar,piece of shit 2
StAgMaStA1 2 years ago
Braaaaaiiinssss
obama give me obama
people are exactly the same as those in 1984
teched246 2 years ago
B.S.
IdtseBitsy 2 years ago
tthat is bullshit
f00tballfever 2 years ago
lol
f00tballfever 2 years ago
lol what if obama lost XD
manice08 2 years ago
Koolaid withdrawal. Great video!
NAGGERNUTZ 2 years ago 6
I love the Onion
DalekThay5 2 years ago
Punch drunk? Newt Gingrich may be able to use his evil powers to gain control of these guys.
Come to the dark side of the force.
:)
vikingkeith 2 years ago
Nobody likes The Onion.
welhungjohnson 2 years ago
this is so fucking fake... stupid. wow, what the fuck.
narutojutsumaster 2 years ago
oops.. sorry. this is the onion news. i forgot. they're the fake news. look it up! i was going to kill this video, but i fnd out it's fake. sry! :P
narutojutsumaster 2 years ago 2
even thought im english i gotta say
America Rules
LightiiNTheDark 2 years ago
Funny
Basketball80 2 years ago
i give it about a year before everyone hates Obuttface
Napster60 2 years ago
I give him 30 minutes..
JimmyInSC 2 years ago
Support Dr. Alan Keyes (google: Constitutional crisis) in his efforts to force this "affirmative action" prez to comply with the Constitution of the USA - - then get a "NOT MY PRESIDENT" T-shirt & bumper sticker - you know, the one with the picture of obama posing as che guevara, the murdering, marxist, sonofabitch from argentina...that's who this lying, THUG admires
gareof 2 years ago
lame
detroitdoeboy 2 years ago
ONLY THE TRUTH...choke it up...you'll be ok
DULDEN85 2 years ago
obamalamadingdong the "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PREZ" - he cares nothing for people - An analysis of Federal Election Commission records by the Ctr for Responsive Politics, show the top three corp. donors to Barack Obama, & Joe Biden were Goldman Sachs, Citigroup & JPMorgan. Six other financial giants were in the top 30 donors to the White House Team: UBS AG, Lehman Bros., Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, Merrill Lynch & Credit Suisse Group. - The "Not My President" T-shirts are flying off the shelves
gareof 2 years ago
DemoRATS take care of the financial industry & the industry takes care of RATS. The bagman for Clinton, Rahm Emanuel was hired by investment bank Wasserstein Perella, for 2yrs & was paid $18 mil. -RATS have a great system: They get lots of Wall Street money, but they also get to brand Republicans for being the party of "Wall Street." The banks don't care if RATS attack them. They still get their bailout money. The "NOT MY PRESIDENT" & "OBAMA LIED,ECONOMY DIED" T-shirts are flying off the shelves
gareof 2 years ago
So how do you feel about Haliburton?
wootbeans 2 years ago
At least Haliburton does some actual work for their money and they employ 1000's of people - the "affirmative action" prez obama doesn't even know what work is - neither do most senators or congressmen
gareof 2 years ago
They were doing work, but at far more than we should have been paying. They were stealing cash out of everyone's pockets.
wootbeans 2 years ago
Any proof of that "stealing" that you would care to share with us? They had to account for every dollar to the USGAO - On the other hand I have all kinds of proof that our "affirmative action" prez & his friends in the demoRAT congress are stealing from the USA treasury & taxpayers & FUTURE taxpayers in numbers that make Haliburton's expenses look like child's play, AND there is NOTHING to show for the TRILLIONS he and palosi & reid et al are continuing to steal....GET TO A TEA PARTY TODAY.
gareof 2 years ago
Okay, the point of my comments were to see if you would blindly defend a republican's actions. Mission accomplished.
wootbeans 2 years ago
Talk about Blind being led by the Blind - this idiot prez has demoRATS thinking he is going to save the planet - idiots all
gareof 2 years ago
You are just as idiotic as those "demoRATS" if you can't see that both parties are full of shit.
wootbeans 2 years ago
You've got that right mate - I'm looking for a third party
gareof 2 years ago
ROFL.. this is great.
The whole system is a scam.
YouDoobed 2 years ago
i'm right there with you my friend!
kitttykate 2 years ago
oh i'm sorry i want people to vote!
and yes I DO LOVE OBAMAAA AND PROUDDD
kitttykate 2 years ago
lololololololololololol
elpekardo 2 years ago
lol, empty rhetoric, it really is true...
wallerbryan 2 years ago
Is this a joke lol!
Antwansuperstar88 2 years ago
Thanks I needed that.
sds7508 2 years ago
hahaha i love this vid. obama sucks and all you liberal shits can go suck it
crs5617 2 years ago
Omm a bone-agin kristshun and ah luvv Jesus, I raid my by-bo, and I pah-ray on a die-lay by--sis, and ah also hate niggers, jooze, guys, and dem ole....dem ole...uh...uh.lib-er-alzz......PRIZE THE LOW-WAD
strateshootah 2 years ago
i have no idea what u said or if you're against my comment but i saw the i hate liberals
crs5617 2 years ago
the better vid is of your sorry ass crying like a BITCH after PRESIDENT OBAMA won. PUT THAT IN YOUR RUSH LIMBAUGH PIPE AND SMOKE IT.
BasDon24 2 years ago 2
and how about u got off of welfare! BITCHHH. this vid is making fun of pricks like u who think this guy is your savior
crs5617 2 years ago
hes not a savior you just hate em cause hes black BITCHHHH (by the way i dont support any goverment officials cause theyre all lying to each and every one of you idiots who think that anybody in the goverment gives two shits about the people)