Hector Brocklebank Phones England's Football headquarters

[electrototty]

"Sprechen sie Doric!?" brilliant!

[271chrissy]

hector rules. i am speaking english ha ha .

[IKevinTubeYou]

ya ken

[DeanMcBain]

Stupid english. "I've got a metatarsal ". English guy-"ok". Gullible

[mooseinator194]

the gadgies at the door...lol

[RossKempOnYourMum01]

I'm spikin' english noo

[chelseagoose1964]

the big man,s a legend,,a couple of tinnies and let the good times roll,:hold on a mindy,chief:

[kintakintyea]

Aye' yeed noat a pukkul majik spunjis tae gaar eih guffys tae unnerstaan yee!!

[scatmando]

Yes Im dressed in?................. Full morris dancing regalia. lol

[gemeweed]

I like toffee.

[v2scoobystiwagon]

the gadgies at the doors lol

[bigderekkeene]

HB FAAASH!!!!

[gregmilne10]

the gadgies

[kerrianna1977]

The metatarsal is melting in ice LOL

[snizzlemydizzle69]

4 magic sponges haha

[JumperStripe]

Love this - he speaks like my Granda!

[letterboxes108]

"You speak English?"

"Aye - I'm speaking Inglish nooo!"

[scatmando]

Good post pal. ILMAO

[mufcpaton]

haha, I have a metatarsal.

"oh yes"

gullible English

[LewisB776]

lol i suggest you put the metatarsel in the mini bar :P lol

[LewisB776]

have you got ice?

[catdee15]

magic sponges!

XD!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScottSummerz1]

Sprecken Sie Dorick :L

pmsl

[scottyc1983]

"iv got a metatarsal" hahahaha!

[bcnsco]

spranchen ze doric! LOL

[scottmorrice]

A cracking one. How clever are the English?

[kingbob26]

BRITISH

[BigAndyB]

it was the ENGLISH FA he phoned,not BRITISH

[stardale02]

@kingbob26 What about them?

[malky1888]

No very !! lol

[scottyc06]

The Gadgie at the gate!! =) Pmsl

[ah85]

i love the wind ups

[rabblue]

cannie beat it