my weinner jumped out of plane one time. it's parachute didn't open either. it bailed at 3600 ft. and fell at 150mph. It was so big when it hit the ground it killed 4 people and a dog. My weinner went into a great depression and heartache. but it lives to fight another day. it lives to fight another day.
everyone commenting is fucking retarded. don't give us some shit about your parachute accident where you hit 75 mph walked out without a scratch, and of course, you were in the war.... and then the next fucker is dumb enough to say, "thats bs" which is a direct translation to, "i'm fucking retarded, so I'm the only one dumb enough to call you out on it, even though everyone else knows its fake"
ok boys now that everyone has whipped out theyre penises, in Oct. 2002 i was doing an Airborne Op. somewhere near the gulf of mexico, 1800ft free-fall, parachute never fully opened, not even a ciggarette roll. experts calculated my fall to be near 75mph. after i hit the ground, parachute fully opened and drug me the length of the DZ backwards. no broken bones, but years of heartache and a broken soul, not to mention the fucked up Dept. of Veterans Affairs. a fall is a fall guys...BACK OFF.
that i hate with flying tubes like seaflyer is that When i can't hold on longer in air and want to stop the only way is to jumo off and get hurted, because if i yell they don't hear me and they don't see me so good so i can't make signals even if i try i might fall -.-
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!one day a boy was playing computer games on his PC then he noticed there was a statue of an angel in the corner of the room he took no notice and carried on playing his game, wen he looked at it again it was gone,and then he was then attacked later that day by a witness report "something with wings" if you don't post this comment on 5 other videos the angel will appear in your room and haunt you for the rest of your life.
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DUDE!! Did the tube hit you on contact with water? It looks like if you fell a little slower you could fall back on and be fine. that would be SO COOL!!!!!!!!!! Nice video, nice wreck, bad idea lol. just kidding, wish i had 1 of those things.....
Haha, thanks. But that would be like, the best vid EVER! Someone jumping off of a kite tube and landing back on it after the tube does a dive? That'd be something I would be giving +5 Star comments on all day with different accounts, haha.
aakko777. Have you ever hit the water going 55 mph? I once ripped my right hip from its socket riding a standard tube only a few inches from the water. Had it been my head that hit the water first I would either be dead or parilised.
the trick with kite tubing is to have your rope really high like a wake board set up and to go out on a windy day and go against the wind obviously and if your about to nose dive from way up, jump first so your prepared to land feet first like this guy did sort of. Plus it helps to have a really good driver.
You gotta think though. He's not just falling 20 or 30 feet his also running about 45 mph on top of that. Not to metion he has no control of how he lands.
wow, you are stupid. A bunch of people die everyday with the impact of "just falling in the water", and some died because of this "toy". Less than 6 months after its release it was banned.
I fell off my jet ski going 65mph, still hurts but no life threatening injuries.
MichiganFann 5 months ago
HAHAHA
MrDarinWarren 7 months ago
ouch... but anyways wut kinda horsepower boat do they recomend?
hitman7777777777 1 year ago
OWNED! that was fuckin funny shit man!! Can you still get kite tubes??
jake4569 1 year ago
he'd be dead if he'd fall of a jet ski at 65mph? well i've done it and it didnt hurt at all, and i was on kit tube and it's much more painful :)
QuiteSpyrtY 1 year ago
What's a kit tube? Moron.
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toketitan 3 months ago
did that hurt hella bad???
AubreysRantsTV 1 year ago
Baller.
rbarba23 1 year ago
more balls than I have, wouldn't catch me on one of those, I will see you guys from the inflatible pool on shore wearing a helmet clapping
justins61rambler 1 year ago
that looks like it hurt.
mynamewillshine 1 year ago
this guy is a huge sissy
rja04c 1 year ago
YOUR MOMMA!
boogiewoogie697 1 year ago
when the tube is on the highest point you have to cute the rope !!!!
skydiveisfun 2 years ago
How do you CUTE a rope???
boogiewoogie697 1 year ago
haha i dont care what it says in the description this guy DEFINATELY died :D
tomyeeeeeeep 2 years ago
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omg. did he died?
azumanga 2 years ago
oh shit i bet that didn't feel to well, but props man your driver is insane, didn't look like he pulled off the throttle that whole time!
zaslem 2 years ago
Is this CJ Brown Reservior?
FlyinRyans35 2 years ago
Omgosh! Those things look dangerous but fun, lol. I hope you were ok after that.
RachelG2288 2 years ago
I havent watched it yet but Im shore its funny
vegetafreak96 2 years ago
Did you die?
TirianB 2 years ago
yea like he can answer that, of course he fucking died...im just kidding he didnt die, you dumb ass mother fuckeer
ottom4tik 2 years ago
Shit.I'm so going Kite tubing this summer.
Chameleonardodavinci 2 years ago
That'll be hard considering IT'S ILLEGAL
Willvoorhees 2 years ago
Isn't weed and crack illegal?:P
Chameleonardodavinci 2 years ago
It's not illegal everywhere.
FoxGuy777 2 years ago
omg i though u died ur a zombie
tangycrazychimp12 2 years ago
BAHAHAHA That was good, Hope you didnt get hurt, would take the "funny" out of it.
WOWhas1Me 2 years ago
nice
bamson101010 2 years ago
that has gotta hurt....lol... olzaman....that is hilarous.
smileygurl48 3 years ago
sorry but that was hilarious
SHADOWFADE27 3 years ago 2
I fell of my kayak once doing nearly 2mph! Gotta tell you man, that didn't hurt. At all.
olzaman 3 years ago 5
i fell out of a kayak goin 10mph, that hurt like a bitch.
pivotous 2 years ago
sorry, but that doesnt compare
skatinbrett30 2 years ago
my weinner jumped out of plane one time. it's parachute didn't open either. it bailed at 3600 ft. and fell at 150mph. It was so big when it hit the ground it killed 4 people and a dog. My weinner went into a great depression and heartache. but it lives to fight another day. it lives to fight another day.
CobraJetted 3 years ago
its the football ***** can't believe people are that stupid FISH!!!!!
Swimmer1079 3 years ago
lololol funny video
everyone commenting is fucking retarded. don't give us some shit about your parachute accident where you hit 75 mph walked out without a scratch, and of course, you were in the war.... and then the next fucker is dumb enough to say, "thats bs" which is a direct translation to, "i'm fucking retarded, so I'm the only one dumb enough to call you out on it, even though everyone else knows its fake"
morons..
Rouslow 3 years ago
he died.
Just kidding
mikesajerk 3 years ago
umm, it could hurt depending on how someone lands since we've had concussions while people were wakeboarding. Just an fyi....
ri8002 3 years ago
why are they illegal???
DTET2427 3 years ago
lol im not a pussy but i fell off a regular tube at 65 mph and that shit hurt like a mother f*cker
Chorizo9586 3 years ago
ok boys now that everyone has whipped out theyre penises, in Oct. 2002 i was doing an Airborne Op. somewhere near the gulf of mexico, 1800ft free-fall, parachute never fully opened, not even a ciggarette roll. experts calculated my fall to be near 75mph. after i hit the ground, parachute fully opened and drug me the length of the DZ backwards. no broken bones, but years of heartache and a broken soul, not to mention the fucked up Dept. of Veterans Affairs. a fall is a fall guys...BACK OFF.
latenitemadness 3 years ago 2
daaaaaaamnn...
CapnMcFancyPants 3 years ago
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dude u suck
i jumped off my checkmate doin 70 mph n it didnt hurt at all...pussy
almostadu 3 years ago
thats bs
fishman05 3 years ago
Well duddeee i fell out a plane at 523 mph and landed on barb wire and it didnt hurt... beat that
kakieoking 3 years ago 5
bitch
sebastiantamayo 3 years ago
falling of a jet ski at 65 mph i do that all the time. it dosent hurt
nyshooter94 3 years ago
noob
dbriderXXX 3 years ago
im a noob you are for having no life. calling peope a noob
nyshooter94 3 years ago
that makes no sense and it was a joke NOOB
dbriderXXX 3 years ago
it makes sense and i dont care if it was a joke im not a noob
nyshooter94 3 years ago
i bet u have never even riden one
footballplyer125 3 years ago
i bet because i onwn three two yamha and one Kawaski
nyshooter94 3 years ago
great stuff
scribo79 3 years ago
wow that looks siiiiiick, to bad there illegal in Canada :(
TheRealRedBullRage 3 years ago
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well canadians suck balls anyways so they all can just go die
soccerpile 3 years ago
dont be dissin our country
birdman1pspboy 3 years ago 2
they're illegal in america now too.
homestarrunner4742 3 years ago
nope u jus cant buy them anymore.
zacvazquez 3 years ago
lol it looks like somone shot him off of it. he's cruising along having fun then all the sudden bam, airborne corpse.
buddie169 3 years ago
holy shit nice..
pbobdelux 3 years ago
NOOB
Thrugg16 3 years ago
that i hate with flying tubes like seaflyer is that When i can't hold on longer in air and want to stop the only way is to jumo off and get hurted, because if i yell they don't hear me and they don't see me so good so i can't make signals even if i try i might fall -.-
freddyboys 3 years ago
ROFLMAOCOPTER YOU FELL!!!!
zerotem 3 years ago
hooooooo boy! it's like mixing rock-jumping from 35 feet... combined with getting punched in your whole body with a big wet FIST
jdubdc 3 years ago 2
Kite tubes are the Devil in disguise
JagheMash 3 years ago
ew nice hairy leg at 1:31
hotnsexys332 3 years ago
I'm not gonna say that this coudn't hurt, because I've come off inner-tubes that weren't even off the surface of the water and it hurt like *FUCK*
weldonwin 3 years ago
didnt they ban these things, cause kids were dying on them.,
DClean 3 years ago
i did the same but i didn't stay 2 min. in the air :p
bruintjebruin 3 years ago
Ow.
chibivampiregirl 3 years ago
he musta slipped off hahaha
hindle 3 years ago
you got balls. id be scared shitless
yeaimamerican 3 years ago
I dunno wat the fuck u were thinkin but that was FUCKIN SWEET!!!!! :0:0:0:0:):):):)
b94sinn 3 years ago
i actually did fall off a jetski goin 62...it hurt but it was funny as shit
flyeaglesfly88 3 years ago
THAT IS FUKIN HALARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAH LOMAO
mustve hurt lol
tmk107 3 years ago
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elksballer23 3 years ago
If you fuck yourself your mother will walk in and fuck you for the rest of your life, stop posting shit
cheeseyturds 3 years ago
lmao!!! this is some funny shit!!!
n00bpk3r22 3 years ago
this is an example of why these wher banned in the USA, if your seen using one you will be arested.... trust me i know from experiance
Spartainwarlord 3 years ago
i feel sorry 4 him
scooper2626 4 years ago
sweet i like it
fighter415 4 years ago
i want one
megstubetops 4 years ago
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Memewhile 3 years ago
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i went on these once and i never will tell u why...
my brother died from one of these *cry* *cry* he crashed into the water and drowned and we never found him and police announced him dead...
life is not all fun and games u gotta be careful
Randomiza 4 years ago
haha your a lier and "*cry**cry*"??? your a dumbass
eigerbrad 4 years ago
holy shittttt
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melchim 4 years ago
DUDE!! Did the tube hit you on contact with water? It looks like if you fell a little slower you could fall back on and be fine. that would be SO COOL!!!!!!!!!! Nice video, nice wreck, bad idea lol. just kidding, wish i had 1 of those things.....
Paintballjr 4 years ago 3
hahaha your comment is funny hhahaha
FallenForever 4 years ago
Haha, thanks. But that would be like, the best vid EVER! Someone jumping off of a kite tube and landing back on it after the tube does a dive? That'd be something I would be giving +5 Star comments on all day with different accounts, haha.
Paintballjr 2 years ago
How does one fall slower?
dkcies 4 years ago
man that looks so fun, id love to have a go lol
33drifta 4 years ago
keep charging!!
sasspro77 4 years ago
wow i know your not dead because at camp i fell from higher off manta ray and all i had was sprained wrist and swollen ankle. but nice try lying.
puckplaya 4 years ago
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the shakiness made me throwup
kingsnake66 4 years ago
um lixo
Marcelowr 4 years ago
he wishes he was dead in bowen australia we really know how to tube
theweapon94 4 years ago
he isnt dead come on like how obvious
Rugbymadone 4 years ago 2
hahahahaha, fuckin tards
unknownfan23 4 years ago
awesome jump dude keep on sailing
runescapedude9 4 years ago
people actualy thought he died?? lol
989Sean989 4 years ago
damn
989Sean989 4 years ago
if u all read the desciption the guy says sorry for the confusion he just lost his hat and aviators...he is not dead
ateamcrew 4 years ago 2
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damn that motha fucker is dead
justinAman247 4 years ago
lol..........i have to try 1 of these things!!
pollygram 4 years ago
haha that almost looked like a fake person >.>
xxninjamasterxx 4 years ago
aakko777. Have you ever hit the water going 55 mph? I once ripped my right hip from its socket riding a standard tube only a few inches from the water. Had it been my head that hit the water first I would either be dead or parilised.
samdland 4 years ago
sorry i just found it funny how you spelled paralysed
therockeronner 4 years ago
me too, It's Paralized jackass
Jakestar11192 4 years ago 4
the trick with kite tubing is to have your rope really high like a wake board set up and to go out on a windy day and go against the wind obviously and if your about to nose dive from way up, jump first so your prepared to land feet first like this guy did sort of. Plus it helps to have a really good driver.
aakko777 4 years ago
u freakin idiots how do u think peeps jump off cliffs and survived...iv dun cliff jumping he wont ov died stop tryin 2 gt views!
hogarthisdabest 4 years ago
You gotta think though. He's not just falling 20 or 30 feet his also running about 45 mph on top of that. Not to metion he has no control of how he lands.
atotoole21 4 years ago
This person has somewhat of a clue of what's going on - compared to all the other numbnuts that have responded.... I am alive!
boogiewoogie697 4 years ago
man thats crazy bus
zinkros15 4 years ago
oh wow... thats my BROTHER! ahhhh! no he didnt die! he didnt even get hurt![[i think ]] but i prey that he might think next time! lol.
ttyl
love ya
lil sista
AtvRacer07 4 years ago
he could have broken something and paralized himself from swimming...but he didnt die..his friend was laughing.hahah
cosbysweata 4 years ago
freaky
panshkite 4 years ago
those tubes are so damn large and heavy and also to get that kindof air you would have to be doing around 50+ That would suck to crash
nostrabox 4 years ago
no way 115hp boat will do 50+
waynerzman 4 years ago
These tubes are now banned, they didn't even last 6 months. They have had several deaths and paralyzations due to these things.
At high speeds the water can be like a rock, especially with a 10-15 foot drop..
The people who bought them are able to get a full refund by cutting out the label stitched on to the tubes.
stealthrs 4 years ago
THEY WERE LAUGHING WTF!!!
drayton222 4 years ago
he didnt die, how could you die from just falling in the water?
ducksarechamps 4 years ago
high speed and height makes the water feel like concrete dumbass, how do you think people die by jumping off the golden gate bridge?
badreligion 4 years ago
wow, you are stupid. A bunch of people die everyday with the impact of "just falling in the water", and some died because of this "toy". Less than 6 months after its release it was banned.
lucyu2 4 years ago 2
did he actually die. crap,..
Paintballpro02 4 years ago
man lost life... it says
MrGoosage 4 years ago
did he die?
galli9173 4 years ago