Comedy about ricers

[MXJohnHMX1]

1:15 Best Part XD

[bombardier420]

Its not as bad as the comments made it seem. I thought it was pretty funny

[fazreensyuhada]

the stupidest joke ever. zzzzzzzzzz

[12heygeoff]

11 ricers hate this

[6439331]

This Fucker wasn't even funny at all! What a retard!

[DCCeeDee]

dis guy is an idiot...

[mtmodeler]

@DCCeeDee "Dis" = IDIOT!

[drh1111]

good crowd

[Avenged727]

this guy is a dueche

[calvinblinkee]

@Avenged727 he's a comedian

[camaro0192]

@Avenged727 says the guy who can't spell douche

[mtmodeler]

@Avenged727 learn to spell before you talk shit ;)

[DracoAzule]

There's a ricer who lives in a trailer park at the end of my road.

And every time I drive by and see that fin on his car, I just laugh and shake my head. It looks ridiculously retarded.

[syedsaim]

@DracoAzule Do the guy a favor, smash that fin pieces.

[1Stunna2323]

Please upload the whole skit. There's a part where he imitates a kid's muffler.

[golemblastcannon]

U DONT NEED A  HUGE ASS SPOILER THAT IS DESINGED TO TURN A BOEING 707 JET PLANE . I SEEN NASSCAR AND I SEE THEM USING NESSESARY SIZED SPOILERS .

[Banakala1991]

Yea its like doing the same comedy sketch over and over and over and over and over

[matttt369]

Well when u do put a turbo and have it tuned and push 800horse power ull think again about a 4cylinder

[wolfpackfan2317]

Haha 300+ and it's cool for a wing? Haha you guys are stupid. people laugh at ricers and almost everyone hates seeing something so ridiculous beside them making all that noise. Stop with the hondas and eclipse comments they are both lame. If you wanna be a tuner car guy then do the real deal and get a supra. Otherwise get uses to seeing taillights. My '10 ss has never lost to a tuner, it will disrespect you and make you wish you never wasted your money

[PLAT1NUMKN1GHT]

funny shit is that this describes this kids honda accord at my school lololol

[chris1dat1nigga]

to bad my eclipse gsx would shit on anything he has or will ever have lol 322hp  dsm for life

[B04rD3r4LiFe]

@chris1dat1nigga Most V8's made in the last century have exceeded that stock. You act like breaking 300 hp is a feat that anyone gives a shit about. If you honestly think that little jap scrap toy car of yours could actually beat any respectable car, muscle, sports. or super, then you shouldn't be allowed to converse with us people living in the real world.

[MaXtr3m3]

@B04rD3r4LiFe i've seen a 4 cylinder diesel beating a mustang gt.. "dude that's badass diesel" the gt owner said.. also try seeing best motoring international, may change ur view on the "universe" ;)

[B04rD3r4LiFe]

@MaXtr3m3 I'm not saying that you can't build a fast 4 cylinder, you can. I just find it funny when someone puts a turbo on their car and thinks its the fastest thing on the planet.

[countpuchi]

@GarrettKeetley Well, you do need a wing for downforce at higher speeds. Watch Bugatti vs Mclaren on top gear. The wing goes up at higher speeds, car gets more grip and speeds up like a freakin rocket. Smexy yo!

[countpuchi]

@GarrettKeetley i thought the wing goes up to make the car stays down for more grip top speed?

[rotovision180]

@GarrettKeetley Viper ACR has a huge wing and I think it helped to run the fastest lap time around the nurburgring.

[giantpunis]

@rotovision180 its a rwd...



[Hernandezcfi]

I got me a phat ass NOS sticker from Advance Auto and it gave me a solid 18 HP to the wheels man. It only works with the 5" letters though. Try it...it's good HP on the cheap! My car is so fast it makes people furious!

[ehurtx]

@Hernandezcfi the red one will give you 20 HP! haha

[BASSCHAMP101]

Ok... Mitsubishis? IF you were to put a wing on an Eclipse GSX... That is AWD.. So it MIGHT actaully help.. Though I DO NOT support the use of wings.. Just gotta' show this guys ignorance...

I also bet he didn't know some of those little Mitsubishis are turbocharged and have 210HP stock... :/

Ignorance is bliss.. That is why I love my 4G63T ROFL...

God bless.

[MikeW259]

@BASSCHAMP101 4g63...The king of 4 cylinder tuner engines...excellent choice.

[fitzgerald434]

So are ricers and justin bieber pretty much the same everyone hates it and they sound like shit???

[chris978820]

lmao

[FishyButter]

VTec= virtually tourqless econemy car

[gyongah]

@FishyButter Ahahahahahahahaha XD!!!!!!!!!

[BASSCHAMP101]

@FishyButter Amen man, amen..

Now get into a 4G63T powered whip! :D

[LoserBo1]

my lowered car has better turning performance than ur car and and sadly my 1200lbs 4 cyl, can beat ur faggot ass v8. excuses that came from the v8 was, my car is over heated. i have 3 ppl in my truck, and my truk isnt running right.....

[gyongah]

@LoserBo1 We're talking cars here not dune buggies.

[LoserBo1]

@gyongah wat ever floats ur boat

[Abercrombie267]

stupid redneck

[markona250r]

Lolololololol fuckin ricers!! Don't talk shit I have a 2.3l ford ranger butt it's turbo so yeah

[fallowme3]

not only do i agree with sageconnel55 but the vtec kicks hard to

[R1derlin]

@fallowme3 yeah vtec kicks about as hard as a man without any legs.

[sageconnel55]

SR20DET and 4G63 are ridiculously amazing 4 cyl engines retard.

there is a lot of power to keep under those four cylinders

[StevoElsupremo]

rofl, I own a cobalt SS and get called a ricer for my stock wing haha!

[Teknakill]

Ricers are the Lady Gaga of cars!

They look tacky and sound like shit!

[kanepimp]

@Teknakill u think you are so smart with that comment? how many vids did you post it on loser

[Teknakill]

@kanepimp No I don't think I'm so smart with that comment, but thanks for asking. I just thought it was funny; not meaning to work people up with it, calm down now, don't pop a blood vessel.

[RealDjSkeet]

@Teknakill i would thumbs up it but lady gaga doesnt sound like shit

[junkymuscle]

bro lets get real i am cool with any cay but even the eclipse gt can't not keep up with a mustang gt or z28 so the 4 banger with out turbo is out.

[kyleevo1127]

lmao hes funny

[ZandazLand]

HAHAHAHA THIS GUY IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! he really made me laugh, seriously... what a great comedian ! =)

[cipher1x]

yea, mitsubishi is not that bad i have a stock 01 eclipse 4g63 on it and i've rolled along with mustangs and v8 chevrolets and it just tags them along lol they dont get that far away..not bad for a 4 cylinder engine. i agree with the other guys the 4g63 is an awesome engine, it is the same engine the latest EVOs are using, except they are turbocharged

[alex10reyes]

this guy needs to see a k20

[jfaith1234]

Why? It's FWD and slow with no trq.

[ChevelleSSLS6]

some hondas can go, but still, fwd is not ideal for driving dynamics. If you really want a driver's car, it's a s2000. I love the sound of those with ITBs.

[alex10reyes]

ha yea me too

[HardstyleJarhead]

amen

[UberWagen]

"4 whole cylinders, keep that under wraps"...? Go search on YouTube anywhere, and you'll see most 4 cylinders pushing over 350hp. E30 M3's, VW 16V turbos, Look up "audi sport quattro", mercedes 190E(all they raced in DTM back in the day, also 4 cyl.). But I'll agree, Honda's and Mitsubishi's are played out.

[Nightrazr]

Can't say that for Evos, those things are scary sometimes.

[ls1maro99]

a m3 is a inline 6... not a 4 cylinder

Mitsu makes the fastest 4 cylinder in the world.. 4G63....

Mitsu is far from played out.

[UberWagen]

No, the E30 M3 was a 2.3L I4

[ls1maro99]

Oh... e30.. I didn't even pay attention to that.. Either way the best 4 cylinder imo is still the 4g63.

[DullardGuy]

Tony Bakers prelude 91 . Look that mother fucker up! That'll leave a wigga in the dust lol

[countrysk8er14]

i thinks its funny when people think every import is a ricer. like a tuned supra ,350z,s2000,3000GT or skyline all IMPORTS would smoke any mustang or camero.muscle heads need to just there head out of there asses and relize just cuz they have a bigger engine doesnt mean its faster........

[MikeW259]

MAN LAW NO. 12228-84

No car may have a wing unless its pushing over 300hp...

Agreed?

[americansmark]

Agreed. Mine has the stock "spoiler" and even that is too much. Though fwd, I'm at 312 WHEEL hp on an American Tuner. Can I have one yet? lol

[MikeW259]

Suree!

Just dont over do it lol

No sky high spoilers till 700hp XD

[americansmark]

Haha. I'll pass on those. If I ever upgrade to the carbon-fiber hood and trunk, the spoiler will be gone entirely. The Supra and Evo are about the only cars able to pull off the sky wing. They can back it up.

[fnckyou2]

@MikeW259 but my car come stock with a spoiler?

[PumaM90]

@MikeW259 dont you mean unless it needs it?

[MikeW259]

@PumaM90 Depends...Does any car need a skyhigh wing?

Id say your really doin somethin to your moms honda to need tht...

[pyro69man]

@MikeW259 nah bro i would say 550, cause my car has 460 not puttin a wing on it

[afr126]

@MikeW259 corvettes have 400+ without wings :D

[afr126]

@MikeW259 but than again a corvette looks like a wing :D

[vadim935]

@MikeW259 i have 350. i never needed a wing

[Typhlosion100]

@vadim935 It keeps the rear tires down on the ground not needed for a FWD canards are for FWD cause they act like a spoiler and keep the front put down basicually wings are for drifting and custom looks

[MaXtr3m3]

@Typhlosion100 well actually it generates downforce.. allowing better cornering abilities.. oh wait americans dont dont do corners.. ;)

[Jasshands1]

@MikeW259 and rwd...not FWD

[travellingartistfilm]

@MikeW259 Yay my impreza can have a wing then lol

[hugger97z]

considering some 8 cylinder engins can put out 8000 horse power.....people need to begin to at least do a little research before bashing 8 cylinders , but i agree with everything he said .

[tornadostorm18]

Considering some 4 cylinder cars can put out 1000 horse power ..... People need to begin to atleast do a little research before bashing 4 cylinders, but I agree with him with every thing else.

[benz4life]

i ahte civic

[wreckedcobaltss]

this guy is funny but a wing on the back of a front wheel drive is to keep the ass end of the car inline so you dont spin out in the turns it called down force

[suprakilzz26]

not necessary unless ur going really fast in which case a fwd car would be oversteering and a wing will do no good.

[htnguyen32]

this guy don't know shit about cars.

[HaleFire7]

Go drive your civic dude

[htnguyen32]

fuck yeah. civics are dope. Btw, there's no such thing as a body kit part called "wing". But there is something called a "spoiler". that's why this guy don't know shit about cars.

[HaleFire7]

LOL, you just showed how much YOU know about cars with that post. Do some research before you post.

[Mr97stangGT]

lol those are nice cars u named ova there here is my "tuner" killer list camaro cobra corvette trans am gto

[default1989]

all cars my "tuner" has beaten. AWD for the win. E85 FTW.

[TheDaytonaMan]

chances are you're a ricer.

[jsocks0014]

never seen an STI riced out, very respectable car that kills rustangs on a regular basis. And I sure am a ricerfag (your go to name calling) with an 06 civic si STOCK. I drive the car because it won't leave me sitting or nickel and dime me at 50,000 miles. So educate yourself on ricers, tuners, and people who just like the car to drive it you dumb redneck inbred f**k stick

[304teddy]

i actually attend real races dumbasses aswell as building my own cars my automotive knowledge is so far above you ricerfags youll need a stepladder just to kiss my ass. none of you asshats have a car that will touch mine.

[jsocks0014]

yeah I can see that by all your awesome videos of your so fast cars, I choose to save my money and not waste it on cars, unlike a redneck or a ricer. Maybe your so hostile because you think your car is fast and ricers beat you up and down the street?

[romeroremor]

pay attention hes making fun of RICERS not TUNERS who actually have taste and know what theyre doing im a muscle car guy but i know the difference between a well done import and a ridiculous ricer and yes EVEN A MUSCLE CAR CAN BE RICED sadly DEATH TO THE RICERS!!!

[st7ng]

i agree 100% i too am in love with muscle cars. but yet TUNERS arent bad. i cant lie

[jinkazama180]

wow 4 whole cylinders, this dude obviously has never seen a fast 4 cylinder car. now I'm not gonna argue 4 is better than 6 or 8, but any car can be fast when built right. check out this video on youtube called "Chris AMS Evo" and see what 4 whole cylinder can do.

[jamessicat25]

I like how you make yourself sound so smart when the guy is obviously a comedian and telling a joke.

[BPASoCal]

4 whole cylinder!?!?! omg maybe he doesnt know about the evo or imprezzas capability. since the evos have proven to be one of the ultimate drag and track cars but hey what does he care, they only have four cylinders

[r390gt1lm]

yea you need at least 5, rica boy xD

[Porscher]

impreza buddy. go out and drive your civic

[xstaytruexpositivex]

lol exactly

[RICEFREAK]

And I'll bet this guy owns a honda.

[Sketto3]

i like how u can pick out whos a ricer thru comments....the ppl getting defensive lol

[vman1320]

he is right about tasteless modifications. he is pretty funny haha.

but what is kinda funny is my turbo honda s2k is pretty quick.

[BeanDip961]

This video was talking about all the dumb mother fuckers that think adding a shit can and a wing make their cars fast, not whether or not imports can be fast, they can be but most see rollin around the streets arent, at least where i live. plus nine out of ten times there is a muscle car runnin around that can beat the fastest imports, a 4 cylinder can only make so much power before shit brakes, imports can't withstand nearly as much power as an iron block v8.

[BPASoCal]

NEGATORY batman... sorry but go get ur facts str8 before you comment. a lot of it depends on power goal most anything can be accomplished with any *good* platform

[fpvshitsonhsv]

Wow you ricers think that becouse your engine is reving that your going fast

[mayen2001]

Too bad the Evolution has the most powerful 4 cylnder in North America

[ichigekiknockout]

yeah AMS Evo makes 1130whp.

[304teddy]

ummmm-no the most powerful 4 cylinder (automotive engine) is american it makes a measly 4000hp and yes ricerfags there are three zeros there.

[zenrael]

Aww my 4 cylinder makes 450 awhp :[

Evo

[horizonlancer]

my STI would rape this dude is a faggot

[304teddy]

your STI makes you a faggot ricerfag.

[horizonlancer]

riight while it smokes anything on the road it maybe be ricer but it rapes anything you got fag

[304teddy]

LMAO-a subie smoking anything on the road?LMAO. i went 9.8 at 141 back in the spring, you dont belong on the same pavement as me ricerfag.

[horizonlancer]

ha and how much money have you spent tweaking that huge ass engine of yours? ive prolly spent a third of what you have an i go on average about a 10.5 so ill take that any day.

[304teddy]

10.5 in the 1/8 maybe. thinking that ricers are cheaper to mod just proves your stupidity a little more.

[horizonlancer]

10.5 1/4 dumbass and i never said all ricers are cheaper to mod in most cases and it depends who you know. next summer mine will be hitting 10 flat possibly high 9's

[304teddy]

LMAO-you realize if your ricer runs a 10.5 in the quarter street legal it probably the worlds quickest street legal subaru? somehow i doubt you having the worlds quickest street subie.

[horizonlancer]

actually the quickest street subie is in Texas and it runs 8.9 sorry

[jsocks0014]

your a dumb ass, explain how an STI is rice please

[304teddy]

the term "ricer" was coined by harley guys todescribe japanese bikes and cars in reference to the japanese rice consumption. this lesson was free but will cost you in the future ricerfag.

[horizonlancer]

hes just mad because i can afford an STI and hes stuck driving a V6 Shitstang

[htnguyen32]

exactly. You tell em bro. These so called "rice" cars can beat American vehicles any day. For example: S2000, Evo, Impreza, and the notorious Skyline GT-R. That's why they use these cars in the fast and furious movies, because they're quick and efficient.

[amyntage]

Those cars are called, Tuners. Ricers are cars that only have looks but they add a gigantic spoiler and exhaust when they have no performance parts. Anyway, a.. ooh.. lets say 2000 camaro SS with the same ammount of mods in any of those cars would roast the shit out of em bro.. they Fast and Furious movies just never really liked to show the full potential of muscle cars.

[thedeagle3]

you dont know what ricers are

[Deeeeds]

lol he speaks the truth

[shortykev123]

he appaerently never heard of an evo or an STi

[MikeHuntIsItchy]

He isn't specifically downing 4 cyls but the hondas and cobalts and cavilers and what not, 4 cyl FWD. STI is AWD monster I'm sure he knows lol.

[Bjoker08]

you be surprised how fast a 4 cylinder can go if tuned right

[lilstathaki]

fuck this comedian...he obviously never heard of an evo...it will smoke his ass...he should of never said mitsubishi

[Bjoker08]

u got that right...i own a 3000gt...i bet i fly by his little aveo

[evos5000]

those are v6

[Bjoker08]

i kno, but i was sticking up for mitsubishi

[lilstathaki]

i cant wait to get my evo when i turn 18 im going to be the happiest 18 yr old ever

[11bikerboy11]

I ride a Crotch Rocket so i beat both, Jap. and American the only cars that can keep up to my Gixxer1000 is Lambo's and Ferrari's 100mp/h in first gear thats usually enough for jap cars, second gear for american cars! but if i had to choose id go American i love HEMI's

[jaindls]

Your an idiot dude, you don't know what your talking about obviously.

[Tarnjit69]

i know what a fuckin retard aaayyy

[10DEEEP]

mitsubishi is not a ricer car

[fcampos8818]

he prob never did heard of an evo or 3000gt... 4 banger w turbo kick ass

[JBolser17]

a 3000gt isnt a 4 banger. my sister has one. its a 3.0L V6

[Zedman260]

Everyone thinks old and new American V8 muscle cars are the quickest thing on the planet...until you come to a corner! One thing they never think of when they are being designed....how about some handling! But what he says is all true..

[freezesk83r]

hey we can all agree mopar ford and gm over ricers

[2001toyotarav4]

Ricer isnt a car. Ricer is a person who try to make their car look fast by adding unnecessary mods. it could be any car including mopar, ford and gm.

[obzelite]

too true, 5" 11000rpm moster tachs on cars that rev to 6000rpm and only mod is a new air filter, gt stripes and wings on stock fords that the missus would normally drive to do the shopping and collect the kids. its all rice if its just for show.

[71monteme]

i respect the import tuners- they sure can make power with the small cid. it just not my style. i drive a 71 chevy that will kill any ricer any day. ricer-just bunch of wanna be. stop yapping your mouth, take it to the track and prove yourself.

[lovinJDMDA]

this guy sucks,he has already done all that shit

[DarwellJ]

He's drunk or what?

[USAoMOBB]

THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!

[stewiefire]

honda= rice

chevy= steak

conclusion meaty of rice

[misterfresh84]

chevy = potatoe. it sucks

[dastyn10]

yea get new jokes.... he says the same thing over and over.

[dalekrueger]

the reason he was shiftin for a while,because the "engine" is a gutless piece of shit

[true0torrent]

Fucking awesome. Shut up you ricer fag who posted below me. American muscle V8 for life.

[dalekrueger]

remember the V-6 GMC truck engines from the 60s? LUG LUG LUG

[HondaRyderz50]

fuckin fag

[thechsn1420]

a 2 liter evo could kill a v8 on a track.

[obzelite]

keep dreaming. an evo is the worst jap sports car there is, they cant even beat STI's

[hcs2ch]

wo wo wo Evos CAn Produce Over 1000 Hp Out Of 2 liter engine ..... Theyve Out handled most of all exotics Lambos,Ferrari,Lotus,Porsche,M­aserati, and have Beaten most fords,Chevys,Dodge Down The Quater Mile..... And They HAve Better Time Around A track Than A Sti ..... In Conclusion They Are One Of The BEst And Feared And Respected Cars To Come Out Of Japan

[obzelite]

so nitro v8's can produce 8000hp, whats your point?

and the evo is the lamest sportcar out of japan, you seem to have overlooked the supra and skyline that kick the evo and sti all over the place.

[hcs2ch]

Okay We Are All Aware Of The Potential Of Imports but Were Talking About A 2 liter v4 Evo Taking Out Most V8

WORLD'S QUICKEST EVO 8

Best 1/4 Mile: 8.42

Best Mph: 171 mph

1142 All Wheel Horsepower

Plus Ams Performance Has One Of The Fastest Evo On A Track

Lets See Your Nitro On A Track

0_o

[p3p3boi]

you know a lot about cars, i never knew they made 4 cylinder engines in Vs :D

[jamesmunford]

lol nice point man hehe

[viktord1]

saab did make a V4 in the 60's for a while

[humanparody12]

WORLD'S QUICKEST CAMARO

Best 1/4 mile: 6.75

Best MPH: I think 180 MPH

Not sure on the power rating.

[gamerdude521]

actually i believe that car is down around 6 flat now

[humanparody12]

Seriously? I think I can handle pretty fast cars, but that's something I'd have to work my way up to.

[pyhap2ev]

u make ricer about 1000hp it has 4 cylinders then u make v8 1000hp it has 8 cylinder MORE WEIGHT. American muscles have no handling too. and when they have 2000hp then they just crash the wall and ricer still wins.

[blackipinoy]

you're an idiot. 120 hp per liter bitch

[VonMan808]

Haha

"He must have been in 9th gear, I heard him shiftin' for awhile" LOL

[jayflorest]

I guess you didnt see my comment on classic american cars... They are great.. Built tuff... But now en days american cars are crap...why do you think GM is in a 10 billion dollar debt and looking into selling of their branches...

[squid2j2]

GM cars are like trashs now dude, theyre even worser than Huyndai!

[KSIbucky]

is he in front of an audience its seems like a sitcom audience

[jayflorest]

Beacause a civics last 3 times longer then a V8 0r V6 or any other american car for that matter... I think this is funny but theres a big difference between ricers and Tuners.... its like comparing Classic cars with just plain old cars. . . Its not just about slapping stuff on... Its about making a good machine a Great Machine.

[modularfoursix]

3 times? My uncle has a 77 2500 hd chevy with 333k miles on it.. never been rebuilt.. so you're telling me a honda can go 900k? I dont think so.. before you spill your ignorance on this comment board.. at least have some knowledge of vehicles.. I work on them for a living and its mostly a i4.. or a v6