Shit Gay Guys Say

[mrjohnwg]

Very Good & had to share : )

[Automobil70]

Sooooooooooo, I wasn't offended by this at all.......... It's just that I didn't get the whole thing. It wasn't funny at all. :-/

[joveepee]

@Automobil70 its not funny cuz you didn't get it. i thought it was kinda cute....

[KuzcoCool96]

This was funny!

[hlywd2nc]

I totally enjoyed you video! Anyone who was offended just needs to get over themselfs!

[chiprbob]

@AlbertMUAH Don't worry about it. It was a good attempt at humor and nobody should have been offended. I almost choked when you said "do you wanna come over here and tongue punch my fartbox".

[dalbego]

is that your room? is kinda great

[tigergirl562]

AW OMG you're so cute! <3

[chichigirrl2]

0:08 that's not shit gay guys say, that's shit everyone says

[dokidokid6742]

u are the REAL

[yohomeskillet4444]

cuteyyyyyy daebak!

[sportyculvercity]

@AlbertMUAH are you really gay or is tht part of the joke

[Redukete]

I love your eyebrows! <3

[tuseleven]

Cute bedroom!

[serious3281]

tongue punch my fart box???? LMBO!!!! YUCKY LOL

[8MunchenBayern8]

tongue punch my fart box...

[Seniors10baybee]

what bronzer do you use? haha

[rmartelino]

When he was at the last part of the video, he reminded me of Davey Wavey...

[rmartelino]

When he at part of the video, he reminded me of Davey Wavey.

[LOLhahahahaa]

@AlbertMUAH albert, you can put the INSTRUMENTAL of skyscraper, and they wont do anything ^^^ *______^

[kitty07love123]

Mad funny hey u , u wanna punch tongue my fart box LMFAO

[sabrina27ize]

"it's like a little jellyfish!" hahaha lmao I love you xD 

[debbiecakezify]

Number one rule... Don't ever go against the gays! LMAO they be running it! I'm straight n I know! XDD

[Spaz12man]

A mcmuffin is sumthing at McDonald's.

[reiniervanbergen]

girl you need to become a real girl!!! :) dont you ever think of that???

[TheRickia]

Lolololol (:

[C00lGIRL1000]

Look whos talking about gay sigh

[fritas99]

So your pretty much going over the things you said through this past week?

[xkillacam1993]

Anyone else notice that for the most part, just like with midgets, if you talk about anything that gay guys ACTUALLY say then it's the people around them who actually get upset instead?

[Spud17593]

@AlbertMUAH awww lov ya to <3

[WildChild338]

I love you

[LittleOnen]

I have no idea what propels some gay people to talk that way, I don't, and I don't think I ever will.

Often it just looks forced(not talking about this video, i mean real life), i just... i really don't get it...

[vitasoy1437]

cute.... is this really what gays say? i m only familiar w/ 0:08.. lol

[fluffy134567890]

you look fake...

[andrewrocks10]

? what gay guy says thisssssss

[PerfectlyDestructed]

"tampon..how do you work this thing?" " its like a jellyfish" lmfao

[glueonhair]

STOP! NO need to apologise, we all get the joke, and if there are those who don't well...tough! If it wasn't for stuff like this, we would all think that the three stooges were funny! It's the job of comedy to stretch the envelope! Period!

[yummypenguin615]

haha this was gooodd; you maddd sexyy too ;)

[starkidding]

@SimbaGirlRules he is obviously gay

[SimbaGirlRules]

@starkidding I don't like to make assumptions.

[TheRealBS100]

The only reason I gave this two stars is because of your hair

[andytram08]

i love your hair

[PaLaZzo2960]

Dude your hot!!!!

[yummypenguin615]

@PaLaZzo2960 i know right?!

[SimbaGirlRules]

@AlbertMUAH Oh I see i made this comment with-in like the first 5 seconds,s so yeah! I totally love all of my gays so I hope my comment wasn't offensive! Love you! You need to post more vids!

[LoveYTF]

I love you! Haha <3

[peaceoutchick888]

Ha ha ha its like alittle jelly fish!

[jdmacias77]

Well aren't a cutie! Lol :]

[chellez29]

Tongue punch...fart box?!? Wow!!!

[AnAngelByMySide]

Aw, ur super cute !

[GrizzGreenGurl]

0:46 LMFAO WHAT?!?!

[courte]

dude.... ridiculous. A+



[TheJosiah91]

you're gay right?

[2035105]

you're Cute..ehehe... :).. are you an Asian?

[kirklandgeorge]

your parents must be so proud

[ImmaRockstarz]

nigahiga's lil bro...

[Marialuvsyouux3]

@ScuatchyActivity You spelled faggot wrong. Fucking dumass. This world sucks because of people like you. Open you're eyes and grow up. :(

[catsattackyou]

Naylon95. Actually "Niger" is in west Africa.

The word you meant to use actually means a black person. Or a poorly person.

Not "ignorant" as you put it

BAM eudumacation in your face! Racist.

I thought the video was meh. Shitgirlssay is way better. And true.

[Stallya]

@CODSNIPER2521 are you a troll?

[RafaelVanDamn]

Cute :D

[RafaelVanDamn]

So cute xD

[TheMachete93]

Everyones going to hell... especially the ones who think they are going by putting others down. Just shut up be humble and love ... your pretty much shitting on the bible when you say anything that trys to show your better than someone and making someone feel crappy for their lifestyle.. who are you to tell them there going to hell or a sinner ...

[nayLon95]

@squatchyactivity kill yourself . Meaning of "niger" means ignorant , you ignorant fuck ! Smh .

[CynnSanity]

Jenna Marbles Reference :D

[AwesumShowsInc]

@squatchyactivity um we are all gods children so why would only black people go to hell. If anything you will be condemned and judged for your sinful actions against people and go to hell. I will pray for you and I hope u never say things like that on the street. Oh and by the way not most black people have a bad lifestyle. Its just a stupid stereotype that jerks believe in. U wouldn't like if someone said stuff like that about you. Would u? I didn't think so... I will pray for you.

[mrcookie1021]

I thought he was making fun of gays until I saw the end!

[omgirock321]

@SquatchyActivity not all black people lead a bad lifestyle! You are a stupid racist son of a BITCH fuck you and by the way your probably going to hell just by saying these things and don't reply to this I'm done with this crap

[summerbaby827]

Lmfao

[kimily305]

your soo cute n adorable n cute :3 i just want to go n hug you lol ,

[EternalMaknae]

you are so adorable. :)

[SquatchyActivity]

@skatebaker321 Since you believe in god fagget, READ THE BIBLE. A man shall not lie with another man and a woman shall not lie with another woman. There for, faggets go to hell. And yes Niggers do go to hell to because they lead a bad lifestyle. You got somthin to say to me inestead of over the internet, say it to the face. I live in seattle washington. If you live close il be glad to come to your house.

[david99rod]

@SquatchyActivity your an asshole, and the bible also says to be nice and not to judge other....

[joslynnjiggTH]

This is cute and funny .

[littlemissink]

Codsniper, which of your family members was the child molestor who obviously did some irreparable and repressed damage to your psyche, AND your grammar? You need help.. big time help.. ya fucking psycho.

[MrFreshFob]

[F]ake

[A]nd

[G]ay

[aarinmade]

GURRLLLL... care to put on some powder? =) just saying...

[ErinCanJumpHigh]

I want you to be my best friend <3

[deevinyl07]

How unfortunate... You're handsome but you're homo... WHY? =S Girls are probably crying...

[kcirrem15]

Your cute & funny ;)

[Dawnalicious89]

Nvr heard a gay guy say any of these. Not good but you look pretty though :)

[ikramharzany]

u're absolutely gay. and i love it.

[iheart1justinbieber]

Nice make up looovvve

[LordVader89]

OMG he's made of plastic!

[jessilynnzee81586]

his bronzer is poppin....jealous.

[CODSNIPER2521]

He is a fucking homo sexual fuck bag you have ansl with guys you faggot fuck you! Btw your gay and gross you got gay ass fucks liking your shit and they are gay youtubers fuck you fucking homosexual fucks damn!!!!!!

[GoodWithRice]

@CODSNIPER2521 Someone's homophobic..... Not pointing fingers or anything..... >.>

[11carlyp]

you're adorable<3

[eclipse557]

omg. i would love to be a guy, turn gay, and date you. but damn i

[ciel222]

WELL DONE, AND YOU ARE SO CUTE A LOT OF STRAIGHT MEN WHO ARE NOT CUTE ARE JEALOUS .SO THEY WROTE STUPID THINGS, YOU KNOW JEALOUSY

[lilrichgrl94]

Omg ur so cute!!

[SquatchyActivity]

Im in the kkk. We hate faggets

[Pundit2k]

@SquatchyActivity We're normal people. We hate fucks like you.

[AlbertMUAH]

@SquatchyActivity I guess I'll see ya there!

[Annamator94]

@SquatchyActivity youre an ignorant ass hole, i think they go to hell too

[g4m3r4w4175]

@SquatchyActivity wow a kkk'er!

[skatebaker321]

@SquatchyActivity obviously people with different colored skin are the devil. and where are you getting these awesome facts anyway did god channel you?

[NaomiLawlietJr]

I love your English Accent! You are hilarious. XD

[GoodWithRice]

You're cute.... this just proves all the good guys are gay! Still funny though.

[NaomiLawlietJr]

@GoodWithRice Or taken. Or from somewhere far away. I totally agree. XD

[bieberchick4evea]

superSEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYY :)

[TheSimplySupreme]

You are really cuteeeeeeeeeeeee ... but your gay. But i don't give a damn !

[foxybox11]

you're kind of adorable!

[MrJason300]

Lol wth

"Tongue punch my fart box"

[offdaloud]

he's too cute



[blakedav331]

Is he gay?

[AlbertMUAH]

@Basel477 Maybe because I am gay.... hmmm

[scrizz]

gAsian?

[KaiserFailed]

so awkward when you start a video, looking at the wall..or whayever youre looking at

[rissababyrawr]

Tongue punch my fart box :D

[Bad281Cobra]

Funny as hell

[justinsamuelpicklez]

JENNA MARBLES QUOTE FTW

[KiuKiu96]

lol you uploaded this on my birthday :D

[TheGorrack]

STOP SHINING SO MUCH :X CAN'T SEE SHIT, BTW YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. Sry

[xNicole0123x]

Omg ur really cute ^^

[jaworskij]

You look like an Asian Ninja.

[Pundit2k]

@jaworskij As opposed to what? An African ninja?

[AmazinPora]

haha cutie

[UndeadWill88]

Your really cute you be suprized how many guys love asians

[triplebtflat]

ur cute :p

[wake123soccer123]

Congrats on coming out

[SquatchyActivity]

I think your gay

[AlbertMUAH]

@SquatchyActivity Nooooo... really?

[Pundit2k]

@AlbertMUAH Oh, shit. For real?

[YumTum77]

@AlbertMUAH he's wearing coverup ....=.= gay man AND WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A TAMPON?..

[GunsPlayToo]

@SquatchyActivity I KNOW He Is Gay

[theatergeeksjk24601]

make a video about your coming out story

[OwlShapes]

Your shiny :p

[punketa32]

you have too much highlighter! or are your cheeks normally that shiny? but I love your eyebrows! hahah

[roodeyx]

nice room

[daniiisland]

.....awkward....

[shikiitoo]

Hahajahahajaja FUUUUUNY

[kimchijjige]

Your teeth are sooo cute!!!

[lloydsouthside]

i would respect gay people if they would stop actin like bitches. not all, but most. they talk shit and gossip like girls. that shit is fuckin WHACK. NYC STAND UP

[10stringGuitarist]

I'm as gay as they come and I've never said any of those things...

[TheJaydenKelly]

OMG i wish i cud say shit like that !

[tamim4ever]

are you one of them ?!

[brutacka]

Your hair is distracting. Like Dragonball style. Other then that...umm...ya.

[The508jenni]

So cute

[randyjones888]

You are so cute! lol

[AnimeLoverFan2]

Just saying, but that chair you're sitting in, is the exact same one in my kitchen (x

[DrinktifyYahhThirst]

Tf?

[spartan9875]

I'd hit it

[SuperLadiblu]

are you wearing make up ??

[Kamiikakes]

awh you're soo CUTE!!!!! :D haha lol

[19yooh93]

lol dat hair

[manuelestuardo89]

the first thing I wondered was how does he take are of his skin?

[KNF800hp]

هههههههه

[gtn21]

gay guys dont say this, but its still funny, lmaoooo

[JessieLightburn]

weak

[Tracy12121414]

did you make yourslef look like this for the video?

[Sha143ASian]

His skin looks shiny because of the light against him... It just proves the fact that he never used any makeup while doing the video... And Asians were really the ones that can have natural white skin... well it depends on any parts of Asia.

[mooviecow33]

He got that tampon from his bathroom. Lol

[Urquiza94]

Hes shiny...

[jsy0160]

your skin...