Pure Pwnage episode 1

[Ghargrim]

Don't have any money, just like to get my micro up.

[SheikahZeo]

Whenever i'm down and fed up with the world, I just remember that 'most people are n00bs' and it just puts everything in perspective.

[lcjj7]

5:20

Just noticed his house number

[2fuckinreal]

pure dppshage

enjoy ypurselves

[NilsSF]

Hahah CNN replays :D

[bizonmaciej]

lol, i remember when he shows his starcraft rank - and his name is #1 - and #2 is nDie-Jaedong XD

[uhhhhkevin]

he remindds me of herion bob from slc punk

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

i work every once in a while occasionally ya know, i cant really hold down a job, for people like me its tough. you know my dad owns a gun shop, and he doesnt want to admit it but it makes him real nervous when i work there because when ever i get a gun in my hand it just automatically points to somebodies head. sometimes i think maybe i wanna join the army, i mean its basically like FPS except better graphics. but what if i get lag out there? IM DEAD. i also heard theres no respawn points in RL

[shizzlebizzfizz]

People are right saying rip to this potentially awesome series. In my opinion it died the moment they tried doing a tv series about it. After seeing an ep of the tv series I immediately felt disgusted watching it. It's as if they took everything that was good about the original series and left nothing in this.

I hope they go back to their roots one day and tie their original series up at the very least.

[scarpredator007]

@shizzlebizzfizz

I honestly thought the T.V series was great?

They stayed true to the original and adapted the already great characters to something even more likeable and funny.

[shizzlebizzfizz]

@scarpredator007

I am sure others will like it and that is fine but to me I think they went a completely different direction. It's like watching another sitcom like big bang theory to me. Kyle mentioned something about that they are on tv now so that leads me to believe that they are continuing the story from the web episodes and they acknowledge the story thus far when in fact they are not. Some of the jokes and scenes are a bit awkward to watch and I generally dint like it.

[abahawas]

@shizzlebizzfizz agreed the tv show was hard to watch.. they just need to get back to these basics.. just playing games.. talking about games.. especially now that sc2 is so huge in the streaming business.

[aplayaz2000]

R.I.P. PP

[666FrostWizard666]

Good show, but he's such an annoying fuckin prick!

[borecek999]

I wonder when are they going to release another episode

[david181993]

@borecek999 Probably never :-(

[FUCKTHEPOLlCE]

i love pp, jeremys so legendary

[id1337x]

I didn't realize he was a budhist lolz

[Lunarvx22]

0:25 He calls Jeremy "Jarrett", his real name.

[CLEETISandCLOCK]

@Lunarvx22 i think he just said "Jerrrrrr" :D

[Corbin76]

rofl 7:56 "You're not a pro gamer"

[OhAyeBro]

lol rofl lol noob fag lol

[n0ddy08]

he has the same tower as me... holy shit!

[KhaliWear]

lol cnn replays.

[Jex134]

R.I.P Pure Pwnage :(

[modernlamer]

i like to lke go on roblox and stuff but like you gutta be a gud coder and stuff like yea

[GrandMasterMace]

I know if it wasnt for this show I wouldnt be as good as I am today <3

[masonhales]

rate 5 sta....wait...

[ThR33DiDgEtZ]

Dude.. Your moms probably wondering where her table cloth went to.

[heca906]

damn this brings back memories

[brokenunemployed]

one of the most epic web series to ever be made before the invention of youtube

[K4inan]

@brokenunemployed PP > any crappy shit on youtube..

[Remixant]

boom head shot

[PissedWookie]

anyone know where these guys have gone? It just all kinda ended -_-

[thanh320]

@PissedWookie I saw Jeremy walking by Lake Shore last year at Toronto!!

[Jex134]

@PissedWookie Well they did their TV series of the show---which didn't get renewed for a 2nd season, despite getting good views & ratings, simply because Showcase (the station that picked them up) was bought out by Shaw (a very conservative TV service provider) who ended several Showcase comedies (Kenny vs Spenny, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds) because they wanted a "different kind of humor" (note that all their current comedies are boring as FUCK)

.

As-is the show is basically dead :(

[StOrMiEsTDiAbLo]

Nerd!! .-.

[Meet1337]

@zackaman he's Canadian... Stupid

[neilfanclub]

kk, hold the phone. There is like this other series "The Online Gamer" and well I'm not saying that its bad but like everytime I watch it I think about how much COOLER purepwnage is and that makes me sad cuz like idk its like their main character is this guy and he's not as cool well you get the idea. WTB PP REVIVE

[DeckardPAIN]

@neilfanclub Stop trying to type like Jeremy sounds. Idiot.

[halo3recon343]

93 people are total noobs from china

[melaniespikowski]

Lawl rofl lawl noob fag lawl.

[finalguildis]

i like how people think hes actually like that hes not hes a normal person and he sucks at games i know because i played call of duty with him i kicked his ass 25 - 0

[BrokenShinChan]

@finalguildis coo

[dkhunter011]

man Jeremy changes so much during the show, watch the latest ep and the tv show

[hazardous1990]

"It's like Kubrick"

"who's Kubrick?"

"you know like Malcolm Mcdowell style Kubrick"

"...such a noob sometimes Kyle"

[williamdawson96]

Shut ta freak (like) up you douchbag

[aBoxfulOfVids]

the best episode of them all, before the show went through the shitter since the fourth one...

[williamdawson96]

this is stupid

[gralkses]

@williamdawson96 u r a fag

[Dragoness091]

i liked the part when he said 'like' :P

[AenGindustries]

No ownage at all

[xHUSKYx117]

hes gona die soon

[nimrodpimrod]

I think the way he speaks is supposed to reflect on his increasing brain deficiencies as he continues to live this lifestyle, compared to a well-spoken guy like me who does not indulge in such activities

[CivitasUltraAporia]

@nimrodpimrod I read that it is supposedly due to him teaching himself how to speak as opposed to learning by social interaction because he lives in the basement all day every day as a child. He is actually quite intelligent as he was very good at math as a kid but didn't care about anything else but games and his mom never made him go outside or socialize.

[Kragdude]

@nimrodpimrod Your probebly very boaring as well.

[happycrap23]

like,like,like,like,like,like,­like...IM FU*KING SICK OF LIKE!!!!!

[Jaysofresh15]

noob fag lawl !!! micro lul

[BigBiznazzVideoz]

Starcraft 2 came out too long ago.. wheres the celebration/reunion video D,: he always said he was waiting for Starcraft 2

[Mikeasskicker]

Its like right? Like right? Right? Right Ya know right? omfg I would kill him in his sleep

[HOaliyartMO]

@Mikeasskicker In his sleep because you're too pussy to kill a computer gamer when he's not unconscious? Or just after he had fucked your ass and passed out because that is when you've seen him the most vulnerable? I'm just wondering if you're a huge pussy or a raging faggot because based on your post you're definitely one or the other.

[Mikeasskicker]

@HOaliyartMO Awww is the Homo raging? haha rage on internet badass, rage on.

[HOaliyartMO]

@Mikeasskicker ME: I'm just wondering if you're a huge pussy or a raging faggot because based on your post you're definitely one or the other.

YOU: is the Homo raging? AKA NO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! MOMMY!!!!111!!!1!!!eleven!!!!!

Try to do more than say "NO YOU ARE" like a retarded 3 year old begging for attention you dumb faggot. See, when all you can do is take what I said and retype it, you look really, really fucking stupid.

[Mikeasskicker]

@HOaliyartMO HAHA your making me laugh! Keep it up, your like like like really brightening my day ;)

[HOaliyartMO]

@Mikeasskicker Mhmm. Gave up on the whole "NO YOU ARE" screaming to mommy? I think you mean't "you're like like like" but based on the way you type, you're 19, very stupid, and don't know the difference between your and you're. That's ok, I deal with retards like you everyday, nothing special nothing new.

[Mikeasskicker]

@HOaliyartMO It’s alright man. One day you'll find a use for your life other than trolling the net. I believe in you! Until then, keep writing back! I enjoy the conversation because I'm 19, retarded and youre my only friend in the whole world! Also when people see me conversing with such an established internet badass like yourself it makes me look better! Thanks man! P.S. I left a comma out or (you're) so you would have something to write back about :)

[HOaliyartMO]

@Mikeasskicker Hey, I got your ass to write more than "NO YOU ARE!!" Congratulations! You're officially not as retarded as I assumed. PS I don't really feel like reading more than 1 sentence from you after previous comments. You've made it clear that while not as retarded as I assumed, you're still retarded. Thanks for calling me a troll though, I like when people who are responding just as much as I am try to pull that card out of their ass. Let's me know I'm impacting their shitty life!

[Mikeasskicker]

@HOaliyartMO Dude, I am literally way to fucking hung over for this shit right now.

[HOaliyartMO]

@Mikeasskicker You took the time to come post that? It's about as good as anything you've said so far honestly, were you hung over every day for 2 weeks? Maybe you're just as big of a retarded loser as I thought, or maybe you're just too stupid to think of something to say and too proud of how pathetic you are to admit it. Either way I love that argument against you being utterly stupid: You don't have time for this, you have to wallow in misery. Didn't I say something about your shitty life? :)

[Mikeasskicker]

@HOaliyartMO I must admit, when you first commented I was minutely aggravated at your audacity. Once I realized what type of person you are, I found it amusing! Now, it’s just becoming very, very boring. So keep replying the same thing over and over if it gives you a sense of purpose. As for myself, I lead a quite charmed life actually, and I’ll be returning to that now if you don’t mind. Reply all you wish, and feel free to insult me tediously until your insolence is content. :)

[HOaliyartMO]

@Mikeasskicker I must admit, you're just like every other retard online. You got mad, you just admitted that. Then, in response to being mad, you play the passive aggressive side. That didn't work, shit. Now you have to get clever. Feign boredom, nobody has ever thought of that. The fact that you keep responding in such a manner shows that A) you never enjoyed any part of it and B) now you want to weasel your way out. It's ok, most people who talk shit like you online are pussies. It's standard.

[xXAlphaGazelleXx]

@HOaliyartMO kthx

[HOaliyartMO]

@xXAlphaGazelleXx I love stupid people. To quote another brain dead internet troll "kthx".

[1CHINQUE1]

@Mikeasskicker stop using the dictionary, dick

[nilleftw]

Holy shit I never noticed he lives in house number 420!

[unit731gamer]

@nilleftw what what ??

[HyperactiveRabbit]

@nilleftw we can kill him while he sleeps XD

[LeBadman]

@assinator2012 Indeed. It seems you do skip school, since your English is a little bad.

[zaekamu]

mom's like a n00b.

LOL

[Himmelgren]

you can, like, make a mockumentary, right, it's easy, like, you don't need a script, right? Comedy is easy, right? Such noobs.

[slickhenrik]

lol rofl lol noob fag lol

[whazup50]

OH SHIT

10:59

I knew he was a stoner.

[zig3]

@whazup50 ya man liek...u gotta b able 2 pwn noobs in all states of mind including being stoned. psh all pros no that.

[millionchunk]

Like?

[mrangryrussian13]

I like RPGs noob like rofllolol what the hell does that mean!!???

[Hamuit]

lol hes always talking about command and conquor ...DAMMMM i miss those old games alot better than mario

[coolman717]

So like I like shot a guy and like he like died from like my bullets... Like.

[elmasivococko]

good old days before the tv series!!!

[pihky]

@elmasivococko agreed

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

2:51 lol

[klopweed123]

PWND no bong no pro gamer FAIL!

[valpen19]

5:38 you totally see kenny in the reflection of the doors glass^

[blairarcand]

ha his house # is 420

[floogenberry]

@blairarcand i thought it would have been 1337

[blairarcand]

@floogenberry ya lol didn't even think about that LEET!!!!!!!!!

[lyokohero]

But like uh like uh like :D

[dravixz]

you know, all right, you know like.. uhh.. i mean.. right?

[LlortnA]

Still my favourite episode. This video is legendary.

[clintony3000]

There's so many noobs in the world, and you just gotta wonder, how many have I owned?

[MrFranzisko]

@clintony3000 7?

[clintony3000]

@MrFranzisko You missed 6 the six 0's in front of that seven, 7000000 is more like it.

[minion6500]

mannnn i miss when they made these web series, i wish they would make more

[ForeverLyrics101]

00:46 Pure "Ownage" not "Pwnage"?

[NumidiumsRG]

@ForeverLyrics101 Pwnage is pronounced Ownage, and can be written in both ways. Originated form spelling errors because the o and p are so close on the keyboard.

[ForeverLyrics101]

@NumidiumsRG Ah ok well just wondering because i've heard people pronounce it "pownage"

[NumidiumsRG]

@ForeverLyrics101 I know em too, they pronounce it wrong.

[tootoot123]

@NumidiumsRG No it's pronounced ownage not poneage. This is because of Counter Strike when people misspelled ownage with pwange because the p is next to the o.

[NumidiumsRG]

@tootoot123 Thats what I said. My post was an answer to a guy asking just that.

[tootoot123]

@NumidiumsRG oh

[tootoot123]

@ForeverLyrics101 Its a misspelling of ownage, thats why they pronounce it like that. Look it up.

[ForeverLyrics101]

@tootoot123 Im just saying the way i have always heard it was PWNage not (P)Ownage, but if thats how your spouse to say it then ok. 

[tootoot123]

@ForeverLyrics101 Just saying, I just get a little annoyed when someone says it that way.

[ludico727]

and who are you?

[amnesiai]

lol rofl lol noob fag lol

[IPlayWoW1232]

@pcrocks32 Fail

[DoubleT501]

these are my uh hairly disgusting legs, uh.

[TheLol98420]

Right

[stevo0195]

Lol this turned in to a real show on showcase.. AWESOME

[yugoterror]

"its like.. you know its not really like its noobs fault that thyre noobs right .. .. its like.. you know thyre just noobs right?" loools soo true

[peter0the0king381]

man thats the problem of playing too much video game your speaking laughent gets fucked and his favorite word is ''you no man''

[SmexyPC]

@peter0the0king381 it's all part of an act roflmao.

[peter0the0king381]

man thats the problem of playing too much video game your speaking laughent

[tootoot123]

OKOK Anyone who thinks this show is by 9sam1 is a fucking tard

[tootoot123]

@kristian4587pwn this isnt his show, its a legitimate tv show now

[tylerf13ful]

its like itslike noob right, kinda liked like good at like mike and ike like and right? like right right lke>

[Misiaa078]

OMG xD Funny you say ''LOL'' xDDD greetings from Poland xD :))

[9890jake]

cus right , like right right

[Impulze08]

'Heheh! lul!'

[dazzaboy4]

like?

[Slipvayne21]

like, this is shit like whi finds like this shit funny like. Come play me in Bad Company 2, i will show you what is is to get pwned. lol kike lol like lame

[joeisgaay]

Love this watch it every Monday on abc2

[Pinesol23]

thumbs up for c&c generals

[Derpinity]

@Pinesol23 thumbs up for n00bs like you on c&c

[11mcrews]

did you get baked and record this

[Dogsofwar909]

notice the 420 house number?

[DanMan8181]

That's awesome! I don't know anyone else who types with only their index fingers. I thought it was just me, lol.

[wertyswar]

LIKE A...

[aplayaz2000]

lol there getting upset cause china imps over powered

[FYTYTY]

@aplayaz2000

Inf not Imp :)

[aplayaz2000]

@FYTYTY lol inf fantry?

[Tipycat7]

@ahrramin ur a dumbass. i was talking about a youtuber named FPS Kyle

[midgety1]

life noob

[sonicrocx]

@Kazzaee i knew that i was trying to find the tv series and i found it

[jimmicrackhead12]

@caesiume lol im 12? well i better change my profile name cos my birthday coming up? ;)

[awesomesauce414]

Hey n00bs his names fps doug, not fps kyle.

[Estillz96]

@awesomesauce414 Ahahaha your the noob for not knowing the difference between fps doug and fps kyle. :)

[butterboy24]

@Estillz96 noob

[Estillz96]

@butterboy24 noob noob :)

[NightShadowEyrik]

@Estillz96 u b pro for knowing :d

i knew 2 but whats teh pint of reapeating (comment or randomness i didnt even think)

[Estillz96]

@NightShadowEyrik Yup :)

FpsRussia is epic!!!!

[Krulm4n]

He types with only his index finger and can't touch type. Fakest & gayest nerd evar.

[jessicaheartzu]

The only reason this video is over eleven minutes long is because he spends so much time saying, "like" and "uhhh" and "right?" and "noob" ... And "like".

[whazup50]

@jessicaheartzu

You know?

[knightmarel]

didn't bring his laptop to the restaurant?

[jimmicrackhead12]

this fucken sux, is it suppose to be a comedy or ironic faggy stuff?

[JustRed69]

@jimmicrackhead12 2 pr0 4 u ;)

[jimmicrackhead12]

@JustRed69 lol you l33t-Hax0r right cunt?

[JustRed69]

@jimmicrackhead12 thumbs down for jimmi for lack of humour and inappropriate use of the C word :D

[jimmicrackhead12]

@JustRed69 :s :X ;) :p wow these faces are sooo fun to do, not. your a noob. And what is an Appropriate use for the C word? BAM!! ROFL now thats Pure Pwnage haha. :D

[JustRed69]

@jimmicrackhead12 makes total sense, enjoy trolling yourself :)

[jimmicrackhead12]

@JustRed69 ;) wink ok!!

[johnsmith123ist]

this guy isnt serious right?

[gordylovesu]

@sonicrocx ive definatly seen this on australian t.v but better quality and funnier

[sonicrocx]

is this the youtube version because the show came to australia?

[MeUDntKnw]

@sonicrocx this is what they made b4 the tv show

[Megumiiz13]

Is it even possible to say 'right' that many times???