Rifftrax: Paranormal Activity Sample

[getmario64]

Even Roger Ebert states that Paranormal Activity 3 was consider that the audience are making noises and make fun of it just like RiffTrax in his review! But of course he hates the movie!

[SGFAZ]

@animeotaku234 When an Anime Otaku tries to speak the English language, we can't tell what the hell he's saying.

[JKovaloff]

....yo ill solve it <--- best part

[Misslilaccat]

@hiroshimatwinky

No, why what happens and when

[Hiroshimatwinky]

Did anyone else notice that the door at the start was open and then closed

[kastan06]

It would really kill whats left of the tension if all of their lights were operated by the clapper

[femoman]

@nekoXnekoXgurl Oh trust me, without Rifftrax, it's freaking scary stuff. Not really atmospheric or aything, but when the shock-scares happen, they happen the hell outta you!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@femoman

...No.

[CPTHAP]

"You mind swinging it open so I can drain your life essence?"

[silentevil77]

yo i'll solve it Lol

[sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

I never thought this movie was scary but these make it FUNNY!!!

[balrog13571]

(woman sitting in bed"

"I think everything's gonig to be okay now"

(demon)

"FOR WE ARE LEGION AND WE ARE QUITE COMFY IN HERE!"

[Equilibrium2037]

I hope they make a Rifftrax for Paranormal Activity 2.

[thepokermyth]

this movie was terrifying. if not when u were watching, later that night when u needed to go to sleep. my god. i still can't sleep with the light off after seeing that movie fucking years ago lol

[LukeLovesRose]

This movie was so fucking pointless and stupid, it's not even funny. I mean, was there any artistic quality to this trashy shock and startle film?

[Zakurako]

@LukeLovesRose Nope. The only thing about it was that it was so creepy and there was a chance that this stuff might happen to you in real life.

[Druzica18]

@Zakurako: I think most people at least have the sense to turn on a damn LIGHT when they investigate creepy happenings. If only so you don't trip and break your neck.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@Zakurako

If you're a complete asshole moron like Micah, sure. But if you're a sane human being? Fat chance.

[kevinhardy]

lol

[GixxxerKim]

1:40 PURE genious

[MsTwinkle101]

This is why someone should resurrect MST3K XD

[blueberries56]

Can his wife please die??

[AAPIVOTMASTERS]

NIGHT 12 NIGHT 12 NIGHT 12 NIGHT 12 oh wait it was night 10 i was thinking

[connerjohn11]

"when guy's named Micah try to act tough, we all lose..."

[thisisntmyname]

Night 7 > all

[Geforce2187]

"demon just got home from the bar, time to put some pizza bagels in the oven, forget to turn it on and then fall asleep on the couch with the zoolander menu screen playing on repeat"

[Druzica18]

@Geforce2187: But not before drunk-dialing Kayako. ;-D

[Equilibrium2037]

Wow, a door closed. Truly the stuff of nightmares. Hopefully, it gets better.

[Sarasirk531]

Ah, Paranormal Activity. I think this movie can be scary when you watch it home around 12 o' clock at night, but I'm not sure about daytime and in a theater. Still, the demon's not evil- he's just pissed he can't find the poptarts.

[Druzica18]

@Sarasirk531: "Micah, you dumbass! Those pop-tarts were MARKED, dammit! They had MY NAME ON THEM and everything! You owe me four dollars, man! Who the hell eats twelve of the damn things at once, anyway?!!!"

[Sarasirk531]

@Druzica18 "You're such a BASTARD! First it was the doors-- I closed those damn things so the AC wouldn't blow itself out, but NO! You have to keep OPENING THEM! And now you've stolen my cherry poptarts, you asshole! THAT WAS THE LAST BOX! Fuck, I have to go to K-Mart again."

[Druzica18]

@Sarasirk531: *cannot type due to hysterical laughter*

[Sarasirk531]

@Druzica18 "Wha-- oh god Micah, what is this shit? An Ouija board? THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME IT'S BEEN OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, YOU THICK HEADED DUMBASS! I keep telling you to pick your shit up so you don't trip, but you don't ever listen! You-- you know what, fuck you. If you trip over it and break your neck, that's fine. You deserve it for jacking my poptarts and never listening. At least I'll be able to catch it on film, what with all of these cameras. HAVE YOU READ THE ELECTRIC BILL?"

[Druzica18]

@Sarasirk531: And....okay, what's with the bloody cross? That's just fucking weird, man! What kind of freaky shit are you and Katie into?!! Oh, and the cameras....seriously? Dude, you don't need to share your sex life with the world. I doubt you're THAT good, Micah.

Oh, and how about TURNING ON THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU GO INTO A ROOM?! You scared the shit out of my mom when she visited last week!

[Sarasirk531]

@Druzica18 "Look, Micah, only you and Katie like all your kinky shit, NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO SEE IT. Well, fuck that, I'm pretty sure you'd find someone on the internet who'd want to, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. Besides nearly giving my mom a heart attack, what the hell's with the floor? EVERY TIME I try to bring guests back, you just HAVE to pull out that fucking talcum powder, don't you? THAT SHIT'S EVERYWHERE! How the hell am I supposed to explain THAT to my relatives, you ASSWIPE?!"

[Druzica18]

@Sarasirk531: "Oh, and my boss? LOVED it when I showed up for the big meeting in pants that were covered to the knees in TALC POWDER. I had a GOOD OLD TIME explaining THAT one. And last time my relatives came over, they left looking like we'd been snorting crack the whole time! KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF ALREADY, YOU PARANOID DIPSHIT!

[Sarasirk531]

@Druzica18 "YOU and that FUCKING CREEPY AS HELL GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS are the WORST roommates POSSIBLE! Quit getting high off the talcum powder, STOP watching each other sleep, DON'T be slinging your cheap-ass cutlery around like you're a wannabe gangster or some shit, and for the last time, LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON SO I DON'T RUN INTO THE WALLS AT NIGHT! Fuck, I've stubbed my toe SO MANY times on that door corner, but you don't get the hint to leave the lights I put on, ON, dipwad!"

[PureRok]

I don't recognize this scene at all.

[fishgul69]

@PureRok it was my fave scene bc it was so hilarious. it's one thing for the monster to thud around the house, but turning on lights, running and then slamming doors just seemed like such a juvenile thing to do.

[drakkis]

@PureRok I think this is just before the part they find the burnt photo from the attic.

[QueenofMean89]

This is my favourite RiffTrax! Mostly because the film sucked so bad and it was great to see them turn something bad into something good.

BTW, NIGHT 12!

[saneill17]

NIGHT 12!!

[Joshuac125]

These guys are awesome! This is the best thing to do with a scary movie. Or just a crappy one

[cp9lol]

is there supposed to be commentary in this movie?

[throbbin87]

Wasn't it just their bull mastif??? LOL!!!

[wingsofhope2]

I think the reason I wasn't scared when i watched it with Rifftrax was because they were talking and making fun of everything. :D

[BBAntichrist]

I'm not gonna lie. I watched the entire commentary for this and I wanted to kill myself. These guys did not make me laugh once. They didn't even make me smile. These guys are as annoying as those people who do commentaries on the TV show Wipe Out. Don't buy this!

[throbbin87]

@BBAntichrist.... why are you here?? shouldnt you be taking over the world in the name of the man-goat??? Get to work you lazy anichrist!!!

[BBAntichrist]

@throbbin87

No you!

[ServosFLyingCircus]

I know someone named Micah but they pronounce it mich-a with the Yiddish ch sound. I would write it in IPA but they're aren't the right keys on the keyboard

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

In fact, I wanna see the whole movie with these guys Riffing on it!

Love ya Mike,Kevin,and Bill!!

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

All they do is sleep, sure little movements happen and stuff, but sleeping.

What a waste of film and money and peoples time!!

[1122CHINA]

NIGHT 12!NIGHT 12!NIGHT 12!

[videogamenostalgia]

@1122CHINA oh wait it was night 10 I was thinking of...

[QueenofMean89]

"The demon just got home from the bar."

[freshfed]

mystery science theatre 3000, can't beat it, but nice try!

[Usul573]

@freshfed

You do know it's the same guys right?

[freshfed]

@Usul573 haha yeah just saying u cant beat the originals! :)

[perleatsworld]

@freshfed these are the people from MST3K

[freshfed]

@perleatsworld i know, but its not the classic version, lol, :)

[perleatsworld]

@freshfed fair enough

[MewtwoGirl]

@rossdunross yep this stuff does happen but u arnt born with it like the lady in te movie

[broadwaymelody33]

This movie scared me so much because it was realistic fear.

I like that Rifftrax made me less frightened, but this is how you'd act if you heard random banging in your house

[hobo1996]

NIGHT 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wyatt19961212]

I've watched this so much I got it Dow. Word for word in my head

[existenceisrelative]

They sextuple handedly saved this movie.

The absolute best is: "So your demon screamed, made a thump noise and pushed the chandelier. Great, he has ADD."

[1monologue]

I just wanted to say how much I LOVE you riffers!!!! Make sure to do more VOD with the old sci fi flix! I adore you guys!

[Bonmot123]

I thought it was scary when I watched it late a night, but well... stuff like this doesn't happen in real life, as much as people would like to think otherwise. When I watched it with the riffers on the job all I ended up doing was falling about laughing.

[Druzica18]

I am so much tougher than Micah. At least I don't SING my threats.

[licosky]

I have never seen the movie before, the RiffTrax version is the first one I saw. I thought it was going to be a silly, low-budget flick, with no acting or story.

I saw it on my PC, in the dark, alone in my home.. It started out silly and not promising, Mike and the guys did an amazing job too.

When the movie ended, I was fucking terrified.. And that's WITH Mike, Bill & Kevin. You can call me a loser but I can't imagine watching this by myself without RiffTrax.

[Spike674]

Well Mike and Kevin did spend close to eleven years watching the worst movies ever made over and over, I don't think they're scared of anything anymore.

[Sailorsega]

@licosky You were scared by THAT? It's bollocks. Have you seen any other horror movie? To be fair I saw it with a mate and we were making sarcastic comments to each other all the way through whch probably lessened the scaryness but still, come on!

[ctdsnark]

@licosky That's okay.....I saw The Incredible Melting Man when I was a kid.Now,I can't imagine watching it without the MST3K commentary!

[animeking1357]

@licosky You're not a loser trust me because I haven't been able to watch it yet.

Only with RiffTrax am I able to watch any of it.

[DrStrangefate]

@licosky

I've seen far more terrifying movies than this hunk o junk

Not to speak ill of your tastes, but parlor tricks isn't enough to scare me

Perhaps I've simply become jaded and seen all there is to see

[TheBlackPhoenix100]

@licosky

I haven't seen it yet. I'll try seeing it in the dark by myself first time I watch it.

[Wyatt19961212]

Sounds like Tom servo from mst3k

[thisisjoshman]

@Wyatt19961212 it IS Tom Servo.

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

NIGHT 12 FTW!!

[maxtheaxeiswax]

a door closed, {gasp}

[russdonruss]

@ maxtheaxe: yeah if it happened in your bedroom your heart would be racing, your voice would go up 2 octaves and you would have a distinctive need for new underwear...

The toughest guys on the planet are scared silly when stuff like this happens in real life--I don't care what you've seen or done--the unknown is still bigger and scarier when its YOU experiencing it.

[MuppetMan246]

@russdonruss :When stuff like this happens in real life? What when pulleys slam doors shut for movies? This wasn't a real documentary if you didn't notice.

[russdonruss]

If its never happened to you then I'm sure you believe that it has never happened for real to anyone else--exactly as I did until I experienced things like this first hand. I've had doors slam, objects move and other objects go missing for extended periods of time. I've seen shadows move in my own home when there was no one inside--heard footsteps upstairs when no one was there... I was the tough guy who didn't believe in this garbage... I KNOW its a movie--but these things DO happen.

[xhyio]

Seriously, Nick Nolte is scarier than any demon.

[Druzica18]

@xhyio: Exactly. At least the demon probably won't puke on your floor and leave it there, and then pass out in your linen closet.

[felineshadow0221]

yaaaaayz the full version is out now!!!! ....wait ....i dont have a credit card....CRAP! lol Rifftrax is awesome i'll find a way to get ahold of this track

[crowskyler]

"Night 12! Night 12! Night 12!"

XD

[1060893]

Paranormal Activity sucked! It deserves the RiffTraxx treatment.

[jeager1999]

Its fake, but I like to think of it as a Mystery more then a Horror Film. That being said, let me lay this on you. I find it strange how Demon would slam the door the bang on it. On top of that, why the next night Grab the girl and Drag her towards the hallway closet. It sounds strange but I have a feeling that they were two spirits in that house.

[DocHoliday1874]

@jeager1999:

The theory is the more a demonic force can scare you, the easier it is to possess you. If it can break a subjects will first, as it does in the movie, it can just climb in so to speak. The point of slaming the door is to let them know its him, then bag on the door to freak them out.

[jeager1999]

I still think there was something in the house beside the Demon, what about when she left the bedroom and sat outside. No doubt she was being controlled, but if it was the Demon that was doing it, would the demon killed the guy at that moment?

[jaraha]

"Hey guys! I'm not so hot on opening doors actually."

[Salogel67]

Paranormal Activity was a great movie, but it was also ripe for mocking! Very funny!

[ninabobina09]

i watched the full film and it was abit confusing cuz id dint no wether to believe it all

[ReiSilver]

bah, Paranormal Activity was brilliant, it was a slow burn with great atmosphere and characters that acted like human beings unlike most horror films these days XP I'd rather watch this then any of the Saw movies after 1 or any of the scream movies ugh

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

GREAT CHARACTERS? I mean, whiny Katie and Micah the uberdouche were GREAT CHARACTERS? Watch more movies! And ANY Saw or Scream movie is 10000 times better than Paranormal Activity.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Well Saw sucks too. The original Scream was pretty good.

[saxonsnowredux]

turning the light on and off...

well, there's a cheap monster effect for you.

[889654]

Don't forget slamming doors XD

[paquitorivero]

guys named micah try to act tough, we ALL lose hahaha lol

[mst3000k]

lol

[imareeses]

yes!!!

[CannabisHeals]

This movie seems incredibly bad, haha.

[CaptainAgnostic]

You guys turn crap into pure gold!

[theamberyone]

... check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

[coldplayISshit]

Personally I loved this film!

Never slept better in my life! I recommend it to any insomniacs out there.

It does scare me though... the idea of a sequel is terrifying.

But let it give us all hope too; like who can't make a better film than this!? You're all gonna be rich!!

First you make the stupid movie, then nobody cares, then you get the women.

[PiratesFan4evr]

"When guys named Micah try to act tough we all loose" lol. Funniest thing I heard all day

[SailorAeryn]

lol, the description alone had me falling out laughing, do you guys have to the full movie riff up yet? can't wait to hear it.

[Euterperocks]

Oh Lordy, I can't wait for this one!

[Nintendorks12345]

Look, if you watch this movie alone, in a dark room, at night, it's fucking scary. Especially if you're freaked out by paranormal stuff. Fuck the theater, this movie wasn't right for the big screen.

[evilbearfromhell]

thissss movie wasn't right for any screen.

total shlock.

its one redemption was the one alternate ending.

even that wouldn't have made it worth my time if it were the REAL ending.

[Nintendorks12345]

Right for my screen. Did you watch it in the theater?

[boohiss3]

Blair Witch was the poor man's Blair Witch. This movie is just crap in a bucket. I've made scarier home movies by accident.

[oancitizen]

"Yo, I'll solve it"

Took me a second to realize that was a Vanilla Ice reference but then the lol-ing commenced

[lostonthewayhere]

This movie scared the absolute hell out of me when I first saw it, but the Rifftrax guys somehow managed to sap every last bit of fear and tension out of it.

Now that takes serious talent.

[WhoopMQ]

Is this really what this movie is like? Haha

[evilbearfromhell]

...worse.

[citylims]

this is gonna be a good rifftrax fo sho

[DiscipleHonsou]

awesome stuff =D definitely one to get.

[FirstTsurugi06]

The poor man's Balir Witch project. 'Bout time.

"Show yourself...!" rofl.

[Meksican0]

Night 12, Night 12!!

[DMANpictures]

Is this supposed to be scary?

[RandomRadStuff]

Bahhahhaha so good. This movie freaked me out so bad. It still does. Lol. =]

[rinoz47]

Zoolander ftw

[CyberPirate83]

Haha!

[pseudonamex2]

This is gonna be awesome, that movie was so hacky and cornball! Plenty of riff material!

[kensuke0]

This is totally the movie that was made for them to riff.

[IdleOz]

I've actually come home from the bar and done exactly that

[Phanto5692]

Only Rifftrax can make horror movies watchable.

[MrMan322]

Awesome!

[kfetter16]

can they legally sell these? or do they give proceeds to the studios as well? i just wanted to watch this one by rifftrax so i could laugh and not feel so scared lol. damn... gotta find an illegal version online somewhere...

[hobo1996]

they sell downloads of the audio on their website and you listen to it on your computer while watching the movie its really quite innovative and i love rifftrax

[gojirafan430]

@kfetter16 you buy a download of their audio on their website "rifftrax" then you pop the actual movie in the dvd player or wherever while the rifftrax audio is on your computer you then synchronize the audio with the movie the audio costs like 1/2 a dollar to 3 bucks and its legal

[kfetter16]

ohhhhhhhh so it's just audio. gotcha. now i know, and knowing is half the battle! lol but seriously thank you, makes a lot more sense :) i'll prob have to do that at some point... wanna see this movie but am no good with thrillers lol. give me a good saw movie and im golden! XD

[gojirafan430]

@kfetter16 also another something that might be useful is that the cost varies but it depends on who riffs the movie for example if its a public domain short they make fun of it will only cost half a dollar if its one with only mike it will be only like 1.25 or something most of the time they all do it, other times its just mike and other than that its just murphy and corbett and also other times they just have guest internet stars riffing like chad vader thatguywithglasses etc.

[manoftomorrow79]

pizza rolls and Zoolander alone made this sample too funny.

[wydok]

Nice Vanilla Ice reference.

[NotQuiteRight]

This really gave The Happening a run for its money as worst mainstream suspense movie of the decade.

[theeyeburninglight]

Hahaha, what are you talking about? This was hailed as one of the best horror films of the new millenium. It's genuinely scary, was amazingly done on an extremely unprecedented small budget. The Happening on the other hand, just dreadful.

[SeanStrife]

@theeyeburninglight Genuinely scary? I was laughing through half of the movie, as was everybody in the theater I was at. It just wasn't that good. It was good for the budget it had... but overall, it's EXTREMELY overrated.

[KingRevolution]

@SeanStrife

I agree completely. If the trailer wouldn't have shown almost all the scares, then it probably would have been better. I will say that the movie was creepy at times.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Paranormal Activity is WORST than the Happening, trust me.

[NigerianArchitect]

The Happening is so much funnier

[UnderscoreWV]

*chants* Night twelve! Night twelve!

[meganplautz]

It would kill the tension is the lights were made with the clapper!

Yo I'll solve it...

[DAVETYIOP]

Yes thank you! I was hoping that they would finally get around it!

[UltimateRasengan13]

Now you guy's version of the movie would actually make me want to watch Paranormal Activity again, lol.

[taigakirdape]

Wait, Tucker Max can write? I thought he just oozed toxic waste over paper, ruining it.

Oh, and funny stuff guys.

[foister]

Awesome THIS needed riffing.

[thisisjoshman]

"Yo I'll solve it...."

[lacthewatcher1]

"When guys named Mica try to act tough, we all lose!"

[samuriazombie]

yay its back up!

[evilangl]

lol