How to be Emo

[ilovestevilliers]

901 people were Emo's!

[Notperfect60]

0:11 Haha

[mrcpdaniel1]

best part 0:00 - 3:02

[ChristinaLovesAAR]

I stepped on a snail... And it went *CRUNCH* :(

[MultiThecomputernerd]

thumbs up if you laughed at 00:21 :)

[munchluxe63]

What if you came out feet first?

[Jailchiken7]

Danny, I love you, but this video is kinda offensive :( I know its all just a joke, but its just offensive :(

[unforgettable903]

sunrise.... ohhhhh

[shepznrazo]

That safety pin....I murdered 14 people

[julielovesrammstein]

emo is not a thing you choose, it chooses you !



[JoeyDrummer50]

2:18 "And it went crunch!"

[TheStellaBug]

So ever since my mom and I watched this, when I'm in the pissiest mood, she tells me to go crunch a snail -_-

[TheManofFest]

This, I suppose is one of those "Men, what the fuck happened" things isn't it?

[gurlluvshorse123]

ahahahaha "crying is the only way to interact" best line hhaha

[tinyLove55555]

I'm lovin' it!

hehe<3

[Ninjaboy5343]

I hate this video

[DomoMonster100]

I think emos are dramatic

[DomoMonster100]

My favorite part is at :55 it makes me laugh every time

[BlueVampyreFledgling]

I wonder does that guy drink a liter of votka before his every vid

[AnimeQueen10289]

bro kinda offensive cuz im emo

[vxRefl3x360]

@AnimeQueen10289 do you cut yourself?

[AnimeQueen10289]

@vxRefl3x360 yes......y

[vxRefl3x360]

@AnimeQueen10289 how can you..like..what does cutting yourself acompolish?

[XxAnimanga22xX]

My brother is emo and I asked him to watch this with me. Him and I laughed our butts off.

We both love the snail part XD

[jeffhardylover1992]

lmao xD

[x0Angii0x]

you people. have a sense of humour. i used to emo too. it's just funny! LAUGH A LITTLE.

[dreamer1051]

Im emo...and this...tho it is quite funny....is a little offensive...this is not emo...at all. In any way...just saying...ON THE PLUS SIDE! This video is pretty funny xD my cousin and I, our favorite part is "I stepped on a snail and it went...*crunch*" hahaha xD fun xP

[purpleringzz]

I stepped on a snail.... and it went *crunch*.

[elmaguel318]

secondly...the most gay word in all the video lol

[benliambmx]

wow u r so cool i want 2 be an emo 2 coz i think every1 should be thir self and not cer wat eney 1 eles thinks also lisen to scrreemo i lov u man

[awesometbagger]

emo... and as much as i want to say it was a little enoying,

your funny ._.

[bekahlover]

and it went.. crunchh

[Doookus]

Hahahhaha .

Nie moge z niego . ! xd

[TheOfficialTECT]

I am actually emo and I do find this funny, only because 97.99% of it is wrong.

[gobucks201x]

@TheOfficialTECT yeah you're right, emo is about being a melodramatic fake little piss ant.

[TheOfficialTECT]

@gobucks201x I don't care what you say about us.

[gobucks201x]

@TheOfficialTECT nobody cares about you either

[averagekneesocklover]

I thought we were lemondrops ^_^

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

"crunch"

[ThePokemonlover67]

Except for the people who like this vid

[ThePokemonlover67]

Evry one who says their "emo" this vid was made for comedy :P

[107uname]

Im "emo"and i find this fucking halarious xD

[LancEvans100]

im offensive and i find this emo

[RawrImmaDino98]

you just lost my respect...but your other videos are quite hilarious I must say c:

[Donnagean1953]

Whooooppppssssss I meant to say u r a dick haha epic fail

[Donnagean1953]

It a dick I'm emo and I don't do any of those things

[benfray2]

@Donnagean1953 IMPOSTER a true emo doesn't class theirself as emo, that would be conformist.

[Fbiach]

@Donnagean1953 u wear black?

[TurnaroundFriday]

I Love You Danny I really do,but i really am emo and this kinda hurt me a lil,but thats ok ur still epic either way and @mlkzyka and @juliercross u guys are just dicks,i gave this video a thumbs up just to laugh at ur asses

[SuperFreddy1010]

0:21 where i died

[mlkzyka]

888 EMOS

[juliercross]

888 emos lol

[17Chabs]

HEY Dan how to be a Rocker??you know like the other bands these days

[tempandronnie21]

HAHA his hair at the end :D

[professorstile]

0:54-1:00 BEST MOMENT!!!!

[loveingyouhurts1619]

lol...u sure know how to really make emos feel like this blew up in there faces

[jocaman0111]

BORN AGAIN

[996Bora]

@jocaman0111 ЕМО!

[monijulle]

Best laugh ever! 

[Beznervoze]

888 people are emo.

[Worldofhamstercraft]

@Beznervoze Im emo you bastard its not like that wow

[LadyDarknessa]

@Beznervoze I'm Emo and I liked this vid u_u

[Jmoney182NY]

Oh great it's Ace Ventura again...

[Beanie1546]

EMOS have a sence of humor too, cause this is fucking hilarious. lol

[1gg1nz]

888 people are emos

[opticbound1]

thumbs up if you noticed he looks like steve carell on the thumbnail :)

[TheLonePsion]

U dare insult the emos? U bright hearted bitch!

[techgeek97]

PAUSE AT 1:35 lmaooo

[TheStefanita99]

:))

[Mrshocklockman]

A lot of people are getting too emo about this video. Hahahaha see what I did there? Cuz emo=emotional? Yeah. I'm good.

[biffyburd]

i cannot stop laughing,holy fucking shit.

[TheBigDomoKun]

OMG xD 0:21 - 0:23 HAHAHAHA!!!

[xGobez]

Do any of you understand the humor in a hyperbole? It's hilarious how you're all raging, because Danny is merely exaggerating things to make them funny, and you're taking him serious. Danny IS a fucking riot. Watch some of his other videos before YOU judge.

[ecolone]

FAGGOT ALERT!

[12345678900emiry]

emos suck

[xSniperSoulHD]

I like how u didnt talk about cutting. Stupid steriotypical assfucks. Lol

[george101778]

there was no welcome to the gradual report where we gradually report in this episode

[BeastLinkFanatic]

NO! WE'RE LEMON DROPS!! TT_TT

[zabaluka]

this not emo this is zombie xd

[hotimot]

i love how there's almost no funny comments to this video, but mainly comments on ppl raging and trying to explain to the other what emo is in reality.

Can nobody take a joke any longer?:D

[JasonlVlraz]

@musiclover644

No, "emo" is not what you are. Bipolar is probably a better answer. Being "emo" is just a stupid stereotype that 12 year olds who think it's cool to wear a shit ton of black eyeliner and cut themselves made up. I don't understand why you would think you're "emo" when you apparently have none of the qualities of one. Everyone has feelings. Get the fuck over it.

[musiclover644]

@JasonlVlraz Thats my point not all emos are like that. EMO stands for EMOTIONAL its having to many emotions inside with no way of letting them out. And the reason some emos cut themselves and wear make up and shit is because thats who they are as a PERSON. So saying ALL emos do that is the real steryotype

[musiclover644]

Danny i am a lemon drop and proud of it...but this video is very stereotypical. Not all emos act like this...i am emo and i dont have peircings of safety pins or my hair like that...you are emo when you have so many emotions inside you have no way of controlling them,they burst out at random moments and the smallest thing can send you over board. and another steryotype is not all emos cut themselves....just sayin....ANYWAY love you Danny-a proud lemon dropper face

[musiclover644]

@actonme12 oh yeah your a badass who can talk shit over youtube i dare you to say that to my face....oh wit your probly just some stupid prick who lives in mommies basement cus you are to fukin retarded to go out and make something of yourself. second you dont know shit about me who i am or shit i have been through so im just gonna just gonna say FUCK YOU because haters and shit talkers only make me famous

[musiclover644]

@actonme12 I dont care if nobody gives a damn about my opinion...i really dont,its just stuff like this video were people think they know all about emos and how they are...its my pet peeve. like i said in my response to JasonIVlraz emo is short for emotional and yes some emos cut and wear make up and shit but not all....its putting us all together in one steryotype...and as for people having it worse than me...i know people who have it worse than me...but wht i went thru would fuck with any1

[hisgloryforevermore]

@musiclover644 I'll say it to your face.

[mentalgiant666]

emo kids need to get out of their feelings

[iLoveMeBrownies]

Yeah go type title in for a real video of how to be emo by: Nigahiga, yeah :D

[DramaDanielle]

WTF??????????????????????

[theps3fanatiker]

877 peoples R emo's

[jeffrinck146]

you should do a how to be hipster video...just saying

[WeKickSquirrels]

Lol "ew...I got a hair in my mouff...blahhhh" Danny you're hilarious x))

[supermansakic]

You mad?! I ain't even MAD!!!! >:)

[getup2727]

Dumbest thing I've ever watched

[sharkdude987]

Why would people even vote for this person for KotW every single election... really. He's run every time since I've heard of the program...

[toiletpaeperguy]

I stept on a snail, it went crunch. HAHHAAHAHAH

[Sycasta]

Laugh out loud... Laugh out loud... Laugh out loud

[Cannibalmarshmallow1]

How is this even supposed to be funny?

[Mightymuppet100]

Was the hair Tasty? xD

[Mightymuppet100]

Sunrise...Oooh xD

[Naomigarofalo1]

he's so funny!! ^^ :D

[Whitedragon020]

greedy bastard alert!

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

@Whitedragon020 what are you talking about?

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

wow a lot of people want to know how to be emo

[bs09ags]

shit



[NeverSayNeverXD1]

fuck the people who takes this video searouis .. its hilarouis i think its funny and i laughed :P

u mad??!!

[MasterCheifLegiT]

dude this guy are retarded person that I never see befor and plus I'm emo. I don't kill myself and plus some emo are differnet then others emos. This guy make this video are a dumbass

[MrShonnoify]

@MasterCheifLegiT SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDD

[Kaitlyn0299]

@MasterCheifLegiT I'm "emo" i guess if thats how you would want to put it, but even I know that this vid was for a joke. so cool ur balls

[penguinscanfli1]

@MasterCheifLegiT No more retarded than you

"dude this guy are retarted person"?

And if you were emo, you would know that deep down, we all feel the same pain bro XD

[mason164899]

Jim Carey Much? Thumbs up if you think that! :D

[AppleCore256]

i stepped on a snail.

it went "crunch."

[IwillDie4Ubabe]

emo started out as a type of music i truly quesion how it morphed into an extreme lifestyle primarily accepted by pre-, teens, and their older form ppl in their twenties

[xxxpato123]

gothics are killing themselves not emos you guys are wrong -.-

[SexyGothicBoi]

@xxxpato123 Am not :(

[MakeUpStar0]

How to be "emo" what a dumbass... you do realize you are saying how to be emotional, emo is short for emotional... Lol Lol Lol

[hothotchick990]

my sisters emo and she didnt kill herself x

[ElementaryLord]

@hothotchick990 Then she's obviously one of those posers, haha!

[Jmwrig02]

" This pin is when I step on a snail, and it went...CRUNCH! " I peed my pants when you said that! LMAO XD

[misslmbrt18]

2:30 EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!

[riama69]

i love being emo amf!!!

[bemma101]

@sexyandiknowit234 because cutting is so much cooler, it's all be self mutilation

[mushroomluvver]

wow u actually made me laugh . and im emo

[henkeee93]

sunrise... auuuuh

[sexyandiknowit234]

i hate this video!!!!!! im an emo and this is just wrong not all emos are that emotional i dont even have piercings!! its not "safety pins" well not for me its CUTS! you are just so wrong

[LizzerSaysHi]

@sexyandiknowit234 shut up and take a joke.

[emilyfalls13]

black hoodies, and mascara...

[B33st1ng]

how to be edward cullen..

[2800Nisha]

*cough* not all emo's where black -_-

they wear red black purple green ect

so yeah,...

[boozop]

kid: look teacher i drew a cow eating grass

teacher: (looks at the paper and theres nothing there)

kid: do you like it?

teacher: wheres the grass?

kid: the cow ate all of it

teacher: wheres the cow?

kid:he left because there was no more grass.

WIN

[Kaitlyn0299]

@boozop im so gonna do that to my english teacher he will laff so hard

[maromikun]

Dark little cherries! Lol I guess that's the emo version of lemondrops...

[justanotherballerina]

thanks a lot. really its 3 am here and i'm still watching your videos. you make me smile. and laugh.



[EPICDARKZODIAC297]

are you an emo, cos you seem amazing at it.

[ostate300]

Emo is fucking retarded

[gamer4life0120]

im emo

[TurnaroundFriday]

im punk emo..there is no one lie me at my school,i have very few friends who are like me,therefore im not doing this to fit in,im doing it cause it is who i am.....i love you btw:)

[mi6leto101]

i was emo,but its not use..now im goth

[weenieBoBeenie1]

that saftey pin ?? oh its cuz i stepped on a corn flake *crunch*,.. im a cereal killer ! O:

[deathstarsBlitzkreig]

Lol!

Poor emo kids, dude he's so right, every emo kid cries and feels sorry for themselves over stupid things xD

He may have over exaggerated the hair, but emo kids do too xD they will grow up someday ;3 someday indeed. Stop following a label you immature freaks and learn to lead xD

[dmscats3]

Dude im not even emo and i think that is fuked up!

[MiniLovesYew]

im emo nd this video is fuked up!

[BABTNGDMDD]

I'll admit, I was one of those "emo kids". I fit every stereotype out there. But, yeah, Danny's right; it IS just a phase. And I used to be one of the people who was INSISTANT that it wasn't. I finally just GREW UP and stopped feeling sorry for myself.

I love Danny and I think this video is HYSTERICAL~! <3

[meriko1997]

I'm emo and I found this video offensive..

And i don't cut

[14Nenabella]

@meriko1997 Then you're gothic not "emo" cause goths don't cut and emos do.

[dmscats3]

@14Nenabella no not all emos cut dip!

[dmscats3]

@14Nenabella not all emos cut dips***!!

[meriko1997]

@14Nenabella Again, NOT ALL EMO'S CUT!

stupid asshole and i'm not goth

[14Nenabella]

@meriko1997 Well that is what my "goth" friends say, cause I always call them "emo" and they get pissed, so sorry for offending you, so no need to be so mean about something so simple

[random10120]

@meriko1997 Dude ur so freakin right I know exactly how that is

[KoolDoodM]

2:18-2:26 He sounds like Chris from Family Guy

[dimitrovassileva]

couldnt stop cracking up hahaha

[bderubin]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH yes.

[The00emo]

people tend to call me ''emo'' i mean i have bangs and snake bites and all buhh your video is funny and i dont get why people feel offended if your gonna be different people obviously are goin laugh from yuhh buhh who cares ?

[Hypernox10]

lol look at all these depressed emo kids commenting

[ChalkNBlack]

@Hypernox10 ur fuckin epic

[millianne55]

Emo kids that like this are kinda dumb and cant take a joke c:

Also....do one on gay guys if ya havent already :U how to be gay.yes.

[SuperAnnalondon]

Cruunncchh.

[Consteer]

That wasnt emo, that was mental.. :'o

[kazzy7650]

i accidently paused at 0:12 and pissed myself laughing XD

[LadyDarknessa]

I'm emo, your hair sucks, I like ur video, and ur soooo wrong

[chucktaylorforever]

i love this description of emos compared to what i am :)

i dye my hair pink, my favorite color is purple, and i dont have face piercings (i do have gages though ^o^)

[Princessaluque7]

People this is a joke seriously stop getting so butthurt and enjoy the video sheesh !!

[TheMarroquinTwins]

Im emo and you are wrong. Btw your hair sucks xD

[Tshefeua]

(continued..) I like to keep it around chin length and like having my bangs over my eyes, and that's about it, so you sir, now Nothing about being emo >:C

[Tshefeua]

I'm emo, but I don't always wear black, I don't cry (well I rarely do), I'd LOVE to get snake bites but my parents probable wont let me till I move out, I cut myself (I've got Fuck liFE and I lovE u carved into the place between my stomach and chest right now, well, actually I did it like a few seconds before this comment), I have to go to a therapist, I have few friends, I wear lots of eyeliner, screw mascara that stuffs hard to put on =n=;; I don't slick my hair down, though I (continued...)

[AsianChickkRice]

2:30 And his hair finally dries and frizzes out..

[TeamDiivine]

Does it hurt.... No more than the sun hurts the moon

[aphilbeckcook]

im emo



[scarecrow0800]

@aphilbeckcook Good to know M8.

[slyspy70]

@aphilbeckcook Fucking poser.

[BVBA]

@aphilbeckcook me too.....but how the fuck did i get here?im in THAT part of youtube again