@woross1 dude,i only bought da orange box a few months ago and i started tf2,didnt play portal (abit of portal,watched walkthorugh abit) and hl2 cause i buy orange box for tf2
Barney : There we go gaaa...Damn it Get it off me
Kleiner : Lamarr there you are
Barney: I thought you got rid of that pest
Kleiner : Surtenly not...Never fear Gordon.. She's debit and completely harmles...The worse she might do is attempt to couple with your head frutistly...
Barney : Get that thing away from me
Kleiner : Here my pet hop up...No not up there... No no...Careful lamarr those are quite fragile..
some1 i just downloaded the demo and its quite laggy but i got a good pc it can run modern warfare 2 and the sims 3 just fine is there any change the game works and that the laggy only is in the demo?
Gordon:i just ran across rooftops from combine soldiers shooting at me with every weapon you can think of and i don't get a fuckin drink after that >:(
@UltimateAnimeGamer when dr. kleiner was first testing his teleporter he tested it on a cat, when the cat went through the teleport it got turned inside-out
@stelixdj me too, but it woulda been even funnier if Lamarr made that "Oooomwraaad!" or "Eyeeeeeeeerrrr!" sound the Headcrabs make(not the Poison ones) when she jumped at the teleporter.
Doc : here my pet hop up....NO NOT UP THERE...NO NO CAREFUL LAMAR THOSE ARE QUITE FRAGILE...oh fay... it will be another week take before i can coaks here out of there...
Something random happened to me today. I was making a speedrun of this game. In the teleport sequence where you travel through a lot of places, I died.
In the part where the teleport leads you to the water, the teleport didn't take me anywhere and I drowned. Lol
Mmac..i keep seeing it as Ermac lol...your walkthroughs are great and its nice to see someone add a little character just by adding a subtitle or two.
0:04 something is plugged in computer
katetem11 1 month ago
the cat from the deleted scene in "the fly"
cool70200 2 months ago
9:20 Gordon's mind: Why the hell does everybody think that I love the crowbar?!?!?! Barney you motherfucker give me a fucking gun!!!
thefran901 4 months ago
Many years later I'm still waiting for my drink. It better be the finest wine ever.
FibrousAcquiescence 5 months ago
too many sounds from portal
TheVideoSiblings 5 months ago
@TheVideoSiblings idiot....hltwo...came...before...portal
eclipse141123 5 months ago
@eclipse141123 and it was made by the same developer... TheVideoSiblings is very stupid
336Roach 4 months ago in playlist Half Life 2
Turn on transcribe audio at 3:24 lolololol
PizzaNuggetz 7 months ago
Barney: ITS YOUR PET THE FREAKIN HEAD HOPPER!!!!
Doc: oh is lammarr with him
Barney: Froget the head hopper!
I nearly craped laughing
JessicaSeney31 8 months ago
lol so funny x
bevishere 9 months ago
hey,did anyone see a GlaDos like machine in the flashing just now
thumbs up if agree
StrikaShot 9 months ago
@StrikaShot thumbs up if you think this guy should play half life before portal..
woross1 8 months ago
@woross1 dude,i only bought da orange box a few months ago and i started tf2,didnt play portal (abit of portal,watched walkthorugh abit) and hl2 cause i buy orange box for tf2
StrikaShot 8 months ago
Look to the right-------------->
Thumbs up if you thought Black Mesa Part 2 walkthrough was the remake of Half Life 1!
joshetham 10 months ago
@joshetham ur weird
bevishere 9 months ago
wht is black mesa?
bevishere 9 months ago
Kleiner : Oh fie it will be another week before i can coaks her out of there
Barney : Yea longer if we're lucky
Alyx : Gheh Barney you're not an animal person...
Barney: UGHHH
xD
officalstelix 10 months ago
lol i laughed hard at
Barney : There we go gaaa...Damn it Get it off me
Kleiner : Lamarr there you are
Barney: I thought you got rid of that pest
Kleiner : Surtenly not...Never fear Gordon.. She's debit and completely harmles...The worse she might do is attempt to couple with your head frutistly...
Barney : Get that thing away from me
Kleiner : Here my pet hop up...No not up there... No no...Careful lamarr those are quite fragile..
officalstelix 10 months ago
I love how the typewriter-like thingy feeds into the recycling bin.
acwinwin5 10 months ago
oo thx an this vid helped lots!
oHIDDENREFLEXo 11 months ago
helo
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janithkamani 1 year ago
You forgot about the mini teleporter in the room! You can teleport small objects with it.
RLS0812 1 year ago
what cat?
kirbyraid5 1 year ago 7
@kirbyraid5 they once sent a cat threw the teleporter and it was sent back inside out.
hipporuler1996 2 weeks ago in playlist Half Life 2
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benny21003 1 year ago
some1 i just downloaded the demo and its quite laggy but i got a good pc it can run modern warfare 2 and the sims 3 just fine is there any change the game works and that the laggy only is in the demo?
patje1998 1 year ago
When Barney opens the door to the HEV suit, I was like: OH MY GOD ! MY OLD LOVE WITH ALL THE 'VITAL SIGNS - CRITICAL', 'USER'S DEATH IMMINENT' !...
eolingars 1 year ago
its your pet the FREEKIN' HEAD HUMPER!!!
scottsan101 1 year ago
what cat? D:
ThePyromaniacGirl 1 year ago
Doc: Here my pet. Hop up
Pet: F*** YOU I WANT THE BOX *leap* PEACE OUT OLD MAN!
>:3 thats what it needs to say
blacktolep 1 year ago
Alyx: let me buy you a drink
*door opens*
Gordon:i just ran across rooftops from combine soldiers shooting at me with every weapon you can think of and i don't get a fuckin drink after that >:(
crisscoyote 1 year ago
3:30 I wonder where I've heard that theme. (sarcastic)
Friggazee 1 year ago
i love the tune when he gets his suit.What is that called?
mrkaine2u 1 year ago
@mrkaine2u It's what Valve plays when it shows it's trademark
LimeBite 1 year ago
@mrkaine2u its the part when you turn on the game it says VALVE company and it shows a pic of someone with a actual valve on their head
captainhitsugai 1 year ago
GO LAMAR!!!
ckninjaboy 1 year ago
11 cats disliked this video.
Normally I hate these types of comments, but..
Motive11331 1 year ago 5
"There's a charger on the wall..." I almost thought he was referring to the Charger from L4D2! Haha!
LariaAC 1 year ago
"It's your pet freakin' HEADHUMPER!"
I like the nickname.
Monkeychild41 1 year ago
who knew Barney was only 1 min. behind Gordon? Gordon walked into Dr. Kleiner's lab, 1 min. later, Barney walks in.
shellturtleguy 1 year ago
Kleiner shoulda gotten a pet Fast Headcrab, not a Regular one.
ATP2555ify 1 year ago
Do you have to play the first Half Life to understand the second?
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ATP2555ify 1 year ago
@Yodio12 Yes
1box2videos 1 year ago
5:00 The guy from book of ELI?
Fall3nDJ 1 year ago
2:00 what cat?
titanicrul 1 year ago
@titanicrul if you wonder, the cat, according to the Half Life 2 Beta, it got turned inside outside.
Bolter27 1 year ago
@Bolter27 i was just copying what she said i knew about the cat. it is just funny how she says what cat what cat
titanicrul 1 year ago
whats with the USB sound?
daladek 1 year ago
5:16
the title of a half life 2 song
cmdrchris971 1 year ago
Lol XD
HeartlessDemon1296 1 year ago
Lamar looks soo cute, even if shes a headcrab <3
MASTERCHIEF2434 1 year ago
The freakin headhumper!
Macktheninja 1 year ago
@Macktheninja wow.Lol
HeartlessDemon1296 1 year ago
lol they ar4e all talking buisness and she is like cat?! what cat!!?
mrmatthew12323 1 year ago
What cat?
Gravity cat!
Kyon9854 1 year ago
What cat is Barney talking about?
UltimateAnimeGamer 1 year ago
@UltimateAnimeGamer when dr. kleiner was first testing his teleporter he tested it on a cat, when the cat went through the teleport it got turned inside-out
cmdrchris971 1 year ago
@cmdrchris971 Oh. Well that's gross.
UltimateAnimeGamer 1 year ago
When I first played this bit I said to my mate "guarantee the teleporter breaks when I use it". I was right aswell
jerryplane 1 year ago
Nothing was wrong with the teleport, Doc. Prolly just gave Gordan some special drugs in his "Modified suit"
PivotB3stZ 1 year ago
Teleportation isn't quite reliable on Gordon, isn't it?
3Gads 1 year ago
LAWL!
it's your pet the freakin, HEAD HUMPER!!!! XD
FinalFury3x 1 year ago
Wow all the those years training at MIT really come in handy when you need to throw a switch...
SurrealElement13 1 year ago
"What is the meaning of this?! Who are you, and how did you get in here?"
freakintransfan01 1 year ago
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SuperGTA6000 1 year ago
I hope to got this teleporter works... WHAT THE FUCK?!BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
PePethegamesmaker 1 year ago
i think the voice acting in this game is unsurpassed
kar12894 1 year ago
@kar12894
Uncharted 2 is also pretty good. . .
Jus' sayin' ._.
AfroMan1171 1 year ago
WHAT CAT?
Abner528 1 year ago
0:32 (Alyx) " Oh shit i don't have a quarter...... Got any money freeman?"
(Gordan freeman) "...."
(Alyx) "Guess we'll have to take the old Kanals."
(Gordan Freeman) "fuck."
bluealex999 2 years ago 40
@bluealex999 LOL EPIC
BladeLemonMilk 1 year ago
@bluealex999 ( alyx ) did you say something gordan ??
captainhitsugai 1 year ago
ABOUT THAT CAT? xD
sasuke664 2 years ago
what cat? xD
oliverz730 2 years ago
no seriosly what cat?
viliussmproductions 2 years ago
wat difficulty r u playing on? hard?
shellturtleguy 2 years ago
Barney, youre not an animal person
xDD
Marius7ss 2 years ago 3
Thats odd, I seem to remember a part where Barney says "that sound... it still haunts me" or something like that, before the headcrab jumps on him.
Sephlock 2 years ago
6:38. bloo screen
Danerd9 2 years ago
So hilarious how she always asks about the cat
Botro1 2 years ago
p.s. i love the part
Barney : WHAT THE HELL
Doc : WHAT IS IT
Barney : IT'S YOUR PET THE FREAKIN HEADHUMPER
xD allmost died from laugh when i first saw that scene xD
stelixdj 2 years ago 62
@stelixdj me too, but it woulda been even funnier if Lamarr made that "Oooomwraaad!" or "Eyeeeeeeeerrrr!" sound the Headcrabs make(not the Poison ones) when she jumped at the teleporter.
Headcrabs are so cute!
ATP2555ify 1 year ago
@stelixdj cute cat
SuperPhoenix5 1 year ago
@stelixdj actually my favorite part was when doc says this truly is a red letter day i put that on my dsi
captainhitsugai 1 year ago
Barney : here we go....WUAAH, EMIC GET IT OFF ME
Doc : LAMAR THERE YOU ARE
Barney : i thought u got rid of that pest
Doc : surtenly not
.....................
Barney : get that thing away from me
Doc : here my pet hop up....NO NOT UP THERE...NO NO CAREFUL LAMAR THOSE ARE QUITE FRAGILE...oh fay... it will be another week take before i can coaks here out of there...
Barney : yea longer if were lucky
Alex : Barney you're not an animal person
Barney : EUGH xD love those parts xD
stelixdj 2 years ago 3
Something random happened to me today. I was making a speedrun of this game. In the teleport sequence where you travel through a lot of places, I died.
In the part where the teleport leads you to the water, the teleport didn't take me anywhere and I drowned. Lol
LimesOfTimes 2 years ago
At 7:40 who is that that said "Gordan Freeman"
copsANDmobbers 2 years ago
@copsANDmobbers It is Dr.Breen
jax9929 2 years ago
Is that the guy in the wheel chair?
copsANDmobbers 2 years ago
@copsANDmobbers Walace Breen
Left4Danny2 2 years ago
During "A Red Letter Day"...
You jumped 4 times,
Attacked 0 times,
Attacks hit 0 times,
Attacks missed 0 times,
You got damaged 0 times,
And you made 0 kills.
Still counting...
LimesOfTimes 2 years ago 2
wow
dipsetonlocke 2 years ago 2
keep on:P
jessiecroc1 2 years ago 3
:O i want a pet headcrab :(
macoronicheez 2 years ago 3
@macoronicheez make sure to debeak it unless you like incredible pain
EvilA110 1 year ago
So,what is the story of Half Life?
Arcent123 2 years ago
Eli:He didn't come through!
Kleiner:Then where is he?
Eli:Behind you
Kleiner: WUAAH
Hahahaaa..
BeakyRed 2 years ago 2
And what cat
grindor11 2 years ago
9:24 good old crowbar
grindor11 2 years ago
this game reminds of ww2 an how the nazis treated the jews and your trying to survive the occupation of the nazis
jlbroich 2 years ago
.......what cat?!??!?!??!?!?
pillfighters 2 years ago
You should use the fraps game recorder. the quality is better.
ThwockFace 2 years ago
This game hav option to turn on subtitles?? For PC?? Cause i understand more the english with the subtitles...
ThiaGuNNeR 2 years ago
yes you can turn on the subs in english or spanish or french or german.
DeX007HLH 2 years ago
What cat? and no one answers her. XD
LieutenantAshler 2 years ago
Mmac..i keep seeing it as Ermac lol...your walkthroughs are great and its nice to see someone add a little character just by adding a subtitle or two.
reiocom 2 years ago
her scream when she gets teleported is exectly the same as the monitors when it dies in halo 3, just quieter
Blobwebby 2 years ago 2
i have it on ps3
TheScrewed0ver 2 years ago
Hey I have a bit of a problem
I just downloaded this game yesterday but I'm wondering this.
Their mouths dont move when they talk
The loading times are like 3 mins long and it lags ALOT
F4fullpower 2 years ago
if you have a good pc it has no lag, and their mouths move... and the loading is like 7 seconds only -_-
PhildeCritic 2 years ago
My computer has a crap load of memory and it rop notch
F4fullpower 2 years ago
7:28 to 7:32
Barney: There is his!
Kleiner: Is Lamarr with him?
Barney: Forget about that thing!
XD thats so funny
NinjaCat32 2 years ago 2
The first time I played this, that part at 8:09 almost gave me a heart attack. XP
hom907sar 2 years ago
Wtf lol
"ITS YOUR PET THE FREAKIN' HEADHUMPER!"
F4fullpower 2 years ago 3
what consol is it on?
connormca55 2 years ago
orange box xbox 360
kidgallagher 2 years ago
PLzzz tell me how do we wear the suit at 3:23 ?? I tried so many times but can't. Im playing this game on a pc what key you have to press??
bilal5rock 2 years ago
press "e" right near the suit... god man
Gogeta002 2 years ago
You don't you run into it and you put it on automatically, that must mean you're missing a file or it's malfunctioned. Try reinstalling the game.
Canyouseemesucker 2 years ago
just walk over it dude. -.-
idaidaida 2 years ago
Me: What humpers?
Barney:FREAKING HEADHUMPERS!!!!!!!
serdarguy12 2 years ago
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Goofyskater131 2 years ago
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Goofyskater131 2 years ago
it looks like Lamar found his way into the highway 17 chapter.
ASUSG50kid 2 years ago
''It's your pet, the FREAKING HEADHUMPER''
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago
how much GHz have you?
renejgr70 2 years ago
Can you do a run on Decay on PC.
JackRed666 2 years ago
is half life 2 longer than half life 2 :episode 1 and 2???
gerrardanfield 2 years ago
yup waaaay longer
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago
0:53 Dr. Kleiner. There is clearly NOTHING in there.
TinnedWaffles 2 years ago
"What cat?"
a cat Barney and Izzy tried to test the teleport with
the HL2 Beta version reveals that Barney had to 'turn the thing inside out to make sure it was a cat.'
so yeah...tele-kitty didn't turn out so well.
ThinksWithPortals 2 years ago
when i say that crow bar there ewe bells in my head it was like... OMFGWTFHAX!!! AWSOME!!!!!!!!!
GeassAlchemist 2 years ago
sumthing is up with my game i cant get the suit on
i press e (use) but it doesnt work :P
Fluffernutter3000 2 years ago
try just walking up to it
cardinalvengen 2 years ago
damn I never understood half life:-(
fatmanontherun 2 years ago
wat kind of soda machine is that it leads to a lab wat if a want some soda
damitztommy 2 years ago
she typt in a special code:P
dragon10y 2 years ago
i want this game allready
thevandyvan 2 years ago
damn lammar is stupid!
omnidroid200 2 years ago 4
because this is very very long
redmoonray74 2 years ago
is it a game or a movie ?
redmoonray74 2 years ago
lammarr pwnage lol
greendayrox12 2 years ago 3
can you play hl2 with wine on linux?
oh and can you play it also with controller? with a mod or something like that?
ReaperThe13 2 years ago
r the controlls good 4 the computer...
and 4 sum reason i cant for the life of me find the singing vortigaunt in the water bit.
ColonelGraph 2 years ago
Lamarr fails 2:38
puttelutt 2 years ago 3
lol no wonder Valve ALWAYS use the same sounds for their games
AllanKun47 2 years ago
lamar :P
way2muchjava 2 years ago 5
"It's your pet, the freakin head hopper!"
Naxyr 2 years ago 2
Actually he says, "It's your pet the freakin head humper!" XD
SubaruOfTheTriad 2 years ago
harmonic reflux ftw!
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RyanLDay 2 years ago
lol valves theme at 3:24
gmankiller81 2 years ago
well its cool :) valve makes nice music
AllanKun47 2 years ago 2
I love it when Barney says "I can't look."
Axlkill 2 years ago
this took a giant leap in the game engine from the original HL
grandtheftsearcher 2 years ago 3
I love the HL2 Engine used. Look at their emotions and everything its sooo awesome! You can't find anything like that in another game...
BboyFootstep 2 years ago 2
Why is it called "Red Letter Day"?
akeel456 2 years ago 2
A red letter day is any day that's important for whatever reason.
JamesLeit 2 years ago
Barney: that's what yousaid last time
Alex:uh yea about that cat lol
likeyoucarebitch 2 years ago 7
I cant get in the fucking suit
crevent45 2 years ago
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lol the headcrab teleported... thats how th zombie apocolypse began, i guess =]
asafk8 2 years ago
No it's not.
TheGreatVax 2 years ago
u play on minim ?:))
weezyalex 2 years ago
Those teleportations between multiple areas are sort of a trademark in the Half-Life series.
UltimateAnimeGamer 2 years ago
"I can see your MIT education really pays for it self"
lol he just plugged the cable .
GTXMAN 2 years ago
Barney's sound at 3:15. UHHHHAAAAAUUGGGH! LOL
noslipgrip89 2 years ago
rofl i heard you computer in the background XD
dog5244 2 years ago
lol. Probably him starting the recorder from a USB source.
Danny55022 2 years ago
I get it now! Lamar was Dr. Klieners cat and he use her to test the teleporter and she fused with a headcrab hiding at Eli's lab. :O lol
Avatarfan117 2 years ago 3
oh fiddle sticks what now??
giizismukwa2 2 years ago
head crab companion FTW LOL
giizismukwa2 2 years ago
A red letter day...May Day? lol
TOEPIKAR 2 years ago
what cat?
venum4k 2 years ago