A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
could you phase out the helium voices? I have trouble understanding them. I think maybe one video in a hundred could have helium voices, the rest, not.
omg man, i suddenly know who you remind me of! jason staatham, a bloke in a load of british gangster movies like 'lock stock and two smoking barrels'!
omg man, i suddenly know who you remind me of! jason staatham, a bloke in a load of british gangster movies like 'lock stock and two smoking barrels'!
Sciatica is sort of a generic (all-in-one) term. When something may be happening to the sciatic nerve that goes through your spine they call it sciatica. I have it and it is due to a bulging dics in my back. It could be caused by any number of things though... so yeah...it may not be a huge deal. It could only be a tight muscle.
Naw, Nalts; this was excellent and quite relevant. You might've needed a little bit more set-up to explain how "shield laws" are being overturned, First Amendment and Free Speech Rights are at risk.
You actually do stuff like this for work!? Very cool.
Sciatica was my call, too. Hot baths and stretching.
def NOt what i thought it wouldda been (bc of the title) it threw me for a loop to see children in this vid... Because u know w a title like that, it will be listed by the porn n whatnot..
Not bashing ur work though ~~ u just threw me off is all..
When the video started I was expecting to see Bob Woodward blowing Carl Bernstein. Wait, that would never happen. Woodward's ego is way too big. It would have been Bernstein on his knees.
We meet when I was doing this stint as a taxi driver in New York City and he had a panic attack, he was freaking out yelling there are too many people /cabs in New York
Anyway at the end of the trip he thanked me for putting up with him and since I promise never to tell anyone we became real good friends. But you chickened out and change the title of this video so I can not bring my self to recommend you to my friend Lauren
WOAH! I just tried to watch this and when I put it on High Quality, the video didn't play but YT started Brain-Farting very technological sounding sounds...
He's back YouTuber's, he's back!! We can all breathe a sigh of relief that Nalts is done being weird and is back too being funny. My favorite part was the ridiculous flashlights and the Notary in the trunk but I'm easy to please.
"You know what? That's just a little unreasonable!"
Wow. Such a great line, you had to say it twice. The second time was a little different and even more dramatic, for emphasis! You are a master thespian!
You needed more flashlights. You needed a headband mounted flash light and two under his arms. Then maybe another flash light between his legs with another held with his knees. Could have had two or three in each hand.
Basically it needed to be pushed over the top, could have been better that way.
I think that's how I'm going to set up my next video, "This really stinks, so, okay, here it is." Takes all the fun out of slamming your video if you do it for me. I feel...so...empty.
i am trying to get more science museums on youtube. i presented it in a conference session as an educational piece about interacting with the community...and it worked great!
hahahahaa
xmobster5 3 years ago
He he I loled
missuscake 3 years ago
nice wig on the guy at the end...lol
battim 3 years ago
Nice goatee.
nerdzrooldotcom 3 years ago
It's funny if you're reading Norman Pearlstine's new book "Off The Record." Hey, I bet more than one YouTuber is reading it.
JayKHazen 3 years ago
LOL
that was funni, i think im gonna subcribe..
OH what the heck
*subcribes*
Trixxycola1 3 years ago
haha i actually liked it even if it wasnt funny (tho i thought it was:) -)
hartnell114 3 years ago
ha ha i love it when you do that voice thing !!
craftycards 3 years ago 2
I thought it was funny. Especially the notary in the trunk.
the5regularguys 3 years ago 2
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
fainer95 3 years ago
Ha! Awesome as usual! :o)
xjasongarciax 3 years ago
Yeah, I did think it was good...I just don't get the parody part...I'm probably too young (I googled "All the President's Men" 1976 movie? lol)
Addue 3 years ago
hehe, no wonder why they have to make up their sources:P
ThomasIsTired 3 years ago
yes, it was too, funny!
could you phase out the helium voices? I have trouble understanding them. I think maybe one video in a hundred could have helium voices, the rest, not.
ElderHostile 3 years ago
Nalts, you changed the title from Deep Throat parody, what gives, were you getting porn comments? LOL
boobtubious 3 years ago
It was so funny! o(^-^)o
EnchantinFlower 3 years ago
Pretty effin sweet! I loved that movie. I was amazed when he revealed himself a year or two ago.
missdivinestalls 3 years ago
Notary in the trunk! How convenient! Actually it was funny... in a strange sort of way!
blackturtleus 3 years ago 3
I thought it was pretty good
ZeroPunkDreamer 3 years ago
ah yes...ok..lol..;)
insanenaltsfanEE 3 years ago
Yeah it was funny. Loved the flashlights.
MuggleSam 3 years ago
that's funny uncle kev, i also keep my notary in the truck of my car.
-and here i thought i was the only one!
later,
XEM
myWORLDizDIGITAL 3 years ago
Nope, that WAS funny. x3
ShadeC4 3 years ago
word
robert2bfootball 3 years ago
I liked it but I don't know anything about Deep Throat.
snotpokkit 3 years ago
You should do more stuff like this. Takes a bit more effort, but yeah, fun stuff.
mastergunner99 3 years ago
(ಠ_ಠ)
jcrist 3 years ago
When is are going to be in a Hollywood production?
dhawg75 3 years ago
I thought it was funny!
gmswife 3 years ago
It was more of a satire than a true comedy, funny but meaningful
SusannaEOB1 3 years ago
hahah i loved it
FanfareForFreaks 3 years ago
I've never seen Deep Throat. That porn was before my time.
ZackScott 3 years ago
I've never seen Deep Throat. That porn movie was before my time.
ZackScott 3 years ago
I've never seen Deep Throat. That porn movie was before my time.
ZackScott 3 years ago
Not one of your better video offerings. No biggie, with diamonds comes lotsa useless rock. Next!
HLuna52180 3 years ago
NALT.....
5 STARS!
rslambert 3 years ago
Trunk notary. Pick up yours today!
1938superman 3 years ago
omg man, i suddenly know who you remind me of! jason staatham, a bloke in a load of british gangster movies like 'lock stock and two smoking barrels'!
izzardfan 3 years ago
omg man, i suddenly know who you remind me of! jason staatham, a bloke in a load of british gangster movies like 'lock stock and two smoking barrels'!
izzardfan 3 years ago
I lol'ed twice
todieandwither 3 years ago
Wow nalts, you're a GREAT actor. Your partner sure is, too.
Greetings from Germany =)
Sickoflifebandleader 3 years ago
Sciatica is sort of a generic (all-in-one) term. When something may be happening to the sciatic nerve that goes through your spine they call it sciatica. I have it and it is due to a bulging dics in my back. It could be caused by any number of things though... so yeah...it may not be a huge deal. It could only be a tight muscle.
pixiesticxchix 3 years ago
great funny face at the end!
htmlbandit 3 years ago
NOtary in the trunk!!! Priceless :D
alwayzblu 3 years ago
i love the notary in the trunk
LOL
santoinette 3 years ago
"You can call me deep throat" "Eugh Gross!"
CowMuffins 3 years ago
EDBASSMASTER IS THE GREATEST!!!
n00bm3ist3r 3 years ago
It was a good try, I appreciate your ummm... enthusiasm
silverwing2332 3 years ago
(in a deep voice) This is on the hush down low...but I got inside sources that tell me Nalts plays with dolls.
(in high pitch giggle) lol lol lol
crescentfoot 3 years ago
Yeah, I guess I really don't get the title either. The term "deep throat" that I've heard is not what this was.
Addue 3 years ago
least you have the wisdom to admit it wasnt funny. Wisdom?
TheDailyMonk 3 years ago
I have nothing to say about this video yet feel compelled to leave a comment regardless. It made me smile I guess.
cutelittlekitty1613 3 years ago
Love the flashlights. Everytime the camera goes back to him, he has more, haha.
AllieIsBored 3 years ago
: )
islandGAL7 3 years ago
That flashlight gag was pretty funny.
nate3po 3 years ago
i liked it...made me laugh
aicfan85 3 years ago
I giggled
monicavm 3 years ago
Naw, Nalts; this was excellent and quite relevant. You might've needed a little bit more set-up to explain how "shield laws" are being overturned, First Amendment and Free Speech Rights are at risk.
You actually do stuff like this for work!? Very cool.
Sciatica was my call, too. Hot baths and stretching.
MrChief101 3 years ago
spend a little more time o making your videos man
swatts100 3 years ago
def NOt what i thought it wouldda been (bc of the title) it threw me for a loop to see children in this vid... Because u know w a title like that, it will be listed by the porn n whatnot..
Not bashing ur work though ~~ u just threw me off is all..
Bless
Proshka
Proshka 3 years ago
most people think deep throat was a porn movie.why did he take paper towls out of his car?
dusty0732 3 years ago
This is like the movie "All the President's Men". Right down to the parking garage. I think it's one of the best American movies.
robinheil 3 years ago
Was Funny!
wildbrain03 3 years ago
as in advertising, not every idea works! e for effort though.
marshvernet 3 years ago
When the video started I was expecting to see Bob Woodward blowing Carl Bernstein. Wait, that would never happen. Woodward's ego is way too big. It would have been Bernstein on his knees.
sukatra 3 years ago
Well I gotta chuckle out of it. Good Job!
deathrockmom 3 years ago
expectations, crushed.
GlItCh017 3 years ago
that guy has some wicked awesome hair!
Steve92183 3 years ago
Steve, thanks!! Wish it was mine:)
edbassmaster 3 years ago
expected parody of the classic porn, fail
sunpocket 3 years ago
deep throat means something totally different where i come from......:|
ImoAsta 3 years ago
i don't understand any of it
pokoyomans 3 years ago
i cant rele understand the vioce in da begining
halobattle360 3 years ago
I dug it...good stuff gents.
nbwulf 3 years ago
haha/1 i actually found it to be quite funny , nalts!
GRIZZLEYPRODUCTIONS 3 years ago
both you guys are hilarious!
derekstheman2121 3 years ago
Oh crap, it's THAT Deep Throat. I was expecting the other one.
Sammerkona 3 years ago
ROFL.
hoodiejames 3 years ago
Thats Earl and he is also dumpydoo or something like that, aka mumbles. Right?
fuccer55505 3 years ago
Fuccer, yes!! Mumbles
edbassmaster 3 years ago
"A" for effort.
I mean 5 stars.
luvthecanadian 3 years ago
It was slightly amusing! It was! ... and Ed in your videos ROCKS!
PokeAsheep 3 years ago
sorry man not funny but it doesn't matter because"Its not your Fault" we love you anyways......I love seeing you and Ed in videos!!
soundrone 3 years ago
AKA MUMBLES!
fuccer55505 3 years ago
ha ha...... you know !!!!!!!whats up dude!
soundrone 3 years ago
Reminded me of the movie Dick which wass hilarious.
mavinajfan 3 years ago
You suck
BenTile 3 years ago
that was directed at wifflechunk10
BenTile 3 years ago
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Ben Tile agrees! Nalts sucks!
wifflechunk10 3 years ago
u suck wifflechunk
ARP3 3 years ago 4
you suck wifflechunk i like Nalts hes good
BenTile 3 years ago 2
NALTS SUCKS
wifflechunk10 3 years ago
as does your mother
NothingAtAllSpecial 3 years ago
What the hells that pole doing sticking out of the front of the bus.
paul1967uk 3 years ago
it veers the kids away from the front of the bus so the driver can see them
NothingAtAllSpecial 3 years ago
Thanks, we would never have that over here, it would be a health and safety issue, to stop kids getting spiked by it.
paul1967uk 3 years ago
Haha
stublo2 3 years ago
lol nice ....
Madmatt18 3 years ago
Try different or less music Kevin. Something goofy and punch up the editing. Good concept.
JimmerSD 3 years ago
I just had a Fargo flashback. I think it was the parking lot and that creepy dark haired dude. Oh and maybe perhaps that thing in the trunk lol
Pippilly 3 years ago
I like the THREE flashlights!
katalina2007 3 years ago
I really enjoyed it. The acting was solid.
moviegasm 3 years ago
I enjoyed it.
mcase1013 3 years ago
You know, some duct tape might take care of that chipmunk problem. It's a miracle.
Ieyusa 3 years ago
was this done at dusk or dawn, i think it would have been funnier if it was at dawn :)
summerfae 3 years ago
lol. nice.
rockergirlhannah 3 years ago
i thought it was mildly humorous :D love ya nalts
Enoki2487 3 years ago
Maybe I should watch this after I take my meds.
Chiama tua madre!
P.S. I'm not a nun yet
NutCheese 3 years ago
"And they wonder why I need to keep making up me sources" - LOL
kellingc 3 years ago
lol nice, 5 stars
owennerd88 3 years ago
OK the Notary in the trunk wasn't at all funny. I mean, doesn't everyone keep one in there?
Michelle5451 3 years ago
lol @ the notary in the trunk.
KimOsh72 3 years ago
I thought the part with the parrot and monkey were HILLARIOUS. How did you get johnny depp to dress up as Ed bassmaster? thats HAWT!
themightythor1212 3 years ago
haha, man... all those flashlights, hilarious!
kubrickfan72 3 years ago
I liked the Deep Throat parody
It is much better than whats on SNL
Notary in the trunk -- that guy comes prepared
UtubeFreshman 3 years ago
Will you please tell Lauren Michaels?
nalts 3 years ago
Funny you say that him & I are good friends!
We meet when I was doing this stint as a taxi driver in New York City and he had a panic attack, he was freaking out yelling there are too many people /cabs in New York
Anyway at the end of the trip he thanked me for putting up with him and since I promise never to tell anyone we became real good friends. But you chickened out and change the title of this video so I can not bring my self to recommend you to my friend Lauren
;}juskidding
UtubeFreshman 3 years ago
Great vid, Nalts.
There are a few people here on YouTube that could be writers. You are one of them.
Just an opinion :)
deansig 3 years ago
Wow. Thanks. Maybe you just mean I should be benind the camera. ;)
nalts 3 years ago
Not at all. I really dig your average-guyness (I hope you don't take that the wrong way).
I think it adds a hint of believability to some of your unbelievable antics. Make sense?
deansig 3 years ago
haha! Very creative!!
hannahdemarco 3 years ago
WOAH! I just tried to watch this and when I put it on High Quality, the video didn't play but YT started Brain-Farting very technological sounding sounds...
VeryWittyName 3 years ago
Programmers are stoned again
nalts 3 years ago
that was really good. Edbassmaster is great in this also.
DeltaKungfu 3 years ago
i want those shoes in the beggining!
ETMBproductions 3 years ago
Renetto warned me about "old people" shoes
nalts 3 years ago
but they are amazing!! mine are plaid :D:D
ETMBproductions 3 years ago
Great camera work!..lol..you truly need your own sitcom.
CaptainRock 3 years ago 2
What it lacked in comedy, I think, it made up for in cinematography. Actually I was watching waverlyfilms and getting total cinema envy.
nalts 3 years ago
Good stuff!!
south301976 3 years ago
He's back YouTuber's, he's back!! We can all breathe a sigh of relief that Nalts is done being weird and is back too being funny. My favorite part was the ridiculous flashlights and the Notary in the trunk but I'm easy to please.
Furnifur 3 years ago 2
I keep a notary in my trunk
nalts 3 years ago
Minivan's don't have trunks
Furnifur 3 years ago
Minivans don't have apostrophes ever.
OH SNAP!
*runs away*
bocketroom 3 years ago
Minivans don't have apostrophes ever.
OH SNAP!
*runs away*
bocketroom 3 years ago
Oh poo, double postage.
bocketroom 3 years ago
oh no I've been so humiliated by my bad spelling I'll go hide now.
Furnifur 3 years ago
YA U GOO HYDE NOWW LOL!
bocketroom 3 years ago
The titles says it all, this is comedy! 5* And my goodluck!
krazykizza 3 years ago
Thanks. :)
nalts 3 years ago
I thought it was funny, Nalts.
MattandCory 3 years ago
I liked it... it was funny... and you clean up well.
sillysillytom 3 years ago
"You know what? That's just a little unreasonable!"
Wow. Such a great line, you had to say it twice. The second time was a little different and even more dramatic, for emphasis! You are a master thespian!
JimmyWasTooGood4U 3 years ago
Oh... um... that's called bad editing
nalts 3 years ago
It was funny in a "uber law nerd funny" sort of way.
eckstea 3 years ago 2
I thought it was funny :)
jodileerenshaw 3 years ago
You needed more flashlights. You needed a headband mounted flash light and two under his arms. Then maybe another flash light between his legs with another held with his knees. Could have had two or three in each hand.
Basically it needed to be pushed over the top, could have been better that way.
slow88LX 3 years ago
But what about the comedy rule of three?
nalts 3 years ago
that guy was creepy
ZeroSky 3 years ago
Nalts, is something wrong with your willvideoforfood website? I tried to go to it, but Internet Explorer cannot display the page.
Loved the parody!
LeeshaHarvey 3 years ago
Oh no. I probably didn't pay the hosting fee again.
nalts 3 years ago
I think that's how I'm going to set up my next video, "This really stinks, so, okay, here it is." Takes all the fun out of slamming your video if you do it for me. I feel...so...empty.
har har
winger1212 3 years ago
Sometimes I have to drop the bar for the 2% of YouTube that can't compete with my comedy.
nalts 3 years ago
That Tolle's really working wonders, huh? hahaha
winger1212 3 years ago
I think the one thing that boosted it's rating was that it was another Nalts Colab :P
JustStuff 3 years ago
it was good!
toreadoroflove 3 years ago
It was ok.
Ed's awesome though.
mjmccul 3 years ago
I thought it was really funny! I particularly enjoyed Ed's enourmous addendum and then there was those three flashlights!!
calo54 3 years ago
I love telling the age of your videos through the stages your "face rat" (rest in peace) went through.
bocketroom 3 years ago
The danger of shaving the face. Or the head.
nalts 3 years ago
Shaving the head, eh?
That is something that I will never be prepared to do. I'm so fond of my hair, it's like it's a part of me.
bocketroom 3 years ago
omg! did people in the conference laugh? i played your youtube etiquette video for museum people and they loved it!
videochick770 3 years ago
They did? My videos usually flop in public (hence the intro, which is up on stagingofbob username).
nalts 3 years ago
i am trying to get more science museums on youtube. i presented it in a conference session as an educational piece about interacting with the community...and it worked great!
videochick770 3 years ago
hee hee hee... :)
ElithiaDragonrider 3 years ago
I was thinkin you were going to dress up as an adventure person,...
Aand stuff.
MikeWysong 3 years ago
THe woman newscaster?
nalts 3 years ago
lol i thought it was Very funny!!
jjojjo77 3 years ago
Nice green stripey shirt, nalts. Yes I notice things like that.
shaneissohot 3 years ago
I'm staring at it as I type.
nalts 3 years ago
god! how many vids did you and ed make?
i wanted to get in on one in philly, but idk if you're still gonna do one.
uTubegangsters 3 years ago
Me likey Ed.
nalts 3 years ago
That was funny, sorta. You just need more.
KIRKIN2112 3 years ago
i loved it
angierds 3 years ago
lol!!
kj6ythgfg 3 years ago
It was kind of funny.
SmileOnADog 3 years ago
Oh my gosh, I was right about your sister, and I think I got her age right, too. I hope I win the prize!
knibbles1882 3 years ago
hahahahah nalts how do you stay so origonal with that many videos????