D.L. Hughley has made me laugh my ass off at times, but after seeing several of his specials, i wonder if he can he do anything besides compare the differences between white and black people? Jeff Foxworthy has 'you might be a redneck if...', D.L. Hughley has 'black people do this, white people do that'. (I'm a black person who moved from Nigeria 20 years ago BTW) Chris Rock is my favorite comedian. He criticizes everyone equally.
This is his BEST stand up!! Especially the end where they play the al green in the back ground.always makes me laugh & eyes rain.cuz almost everything he says we did.tv on top of tv.wash cloth as a stopper.water in ketchup...Damn those were the glory days.
Why are people on here having all these damn political debates over a comedy segment?? One thing that's fucked up with the internet is that people have all this unnecessary "dialect" with each other hiding behind a computer screen, but in real life, no one fucking talks to each other. If all you "good" people would interact and have stand up discussions "face to face" with actual people , then maybe we would not have so many fucking problems, because we would better understand each other..
@kwkable11 You're absolutely tootley right! Some of the people at my job could be the same people talking shit about black people but be all friendly in your face at work or at least act all civil to you in person.
black people love animals too but lets be fuckin honest. White people are the only ones who really lick their dogs in the mouth and invest more money on a dog than themselves . WHte people get mad when they get talked about but yet still when comedians like liza lampenalli talk shit about blacks its so funny. She even used the word "nigger" in one of her standups. Get over it cause whites talk more shit and and have more hate in them than blacks do.
Mannn STFU wth the complaining this man is HiLARIOUS!! So funny how you people will stand and watch a person beat a child and not say a DAMN thing..but let somebody hit a dog and yall wanna call the fire department..the poilce..and the damn swat team.
White people like to fuck their dogs in coker Alabama Samuel earl sims was caught raping a dog I bet all the white people who hate mike vick will not say shit about that thoe
Some of these comments are outright retarded.DL was born in 1963,a black man,I was born 1964,I'm white.I lived in a mixed racial neighborhood so I can relate.He has said countless times his comedy is from his experiences.He has also presumed people are smart enough to know in order to be funny you have to relate the extremes.Here for example,he was born into a family of many and relates to the cleavers type from leave it to beaver.This si funny as hell.Comedy...get it? Lighten up people.
Putting "black people white people" in the description of a DL Hughley stand-up routine is like putting "It's hot!" in a description of a video about the sun.
those starving in Africa are @ war. Most Africans like Mexicans etc come to America for better opportunities / the American dream. All immigrants in America have come here for one reason or the other, starving is the least of them. Even right here in American there are black people who are starving, who cannot afford one meal a day and their kids have to rely on food banks and school meals. That misconception that all Africans are starving or are poor is only kids stuff.
@Casperthedopestghost Honey understand UNCLE RUCKUS is a cartoon character.Why do you think they never reward him anything?That's why he lives a shity life.And really that shows when your that ignorant about a color of a skin you have the WORST luck of life ever which is good for people who act like that.There are some REAL people in this world that act like that and its sad.Thank you for understanding.
He wasn't advocating animal cruelty.He was stating the condition that many poor ppl with animals go through.They love them but can't afford to take them to the vet.Shit, when I was a kid, my parents couldn't afford to take us to the dr's everytime we hurt ourselves.Like Chris Rock said,"put some "Tussin' on it."My dad thought that green alchohol,peroxcide & Bactine was a cure-all.They were old-school and that's all they knew.Unless you've walked in those shoes, u can will understand.
@Downtowncb1 Very well said mate... u basically said exactly what i was gonna say.. most of my illnesses as a child were "cured" with a herbal drink or a plaster. lol.. n its not because my mom didnt care but she just couldnt afford doctor visits all the time, let alone visits to the vet for Rover. lol. I think its more about finance than about race cuz i kno black people who do that shit but they're well off and can afford it. But hey, its comedy - who cares, right?
Its just a joke ofcourse there are a bunch of black people i know and also since im black myself would take very good care of there animals. Cant you people just watch a comedy show and not bitch avout every little detial?
Why does this only have 200,000 views when every damn Katt Williams video has over 3 million.....smh ppl dnt kno tru comedy anymore cuz D.L. is a tru King of Comedy
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Well well, there u have it folks. Finally, FINALLY, ppl who reveal their racism so openly instead of hiding it behind pseudo-deep issues like animals rights, while still tryna front like they're culturally-conscious and can "understand what u minorities are going thru, really!" it's becoming more apparent to me that these ppl - along with their self-hating Uncle-Tom followers of color - are so disconnected from the world we live in, its disgusting. i'm sure they'd want "peaceful coexistence" w/
(con't) animals while eradicating all the nonwhite races that "prevents" this pathetic utopia of theirs. Same sh!t, different decade folks! Don't sleep on the racism that's STILL existent!
@ SHOCKelectrik: JUST COS BLACKS DONT trip over their animals like whites dont mean we r mean. r u better? nope! just means u hv less important things to worry abt.
how do heck do u expect a Black person who might b financially down 2 tk a dog 2an hospital? y do u spend all that money on animals rather than people!! doesnt mean u're nice just stupid
Whites r nice to animals cos thatz d only friend u have. People dont like u. but animals u provide for them and the love is unconditional
everyone who is born rightfully owns everything they breathe in, everything they are required to eat and drink, everything that lets them live to their bodies potential and maximum.
OTHER PEOPLE take it away.
this world is full of shit, the people in it are full of shit, stop arguing boring bag of shit points with people. and stop using the word deluded/delusion, its like the word hypocrite, it should not be used because the word is full of shit.
You sound like Uncle Ruckus. How blissfully ignorant do you have to be to not understand why people would want to leave Africa. You think they wanna chill with us? Theyre fucking starving and dont give me this shit about its their fault because Africa has been fucked up since white people colonized it, the people who live there now have virtually no control.
Black people dont care about animals? Thats just stupid. I know black families that love their pets just as much as any white family.
@Casperthedopestghost Yeah, let's just blame whitey. We've never seen that before. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't South Africa start going to hell as soon as the whites lost their rules over it?
u wanna talk about delusion true delusion as in when ure talking SHIT that isnt true lets talk about white people and animals.
white people are POWER hungry. its not fucking unconditional love u moron.
we want to be in control, in charge of creatures. there is a rabbit in my back garden my dad bought for my little sister 6 years ago. I am the one who feeds him, and i regularly think bout letting him free, its such a crap existence just sittin there. but hell die in this harsh world.
I mean don't even get me started on clothes. The whole reason 'SINS' exist and things like INDECENT EXPOSURE is because of clothes. We are made to be naked and maybe our race has lost its body hair over the years BECAUSE of our reliance on clothes. Think of it, there is no SIN if we are all naked. There is not even the word 'naked' it would just be normal.
There would be no strange sexual urges, no fantasies, everything would be LIVED. And now i must shut up because im wearing jeans.
we can tell a LOT aobut people by the reaction their genitalia has to a situation, it would save our race A L O T of time if we were all naked and relaxed about it. Using clothes to keep warm is understandable but it's been blown WAY out of control fashion industries materialism etc...
I wish racism would stop, but its obvious ignorant people like to go on the internet and start irrlevant arguments. Be humble. Anyway this is d l's best stand up.
They increase your voting rights proved u are not equal why is that whites dnt have to get there voting rights increased?bcuz u are not a citizen WAKE UP NEGRO
Crash - This is one of a series of completely ridiculous statements you seem to continually make. Voting rights in America have changed drastically as this culture, and western culture in general, continue to develop better values. Women could not vote for a long time as well. Would that mean our president is not a citizen? When you get tired of feeling sorry for your self try waking up and making something with your life as a person, not a person of color.
People care WAY too much about the they importance they feel attributed to their race. The pigment of your skin is an evolutionary trait not a better or worse biological scenario. I truly believe race in this country is a cultural trait, not genetic. Do white people instinctively act they way Hughley states in this video? NO! Do blacks? NO! We are the products of our environment and should be treated as such. We are all just freaking people.
Like I said if we were equal to whites there would be no need to extend our voting rights.White ppl dont need to have theirs extended why do we have to have our extended if we were citizens Obam is not of slave descent he is a African/Whiteman who's related to bush and Cheney not all ppl of colour are the same race sort a speak
So your implying that blacks dont act like humans huh?I guess sleeping with dogs and beastialty is an acception in the white so called race huh?
Lets not forget were not the ones every race looks at as a barberic nation colonizing destroying every living creature on this planet down to nature/Whites arent in any moral stage to be judging ppls character your history and present doesnt consist of any righteousness
racism=to choose your ethnic factor to be superior of another
I believe Black ppl are better and are more civilised we have just been taught tocarry the characteristics of our opressors we were not desighned to be gangstas we were taught plus I love my race so I guess I'am racist like all ppl
how old is u 4real, read what u sayin man. aint nuthin rong wit bein proud of ya race but all that slavery shit is done with. yea it hpnd were supposed 2 try 2 forgive what hpnd but never forget it. u may not b racist but ur very ignorant about your views
CrashArtSkillz, I agree with everything you have said except your view that blacks are somehow more civilized. A brief look at history and the condition of black nations as compared to white nations disproves that argument.
Historically, the white man has been the most "civilized" person on the world and has used his talent and ability to spread civilization throughout the world.
Of course blacks are taught to hate the white man and to covet everything he has, this in turn creates white racism
whyte ppl i hate u cuz u all racist, u pale as hell, u fuckin stupid, u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb, ur fat, u look like marshmallows, u look like gluesticks, u close minded, u jus straight up bitch, u all like fishin for sum reason, u all have dogs, u think u a good race when u ain't even human, u look ugly as hell, u a disgrace, u think u know bout niggas so much when u don't, u all got faggot ass voices, u all gay, u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it
well maybe you should move back to africa and starve and be in the middle of genocide. if thats the way you think black people don't belong in hip hop either because black people wouldn't even have electricity without white people. You obviously aren't taking advantage of the education white people provide you so go back. You will not be missed.
p.s. not to all black people. Just ignorant ones like 9342301 here.
Wow you're an illiterate fucker aren't you. Everyone is racist, just no one can proudly admit that they have racial pride, unless you're black or brown. How can we not stereotype you, did you even read before you posted this shit? We're definitely human, we didn't come from monkeys like your kind, we were made by God. Whites don't like hiphop, in fact we don't like wiggers either.
white countries are "successful" because of their willingness to destroy other nations and cultures with no remorse. Revise your definition of civilized, because enslaving and murdering innocent people for ones benefit isn't it. By the way, why are we years from extinction? Because the warlike nature of whites. They infected the whole world with it, and now we are quickly approaching nuclear holocaust. there are so many ways that i can shut your argument down with ease, do your research.
Laugh, you think whites are the only peoples who have enslaved others? Boy you have such a twisted worldview.
The negro slave trade was started by North African Moors. Thats right, the slave trade started by muslim moors and was ended by white protestant Christians. In Africa there is nothing but killing and warfare. You cannot blame that all solely on the white man. You think other races (such as asians) never practiced war or imperialism? Perhaps you are the one who needs to do some research.
um no i do not think whites are the only ones. the difference is the brutality and savage inhumanity with which they treated their slaves. you really need to read up, in Africa, slaves were given the same food as their masters, treated as equals pretty much, not like livestock, they sold slaves to white men without knowledge of their savage nature. Read up...
There are of course many stories of awful brutality regarding the American slave trade but what they are not telling you in the schools (indoctrination centers) are the examples of white slave-masters treating their slaves with kindness, dignity and mercy. Also note that it was WHITES who fought and died (and were murdered) by others white in order to end the slave trade.
How dare you sugarcoat the mass capture and enslavement of western Africans. They were captured in nets, their families killed as only the strong were kept as slaves. The European BOUGHT (Paid for) the captured Africans fair and square. The islamists and others who had originally captured them could care less how they were treated as slaves, they only wished to make a buck selling out their own people into slavery.
Want to talk about inhumanity? Then talk about the way African blacks spent/d their whole lives naked and would eat each other.
Look at what is happening in South Africa today, whites are being murder and raped daily and their houses burnt to the ground by communists blacks. In spite of this, South Africa is still the most civilized and productive of the black nations because of the historical white protestant and jewish prescence.
lmao come at me with some facts please, not that dumb shit. and your talking about south africa? white people came into africa and took their land and also enslaved them, you seriously cant even approach me in this subject, you clearly don't have enough knowledge.
Haha, they never "enslaved them". In fact, South Africans have the highest living standard of any African nation because of all the whites there. Whites bring industry and civilization.
Also diamond cutting is a very precise and specialized trade carried out only by highly trained jewish (Israeli diamond cutters are the best in the world) and white diamond cutters.
Either way, those diamonds are going to have to come into the hands of skilled white laborers if they were ever going to be cut and made of any value.
yeah, i suppose no other races could learn that skill. We know that they don't have the strength, endurance or skill to mine them.What value does a diamond have if its used as a ring?
What value did a diamond have to pre-white Africa where the only "currency" in use was an ox or a chicken??
Sure other "races" could learn the use of the inventions of the white man. Why do you think it is that peoples from all over the world go to white nations to be schooled and educated??
Why don't you try giving the white man a little bit of credit.
COS WHITE PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE BOOKS. lol The world glows white we don't need any credit. We are a race with power in mind if a white man wants anything in this world if he tries hard enough he'll get it. It's no problem being white.
This stuff is just for jokes, I think racism toward white people is funny, white people feel things like jealousy in the strangest of places and it feels like damn it's about TIME ITS OUR TURN to be bullied cos of our race LOL
Yet the communist South Africans prance through the streets singing songs about killing white people. In this they are joined by that communist British Knight of Malta and servant of the queen and pope, Nelson Mandela.
Wow. your missing the whole point. what drove them to such hate for the white man? its right in front of your face. im done. this isnt even worthy to be called an argument. too easy.
They use the hate and jealously of the coveting black community to attack the middle class of the world. This way they can destroy the (mostly white) middle class and return us to the dark ages where there is only the rule of the elite noble oligarchs.
Some tribes have different understandings of the universe for instance I believe that our bodies are universes filled with perceptive creatures coiled up into dimensions we are not permitted to see with our eyes and the rate of matter we can percieve.
I think without the morality issues of eating a human (created by white people for no reason other than 'i dont like it') it would be HONOUR to allow a fallen friend's inner universes time within your body. And naked.... come on... clothes are..
I am talking about civilization, meaning the arts and sciences, invention, language, culture and morality. In this the white is unsurpassed. Whenever you use a modern appliance you know you can thank a white man for inventing it, like the computer you are currently using for example.
Wake up you drone, leave the "hate the white man" religion of materialistic modernism.
you want to talk sciences? the Egyptians TAUGHT the Greeks math. ENOUGH SAID. like i said, do your research. by the way, the white man has taken so many concepts and inventions from other people its not even funny. where would they be without the Chinese right now?
First of all, the Egyptians were caucasianoids. Perhaps not what we would consider "white" but they were north African caucasianoids (such as Berbers, Arabs etc).
So you think there is no brutality in black and oriental history? WAKE UP!
Believe it or not, not all American slaves were treated that badly, some actually had father-son relations with their slavemasters and slept in the same houses as their "slavemasters" and went to church with them etc.
But if an alligator gets one of my kids...that's pretty much God's Will right there LMAO
Play3tt3 5 days ago
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blacks should not own animals. D.l. Is right.
Mmmmmpire 1 week ago
This is Hughleys best performance. Fuck all the Sensitive ass Black ppl on here Commenting. Dont watch his videos if u dont like his Material.
QBez1 1 month ago
PPL NEED TO CHILL. SERIOUSLY. IT'S JUST COMEDY! RELAX!
shay1992ify 1 month ago
There must be a reason I never heard of this guy, yes he's just not funny!
johnnyprescott 1 month ago
26 people won't take there dog for THAT ride!!
kingdamienb 1 month ago
D.L. Hughley has made me laugh my ass off at times, but after seeing several of his specials, i wonder if he can he do anything besides compare the differences between white and black people? Jeff Foxworthy has 'you might be a redneck if...', D.L. Hughley has 'black people do this, white people do that'. (I'm a black person who moved from Nigeria 20 years ago BTW) Chris Rock is my favorite comedian. He criticizes everyone equally.
ptuffgong 2 months ago
This is his BEST stand up!! Especially the end where they play the al green in the back ground.always makes me laugh & eyes rain.cuz almost everything he says we did.tv on top of tv.wash cloth as a stopper.water in ketchup...Damn those were the glory days.
cts78oct 2 months ago
Why are people on here having all these damn political debates over a comedy segment?? One thing that's fucked up with the internet is that people have all this unnecessary "dialect" with each other hiding behind a computer screen, but in real life, no one fucking talks to each other. If all you "good" people would interact and have stand up discussions "face to face" with actual people , then maybe we would not have so many fucking problems, because we would better understand each other..
kwkable11 2 months ago
@kwkable11 You're absolutely tootley right! Some of the people at my job could be the same people talking shit about black people but be all friendly in your face at work or at least act all civil to you in person.
Boogers4dinner 2 weeks ago
Daddy i thought we were going camping "well the bear says you aint, get ya ass in the car or im leaving you" lol
GrapeSodaHenderson 3 months ago
This was DL's best stand up show.
tom11zz884 3 months ago
@tom11zz884 UNAPOLOGETIC WAS GOOD TOO
belinda123ist 3 months ago
@belinda123ist I agree Unapologetic was good, but i like this one better for some reason.
tom11zz884 3 months ago
@realdeal119 I totally agree with you homie.
harveyshawnta 3 months ago
HAHA too funny!
Asadullah21 4 months ago
"That motherf***** done drove off and left his kids" lol delivery was perfect
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MegaVeronicaLodge 5 months ago
black people love animals too but lets be fuckin honest. White people are the only ones who really lick their dogs in the mouth and invest more money on a dog than themselves . WHte people get mad when they get talked about but yet still when comedians like liza lampenalli talk shit about blacks its so funny. She even used the word "nigger" in one of her standups. Get over it cause whites talk more shit and and have more hate in them than blacks do.
realdeal119 5 months ago
@realdeal119 wtf i dont lick my nasty ass dogs in the mouth.. its like me saying I assume all blacks wear their pants a certain..
MrChestypuller1775 4 months ago
@MrChestypuller1775 most white people do!!
soulspinner99 1 week ago
FUUNY AS SHIT
belinda123ist 5 months ago
This was the funniest D.L. Hughley special!! Thanks 4 posting.
BronxBoomer1976 6 months ago
Mannn STFU wth the complaining this man is HiLARIOUS!! So funny how you people will stand and watch a person beat a child and not say a DAMN thing..but let somebody hit a dog and yall wanna call the fire department..the poilce..and the damn swat team.
Play3tt3 6 months ago 3
lmfao !!!!!!!
sogansta10 7 months ago
d.l is wack
BGambino1215 7 months ago
Does ANYONE know where I can find the FULL VERSION of this special??????
Diziala 8 months ago
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goku4113 8 months ago
Funny as fuck
jayrippa69 8 months ago
Yall need to Settle Down.Its called comedy,Maybe if you laughed more you wont be such an asshole.Get the stick out of ass Casperthedopestghost.
qdogtheterror 8 months ago
Lol I think I got some wolf in me
toobab1 10 months ago 3
He is hilarious can't stop laughing.
Biggy234561 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Karakiki 1 year ago
ROFL...I love D.L. Hughley!!!!!!
ludaswifey101 1 year ago
"thats pretty much God's will"
hahahaha
lewisdonald514 1 year ago
White people like to fuck their dogs in coker Alabama Samuel earl sims was caught raping a dog I bet all the white people who hate mike vick will not say shit about that thoe
BamaBoy205SR 1 year ago
lol i guess my fish is white. i just tried pullin a gun on him, he just floated there like "okay, night..."
Soulja4Alethia 1 year ago
"Here they come!!! Pretend like you dead!!"
"Lay DOWN!!"
I love him!!!!!
TheHannahJ1994 1 year ago
I LOVE when blacks make fun of us white people, Its fucking hilarious!
ac1dchr15t 1 year ago
Now, that's racist.. Isn't that so..? :p
vishva8kumara 1 year ago
Some of these comments are outright retarded.DL was born in 1963,a black man,I was born 1964,I'm white.I lived in a mixed racial neighborhood so I can relate.He has said countless times his comedy is from his experiences.He has also presumed people are smart enough to know in order to be funny you have to relate the extremes.Here for example,he was born into a family of many and relates to the cleavers type from leave it to beaver.This si funny as hell.Comedy...get it? Lighten up people.
RDB222RDB222 1 year ago 20
Saw him today at Tempe Improv.
SO FUNNY!
Got a picture with him as well talked to him for a bit.
Get tickets if you can! It's soooooo worth it
Furrymammals 1 year ago
This was not funny at all.....
NicoleShea 1 year ago
@NicoleShea thats some funny shit right there!
soulspinner99 1 week ago
lol u niggas takin it 2 serious its jus jokes
rilyice 1 year ago
Hell yea fuck my pit bull i trained to fight
Firechild2005 1 year ago
i love black comedy....black comedians are the best in the world!!!...they have more soul than other comedians of other races...
TheBodyBuilder2012 1 year ago 3
i find it funny how people assume the whole continent of Africa is suffering. Wow people are truly ignorant and clueless. Any way, I love DL.
kandykiss231 1 year ago 2
you are all ignorant idiots for taking "comedy" serious..fucking pathetic get over your selfrighteous views. fagggssss
phish1145 1 year ago 6
let us know how it went
TOABOY100 1 year ago
DL is comin to my school on monday for a comedy show! cant wait!
aftermathfool 1 year ago
@aftermathfool
You can't wait for him to clown you?
Rookerman32 1 year ago
i got some woof in me lol
aliceinchains898 1 year ago
this is comedy you dumb stupid asses. if you offended dont listen. stick your head up your ass and smell the roses.
cr4aigmack1979 1 year ago
You need to learn how to maximize the volume on your videos.
Ultranothing 1 year ago
Hilarious! What's a GD?
TESOblivion4 1 year ago
DL is an ICON in the Comedy History! One of the Greatest!
Major2219 1 year ago
Putting "black people white people" in the description of a DL Hughley stand-up routine is like putting "It's hot!" in a description of a video about the sun.
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aliceinchains898 1 year ago
people who dont like this are idiots lol
galaxyxgamer 1 year ago 2
{3:40-3:53} LMFAO xD
galaxyxgamer 1 year ago
haha lol
sammanny1 1 year ago
daddy you said we were going campin lmao!!!!XD
galaxyxgamer 1 year ago
those starving in Africa are @ war. Most Africans like Mexicans etc come to America for better opportunities / the American dream. All immigrants in America have come here for one reason or the other, starving is the least of them. Even right here in American there are black people who are starving, who cannot afford one meal a day and their kids have to rely on food banks and school meals. That misconception that all Africans are starving or are poor is only kids stuff.
KOOBISHOR 1 year ago
C'mon People! Its called comedy!!!
I'm sure these jokes weren't written to stir up anything but laughs!!
Relax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJCNYC87 1 year ago 47
@Casperthedopestghost Honey understand UNCLE RUCKUS is a cartoon character.Why do you think they never reward him anything?That's why he lives a shity life.And really that shows when your that ignorant about a color of a skin you have the WORST luck of life ever which is good for people who act like that.There are some REAL people in this world that act like that and its sad.Thank you for understanding.
~iRapedTreySongz~
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iRapedTreySongz 1 year ago
ahaha dog jokes was the shit xD
DarkRezo 1 year ago
This wasn't funny, he was just advocating animal abuse. Thats pretty fucking sick.
silentk1987 1 year ago
He wasn't advocating animal cruelty.He was stating the condition that many poor ppl with animals go through.They love them but can't afford to take them to the vet.Shit, when I was a kid, my parents couldn't afford to take us to the dr's everytime we hurt ourselves.Like Chris Rock said,"put some "Tussin' on it."My dad thought that green alchohol,peroxcide & Bactine was a cure-all.They were old-school and that's all they knew.Unless you've walked in those shoes, u can will understand.
Downtowncb1 1 year ago 2
@Downtowncb1 Very well said mate... u basically said exactly what i was gonna say.. most of my illnesses as a child were "cured" with a herbal drink or a plaster. lol.. n its not because my mom didnt care but she just couldnt afford doctor visits all the time, let alone visits to the vet for Rover. lol. I think its more about finance than about race cuz i kno black people who do that shit but they're well off and can afford it. But hey, its comedy - who cares, right?
ChompingDiMystik 1 year ago
@silentk1987 extremely funny u moron!
soulspinner99 1 week ago
OMG.. this guy is hilarious!
JJCNYC87 1 year ago
Its just a joke ofcourse there are a bunch of black people i know and also since im black myself would take very good care of there animals. Cant you people just watch a comedy show and not bitch avout every little detial?
yourix2 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
JJCNYC87 1 year ago
uh-uh that aligator and me woulda fought if he tried to take my baby lol
Starstruck212 1 year ago
2 many dumbasses in here and not enough smart people leaving comments.. what a dam shame.
itsmarkwtf 1 year ago
I love this man! He is so funny.
SuspensefulAquarius 1 year ago
haha briliant
19melina92 1 year ago
he uses the same thing...shark and alligator just changes the animal.
nurffers 1 year ago
Why does this only have 200,000 views when every damn Katt Williams video has over 3 million.....smh ppl dnt kno tru comedy anymore cuz D.L. is a tru King of Comedy
09ACBrown 1 year ago 3
Its not that serious people, its comedy!!!!
krnaj09 1 year ago 3
OH MY GOD this guy is soo funny
sonny45badman 2 years ago
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DL hughley is about as funny as cancer...what a piece of shit.
Damien333 2 years ago
"now i love my kids...." DL you so damn funny lol!
lilladymo95 2 years ago
Black people dont train whales either sorry for the trainer in orlando
386PaperChaSerS 2 years ago
he is so right
bricasrbia 2 years ago
hilarious stuff lol
diamondisforever7 2 years ago 2
eye for a eye funny as hell.
4evrmj 2 years ago
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Well well, there u have it folks. Finally, FINALLY, ppl who reveal their racism so openly instead of hiding it behind pseudo-deep issues like animals rights, while still tryna front like they're culturally-conscious and can "understand what u minorities are going thru, really!" it's becoming more apparent to me that these ppl - along with their self-hating Uncle-Tom followers of color - are so disconnected from the world we live in, its disgusting. i'm sure they'd want "peaceful coexistence" w/
rtoriq 2 years ago
(con't) animals while eradicating all the nonwhite races that "prevents" this pathetic utopia of theirs. Same sh!t, different decade folks! Don't sleep on the racism that's STILL existent!
rtoriq 2 years ago
Mostly coming from democrats.
sergiomats 2 years ago
@rtoriq
I don't thinkk he's beingg racist.. andd i'm white.
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SHOCKELECTRIK 2 years ago
@ SHOCKelectrik: JUST COS BLACKS DONT trip over their animals like whites dont mean we r mean. r u better? nope! just means u hv less important things to worry abt.
how do heck do u expect a Black person who might b financially down 2 tk a dog 2an hospital? y do u spend all that money on animals rather than people!! doesnt mean u're nice just stupid
Whites r nice to animals cos thatz d only friend u have. People dont like u. but animals u provide for them and the love is unconditional
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SHOCKELECTRIK 2 years ago
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Why do so many blacks leave Africa to live in a white society.
Just as well the white man is compassionate, as they take them in like they do any damaged animal
SHOCKELECTRIK 2 years ago
lol u wish. dude u dont. 1st of all North America, Australia and New Zealand is not yours....actually no place is urs. even europe might not be yourz!
Except u r Native? shut up and say tnks to Natives cos u're an immigrant too in d above places. U r a deluded HERMIT.
maybe if u spend d same amount of time and money u spend on animals on humans, d world would be a better place.
nope itz not silly to spend money on animals, but u tk ur animals 2 d hospital everytime they sneeze funny!!
maryray10 2 years ago
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SHOCKELECTRIK 2 years ago
everyone who is born rightfully owns everything they breathe in, everything they are required to eat and drink, everything that lets them live to their bodies potential and maximum.
OTHER PEOPLE take it away.
this world is full of shit, the people in it are full of shit, stop arguing boring bag of shit points with people. and stop using the word deluded/delusion, its like the word hypocrite, it should not be used because the word is full of shit.
rogerthat155 2 years ago
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You sound like Uncle Ruckus. How blissfully ignorant do you have to be to not understand why people would want to leave Africa. You think they wanna chill with us? Theyre fucking starving and dont give me this shit about its their fault because Africa has been fucked up since white people colonized it, the people who live there now have virtually no control.
Black people dont care about animals? Thats just stupid. I know black families that love their pets just as much as any white family.
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SHOCKELECTRIK 2 years ago
@Casperthedopestghost lmao Uncle Ruckus. You Said That Perfectly
XXXXXMintYCQyz 2 years ago
@Casperthedopestghost
its called a JOKE!!!
JJCNYC87 1 year ago
@Casperthedopestghost ...It's just jokes. OF course black people love their pets....and our kids!
Tre4Sho1914 1 year ago
@Casperthedopestghost Yeah, let's just blame whitey. We've never seen that before. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't South Africa start going to hell as soon as the whites lost their rules over it?
ShineboxHero 1 year ago
@ShineboxHero I am white dumbass.
Casperthedopestghost 1 year ago
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@Casperthedopestghost Still doesn't answer my question.
ShineboxHero 1 year ago
@ShineboxHero u talk more shit than you were made out of! nxa!!
soulspinner99 1 week ago
@soulspinner99 I'm pretty sure it's you who resembles fecal matter.
ShineboxHero 3 hours ago
@Casperthedopestghost understand the comedy, humoooooooor, you just had a bad day or did not get pussy for a long time
flipsipp199076 1 year ago
@Casperthedopestghost your options is to laugh or not laugh pick one....
MrHackman64 10 months ago
@Casperthedopestghost It's something called comedy. Look it up. It's meant to make people laugh. Not to start a discussion, argument, or debate.
myzjellybelly 10 months ago
@myzjellybelly its called context, look it up before you make stupid irrelevant comments. i wasn't talking about Hughley
Casperthedopestghost 10 months ago
@Casperthedopestghost If it was stupid and irrelevant then why did you reply? Lack of common sense much?
myzjellybelly 10 months ago
@Casperthedopestghost it's fuckin comedy! grow a sense of humor!
JesusFrankenstein 8 months ago
I'ts a fuckin comedy show. Lighten the fuck up and stop taking things so damn seriously.
wolfengheist 7 months ago
@Casperthedopestghost It's just a joke man come on 'dude'..
KingRandell 5 months ago
believing in something doesnt make me deluded. it just means i believe in it and you dont.
i wish ppl would stop using insulting self biased terms to rag on people with different ideas and beliefs.
im trying to unify the world everyone in it and all people can do it seems is put me down day after day.
fuck u.
rogerthat155 2 years ago
u wanna talk about delusion true delusion as in when ure talking SHIT that isnt true lets talk about white people and animals.
white people are POWER hungry. its not fucking unconditional love u moron.
we want to be in control, in charge of creatures. there is a rabbit in my back garden my dad bought for my little sister 6 years ago. I am the one who feeds him, and i regularly think bout letting him free, its such a crap existence just sittin there. but hell die in this harsh world.
rogerthat155 2 years ago 2
@rogerthat155: i take my negative comment back. itz not good 2 insult people unnecessarily
maryray10 2 years ago
I mean don't even get me started on clothes. The whole reason 'SINS' exist and things like INDECENT EXPOSURE is because of clothes. We are made to be naked and maybe our race has lost its body hair over the years BECAUSE of our reliance on clothes. Think of it, there is no SIN if we are all naked. There is not even the word 'naked' it would just be normal.
There would be no strange sexual urges, no fantasies, everything would be LIVED. And now i must shut up because im wearing jeans.
rogerthat155 2 years ago
THE DEVIL. clothes are the fucking devil.
we can tell a LOT aobut people by the reaction their genitalia has to a situation, it would save our race A L O T of time if we were all naked and relaxed about it. Using clothes to keep warm is understandable but it's been blown WAY out of control fashion industries materialism etc...
rogerthat155 2 years ago
Funny as hell,and so, so true
WillmaticVideo 2 years ago
yall silly, he talks about white and black people
to me that whole argument was ridiculous
UNeekT 2 years ago
I wish racism would stop, but its obvious ignorant people like to go on the internet and start irrlevant arguments. Be humble. Anyway this is d l's best stand up.
cameron1983 2 years ago 3
it's just jokes
MrMoremoney 2 years ago
Love DL's funny face at 5:25-5:28
flavorgeneral 2 years ago
motha fucka dont you know Im a bear
mryjn420090 2 years ago 4
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You shouldn't do routines about animals.
starfish1945 2 years ago
They increase your voting rights proved u are not equal why is that whites dnt have to get there voting rights increased?bcuz u are not a citizen WAKE UP NEGRO
CrashArtSkillz 2 years ago
Crash - This is one of a series of completely ridiculous statements you seem to continually make. Voting rights in America have changed drastically as this culture, and western culture in general, continue to develop better values. Women could not vote for a long time as well. Would that mean our president is not a citizen? When you get tired of feeling sorry for your self try waking up and making something with your life as a person, not a person of color.
willtravelforfood 2 years ago
People care WAY too much about the they importance they feel attributed to their race. The pigment of your skin is an evolutionary trait not a better or worse biological scenario. I truly believe race in this country is a cultural trait, not genetic. Do white people instinctively act they way Hughley states in this video? NO! Do blacks? NO! We are the products of our environment and should be treated as such. We are all just freaking people.
willtravelforfood 2 years ago
Like I said if we were equal to whites there would be no need to extend our voting rights.White ppl dont need to have theirs extended why do we have to have our extended if we were citizens Obam is not of slave descent he is a African/Whiteman who's related to bush and Cheney not all ppl of colour are the same race sort a speak
CrashArtSkillz 2 years ago
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act like a human, and you'll be treated as one, NEGRO
fredriknorand 2 years ago
Act/Negro?
So your implying that blacks dont act like humans huh?I guess sleeping with dogs and beastialty is an acception in the white so called race huh?
Lets not forget were not the ones every race looks at as a barberic nation colonizing destroying every living creature on this planet down to nature/Whites arent in any moral stage to be judging ppls character your history and present doesnt consist of any righteousness
CrashArtSkillz 2 years ago
racism=to choose your ethnic factor to be superior of another
I believe Black ppl are better and are more civilised we have just been taught tocarry the characteristics of our opressors we were not desighned to be gangstas we were taught plus I love my race so I guess I'am racist like all ppl
CrashArtSkillz 2 years ago
how old is u 4real, read what u sayin man. aint nuthin rong wit bein proud of ya race but all that slavery shit is done with. yea it hpnd were supposed 2 try 2 forgive what hpnd but never forget it. u may not b racist but ur very ignorant about your views
rnick23 2 years ago
CrashArtSkillz, I agree with everything you have said except your view that blacks are somehow more civilized. A brief look at history and the condition of black nations as compared to white nations disproves that argument.
Historically, the white man has been the most "civilized" person on the world and has used his talent and ability to spread civilization throughout the world.
Of course blacks are taught to hate the white man and to covet everything he has, this in turn creates white racism
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
whyte ppl i hate u cuz u all racist, u pale as hell, u fuckin stupid, u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb, ur fat, u look like marshmallows, u look like gluesticks, u close minded, u jus straight up bitch, u all like fishin for sum reason, u all have dogs, u think u a good race when u ain't even human, u look ugly as hell, u a disgrace, u think u know bout niggas so much when u don't, u all got faggot ass voices, u all gay, u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it
9342301 2 years ago
Haha listen to you.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
well maybe you should move back to africa and starve and be in the middle of genocide. if thats the way you think black people don't belong in hip hop either because black people wouldn't even have electricity without white people. You obviously aren't taking advantage of the education white people provide you so go back. You will not be missed.
p.s. not to all black people. Just ignorant ones like 9342301 here.
djudd32 2 years ago
im frum korea muthefucka
9342301 2 years ago
Wow you're an illiterate fucker aren't you. Everyone is racist, just no one can proudly admit that they have racial pride, unless you're black or brown. How can we not stereotype you, did you even read before you posted this shit? We're definitely human, we didn't come from monkeys like your kind, we were made by God. Whites don't like hiphop, in fact we don't like wiggers either.
dukecity88 2 years ago
white countries are "successful" because of their willingness to destroy other nations and cultures with no remorse. Revise your definition of civilized, because enslaving and murdering innocent people for ones benefit isn't it. By the way, why are we years from extinction? Because the warlike nature of whites. They infected the whole world with it, and now we are quickly approaching nuclear holocaust. there are so many ways that i can shut your argument down with ease, do your research.
KillLikeAids 2 years ago
Laugh, you think whites are the only peoples who have enslaved others? Boy you have such a twisted worldview.
The negro slave trade was started by North African Moors. Thats right, the slave trade started by muslim moors and was ended by white protestant Christians. In Africa there is nothing but killing and warfare. You cannot blame that all solely on the white man. You think other races (such as asians) never practiced war or imperialism? Perhaps you are the one who needs to do some research.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
um no i do not think whites are the only ones. the difference is the brutality and savage inhumanity with which they treated their slaves. you really need to read up, in Africa, slaves were given the same food as their masters, treated as equals pretty much, not like livestock, they sold slaves to white men without knowledge of their savage nature. Read up...
KillLikeAids 2 years ago
There are of course many stories of awful brutality regarding the American slave trade but what they are not telling you in the schools (indoctrination centers) are the examples of white slave-masters treating their slaves with kindness, dignity and mercy. Also note that it was WHITES who fought and died (and were murdered) by others white in order to end the slave trade.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
How dare you sugarcoat the mass capture and enslavement of western Africans. They were captured in nets, their families killed as only the strong were kept as slaves. The European BOUGHT (Paid for) the captured Africans fair and square. The islamists and others who had originally captured them could care less how they were treated as slaves, they only wished to make a buck selling out their own people into slavery.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
Want to talk about inhumanity? Then talk about the way African blacks spent/d their whole lives naked and would eat each other.
Look at what is happening in South Africa today, whites are being murder and raped daily and their houses burnt to the ground by communists blacks. In spite of this, South Africa is still the most civilized and productive of the black nations because of the historical white protestant and jewish prescence.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
lmao come at me with some facts please, not that dumb shit. and your talking about south africa? white people came into africa and took their land and also enslaved them, you seriously cant even approach me in this subject, you clearly don't have enough knowledge.
KillLikeAids 2 years ago 3
Haha, they never "enslaved them". In fact, South Africans have the highest living standard of any African nation because of all the whites there. Whites bring industry and civilization.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
yeah, i suppose they brought the diamonds and precious metals with them too.
WillmaticVideo 2 years ago
They brought culture and civilization.
You mean the diamonds which the Africans sat on for thousands of years without using?
Of course the Africans had neither the technology or know how to mine or refine those metals. Until a white man invented it of course.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
Also diamond cutting is a very precise and specialized trade carried out only by highly trained jewish (Israeli diamond cutters are the best in the world) and white diamond cutters.
Either way, those diamonds are going to have to come into the hands of skilled white laborers if they were ever going to be cut and made of any value.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
yeah, i suppose no other races could learn that skill. We know that they don't have the strength, endurance or skill to mine them.What value does a diamond have if its used as a ring?
WillmaticVideo 2 years ago
Willmatic, sure other "races" could learn it. But who are they going to learn it from?
Answer: The white man
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
What value did a diamond have to pre-white Africa where the only "currency" in use was an ox or a chicken??
Sure other "races" could learn the use of the inventions of the white man. Why do you think it is that peoples from all over the world go to white nations to be schooled and educated??
Why don't you try giving the white man a little bit of credit.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
COS WHITE PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE BOOKS. lol The world glows white we don't need any credit. We are a race with power in mind if a white man wants anything in this world if he tries hard enough he'll get it. It's no problem being white.
This stuff is just for jokes, I think racism toward white people is funny, white people feel things like jealousy in the strangest of places and it feels like damn it's about TIME ITS OUR TURN to be bullied cos of our race LOL
rogerthat155 2 years ago
@ roger: delusion sure seems 2 work for all of u!
maryray10 2 years ago
Yet the communist South Africans prance through the streets singing songs about killing white people. In this they are joined by that communist British Knight of Malta and servant of the queen and pope, Nelson Mandela.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
Wow. your missing the whole point. what drove them to such hate for the white man? its right in front of your face. im done. this isnt even worthy to be called an argument. too easy.
KillLikeAids 2 years ago 15
Haha, you arent even adding anything to this discussion other then "the white man is bad" ohhh.
I cant will you to escape from your indoctrination.
Ultimately those blacks are being used by evil white men to wage war on other white men.
There IS an international sect of bankers and robber barons (many of them white and "jewish") who dominate the world.
Do not blame ALL whites for this, especially since informed property owning whites are the only ones with the ability and power to stop them.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
They use the hate and jealously of the coveting black community to attack the middle class of the world. This way they can destroy the (mostly white) middle class and return us to the dark ages where there is only the rule of the elite noble oligarchs.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
Some tribes have different understandings of the universe for instance I believe that our bodies are universes filled with perceptive creatures coiled up into dimensions we are not permitted to see with our eyes and the rate of matter we can percieve.
I think without the morality issues of eating a human (created by white people for no reason other than 'i dont like it') it would be HONOUR to allow a fallen friend's inner universes time within your body. And naked.... come on... clothes are..
rogerthat155 2 years ago
I am talking about civilization, meaning the arts and sciences, invention, language, culture and morality. In this the white is unsurpassed. Whenever you use a modern appliance you know you can thank a white man for inventing it, like the computer you are currently using for example.
Wake up you drone, leave the "hate the white man" religion of materialistic modernism.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago
you want to talk sciences? the Egyptians TAUGHT the Greeks math. ENOUGH SAID. like i said, do your research. by the way, the white man has taken so many concepts and inventions from other people its not even funny. where would they be without the Chinese right now?
KillLikeAids 2 years ago
First of all, the Egyptians were caucasianoids. Perhaps not what we would consider "white" but they were north African caucasianoids (such as Berbers, Arabs etc).
So you think there is no brutality in black and oriental history? WAKE UP!
Believe it or not, not all American slaves were treated that badly, some actually had father-son relations with their slavemasters and slept in the same houses as their "slavemasters" and went to church with them etc.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago