Zero Wing Intro With Even Worse Translation

[InYourFaceNewYorker]

What did you do? Plug the original Japanese into Babelfish?

[robotfroggyhead10]

1:52 is how I always greet people.

[CapSonikuu]

"The main screen is attached!"

Well good, shoudlnt have any trouble getting signal

[Tiztu]

really fast at 3:00 "Iraq Raiser- Create chaos from order"

[DarrenJWotBrav]

YOUR BASIS BELONGS TO US ENTIRELY, IT IS! >:D

That should be a new meme.

And how very zen: "In destruction there is a method."

[Shadezguy]

"Cat: Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done" That one just cracked me up XD

[NovemberJoy1998]

I'm surprised that Babelfish got "What!" right. Considering how it translates everything else...

[GhostEye187]

1:53 It's... Uhhh..... IT'S YODA FROM FUCKING STARWARS! XD

[SeijakuNoTsurugi]

Try translating twice next time. See what happen.

The attempt which two degrees in following time is translated. Something happens, see.

The attempt where 2 times of following time are translated. Something happens, sees.

[zanzalot]

Portable Zig! Because of a large justice. I have a large justice.

[Dracula9AntiChapel]

I laughed. I lost. Thanks for this.

[TheKaos90]

Some phrases sound like that little green jedi ... lapsus ...Yoda !!!

[MrMinemonBound]

Hilarious.

[Pizzaking19971]

My comment on the translation is:

Captain: Something happens?

Yes it does. Could you do a weird cutscene in LEGO Island 2 with even worse translation?

[kolle147]

all 'remove; ZIG'!!

omg XD

[Pizzaking19971]

Do you know what song this is?

[frostythewargod]

"In destruction there is a method" my god that's deep

[thekiller3436]

Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done

LOL

[thornyrosie]

love the engrish

[TheMaskedBurrito]

In there is a method sounds epic XD

[7ruthie]

@TheFlyingStar11 At 2011 November 22nd, as for Engrish it had become worse

[TheFlyingStar11]

In Apr 17, 2009, the engrish was getting worse.

[EssenceOfScience]

2:04 Thought it was "Watch what you say!!"

[Fistwagon]

That!!

[Plingio]

In destruction there is a method... that's actually kind of cool.

[macdshifty4891]

Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done.... L...O...L

[barak219]

large justice, much better than regular justice! its worth fighting for!

[Garbaggiololol]

because of large justice!

[DigiFiendLust]

This is like if the Ultimate Warrior translated a game.

[shadowkiller3500xd]

Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is.

[Lazyman626]

I wish I had a Portable ZIG.

[Vaki1337]

because of large justice!

[aaronjs4]

lol

type in "fuck off" in google translator

translate it to Japenese

translate it back to English

and it says "EAT ME"

[lanteanboy]

@aaronjs4 I think Google translate has a nice little swear code.... bcause I wrote fuck off not in caps and he said eat me in caps....

[Theawesomegirl5]

My comment before was this video re-Babelfish butchered.

[Theawesomegirl5]

Something does announcement 2101 happen? Someone set up bomb us. We obtain the signal. War started. That! The main screen is attached. It' s!! How it is that, the gentleman!! Your foundation belongs in us, completely that is. There is a method with destruction. What which you say!! Your time which makes the chance which continues possession ones is not done. ha ha ha ha…. Captain! All ' Remove; ZIG'!! What which is known and does. Portable ' ZIG' ' Because of large justice.

[dumdumco2]

Cat: Your time which makes the chance which continues the possesion is not done.... WTF

[spockhammer]

good job

[SpartanUnDead]

"Your basis belong to us enterily, it is."

[AssassinJordi]

BECAUSE OF LARGE JUSTICE!

[Atlacatonatl]

SUDDENLY, YODA C.A.T.S

[RyvernRaigon]

"THAT!"

wow i know he's evil an all, but damn xD

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

@FatalDeathSG45

holy shat i ate accidently bubblefish,now me stupid entirly,me help

[Mrmugen93]

at 205 the grammar was that bad that even Cat laughs! XD

[scimy4ever]

my eyes are bleeding!! but I just gotta watch it...

[guilemaster147]

"Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done."

Absolute. Gold.

[Shadow009909]

Portable 'Zig'

[DementedTwister]

....WHAT YOU SAY

[lavos333]

"Your time which makes the chance which continues the possesion is not done"

Quite a strange method to say: "You are going to die".

However, i like more the "FOR GREAT JUSTICE"

[MyScorpion42]

Cat sounds like Yoda

[gorkkh]

mickey mouse gameboy song at the beginning!!!!

[Pizzaking19971]

@gorkkh Phew. thanks!

[Leishmaniasisably]

Maybe "keep cumming out...?"

[FlameHyenard]

"what which it has done is know" ????? O_O

WTF??! I can't believe it, but you really made it. Now is a totally nonsense piece of crap.

[mikevmpr3]

Translate AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. THEN VIDEO, SHOW HUMANS ALL!

[Random101012]

Epic!

[927541]

Wow you're right, this makes no sense at all now. XD

[MrMeltos]

"Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done"

What the hell?????

[112556]

For large justice.

[stickmakerman]

"Someone the bomb set up us"

[DonKain]

"In destruction there is a method"

WHAT YOU SAY!

[MrJammification]

YOUR BASIS BELONGS TO US ENTIRELY, IT IS

[supersonic523]

1:58 besides entirely it is all your base are belong to us is fixed a little

[k1awdttt]

2:03 What Which you say!!

Someone make this a new meme...

[animegamingdude]

This is why I use Bing translator.

[MrJammification]

@animegamingdude BING? GTFO

[animegamingdude]

@MrJammification it's the most accurate web browser translator. Not perfect, but accurate enough.

[lunajapanese]

Large justice sounds like something that could get a girl pregnant...

[yootubeisforfags]

ZIG: Now in new portable size!

[FS3K]

LOL

Because of LARGE JUSTIIIICE!!

[Donlhymon]

ZERO WING?!? more like Soviet Russia in the future and another cold war

[FastDavid13]

"The gentlemen how it is!!" LOL EPIC xD

[whlsperey]

cat is too philosophical and the captain's a retard

[CowboyYAKEDO]

"THAT!!" 

[thanatoutheosJr]

BECAUSE OF LARGE JUSTICE! is way too epic!!!

[NLbertNL]

portable zigs for the win !!!

[Cr1msonKing]

Someone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like after all!

:D

[RandomLords]

That!!

[SoulCalibrator]

Because of LARGE JUSTICE

[whlsperey]

@SoulCalibrator amen!

[Arvak777]

"What which you say!!" totally hilarious!

[88Meters]

now i remember why i subscribed

[ZiliMidori]

lol that was amusing ^_^

[Sinriel]

In destruction - there is a method.

Amazing.

[randomgamerdude9]

I've "babelfished" it even more for y'all :)

a.d. A war of the 2101 beginning. Some functions? It has been generated we, bombing. We obtain marks them. The main screen attacks. That one! From the relative active? You have, it you belong our base. It!

One says he! The continuous matter with the sound of the time of that, with the possibility of the forms, property that influences one. It has has….

Captain! 'Exception; zig' ; Acquaintance. ' she passes.

He is exactly considerable.

[4131025]

It's Google Translator's problem

[Banteriful]

BECAUSE OF GREAT JUSTICE!

[scratchyoshi]

In Soviet Russia, someone the bomb set up us.

[awesomedude571]

THE GENTLEMEN HOW IT IS! >:D

[strpk0]

"Cat: Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done"

*facefloor*

[styx360ofroblox]

2. ads War broke out. What has happened Bomb man Get IM messages. What's this? Messenger opens main window. If you are on. If you have your peers? Thanks to all members. Damage They say! Could have survived time de la Frontera. Right * If you want to remove all wage You need to know your Coogee The Department Of Justice.

[magicoA]

to this music YESSSSS!!! Bugs Bunny's crazy castle AHHHA YES!

[Snyperwolf91]

My justice is large too ! XD

[LJVolkov21]

Announcement 2101!!!! LMAO

[flamesdemon19]

portable ZIG.

I see that

[NefariousEvildoer]

'In destruction there is a method.'

You know, that actually makes sense.

[flamesdemon19]

So whe call it large ''justice'' now,eh?Subliminal messaging is on the loose

[omniscientantipathy]

This is written like my philosophy textbook. 'Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done.'-Chapter 5.

[SergeantLuke]

"The main screen is attached." Well, I can see that, otherwise CATS wouldn't be showing up.

[LuBuOWNZ]

Now redo with these words.

Do it.

For great justice.

[flamesdemon19]

@LuBuOWNZ large justice. lol

[fnatsy]

"millwright"?

[Cagedand3nRaged]

IN DESTRUCTION THERE IS A METHOD.

[Tr4sHCr4fT]

Your time which makes the chance which continues the possesion ist not done

hugh.

[DJRozwell]

The gentlemen how it is!

I'm never saying "hi" ever again.

[toadsEATbugs]

The music is actually incredibly catchy

[Gadzislaw007]

This is like phoetry :D.

[JonBc14]

@FatalDeathSG45 lol same thing i thinks too

[hypertreb]

Because of large justice

[jondell77]

That!!

[FusionStorm999]

Your baisis belongs to us entirely, it is

WTF? this is all your base is belong to us translated

[Cecilff2]

Portable 'ZIG'!

It's like a ZIG you can play with outside!

[FegeleinsRevenge]

YOUR TIME WHICH MAKES THE CHANCE WHICH CONTINUES THE POSSESSION IS NOT DONE

bit of a mouthful, huh?

[bla287]

So... WTF is an "Itadai"? But my favorite is the "Hahhahhahhahhatsu"

[bla287]

I found the original Japanese text and ran it through Google Translate: (1/2) Year 2101 AD The battle began. Captain: I have to say what ever! Engineer: by someone, it seems the bomb. Operator: Captain! We get signal. Captain: What! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: s you! CATS: You seem busy, gentlemen. CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of federal troops, you are our base, all the CATS Itadai CATS: You can ship us the way to destruction. Captain: What you say!!

[bla287]

(2/2)

CATS: You Guys to thank you for your cooperation.

CATS: the best to survive, you will cherish for example.

CATS: Hahhahhahhahhatsu

Operator: Captain

Captain: ZIG marching orders for all aircraft! !

Captain: There is no other choice but to entrust to them

Captain:'re counting on you. ZIG! !

Captain: We hope for tomorrow

[CirqueDuFreak2000]

@bla287 "you can ship us the way to destruction"

"you want fedex or UPS?"

[ElTioDelHarvestMoon]

thumbs up if u reminded of yoda.

or in other words...

If you remembered Yoda thumb.

[DrEpicPhD]

Indeed this bomb is it is set up the.

I see this, I think, what you say this are?

[Splatterboy519]

this video fun to very watch

[sweetybeehp]

This vid is so "keeping" funny XDDDDDDDDDD

[AdurianJ]

You win the internet

[icesyncer]

it ranslated ha ha ha ha right :/

[SNESIvan]

Google Translate processing this way: JAPANESE > ARMENIC > ENGLISH: Funny lines Captain: I have to say what ever [sic]! Engineer: one hand, seems to be a bomb. Operator: Captain! We get signal. Captain: What! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain `s you! ! Cats, thanks to cooperation between federal forces and you are in our database, all you have a photo. Cats are best to survive, you will cherish for example.

[SNESIvan]

I translated the Japanese Text to my native language, Portuguese, and it said:

CATS: Graças à cooperação de tropas federais, que são a nossa base, tudo que você tem gatos.

In English:

CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of federal troops, which are our base, everything you have cats.

Google Translate...

[xxcurnuxx]

"Fuck you" turns into "Have sexual intercourse"

[pmcollectorboy]

I want a side order of large justice.

[iLemon1337]

Yoda made this.

[HolyMotherofGrid]

What which you say!!!! This is pure genius. Kudos to you!!!

[aetheora]

that!!

[ElTioDelHarvestMoon]

@aetheora It!

[XboXFTW1]

BECAUSE OF LARGE JUSTICE!

[crapcakes105]

Iraq raiser for snes... never heard of it

[firesniperbullet2]

What they mean by keep comeing out is....

They want the cum to keep comeing out

So as to 'fuck off' would be in english is to go away

[SpaceMasterMonkey]

In destruction there is a method : YOUR TIME WICH MAKES THE CHANCE WICH CONTINUES THE POSSESION IS NOT DONE !

[RoundenBrown]

It is!

[TheWildChallenger101]

CATS is yoda around 1:52 - 1:58 lol

[mikau001]

i did that with all your base are belong to us

i translated that trough every language

i ended up with this abomination

"In ours l' lower surface, this belongs completely"

[goldenlsheep]

imagine if he put this through babelfish a SECOND time xD

[Aymblm]

"Because of large justice!"

[builderman1q2w3e4r]

the words are too smart 4 meh :(

[newguy298]

your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done

[WildandCrazyGuy2]

@FatalDeathSG45 And i'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!

[MMeteorMan]

@WildandCrazyGuy2

And then he perfected it so that no man could beat him in the ring of honour!

[Deathwarrior989]

All your base are belong to us: Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is HOLY CRAP

[Aeuwa]

your basis belongs to us entirely, it is

[masterjim23]

I think you found the source of the fail translation. lol.

[Nickolsshady12345]

I started doing the same thing but with playing around with both google translate and yahoo babelfish. Here are my results after around 7 mins of translating

Original Text: All your base are belong to us

Translated text: If it is general base as a perfect restriction possible, being done

[IrishRetroGamer]

Fuck off.

Keep coming out.

Slightly similar, I guess.

[masterjim23]

@IrishRetroGamer

That's what she said. Rofl

[Dragongirl1127]

"In destruction there is a method."

Great wisdom from Cat.

[HolyMotherofGrid]

Sounds like the Yoda method of translation was used....."That which it is done, is known." Love it!!!

[Worldsfunniestpics]

your basis belongs to us, it is.

[ElBarto3131]

"The gentleman how it is!"

"Your base belongs to us entirely, it is,"

"In destruction there is a method."

Sounds like Shakespeare.

[MrDuckGuy27]

Translate all of the original video, or this one, in google translate, translate to hungarian, then back to english, it will be even more funny.

[Bleachnarutoawesome]

Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done. LMFAO!

[kosuke1215]

lol love how the words are all messed up

[IYukabaceraI]

When you read "Somebody set up us the bomb", it reads "Bomb the US, upset somebody".

Hm. Interesting.

[IYukabaceraI]

@IYukabaceraI When you read it BACKWARDS. Forgot that one little word.

[TehWM]

2:09

WHAT YOU SAY?!

[TomyDayos]

"Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is."

[JackJazz11]

Babel Fish is so fun! And this is extremely funny!

[Germille]

Because of large zig

[afterthewinter777]

your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done WTF lolololol

[Xerkoflash]

what which its has done is known!

[encfam]

They're talking like Yoda. Because of large justice!! That's what she said.

[hashpiper87]

You time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

[zigzagzom]

Because of large justice

[TheFlyingslug]

some of this actually makes MORE SENCE!!!

[WOLF777dude]

Damn, didn't think it was possible, but you did it.

[thekilla1234]

THAT

[MiracleKD18]

PORTABLE ZIG, LOLLLOLLOLLOOOL

[1337SUX]

This is even more lol than the original.



[mrbob091]

BECAUSE OF LARGE JUSTICE

[bitesh]

"In destruction there is a method" sounds way awesome