Sonic Sez - Slowwww Going (Slow People)

[Luxai]

Damn, I didn't know that! Thanks Sonic! Not that I'd ever be stuck in quicksand (hopefully) but still!

[BlueKeyAnimations]

Sonic: Even YOU could learn something from a sloth!

Tails: Whadaya mean by that? >:/

[MrDudeman0235]

They wanted to say special people but decided not to lol.

[ShadowSoldior]

That Sloth must've trained rigorously to be able to warn someone they were standing in quicksand fast enough before they sunk. It all goes back to when his parrents were mugged in an alleyway by quicksand.

[superfawful65]

I'll be sure to remember that the next time I see a sloth.

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

What do you have against sloths, Sonic?

Racist asshole.

[PurpleMetaKnight2000]

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

[mitrooper]

Fuck this show! FUCK THIS SHOW!!!.........I wish I had a gun.

[owlblazek]

I've noticed that youtube has evolved. it used to only be about throwing around insults about the show and profiles and taking insults like they were nothing.

NOW people have started using the comments to help people get that it isn't about the pictorial mistakes it's about the big picture the show displays.

Me, I'm on both sides :) .

[immarocker]

im sorry you can learn something from a what? dude thats not right

[shaytalis]

this was where nostalgia critic lost it

[Invisiblecheezburger]

Are they talking about retards?

[hardcorefakes12]

@Invisiblecheezburger Yes.

[InvincibleNumanist]

they dont wanna say retards, but its what they were getting at lol

[BLUESHYGUY8000]

fuck this show fuck this show fuck this show fuck fuck this LOL

[theimmortalman9000]

I think we can all learn something from a sloth!

[GreenTengu97]

Wow... Talk about overshooting a hypothetically plausible moral for something a pot-smoking donkey with turrets syndrome probably came up with.

Now that I think of it...

[combestCody17]

0:30 BULLSHIT

[bobomb1]

I have still have this on VHS ^_^

[XxCalypsoxX616]

Wow tails, you need a retarded person to tell you what's beneath your feet -_-

[AstronAstroll]

@XxCalypsoxX616

Moving and talking slowly doesn't equal retarded. If that's the case, nearly everyone I've met in the world is a retard. :V

I think the moral of this was that slow and steady has its place in the world. Too many people are mistaking this for the sloth being dumb. But he actually proved during the episode that he's pretty smart. He just doesn't move as fast as Sonic and Tails.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@AstronAstroll How in the HELL did he he show that he is "smart" That word is thrown around WAAAAAY too much nowadays and frankly, when you overuse that word it loses its meaning. This isn't saying some people are slower than others its talking about retarded people (literally) in the form of them being sloths and "slow"

Learn your how to analyze a video for little kids otherwise people are gonna start giving you a lot of shit on YouTube.

[AstronAstroll]

@XxCalypsoxX616

People who give others shit on Youtube for making a VALID judgment are pretty much the lowest form of stupidity you can find on the internet. Well, other than CWC anyway.

The point is, the sloth himself isn't "dumb" like everyone here is claiming. Have you guys actually SEEN the episode? Besides, if he was retarded he wouldn't be able to form complete sentences anyway, no offense to the retarded.

[AstronAstroll]

@XxCalypsoxX616

"Retarded" is one of those bastardized words that lost its original meaning because people used it in the wrong way. Instead of referring to ACTUAL retards with it they chose to use the word on people who talk and move slowly (which, again, if you go by that then most people are retarded), and people who may be good at a few things but suck at others. It's a great example of why the English language is fucked.

[AstronAstroll]

@XxCalypsoxX616

I have another way to put it. Look at Ben Stein. He is the slowest-talking person in America but he beats a lot of people in brainpower. You gonna call him retarded? Still, thanks for telling me to learn to analyze a video for little kids. I mean you're looking too far into it. This is for KIDS, remember? Sonic spends so much time bragging about his speed, and this is basically a way to tell kids not to get a big head over their strengths. That's all.

[victooslick2]

how did that quicksand get there?

[Haloguy700]

I asked a sloth for directions the other day. He just went back to sleep.

[AjaxFerrariLeafs]

@Haloguy700 what an asshole lol

[DEADHUNTER1600]

says the mole wixxe - 0:15

[dragonman7629]

so a sloth can be my english teacher?

[MinnowEx]

Is this about retards or old people?

[O2Eater]

@MinnowEx Retards, there's a separate one for old people that also talks about trees or something.

[sonicfan3346]

Sonic: Even you can learn something from a Sloth.

Nostalgia Critic: FUCK THIS SHOW! *Shoots Sonic, Tails, Robotnik and Grounder*

[AiydynnIggy]

I thought he meant like,slow in the brain...

[NintendoFreak29]

Sonic: Even you can learn something from a sloth.

Me: Oh is that so? HEY SLOTH! Do you have something special to teach me!?

Sloth:........................­.......

Me: See, it's probably too lazy to answer my question.

[Yosher21]

So, sonic says that if you don't like sloths, you'll sink into quicksand to force you to like them.

[misspinkpunkykat]

Even you can learn something from a sloth.  I learned how to eat leaves and sleep in trees and grow my organs upside down.

[hundredhead]

@misspinkpunkykat wait sloths grow their organs upside down?

[misspinkpunkykat]

@hundredhead  Aparently.

[soravsseph]

nostalgia critic: FUCK THIS SHIIIIIT!!!



[MrRsmaster31]

sloth: move slowly and you'l be ok...

tails: *moves slowly*

sloth: yes like that move slower ok....

tails: sonic i dont feel safe

[Witsarunemitea]

You're too slow ! You're too slow! You're too slow! You're too slow!

- FALCON PUNCH !!!

[ShadowMario64]

Sonic, they're so SLOOOOOOOW.

[SkullRiderVideos]

Sure, like slow people are going to be near quicksand when I need them to be..

[kyoushiro3]

me: *goes to a zoo and asks a sloth some questions*

sloth: *looks at me and goes to sleep again*

me: FUCK U SONIC!

[lovemeordie83]

Nostalgia Critic: ":D.....FUCK THIS SHOW!!" *shooting rampage*

FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK THIS SHOW

[nicka209]

so when sonic says YOUR TO SLOW YOUR TO SLOW YOUR TO SLO SHUT UP!....anyway then hes complementing you then?...O.O?

[rawwis1]

Turn it down to the top speed of a turtle kids.

[Oiaku]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LESSON HERE??!!

[Sutekisan100]

@Oiaku Take advice from people with disabilities?

[Oiaku]

@Sutekisan100 But that's a terrible idea.

[Sutekisan100]

@Oiaku Well, this was made in the 90's.

[Atlacatonatl]

@Sutekisan100 It's more like he's encouraging children to be nice with different people

[Sutekisan100]

@Atlacatonatl Like tolerance of diversity?

[Atlacatonatl]

@Sutekisan100 Exactly.

[Sutekisan100]

@Atlacatonatl Oh, okay. Just making sure.

[toplinefool444]

0:10 Sonic has big ass feet

[twibkidx]

If SEGA could have, they would have made this about the other "slow"

[shad0wcecil]

i cant learn anything from slackoth he just slacks off.

[sonicvsmario266]

0:05, that's what she said

[naruto9003]

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[RedSpiderZero]

"Even you can learn something fro a sloth!"

"......F*CK THIS SHOW!" *BAM*

[Dean8Link]

0:05 sonic stands in the sand

[DBZAOTA482]

*facepalm*

[IwubMaiColettie]

Isn't Sonic the guy who says: "You're too slow!"

[sonictoast410]

@IwubMaiColettie That was the Next-Gen Sonic.

[theretrokid246]

@IwubMaiColettie

i thought that was from running.and that taunt was from SSBB.

[Necrypt]

Everybody has something to offer...except Christian Weston Chandler, that is.

[jcrowley1985]

@Necrypt

What do you mean? He gives us more lols then anyone on the internet.

[Necrypt]

@jcrowley1985 I meant, something that is actually helpful por society xD

[lovemeordie83]

@Necrypt Not true. He's one of the biggest lolcows on the Internet.

[CannyTails]

@Necrypt Fuck yeah!

[jangofett132]

@Necrypt i dont even know who that is!

[THEMEGAMETALSHADOW]

@Necrypt That was epic. XD

[superfawful65]

@Necrypt You don't know that, maybe one day we'll find a use for his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

[snes7767]

Not true. Not everyone has something to offer. If so, riddle me this Sonic. On Shining Force what did Jogart have to offer, hmm?

[tornado1025]

6 people tought this vid was too long

[legosony00]

wow comeing from a pesson that his cath fraze is YOU'R TO SLOW

[shadowpokemonblade25]

wtf press 7=oi! press 8=okay while tails humps da sand

[gamemaster52]

0:28 FUCK THIS SHOOOOW! FUCK THIS SHOW! FUCK THIS SHOW! FUCK THIS SHOW! FUCK THIS SHOW! *explosion*

[ConfusedProud]

Is it about retarded people?

[1994Prondy]

Tails: They're so ssssslooooowwwwww....

Born just a little too SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[chakolatechip]

"everyone has something special to offer." this must be before he met silver

[RocketBooster344]

sonic should know about slow, he says YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!

[darrouken]

"Even you can learn something from a Sloth."

Wow, you learn something new everyday. Thanks Sonic!

[PhantomBunny888]

... this was about slow people???

[awesomon]

i love how tails didnt sink until the sloth told him he was standing in quicksand

[M3G4MU5HR00M]

@awesomon It's like that stuff has a mind of its own. :P

[DonZabu]

I'm sure I can learn something from a glutton, too.

[PresidentOfJelybeans]

This show is heartbreakingly racist.

Poor sloths never get a break.

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[BluYoshi9001]

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[CrystalShine299]

Sonic: For once I take my Brawl taunt all back.

Me: Being too slow isn't so bad once in a while.

[paxjax123]

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[DontLaffAtMyName]

Wow sonic your friend is drowning in quicksand and your just watching.

[jayprice0505]

he got told by A SLOTH ONE OF DA SEVEN SINS WOW

[TankT9]

Yeah, I agree here - you can learn a lot from a sluts, lol. xD

[hnutr1]

sonic: you're too slow!!

[sonicbn]

oh SLOTHS i thought he was talking bout retards

[Cran64]

@sonicbn ROFLMAO

[buzzrobby]

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[Cran64]

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[kidsworldable]

pause it and play at the beginning and keep on pressing 4 and the sloth is rude

[EpicEevee9001]

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[EpicEevee9001]

Lol Tails didn't even start sinking until he knew he was in quick sand XD

[KuchiboyROBLOX]

even you can learn something from a sloth

[raptorinator]

I learned something today.

[guitarboy1179]

i dont get it? is it talking about mentally disabled people or people who have slow speech patterns?

[A113Pixar]

I wouldn't be surprised if the drowning music from the games started playing while Tails is sinking.

[SonicTheHedgehog3220]

Sonic: You're too slow!

Me: I thought slow people were special...

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

I can't get past 0:15 without cracking up.

"YOOOOUUU AAAAREEEE STAAAAANDIIIIING IIIIIN QUICK! SAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!"

[rickyony]

0:32 SONIC SEAL OF APPROVAL

[PrinceOfQuetzalcoatl]

....what is this even teaching?

[TheIronweasle]

@PrinceOfQuetzalcoatl Everyone has something to teach us, no matter what

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@PrinceOfQuetzalcoatl It's teaching that sloths are so sloooooooowwwwww,

[gamefreakDX]

But what is quick-sand doing in grassland?

[FrenchBulldogWinston]

are you kidding i got stuck in quicksand, moved slow and snak.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

0:28-0:30 Where our buddy Nostalgia Critic snapped and shot everything and everyone in sight.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I think if you can find a vine or a tree trunk, you could get out.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Quicksand? Keep tapping A until you're out!

[MrMoogleKid]

Why is he just randomly standing in quicksand. You would think that you would realise and had already sunk before the sloth stopped talking!

[numbuh53]

Actually it doesn't matter how fast or slow you move in quicksand. Moving in quicksand makes you sink. Period.

[slashermaster28]

To be fair, slow and steady is a good message and it's true, trying to get out of quicksand quickly only makes you sink faster, but really, this was probably the least helpful Sonic says segment out there. First of all, the cuts from scene to scene are very random. Like, where did that quicksand come from? Not to mention the sloth was talking way too slowly to be that much help.

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@Nurdapurda

My guess is the Nostalgia Critic. He hated this show!

[Landmark356]

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi Yet he kinda like SatAM which was a thousand times worse...

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@Landmark356

No! It's not worse than AOSTH! Sonic X is worse(4Kids version)! SatAM just got a dark & edgy feel. You don't like the cartoons that have a dark & edgy feel?

[Landmark356]

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi That's not reason, the whole thing just felt like it was some fanfiction written by a furry / over-enthusiastic Sonic fan. I have to agree: though I never really seen much of it: 4Kids Sonic X is worse. But the worst Sonic show ever created is Sonic Underground!

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@Landmark356

YEAH! That show ended on a cliffhanger! They never joined their mother, the Robotnik's not really dead, & the show is cancelled! WHAT THE HELL! I wish there were more episodes of Sonic Underground, because of a lackluster ending!

[UltimateGCX]

so ur saying i can learn how to be a retard?

[DemonioPenguino]

Wow. Even you can learn something from an animal that's slow as balls!

[crazo3077]

Every time I watch this I say "Tails you can fly. Tails you can fly. Tails you can fly. Don't stand there and sink. Tails you can fly."

[ENNTEERZ]

0:28 Even you can lern sometin from a slut?

[insanedvo]

Stop at 0:03 cause it looks like sonic is about to bitch slap tails

[evildoggyfire]

isnt cock i ur mom a bagel

[LotsOfSpaghettiBoy]

*tails sinks*

[MrBoodles]

The ridiculousness of this made me crack up.

Badly.

[insanedvo]

Me:How stupid can this possibly get.

Sonic:Even you can learn somthing from a sloth.

*I smile in sarcasim*

Me:FUCK THIS SHIT!

*Pulls out a gun and kills every adventures of sonic chractor*

Me:THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE,PROBALY NEXT SONIC WILL SAY SOMTHING ABOUT KIDS IN A DRY CLEANER.

*looks at the sonic says iggorant children episode*

Me:...Well fuck this shit.

[bionicle2122]

@insanedvo It was funny until you put yourself in it.

[MarioSonic3]

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[didowexbox]

Yea Sonic, telling us Slow people are special.

You infamous taunt from brawl (YOUR TOO SLOW) tells me you are being paid to do this.

Oh and 0:09 GIANT SHOES !

[girlofgaga63]

so basically the sloths are a euphemism for retarded people?

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

Sonic: "That aint quick sand, IT'S DOO DOO BABY!"

[TheKitkatNick]

They sure are "special" lol

[Shadogal94]

i'm surprised sonic didn't say "I'M WAAAAAAAAIIIITINGGGGG" when the sloth was talking slow.

[shadowfanultimate]

sonic:even you can learn something from a sloth

tails:yeah i learned about action replay

sonic:that is cheating cheating is baaaa (disapeared)

tails: no cheating is good now i can do whatever i want

[mestarilapsi]

@shadowfanultimate

sora: hi two-tailed fox!

tails: who are you?

sora: I'm a character from PlayStation and I used my gummy ship to get in here

tails: that doesn't make sense...

jak: we know that

[shadowfanultimate]

sonic:even you can learn something from a sloth

tails:yeah i learned about action replay

sonic:that is cheating cheating is baaaa (disapeared)

tails: no cheating is good now i can do whatever i want

[chessykit]

fffff...Why do I have the suspicion they were talking about ruh-tards? (I wrote it that way, because apparently, that's the unoffensive pronunciation, not to make fun of anyone.)

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!

[Pokemon226600]

what can we learn from sloths??? what that being lazy and hanging from a tree is safe???

[TheMadman815]

'Even you can learn something from a sloth!' - . . . FUCK THIS SHOOOOOOOW! lol!

[weege555]

for some reason i exploded with a laughter.

[RileyRichardz]

So, I ave to congradulate the slow driver in the fast lane on the freeway now?

[Faron64]

LAAAAAMEgoat!

[Metroid4ever]

The buffering on this video is ssssssoooooooo sssssllllloooooooooowwwww....

[jackstfu123]

i thought tails was standing in poo

[Gaomon752]

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[TVMileyfan]

Sonic is too confusing!!! He says your too slow ALL teh te dats just weird and somewat mean.

[MyDogIsYoshi]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee........­........  By the time he finished talking, japan already bought Sonic, made Sonic X, they replaced tails, and 20 years later they all died by the time he got to "quick."

[haz4561]

what the hell? was tails standing in quicksand the whole time? he would have been under by the time that old guy warned him!

[BigDealStudios]

00:09 none of your freaking business, Tails now stop complaining!

[MrChetsnooze]

says the hedgehog that taunted everyone with "your too slow!"

[Nintendavin]

So... How did Tails clean himself after that?

[KittyandMimmy11]

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[redblueandgray]

Sonic, wait until you see brawl

[SkittlesCraze]

Aww I'm Slow @ Math Gahh HATE IT >_<

[scampynoXD]

Big the Cat would have been perfect for that part

Big is my favorite character =D

[XxDkRoguexX]

Even YOU can learn something from a sloth!....Wait, What the heck does THAT supposed to mean?