D&D

[kkuurrt]

lol i don't understand why its seen as been nerdy lmao , about 6 of us play (2 of them girls..)

We drink mead (like a old type of wine made from honey) , smoke weed /pipes and have a awesome time.

[UVAFoozle]

I only have to walk a few meters from where im standing to see all my dnd stuff strewn accros my ping pong table.

[g35288]

epicness at 4:04!

[TheQThalas]

Wait i know females who play D&d what about them?



[DarkguyAT]

It's not nerdy if you drink beer and smoke cigars. ;)

[ITW84]

now the question on evryone's lips is

were 5fdp the first to say 1, 2, fuck you

or was it stephen lynch?

hmmmmmmmmm wonderment

[mooreman0]

People in the comments comparing D&D to WoW make me sick.

[aaronzack14]

man i missed beating the shit out of nerds in middle and high school.

using them for tackling dummies in touch football.

and beating then in ther vegas and gremlins V.S. my 1970 judge then 78 camaro.

man those were the days, now im currently retired after winning 4.6 million in the lottery.

NOW I HIRE YOU TO CUT MY GRASS! winning never seems to get old.

im waiting for your response out of your moms basement.

[Paradox830]

@aaronzack14 ladies and gentleman i present to you the 19 year old fat kid that lives in his parents basement trying to look big on the internet... enjoy!

[aaronzack14]

@Paradox830 31 years old. 5` 10" 180. dont back talk little bitch. unlees you want to, it will be fun talking to a keyboard worrier.

[Paradox830]

@aaronzack14 keyboard "warrior" learn to spell before you try to insult me (btw its not working in the slightest) and arent you the one being the keyboard warrior talking about picking on people in school when in reality you were the one being picked on and thrown into trash cans by billy or whatever his name may be. The fact you brought something like that up in the comments section of youtube tells me that it never happened please get a life. especially if your 31...

[aaronzack14]

@Paradox830 funny

[Paradox830]

@aaronzack14 whats the matter? big mouth run out of shit to talk?

[aaronzack14]

@Paradox830 just don't want to waste my time talking to a dumb ass...

[Paradox830]

@aaronzack14 yup guys hes out of things to say... didnt exspect somebody to call you on your bullshit did ya have a nice day pussy

[44r0nduk3m055]

@aaronzack14 it sounds like god is trying to compensate for giving you a tiny penis.

[samrudeen35]

what is the oh oh oh part from, im thinking new kids on the block

[Speedbob2438]

I couldn't stop laughing! Especially since I play DnD... The stereotypes are so true XD

[musicismyfavorite777]

Stereotypes are so funny. I play guitar and sing, and have played in punk and alt rock bands. I'm a total music fanatic and I also love to read, I like video games, (mostly all kinds) love board games, and I also enjoy the outdoors like riding bikes and camping. Tomorrow, I'm going to my local game shop to give this D&D stuff a try. Quite frankly, It looks freaking epic. Stereotypes are so dumb lol, lets just all love each other and have an epic game of D&D? :D haha

[mooreman0]

@musicismyfavorite777 How did the D&D go? I'm quite curious :3

[musicismyfavorite777]

@mooreman0 Quite awful, actually, haha it's so complicated! I'm making a simpler version for my friends and I. We're all brand new to the Tabletop RPG's.

[mooreman0]

@musicismyfavorite777 It is VERY complicated, me and my mates nailed the rules fully after about 6 full day sessions over 2 months, and some of them still often make mistakes (though I read up on stuff I wasn't sure of) Either way, we were always able to have fun, it's brilliant as long as you have a charismatic DM that can make the group laugh, as well as enthusiastic players - even when we had no idea what was going on, we were still having a good time.

[Nerospidy]

ONE M0:00RE TIME

[toti2life]

im gonna play D&D beacuz of this song...

[GetPhunkyWithIt]

"Bassoon" KILLED ME!!! :D

[NoahTakai]

So are they supposed to be high school nerds, or the 40 year old nerd like comic book guy? Either way its funny

[sblackwerewolf13]

this guy is really good i sing his songs all the time

[dweramond]

4:10 <--- fuxin awesome ending xD

[Trisbreya]

If you're not a nerd you're part of the herd!

[TwiWitchMuse]

Now its WoW

[TheNetworkingweb]

Hey! That's a pretty good description of the guys I used to play with. LOL

[shadowslayer51]

Now I feel proud to be a nerd playing MMOs online.

[Raddishcakes]

Stephen Lynch can roll my D20 anytime he wants.

[admingeneral]

Best part of this? The people who play FIFA or CoD or Battlefield of Warfare or Medal of Duty, or whatever the fuck it's called this week, spend their weekends by themselves, shooting things that don't exist. I spend mine with people I like, killing things that don't exist while actually having to talk to people.

Most people are up for roleplaying during sex, but replace sex with dice and they'll go mad.

[bloodredeyes666]

@admingeneral I play CoD and D&D, because FUCK STEREOTYPES.

I roll my d20 to see if I'm awesome - CRITICAL HIT!

[SDC435]

@bloodredeyes666 My hero! <3

[Trisbreya]

@admingeneral Yeah, it pisses me off when people who just play games like CoD consider themselves nerds or gamers. Many things can constitute nerd-dom but playing MMORPG's and CoD does not a nerd or gamer make. Pen and paper RPGs people, there are hundreds of thousands of them out there. You can even make your own.

[proteanhydra]

4:00 to 4:11 is funny

[wlman303]

... this song makes me sad... i wish i had a girlfriend.

[cyphor09]

Hey...I'm an 11lvl rogue with a ring of red dragon control my alignment is chaotic good and I am an elf. I recently acquired a wish what do you guys think I should wish for? Also I am playing 3.5

[KILLEROFGOD]

@cyphor09 Max LVL maybe?

[devildoctim]

@cyphor09 Always wish for more wishes. Unless your DM is a dick (which is likely the case). If your DM has a hot sister, wish for pr0n of her. Other than that, wish for psychic powers and the ability to see into the future. Do everything in your power to fuck his game up >.>

[Th3OriginalGing3r]

@cyphor09 Wish for a Deck of Many Things! They always throw excitement into the game. You could screw yourself though... wish for level 15, and an iron dragon bodyguard that does whatever you say without question. And tell you DM NEVER to give players wishes again, its a rookie DM mistake if I ever heard one.

[booprop63]

This is a funny song about a hobby. That I picked up in high school. This guy rocks .

[srtivingartist2190]

ONE TWO!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! fuckin epic

[NickyLess]

Have dated two guys in the past that are pretty much D&D nerds. This song still cracks me up XD

[Lemau]

@mechagb I bet he pulls out his wand and puts on his robe and wizarding hat all the time as well? : D

[brettsworld99]

Tenacious D&D?

[Robertperson]

2:50 - 3:20 is my favorite part.

[PsychoHanyo]

Or a bunch of guyf you remember from college, in my case XD

[leatheldarkness123]

Thumbs up, and send me a personal message if you want to play DnD 3.5e over Skype, (I suggest you bring a mic, and a good urge to play!) We accept any, and all players, but we usually play 6PM-5AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME! -5:00 GMT

We're mostly in the USA!

Please, if you live in another continent, please synchronize your scheduals as best as you can, we'll figure out the details later! :D, Enjoy, and nat20's to all, and to all, Gold coins ;D

[MrSeattlepunk1992]

lmao, "play us a little guitar" *boing*

[megamusicman15]

I play DnD, and I love this song. I might even make it the theme music when I throw my party into a boss fight :P

[Ronin1914]

@megamusicman15: ME TOO! This is my song for when I spend an action point! Natural 20 anyone...?

[LangYar]

whts the name of the song at 4:05

[TotalDefiance]

@LangYar New Kids on the Block - You Got It (The Right Stuff)

[icallpplfags]

@LangYar The right stuff by backstreet boys lol.

[AntiShinn00]

67 people play D&D

[LoveFiction]

@AntiShinn00 Or rather, don't have the ability to enjoy a good (if wrong) song about their hobby =)

[hihu5636]

80% of the reason i watch this video is the harmonica in the beginning

[legoman1800]

Anyone know the song at 4:07?

[longballben]

@legoman1800 Jungle Love by Morris Day and the Time, duh

[shadius2255]

@longballben By adding the word "duh" at the end of your post, I assume you're trying to show a supposed vast amount of music knowledge, and also, be insulting. What makes this funny is you're wrong, it's actually "The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block, but chin up sparky,you'll get it right one day.

[legoman1800]

@shadius2255 ok thank you. i knew the name i just couldn't think of it. that other guy's a real douche, don'tcha think?

[sirdavallen3]

@shadius2255 Best comment ever.

[legoman1800]

@longballben damn, my bad! I knew the name I just couldn't think of it!

[showoff922]

@longballben ur a dumbass duh

[lalarich101]

123 FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[manutd233]

@lalarich101 It's 1 2 FUCK YOU!

[Angelbabie96]

@lalarich101 lol actually its 1 2 FUCK U!

[pepperizmydoggy]

ok, stephen is craig, drew is jesus, and so their mother must be mary, right? wait dusnt that mean that drew should be nailed 2 a tree not singin bout D&D?

[freddey3]

there are atleast 66 trolls out there with no music taste

[coasternut3091]

@freddey3 Trolls are powerful though lol

[xXLainCoubertXx]

is he really his brother?

[100ceasar]

1 2 FUCK YOU!!!!

[DuaneFarris54]

(bad) Warlock joke: you can deal with an infernal pact but you can't eat spicy cheetoes?

[JazzYugioh1022]

lol human artificer. pwnage. plus i have bonus feats from being a quadrapaledgic i just rolled straight 18s and i dm OKed shape sand since my wis score was so high. so 5 feats as an artificer at lvl 1. rape the game

[bbandrayforever]

Just saying, our DM is really sexy XD

[halfNERD17]

VIRGINS

[halfNERD17]

TILL THE DAY

[halfNERD17]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEE

[halfNERD17]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

[keinve2]

... twelve sided die? Why am I not surprised he went barbarian.

[DuaneFarris54]

@keinve2 Wulfgar ftw > : P

[DuaneFarris54]

there are so many corrections i wanna make on their D&D things XD the only one im going to make is that the demons in D&D don't come fro mthe Nine Hells, they ish in the Abyss, the devils are in the hells

[keinve2]

@DuaneFarris54 Depends on the campaign setting.

[art3882]

YAH I PAY D&D ILL FUCK UP YOU SHIT XD

[SayberWhite9]

So not accurate. D&D is a D20 game. not a D12..

[xXMetalWolf54Xx]

@SayberWhite9 what about the great axe? d12 roll? but i cant say much, i use 2d4 and 3d6+7 vs. humanoid. but what can i say

[AidanHodge]

it usually is the dungeon master not the players that have a girl friend from my experience lol.

[Trisbreya]

@AidanHodge Yep XD.

[unokey2]

Hahah! love this vid love play D&D 2 XD xx

[wyliebdawg]

All I'm saying is saying that you've gotten action on the Internet just means you haven't........

[VideoAqua1]

lol this is awesome! XD

[veriden22]

65 people rolled a 1 on their d20.

[BrandonTsia]

I listen to this while I play WoW

[MarkPope29]

@ThoseSixGuys You are so retarded. Learn to fucking spell, or get off of Youtube. I won president, went to prom with my hot assed girlfriend, I have friends from the U.S. all the way to Italy and Japan, and I get more pussy then you'll ever get. Dude you have no fucking clue about the shit you get for playing D&D in a small christian town. It fucking sucks. So go fuck your mom and stop fucking trolling Youtube.

[xenoghost1]

@MarkPope29 you're my hero, i wish i was you...

[xenoghost1]

@MarkPope29 you fell for it, butt d&d its not as bad, i mean i'm a writter, already published a book and im the road to another 2, so making desent money (+1000$) off my novels and i hold the title of dungeon master, and im a freshman, ps you mother has a very deep throat and a very thigth pussy, it was nice doing her and your sister, bitch

[bamaboy0147]

@xenoghost1 for you being a "writter" your spelling is horrible

[xenoghost1]

@bamaboy0147 yeah i need to practice a little,i have spell checking softwares,so i use 'em ll the time to ritte books or short stories.....

[dodgydogman]

@xenoghost1 How did you write a book if you cant spell "thigth" or "desent"...

[MarkPope29]

@austinismetal I can take a joke, but seriously?! Lynche is a douche bag about everything he sings. I am just so tired of all the shit people give you for playing D&D

[HtheKing777]

@MarkPope29 Here's a novel idea, QUIT SEARCHING STEPHEN LYNCH VIDEOS IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM. lol wheres common sense anymore.

[Trisbreya]

@MarkPope29 Sure they're stereotypes of nerds but they're funny, and a true nerd can laugh at themselves and the stereotypes surrounding nerd-dom. Personally I pity anyone who hasn't had the joy of playing pen and paper RPGs.

[demonslife]

for some reason hearin that hermionica sound reminded me of a song...

[MarkPope29]

I play D&D, I went to the prom, I ran for student body president, I have about 300 friends on Facebook, and I frequently recieve blow jobs from Stephen Lynche's mom.

[austinismetal]

@MarkPope29 and you also can't take a joke.

[ThoseSixGuys]

@MarkPope29 haha so u pla D&D, went to prom which anyone can do, ran for student body president but u said nothing of winning, and 300 friends that u went to school with so they added u cuz they know who u r

[nezinomas1234]

:D

[Dylainn]

"We're the coolest kids in the school!"

"... No we're not."

"I know."

[xjosh905]

what do they sing at 4:05



[psymon2005]

@xjosh905 Apparently some 'new kids on the block' song

[zombiebunnyking]

@xjosh905 its the right stuff by new kids on the block

[Moongoose86]

ONE TWO FUCK YOU....DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[DawnCaroleAnnHale]

hahaha!!!!!!! this is so epic!!!!!!!!!!

[MagmadeFoudre]

M0:00RE M 0:00 RE

[dreamdisneyhill]

New Kids on the Block FTW!

[skaterbill06]

Thats what your moma said last night! lol

[TriggerHappy971]

WTf is that song they take the piss out of at the end when they start dancing?

[Kyesukemaru]

@TriggerHappy971

Im thinkin its Jungle love.. maybe

[pvtnodzo]

You guys are too much for me...

[pause]

That's what your mama said last night! lol

[death2yourmom]

im a d&d dungeon master and so is one of my friends, and we've gotten alot of girls.... still funny as hell though

[ManiacalMill]

@death2yourmom

Yeah, my brother-in-law was my DM for awhile.

[pytho777]

3:23, Dr. Cox transformation, go!

[TheJackolantern1]

thats what your mama said last night its dnd

[trebnik]

"summoning the demons from hell!"

I loled

[yushiam]

when he started to play i thought he was gunna sing about a girl by nirvana xD

[cjeff10]

basoon...

[faolan1313]

..But wait, if thats stephens brother...Wouldn't that mean he fucked his own mother?

[McZammer]

@faolan1313 Fucked up i know ! High five ?^^

[Dietman72]

@faolan1313 pretty much

[luisrlcs]

@faolan1313 He said himself on his Mother's day song. LMAO

[thechrz24]

@faolan131 and that he is jesus since stephen is craig

[BalmerXD]

@thechrz24 And also , in the song Beelz , the devil has a son (stephen), so also Jesus' dad is Satan now ....but we know that god is the father of Jesus , meaning God is also Satan. or vise versa....wtf....

[bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii]

@thechrz24 so their mom is god? so craig fucked god?

[Anonomilk]

@thechrz24 But stephen is also Satans son.

[deadromance667]

@thechrz24 so much about "virgin" mary ^^

[dhstandard22]

@thechrz24 which would also mean that Jesus' brother is Satan's song.

[Dietman72]

@faolan1313 its all out of fun though plus its a generalised insult to agravate someone

[faolan1313]

@Dietman72 Clearly you didn't get the joke/saracsm that others did.

[Netherwolf6100]

@faolan1313 You know that was my first thought too. But then my second thought was, he's sung about retards, killing animals, killing his grandfather, raping 14 year olds, stupid and nasty super heroes, being gay, anal sex, Jesus' brother, satan, racist remarks about cab drivers, after all that, him singing about incest isn't that big a deal

[gamaking]

@Netherwolf6100 also, fat chicks

[ProffessorZombie]

@faolan1313 just a joke

[faolan1313]

@ProffessorZombie ..Really? A joke in a song by a comedian. I'd never thought of that before.

[DarkWolf178]

@faolan1313 INCEST!!!!

[Leopardheart1011]

@Downthebarrel im sure i see G and C notes but im not sure

[Leopardheart1011]

IT'S D&D!!!!! NEVER KISSED A LADY BEFORE!!!!! play a little guitar for use *one small note*

[OsxinBraveheart]

How sad... This song makes me wish I had my party with me so we could play. XD Anyone else feeling like that?

[cjeff10]

.......i dont have a girlfriend. Go

[BOBTHEHOBO1693]

" 1, 2, FUCK YOU DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

XD ROFL ROFL ROFL

[xXxAmbErcr0mbiExXx]

uh...uho..oh *Stephen looks @ his brother* oh oh......oh oh OH OH OH *The Right Stuff gigg*

[SmokeyCannon71]

who are the two guys i should say?

[SmokeyCannon71]

who's the middle guy at the end?

[Spondoo]

lol@00:59 mark teich is too much

[Downthebarrel357]

Does anybody know the chord progression for this song?

It looks like C C G G C C G G A but I'm not sure and my guitar is busted so I can't work it out. The bridge broke free.

It sucks.

[flipslamjumpjumpjump]

What is the song they dance to? the oh oh owwoh oh

[ranafroggie]

@flipslamjumpjumpjump It's The Right Stuff by New Kids On the Block. XD

[Netherwolf6100]

You know what I just realized, Mark is talking about sleeping with Stephen's mom and Stephen is talking bout..... sleeping with his own mom.... XD Fail! Great song tho!

[ASBOMAN]

This song should be dedicated to all the World of Warcraft nerds out there

[mckeifus]

@ASBOMAN This song has nothing to do with Warcraft...fail.

[dashby0]

@ASBOMAN your fucking retarted dude. it says D&D not WoW. I'd give you points for trying but you werent even close.

[ASBOMAN]

@dashby0 World of Warcraft and all RPG's are based loosley on D&D, so yeah i would i say i was pretty close, fucktard. I'm guessing i hit a nerve with you

[dashby0]

@ASBOMAN no you didnt hit a nerve. your just a ignorant fuck. i dont play any RPG's i just find your lack of a simple mind annoying.

[ASBOMAN]

@dashby0 Looks like you're the ignorant fuck, if you played RPG's you would know they are based on D&D and are the current equivilent. Now fuck off back under your rock you jumped up little cunt

[shadowwolf204]

@ASBOMAN Calm down, guys...I mean fuck...does it matter? No. Just have fun playing the games. But whether WoW is based on D&D or not, the song is about D&D, which was before WoW. So WoW really has no place. Now..go get laid, go play D&D, and have FUN.

[pigfarts100]

@ASBOMAN fucktard? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROTFL thats my new favourite word

[RawkinOutt]

@ASBOMAN I assure you not EVERY RPG is based off D&D. In saying that, a large amount take at least a few ideas from it, but not every game does.

[pwnsaurus]

@RawkinOutt Actually there were a number of RPG's that specifically made an effort to stay AWAY from D&D because the writers didn't like how it was a disneyland themepark (their words, not mine) and D&D itself was based on wargames which also inspired other RPG's.

D&D is to pen&paper RPG's what WoW is to MMORPG's. Not the first, not the all-inspiring, simply the most well-known.

[wickedsensations16]

fuck you, but great video

love you:D

[wickedsensations16]

fuck you

[Dks739]

ff

[Stonerboi99]

BASSOON!