TRUE STORY ALIEN ABDUCTION - UFO CRAFT FROM NORWAY LIGHT DID LAND

[karenlynchnln]

Weirdo

[revolutionpm]

Penny Lane, that is.

[revolutionpm]

Strawberry Fields Forever.

[revolutionpm]

Check out the hair.

[Sm0k4bl3]

So do they still do the thing with the anal probing?

[MelsComedyChannel]

Time waster.

[julioclau]

are you rod stewarts grandfather?

[rocknhdsocal]

please. don't impregnate anything

[InTACTProduction]

lmaooooooo

[HanginAbout]

hi margaret

[RandomKristin]

XD rofl I feel for ya Margaret!

[Mimi47674]

Stop Tickle-ing me ! ! Hehehe

[klin1klinom]

Apparently you've been trying to impregnate ugly human females in the back alleys every thursday for whatever spare change you had left in your pockets, 'cause that's a syphilis eating at you.

[wtds]

What the fuck is a kidney pie???...lol

And what kinda name is margarete??

[NAVEGANTE1900]

NERD¡

[pegasus747]

idiot

[alex35366]

Gangsta! why dun u just put up ur paypall up dure???

[redpanda2401]

M y

A lcohol

R etention

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R eally pissed

E xtra

T errestrial

FREE MARGARET !!!

lol ;->

[Daniel2626100]

asswipe

[RESTLESSGENIUS]

lol what a bellend, you wont be laughing when you get abducted for real just for taking the piss, didn't you know these aliens do not have a sense of humour, shame on you be prepared for a sore arse lol.

[TheJaredtube]

THUMBS UP if you think this clip is S-T-U-P-I-D!!!!

[bilko103]

lolzzzzz

[pieter4151]

stupid human. you watch carefully cause we are here.

[VUPdingCLICK]

DESPARATE ALIEN GREYS......wanted.please donate human genetic material so as we wont have to abduct wankers like him......

[martyboyish]

realy what a tit

[diveplane]

DISCLOSRE NOT FAR AWAY.

[diveplane]

@diveplane opps caps typo =disclosure

[Ozzmantis1969]

youl be laughing on the other side of your face soon cause contact is coming very soon.

[223fox]

a slap in the head with a hatchet would help this guy!!

[SIMONCOWELLSBOWEL]

I've seen this guy in a mental hospital when i visited my sick father and he was eating a pie n chips in a straight jacket and the name over his bed said margaret brian

[FreestyleBoy2010]

ilmaoOOooooOOO this shit was funny thanks man,.

[scafftagg1]

You tube should screen the intended clips to stop us wasting time over ass-holes like him!!!!.

[nkwheaton]

Absolutely brilliant!!!

"At the moment, I'm having trouble gettin' an erection... This has been a problem... Since Thursday"

[Nisahaid]

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[BURTBOWCOMEDYCLUB]

I think my cheese as slid of my cracker . PLEASE SEND MONEY TO RELEASE FUND NOW  .JFKU

[kalkama82]

hi,,, hii,,, hiddink?

[bpyjktgiuk]

Brain chip - check my channel.

[MrFoolHead]

id like 2 donate magaret a check for fuck u dollars and kill yo self cents. bounce dat n ur charity box.

[Oody61]

fuckin nutter lol

[BradNdKingy]

lol my steak and kidney pe :L

[lights21002003]

lololo your a broke as idiot

[pabstman57]

now we know what happened to richard dawson after he left the family feud.

[lordburtbow]

Yes and i bet that talk's shit just like you. Now fuck off and take your face for a shit. Mashesfu

[poomplex00]

u look like my ass u ugly mother fucker

[ZzTheTruthzZ]

i know a reptilian princess that would make your dick rise like the sun

[Kimmyloca0]

That was hilarious! Where do I send the money to? Hee hee :p

[lookalikey121]

hehehe!!! that was so funny.....

[lordburtbow]

To answer your question how did they bring me back. All i can recall is waking up naked in a field and i was took to a farm house where they called the police and they took a statemant from me. Burt

[BGPOND30]

Why is it i can visualize a little green alien at the side of his chair out of camera view reaching up and tickling him with them long fingers..

[Animefano]

plz reply but how did the aliens give you back?then huh

[lordburtbow]

Please give a donation to comic relief. See LET'S DANCE COMIC RELIEF BURTBOW please share the video to your friends and lets make comic relief 09 a great all round day thankyou for watching and subscribing nailu fu otoh taisp llon wkus enli vola spriyo

[lykeomgz1987]

Oh shut up! this is no joking matter. Aliens exist, but you're being too closed minded to open up to the real world.

[beachfrontal]

Margaret you can stay there, they can have you.. now if it was Burt up there, I would want him back, and I would send a huge cheque to A,D.R:F.Margaret has any one told you , your mother should have gone to specsavers, cos you are a bloke , I think,!!!! thats my opinion anyway

and MIAMI last time I heard, is located in Florida,and them things hanging on the wall looked suspiciously like woolies curtains to me,so quit making fraudulent charity appeals, you are hiding in a motel.got you sussed.

[Medusaloveshemlock]

OMG! i laughed my ass off. I dont know must be the british humor... I am still laughing... Made my day...

[lordburtbow]

ALIENS ARE COMING THE SUN HAS SPOKE. 28 870 237 long due west 49 far east 1 = ^ / 0

[lordburtbow]

ALIENS ARE COMING THE SUN HAS SPOKE. 28 870 237 long due west 49 far east 1 = ^ /

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[Markleberrytoast]

This guy can't stop laughing at his own jokes.

[lordburtbow]

I would like to thankyou for the donations you have sent. We have used this to help margaret/brian/burtbow get over the ordeal he encountered. He his held at a secret location near swindon where he rests and listern's to ROBBIE WILLIAMS most day's. He still say's ALIEN'S ARE IN TOUCH

[BinAlladin]

he need a big dick in his ass....

[jonen95]

gay!"!!!

[americanaustralian1]

why is he laughing during the story???????????

[crowovw]

probably because its fake

[ticklingthefeet]

what the f***

[Battery9876]

I sent you a check of $134 man.. that's all I have left.

And thank you so much for your testimony. I am sure it will help thousands of people out there..

[cheezit357]

lol/ I like him sick*

[LatestUFOSightings]

Interesting story man.

[Goobian]

You look a lot like sam harris. Sam Harris is a singer you should look him up on youtube.

[shaithinshoe]

P.S i like a curry pie

[shaithinshoe]

do a punch to the face of the alien please!

[Dejavu12321]

I hope this guy really does have an encounter. Now that would be funny.

[gpkelleher]

i saw those aliens in my garden last night.

i gave them lots of money...you should be free soon burt...hang in there.

[butlincat]

well im doris,and my wife says hi...

[ufoabductee]

What a waste of time!!

[DuffyCrazy13]

what?

this is weird "Margeret"

[therealburt]

Burt bowled by burtbow ? Hey !

[acemansfoler]

i refuse to give money , but i will impregenat some aliens fo you, i get bonner real easy as i am a nerd with no life who beleves in aliens

[SexyBuilder1888]

i wish i could creampie your ass right now

[JenniferWarner2008]

Alien abduction is true. I know that you are doing a skid.

[pili2255]

Excellent! 5*****

Gaby

[therealburt]

Thank you everyone for the get well messages. Also for the generous donations you are so kind. This is to let you all know that they have let me out of hospital and they say i've made a full recovery. I'm now working on a search for a lost alien last seen in scotland.

[therealburt]

Thank you everyone for the get well messages. Also for the generous donations you are so kind. This is to let you all know that they have let me out of hospital and they say i've made a full recovery. I'm now working on a search for a lost alien last seen in scotland.

[mhevalow]

How many times did you have to do this so that you could keep a straight face?? Steaming Bullshit is what I smell!!!

[REALGREYBLUE]

lol try eating some peanut butter and try cutting down on the kidney. OK I'll pray for you if there is some 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000 chance you were telling the truth but...as far as money why would aliens need Earth money? lol are they amoung us? lol just ask the aliens for an alian papper bag and then thy can wear it as a mask? lol you're silly. :)

[colinjstyles]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha another gd 1 there

[LuffiFilmsCrew]

5 stars for you my friend ;)

[BadPsyTron]

LMAO! Very well done again Burt :D

[oldiesedit]

You poor thing! Try closing your eyes and using your imagination...then you can imagine my cheque,too! lol Thanks for the giggle!

[BCBband]

Too funny.

[JohnnyStorm2007]

I wouldn't mess around. The Grays might come really get you, and us Pleiadians have no say so. They made a deal with your Government as well as other countries. Peace and Light.

[battlingpig]

lmao

[lysergicaddict]

Have you ever heard of the Boy who cried wolf?

be careful what you wish for.

[dagiles123]

shoot yourself

[felixpetrar]

Poor Margaret. We should ask some artists to sing for the cause and raise the money. I already started to sing but the neighbours are banging the walls telling me to shut up

[jimmyjimmyind]

I hope that you don't impregnate anyone! I hope that you never reproduce! However, I hope that you get help soon.

[Fenceposthead]

What did you do with all the money we sent last week.You told me last time that all the aliens had probes and you were sticking around for a few weeks,and you needed the money for condiments,or condiminiums or something. Love Mum. p.s. Your father wants to know when your moving out of the basement,he wants to make a "porn room". what in the name of the queen's thighs is a porn room?

[persiangulf7]

alkoholic

[gluehut2008]

this guy is a nut, ha ha ha

[usergently]

Schrimps on the barby mate?

[2degucitas]

Margaret, lay off the smokes. You sound like a man.

[mhevalow]

You must have smoked some really good shit!!!

Honestly, what the hell are you going to do with this money if someone is really gullible enough to send you any?? COME ON, MAN, DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE REALLY THAT STUPID?? I BELIEVE IN ALIEN ENCOUNTERS MYSELF. THEY DON'T NEED YOUR DAWM MONEY, MAN!!! WHO ARE YOU FOOLING??

[TommyC71291]

Good stuff dude! like the laughs! Check out my channel and I hope I can make you laugh in return

[vaiman777]

Hey Mike:

You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.

You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

And I go:

No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out. You know I'll just work by myself.

[vaiman777]

And they go:

Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it.

And I go:

No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it builds up inside.

[vaiman777]

So you're gonna be institutionalized You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have any say They'll brainwash you until you see their way. I'm not crazy - in an institution You're the one who's crazy - in an institution You're driving me crazy - in an institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself

[vaiman777]

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything

But then again I was thinking about nothing

And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name

And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!

And I go:

What, what's the matter

And she goes:

[vaiman777]

What's the matter with you? I go: There's nothing-wrong mom. And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs! And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi. And she goes: NO you're on drugs! I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.

[vaiman777]

She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way! I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi please All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi. They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy

[vaiman777]

They stuck me in an institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the needed professional help

To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:

Mike, we need to talk to you

[vaiman777]

And I go:

Okay what's the matter

They go:

Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,

You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,

We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.

So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere

Where you could get the help that you need.

[vaiman777]

And I go:

Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!?

My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?

How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?

When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,

I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy.

[vaiman777]

They say they're gonna fix my brain

Alleviate my suffering and my pain

But by the time they fix my head

Mentally I'll be dead

They stuck me in an institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the needed professional help

To protect me from the enemy, myself

It doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

[Chuichupachichi]

Hey Burt, I don't know if you got a "kick" out of my first comment, but if so, I hope it wasn't on the face. You have enough problems in that area already. "uh,uh", you know, with the burn and all, is what i mean.

I wasn't refering to your having to resort to the ugliest of the ugliest of the universe or anything like that. You understand.

Anyhoo, what i was really going to say, was about the "spotted", you know.

[Chuichupachichi]

I'm in California, but there's an English pub/restaurant very near my home.

Of which, I am a regular "local" there now. However, when I first started going there, I asked for a menu as I sat at the bar, as always.

Then when the "lady" barkeeper asked me to order, I replied that I would have the

fish n' chips, also that if she could please make certain that the cook be careful not to accidentaly get any bit of any other menu item mixed into my plate.

[Chuichupachichi]

She replied "of course he wouldn't". Then asked, why I would have such a concern. To which I answered,

"I don't like dick of any kind", "much less one with spots on it"!

Well, I've been a regular ever since. I know all of them, they all know me, and I havn't had to eat any dick! Of "any" kind!

[Chuichupachichi]

You must understand Burt, here in the U.S. we, especialy us of Mexican descent, had no idea whatsoever that there could possibly exist a food item with such a name. We Mexicans only eat tha "balls". From a bull of course.

So you can understand my dilema, on that first occasion in an English Pub. Especialy after I had overheard a couple of the British emploees there, talking about how they were going out for a "fag".

[Chuichupachichi]

We call them cigarettes. "fags", "spotted dick", I was thinking, "what sort of an establishment have I walked into"? "They should give ample warning before one walks in". "My God",

"what would the Queen think of this"?

Yea, it's great there. The only peoblem is a barkeep named Mathew. He's Welsh. So he fucks sheep! I thought the Welsh loved Whales?

"Save the sheep"! "Please give"!

[Chuichupachichi]

Steak & Kidney Pie?

Since you were "coaxed" into impregnating the "ugliest" of their females. I was just wondering if the most beautiful of them, might happen to have a fondness for

"Spotted Dick"? If so, I may do whatever I have to do, to get spots on mine!

[evon58]

i think it's best you stay were you are lol xxx

[BLESSEDone333]

Wear an Alien condom Margaret and lay off the stake and kidney pie