Will.I.Am & Perez Hilton: a pop-culture blowout • special report for TheUmpteenthtimes.com

[DANCEgurlLuv]

I believe Will. I luv da BEP. Gay isn't right either. They take their anger out on negroes:(

[worldphilosopher101]

fix your pock marks you ugly truth-twisting moron.

[slapcompany]

Success means: I want to know the work I do means something to somebody and helps make the world, if not a Better place, not a worse one. Click slapCompany to view my channel.

[OwlEyes85]

Maybe if i had a History teacher like this guy i woulda stayed in school

[abrnt1]

Perez callled the man gay. Where I'm from if u call someone gay & they r not u should expect an ass kicking.

[SpiderWhiteYT]

@abrnt1 Being a Queer is never a good thing, after all.

[abrnt1]

@SpiderWhiteYT There's nothing wrong with being gay. The problem is when u call someone gay who isn't as an insult. Perez is a total douchebag who got exactly what he deserved.

[msrysignals]

perez = a talentless cocksucker

will.i.am = a talentless nigger

they deserve each other

[reebay13]

this guys fukkn gay

[starwarslover45]

WILL I AM DID NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!! WILL I AM IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT!!!

[Urbania05]

they both are shit... and this guy needs something.. sex.. a lottery win.. idk... something. can anyone else not stand these vids?

[stonebridge999]

Perez Hilton and Will I Am are both cunts. And so is this narrator for that matter...

[LilChuckyWoodenHead]

PEREZ HEARD ABOUT ELTON JOHN BEING KNIGHTED AND NOW WANTS TO BE KNOWN AS "SIR TOP COCK SUCKER" I WOULD BET HE HAS SPENT A GOOD PART OF HIS LIFE GETTING HIS ASS BEATEN. AT LEAST HE IS BEING BEATEN BY ALL RACES AND NATIONALITIES IN AN EFFORT TO ESTABLISH A FORM OF FAIR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN HIS BEATING PROCESS !

[iamnip]

you seriously think humans use only 10% of their brains? you better do some more research.

[BoxFullofDragons]

wtf ?

[MichealDarwin]

um...ok.....

[niggawitattittude]

BATTYBWAY I HATE DIS MUDDAFUCKA

[Celizamite]

Even i agree to that ! And i am from the other side of the world to him!!!

[killaikes]

That's what perez gets though cause he said this: Your not an artist you're a fagot and then gets the shiz kicked out of him by Will-i-am and his buds.

[ZzZThinkSkaterZzZ]

you scare me...

[LilChuckyWoodenHead]

HA....HA  THE NIGGER CLOBBERED THE FRUIT !

[angpangetngpukemo]

@LilChuckyWoodenHead

racist fuck!

[villanins]

@LilChuckyWoodenHead lol the trailer trash can speak

[darthspeaks]

It's about time someone to punch this stupid faggot in the face.

Homophobia is a name made up to describe a normal man.

[josheverafter]

@darthspeaks lol being scared of gays is being normal? i hate perez but reading you're discrimitive ways of thinking makes me want to wish on a fucking star that you gag on your spit in the middle of night and find yourself surrounded by aids filled gay men and i hope they ass rape you until your fucking eyes bleed. you prejudice piece if shit. you dont deserve to breathe.

[darthspeaks]

@josheverafter You totally and deliberately misread it. That is understandable. The word 'Homophobia' is a word put into circulation to scare people into compliance with the very few people who are militant about their homosexual behavior. Is that simple enough for you? I hope so because I have spent too much energy already on this stupid subject. I still breath despite hating everything, wanting to burn kittens alive and all the other things normal people like to do...

[josheverafter]

@darthspeaks no, see you havent had to deal with homophobic people. homophobia is certain cases where a straight guy is wanting to fuck a guy so bad and can't handle his own thoughts that he goes off on a gay guy bc it makes him feel more superior as a man. homophobia is when a kid gets killed at school for trying to express himself or when a kid kills himself bc the "HOMOPHOBIC" motherfucking do good christians kids wanna talk shit on the gay boy. don't fucking tell me what homophobia is.

[darthspeaks]

@josheverafter There you go using that word again. When people ASSUME there is fear where there is none are assuming too much and desire power. When you create fear (or the illusion of it) you attempt to create power over another. Even if this power is used without authority. Wrap your little mind around that.

It's the "motherfucking do good christians kids" that hold this country together, not some buttfucking, clamlicking militant groups.

[josheverafter]

@darthspeaks they're holding this country together?? haha.. right.. have you took a look around lately?

[bpayne00295]

@josheverafter lol... a good example is the fred phelps family... they are just fucking hilarios, hypicritical, and they inbreed... they call themselves the best religion. you know what i aggre with darthspeaks homos are bad people, they are disgusting and i love the wbc( west boro baptist church)..................... hahahahah LMAO LMAO LMAO lololololo. im just kidding . that was a joke . truth is i hate the phelps. and darthspeaks im not going to argue with use so just dont comment.

[llyynncollnn1]

Ok..I liked this one..I have given this guy crap before, maybe I took him too seriously before, but this one was witty...assuming he was joking

[wgwhitacre]

This guy is not nearly as smart as he thinks he is.

[Bunnyjackson11]

CALL IT WAT IT IS-ILLUMINATIIIIIIII

[XuBlax]

Im sure this skit sounded better in your head

[DWXBlaze]

oh My Fucking God i want my 3:27 back wdf

[kryptonitex2]

Jesus...I thought that perez guy was the biggest fag......than i listened to you for 30 seconds!

[kendricksyoung]

Wow!!!!!!!! HOT ass MESS

[awdatsaw]

WTFn wat are yu talkin about "blue blood" ? he got punched do yu knw wats goin on?

[HarshWayz]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[mrpablosd29]

way off the point! Too much mumgo jumbo!!

[retrovertigoes]

Watched the video but the the audio must be off because all I heard was the desperate whining of a fail blogger.

[TheCheeleong]

get a dick & suck.... u talk too much....

[CheckeredShirt321]

if a vid ever tells me to subscribe, in protest, hell no am i subscribing.

[juls17171]

asswhole

[lilferniegirl300]

wat about perez pick i just want to see his damn fase!! and have a good laugh

[choongbren]

get a life

[TheMidgetMartian]

The whole "humans use only 10% of our brains" is total bullshit, I would have thought you of all people would know that. Maybe you made a mistake, but I just wanted to point it out to. Go to google and look it up, a good article is like the 2nd link down.

[nickv11763]

or you could just go to college and take psychology 101 and read the book it will tell you he was trying to be funny

[EntertainmentReport]

Ha this is really funny!

[nwhwy]

Ram a hot fireplace poker up the disgusting, mentally ill queer fucks ass!

[avok23]

Whats with your picasso story? So wrong. Lol.

[guidi2005]

99% of the worlds population would kick the shit out of Hilton just for speaking because he so annoying, end of story

[poppinmojo08]

perez hillton is such a fucking fag!!!!!!!! hes a two faced bitch

[spirit7462]

Nice he got the snot slapped out of him..

[DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD]

good work will! go kick more ass!

perez hilton is a fucking faggot!

[vincecarter14]

fucking faggot got what he deserved. miss cali is probably so happy

[guajinais]

too much bullshit

[ryanlesperance777]

this homosexual is the lowest form of tabloid trash on the planet, WHY DO WE WATCH THIS P.O.S.??

[AdamWakeUp]

could not have said it better myself

[1220charlene]

go will perez is a big mouth

[JGIIX]

wtf you call someone a fucking faggit to there face and then bitch out and leave and expect nothing to happen?

[dyhard678]

this guy is a moron

[BlackJacketManga]

Omg so much happend on my birthday lol I didn't know absinthe was arourd during picasos time

[nwhwy]

Good for the mentally ill, fag. Nothing like a turd tamper getting his queer ass kicked.

[SpiderWhiteYT]

@nwhwy God Bless America.

[JOAOBUNITAO]

wouldent be funny if when will punched perez the song wheres the love was playing on the backround hahaha

[ThEcAnAdIaNeMo]

sorta... well... gay

[shusted11]

pistol wipe perez next time

[InsaneHeckOfCrawz]

He was an alien, an annunaki they are shapeshifters, and they are everywhere. Planet names nibiru.

[thekollegekids]

Dude... when does this guy, get 2 da point?!?!

[rivas1314]

fag it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ronnieval]

pura mierda!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sergiocss]

Who the fuck is this faggot? Somebody, PLEASE shoot this bastard, he's annoying..!!! Faggots and idiots like this moron should be sent to Iran!!!

[KizzMoii]

did he say george bush ??

[fatgirlmusic]

Wow, I really liked this post!!! At least not everyone is posting unintelligent babble, this babble actually makes since!

[Tressco]

Most excellent post!!

[rezivordog]

one of the best video i have ever watched !

[AngryBiPolarKid]

So Perez is hit on the 24th and Michael Jackson dies the next day... Is there something funny about that? And Billy mays like 4 days later?

[kryptonianninja]

Oh No! We've been found out. Alec Baldwin let the cat out of the bag. I told him Hulu was a bad idea. :)

[mjr256]

Actually, the human race only uses 100% of the brain. But you were only off by a factor of 10 and who's counting?

[ArcticSlicer]

Sounds like you finally figured out that you actually have "music news that's fit to fake" written down instead of "all the news that's fit to fake."

[LordHines420]

i TRULY fucking hate celebs and people who are fascinated by them. i only care about miley and megan fox. u see, that's the key difference between the rest of them zombies and me.

[discomfit01]

No... there is no difference. Miley is the prototypical kid whose parents feed off her fame instead of letting her live a childhood. And megan fox is hot but she is a talentless actor. So just try not to believe everything they say... it could kill you listening to bluebloods.... apparently it can also make you dumber

[LordHines420]

actually, no. there is quite a big difference. i only care about how the two of them can provide my penis with hours and hours of unending pleasure; i care not for what they think or do with their lives.

if you cant see the difference, it is you who are dumb! i never said i care what they say, so why would i "believe" it, either? hmmm.

[discomfit01]

Miley? Really? Times have muthafuckin' CHAnged!!!

[LordHines420]

lol why so surprised?!?!?

[discomfit01]

shes a baby in womans clothing. I dont enjoy seeing that everywhere i go, in every magazine, and on every tv station. its too much.

[LordHines420]

wait, u DONT like looking at hot teens? why not?! you would rather look at old, raggedy women? ew! teens win every time!

[discomfit01]

18-19 maybe. but any less then that is too pedaphili for me.

[LordHines420]

hahaha what a freak. u must be joking. u do realize the average age of consent that non pedo law makers have made throughout the entire planet is 14 and 15, right? even half of the US and all of canada is 16. so yeah. dont worry. liking hot teens is perfectly legal and completely normal. been going on for thousands of years and will never god damn change.

god bless!!!!!

[discomfit01]

Yes there are different laws for blah blah blah... laws are different everywhere yeah.... thats for all kinds of shit, so whats your point. I would never date a 17 year old and i would probably feel a little bad for checking one out. but your saying 14-15? maan... i seriously wouldnt want my daughter in your neighborhood.

[LordHines420]

who said u had to bang 14 year olds? im just saying whats legal in half of europe and all of china and many other places. laws created by non pervs.

the point is, u think its crazy to think a 16 year old like miley is hot, when in fact, it's QUITE normal. nuff said. ur 26 and dont think teens are hot? wtf, r u gay? how nasty and old is your wife? she's got u BRAINWASHED. 90% of the hotties u see walking around, u think are 18+, are actually FAR below it. and that's the truth.

[discomfit01]

you must have a small penis, thats the truth. get off the kids man... fa rreall

[LordHines420]

small cock? haha not even close. and yeah, that means a lot from u. the guy with the pedo BOY kid pic on his profile. yeah, that's smooth. and no. im 24. what's the difference? ur just a hater. enjoy those old bags u pretend to like.

[discomfit01]

my son? lol. just reading the signs man... dont get your thong in a not.

[LordHines420]

oh plz. signs? what that i like females in their prime? yeah. that's fucked up! so fucked up they had to make it legal all over the world and half the US. it's not like i dont like hotties like megan fox, too, CUZ I REALLY DO, but it's rare that a woman over 18 looks that good. that's just a fact. but ur free to have your own tastes. some people prefer oldass saggyass wrinklyass milfs to hot teens. well, bud, that's ur problem!

[discomfit01]

i'm just messin bro, i know nothing of your penis size. but defending the idea of Miley Sirus being hot is ridiculous to me... shes a baby, bro. 16? Nah man... i couldnt. But not just cause of that, shes actually not hot in my opinion. Not that I enjoy saggy pussies and deflated tits cause there is an area in between OLD AS FUCK and YOUNG AS FUCK and thats where I am. I like the curves man...only curves she gots is her shoulders to neck.

[LordHines420]

dude, i know what u mean, curves are everything, but i could show u pics of some young girls with hotter curves, (waste and hips) than any old bag uve ever seen. im talking like 12-16. im not saying i want to fuck them. cuz that would be illegal. duhh, but im saying holy shit. u want to talk curves. i could show u some shit that would blow ur mind. and um yes, miley has curves up the ass!!!! so there! u must have missed her recent bikini pics. and if u saw her show ud know shes fuckin slammin.

[discomfit01]

but the fact remains... i know her age. I actually googled the shit out of Miley just cause of your ass and for real... nah man. SHe have all kinds of makeup on her hair all did and she is small bro... skinny. To young bro... shes like a baby to me. my mind doesnt define fine like that. Curves are what i look for... in women. ANd with all that makeup and trying to make her look like a mature woman.. she still looks like a baby... you can see it in her eyes man... FUCK THAT.

[LordHines420]

dude, ur fucking NUTS. do i really need to pm u a pic? i mean, come on. ur "research" must have been from like 4 years ago. trust me, she's SLAMMIN now. she's fucking THICK. trust me. u shoulda seen her on this year's mtv movie awards. ill find u a pic. then u can come back here and tell the world how wrong u were haha.

[discomfit01]

nah dont think so buddy. you can find one but i found the majority of her look young and babylike. thick? hardly bro, come on. Dont strain yourself trying to find a shred of evidence. let the shredded rest in pieces

[LordHines420]

nah. i sent u that PM hours ago. u got pwned hard. just admit it. its not ur fault google has so many old pics of her. i forgive u.

[discomfit01]

nah. man... you didnt sway me... just hit this up first. Shes a teen who dresses however she wants, no matter how much clothes she has on or makeup she packs in her eyes shes still a baby. shes not hot bro... skinny doesnt mean HOT. On tv 24/7 doesnt mean HOT. Shes just a skinny chick with bleached teeth and black shit on her eyes. NOT HOT. Failure on your attempt to pwn hard. End of discussion.

[LordHines420]

oh plz. u got owned hard. that first bikini shot of her has no makeup. wtf r u talking about. look at those hips. ur gay dude. that's the only way to explain it. u dont think hot young women are hot. that makes u gay. i wont judge u for that. but stop kidding yourself. ull live a better life if u just come out of the closet once and for all.

[discomfit01]

dawg... shes 16 and she looks it... just cuz you like em young and feel a little guilty dont lash out at me. QUIT TRYING TO PRESS YOUR PEDI BELIEFS ONTO ME MAN. I dont think shes hot WTF ever... go on with your pedi lifestyle and get all caught up on TV n shit. Dont say I didnt warn you. Quit cruising the high schools too CREEP!!!

[LordHines420]

dude. you're gay. we wont judge u.

[discomfit01]

weak.

[LordHines420]

ive got nothing better.

[paulfarris25]

uhh thong in a "knot" not "not" But you were so close to being witty discomfit01.

[discomfit01]

oh jesus. my witt would rain over your pillow head like anvils in a looney tunes cartoon

[FuriousPixel]

how old are u 60?

[discomfit01]

Are you 60? them dirty old men sure likes themz kids in urz partz aye... ya pixels must be scrambled, u walked into someone elses conversation.

[LordHines420]

yeah, who is this pixel douche. im guessing just another hater.

[KirbiesandYoshies]

If there is onething I can't stand is Perez Hilton. The guy just seems like an annoying douche who goes looking for trouble, and when he gets it he hides behind GLAAD and such organizations to save his ass.

[nohealthcare62]

And the teacher's shove their opinions down my kids throats ! Good thing I told my kids before school Its ALL LIES White Mans LIES in History Books ! I love Your VIDEO's ! Just Love e'm ! keep it up ! I cant get enough ! You tell it like it really is ....and that's a GOOD THING !

[SpamAnn]

which video effect did you use ? White face black background

[davisfleetwood]

@ SPAMANN "old black and white" (an imovie plug in, i think) and then messed with the settings, did some lighting & background set up before hand

[SpamAnn]

ok cool thx

[MadDogOfist]

Nicely reasoned... by which I mean fairly 'loosely', but I get the point. Enjoyable as always.

[jdrizd2]

Monet vs. Picasso= irrelevant info that precludes the end of the world? Is there is a malevolent juxtaposition of ideas that doesn't determine anything but insinuation and a distant idea of humanity which is lacking general purpose other than to serve some web bot idea of extra terrestrials..... Food for thought...

[jdrizd2]

Holy Crap davis is back! I discontinued my sub cause I thought you had moved on. And you grew some hair 2! Well another reason not to join Twitter and the vapidity of pop culture.

[PersonalJesus348]

what?

[eflat377]

absolutely brilliant as usual 5 stars.

[mopsius]

Eros and Civilization indeed. Brillaintly done, Fleetwood, including the B&W!

50 stars--one of your top two so far.

[davisfleetwood]

mopsius.... wow, thank you, top 2? what is the other?

[imjustagirl776]

Whoa. So.... homeschool? :o)

[davisfleetwood]

yes , home school is an option

[fastlane321]

So what you're saying is that if you cook 6 billion potatoes in the same manner that they will generally have the same taste, right?

HR 1207 Audit the Federal Reserve

[jogayot]

heh, it's a quadrature of the unclever ;) imagine perfect world, then take its inverse. that's the reality. absofuckosurd ;)

[creten69]

im gay,but not sexually at all.I've also had many alien encounters.Also, I am the second coming,I don't know why,or what I'm going to do,but I'm very angry.

[womblefree]

You know was'nt it van gogh had his ear cut off with a sword by another artist. I love these artists and their madness but paris hilton, well shes just a waste of space in the brains of those who take note of her shenanigans, I would say its much lower than 10%. I wonder if i could be an alien but my dark sarcasm tells me no.

[Thrashaero]

PEREZ hilton. but also a waste of space.

[womblefree]

i never heard of PEREZ hilton boy i'm ignorant

[Thrashaero]

not really. i never heard of the douche either, before the whole miss california thing. just another 'blogger'.

[citizenkong]

Thanks for filling me in on Perez.

[MissSababa]

i wonder if we could ever meet and you would marry me, i could learn so much from you it would take me a lifetime.

[wika57]

whooo you have started making videos more frequently again =] great to have you back even tho you didnt go anywere

[seamoremonster]

Thanks. Always entertaining and stimulating. Sad that culture fauns on no-talents like Perez Hilton and even lesser talents like his name sake, Paris Hilton. Public Education has been deteriorating over the past 40 years. The US is now rated 24 out 27 in developed countries. Shameful. Still it explains George W. Bush. If the Government was serious about improving the standard of our public education they'd adopt a system that mirrored those used in Scandinavia.

[dunskie]

I have a headache.

[oharawinter]

unfortunately, I don't think aliens give a shit... And the stats about the brain are old, I'd bet it's closer to 2-3% now... You're absolutely right about everything else though...

[rmac40]

aliens? really davis? really...

[okcnewbe]

c thats wat he get. Perez u need to watch ur words. thats wat u get LMFAO and by the way he said that he got hit n the right eye now hes sayin that he got hit n the left up make up ur DAMN mind FOOL lol

[Zaimoren]

okcnewbe - oh so the price for someone speaking their mind is to be beat up,,,wow. Censorship much? You have one no talented idiot getting hit by another no talented idiot, now the second idiot will have to pay up some cash. Maybe you should watch what you say too before someone punches you in the mouth huh? Sound like a place you wanna live? It's bullshit on both sides plain and simple.

[metallica78ivanaxel]

that faggot perez got what was coming to him!!

[devtamagi]

Wow now my birthday is seems a lot less awesome thank you mr. fleetwood hahaha. Good video.

[whispers83]

you down with OBB

yea you know me

you down with OBB

[Geoshi]

Very thought out, but when it comes down to it, I truly don't care about Perez Hilton

[NragedXX]

You made this whole situation interesting, prior, i could give two shits about Perez getting his Bean popped!!

~Rage