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  • Chuck Norris uses this to drink water

  • its a robot

  • Why lightsabers if u have watersabers!

  • Smiley fries!

  • And thats how babys are made..

  • U clearly dont know that u start cutting the model with a 1-2cm line outside the actualy model and go in and cut... otherwise u get crappy errors in the model

  • Im not seeing how the Skyrim music fits the video

  • Where can i learn this Thu'um?

  • love the music :D

  • chuck norris uses this to clean his teeth 0_0

  • No he doesn't retard, if this can cut through stone it will cut through bone and flesh. You must be a yank.

  • @h5y y are you getting so worked up? you need to calm down a bit

  • I work a machine like this every day to cut glass.

    Only ours is vertical instead of horizontal, and the glass itself moves instead of the nozzle.

    I can tell you it gets pretty spectacular when something breaks. Shitloads of pressure.

  • Skyrim!

  • sKYRIM soundtrack ftwww

  • Its like a Fus Ro Dah through a straw.

  • I wanna stick my hand under there

  • 0:42~0:57

    he was trolling us the whole time

    WHAT IT LOOK LIKE

  • Reminds me of my Water-pik flosser!

  • I just wanted to wash my hand

  • fuck reddit and fuck the overuse of skyrim

  • i wonder what would happen if you put your finger under the jet.

  • @Mojotation7 death

  • 1 + 1 = 2

  • The Most Epic Smiley Ever.

  • Am I the only one who would like to drink from that thing?

  • I think you should have started the cuts away from the actual shape and then moved in that way you would have clean shapes.

  • @alehax27 

  • now only need a vagina to shoot inside

  • i didnt know what to expect?

  • umm, this? why? just why? you- are here. NOW. WHY?

    YOU COULD TYPE "SHUFFLE GIRL" in that searchin bar and be viewing ACTUAL QUALITY CONTENT. GO! NOW! YES YOU! you will not suffer buyers remorse. trust me. the checks in the mail. i promise;i will NOT cum in your purty mouth,'k? be off with you now! K2

  • amazing pressure and all you can make is a smiley?

  • @fuelx7 not just a smiley, THE REDDIT ALIEN

  • Point is?

  • FUS RO DAH!

  • That what I need for the cats that keep shitin in my yard

  • This is cool, I run MG Messer Burn Machines at work to cut steel, ones plasma and the other is a flame burn machine.

  • Way skyrim music for a water cutting tool and reddit ?

  • Definitely looks a lot like the Reddit mascot.

  • REDDIT?

    

  • Rus FO DAH!!!

  • how does this work

  • @thepokigur High pressure water with a sand mixture. Cuts through just about anything.

  • why does this matter whatsoever?

  • How Chuck Norris does sculpture.

  • @Ferreal92 No. Just stop.

  • @Ferreal92 You drop a Chuck Norris line on a granite cutting video... It doesn't even make sense.

  • FUS RO DAH!

  • I was hoping something skyrim related was going to be made....

  • Next time move your pierce points away from the programmed line

    

  • Took a water jet to the knee.

  • Ah! That's nothing,I can piss harder lol

  • Awesome!!!

  • TIL

    

  • Skyrim Theme Song Rofl!

  • can it cut diamonds?

  • Better than a diamond pickaxe...

  • skyrim FTW

  • music from skyrim?

  • @MrKeathsuchy yup

  • This + super-soaker

  • i want to cut someones dick off wit dat shit

  • Lol what's with the Skyrim music? It's cool and all but it seems... a bit unprofessional?

  • @MsRandomwatcher So is the reddit alien.

  • anyway this is how the egyptians did it? maybe they had early versions of this technology?

    more plausible than aliens anyway :0

  • Chinese water torture just got a whole lot scarier

  • Skyrim?

  • @IceSlushi yessir

  • I need to see this with Guile's theme also.

  • THUMBS DERP IF DIGG SENT YOU HURRRRR

  • @rcj1942 you should have died instead.

  • @Larjit1 that isn't even true.

  • The Skyrim theme accompanies EVERYTHING PERFECTLY.

  • @LeviathanAU now lets put guile theme

  • FUS RO DAH

  • @ryuhaya1 Here's a thumb up your ass.

  • @ryuhaya1 HAHA Hope know dumbass thumbs up you. I've been using Reddit since 2009 and I can tell you that Everything you see now days, Like the Rage Face/ Troll Face and other stuff, all and I repeat all Originated and became popular from Reddit even the term Troll... And Hipster.

  • looks like someone got fired :/

  • I AM DOVAHKIIN!

  • what's next, light sabers?

  • YOU CUTTED REDDIT MAN

  • @skarredspartan "Spelt" is spelled wrong. Fail.

  • REDDIT ALIEN

  • To think I drink this every day.

  • bull shit

  • You spelt your own username wrong, OP -_-

  • @skarredspartan A true redditor

  • @skarredspartan The name was already taken since 2008.

  • can it cut your hand off?

  • @LLuDawg no sory bone is hardest matiral on eurth

  • @soccerkid2857. what about diamonds you idiot?

  • Reddit sent me here!

  • @fprintf Shut up fag.

  • @fprintf you god damn retard stfu about where you come from. do you no t read posts you damn fool.

  • 304 views 9:37PM local time

    Location: Georgia

  • I've seen this before from American Chopper... way back when. LOL.

  • I thought for sure its was going to cut out the Imperial Dragon emblem.

  • I bet it's not just water but water and sand

  • @TheVideoSupreme it says its "water mixed with an aggregate like garnet"

  • reddit

    

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  • DOVAHKIIN!!!

  • dovahkiin

  • World of Waterjet

  • Saying someone's joke is overplayed is overplayed. Come up with something new.

  • Have you ever seen water cut through something harder then steel? ...Yes...my knee

  • Now put your hand in it :D

  • I want my super soaker to do this.

  • whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Waterbenders should've owned everyone

  • Nice CGI.

  • And that's how Incas cut their stones...

  • Maxed my volume out

  • @deekante That joke is also over played, come up with something new.

  • @deekante all comments CTRL - F..done

  • WAAAAA IM A WHINY LITTLE BITCH THAT JUST WANTS TO BE HEARD. Skyrim is sooooo bad and I don't like arrow jokes because they hurt my feelings. MOOOOM, WIPE ME!

  • Imagine a dehydrated african drinking from that.

  • wow, thats amazing :D

  • karma whore

  • i used to be tough as steel then i took a C&c machine to the knee

  • HOLY FUCK

  • @bogger12345679

    That was the most half-assed attempt at that joke I've ever seen.

  • @Benoka fuck off you fagit

  • @bogger12345679 Your inability to spell forewarns us of your stupidity.

  • Was going to watch it but then got a arrow to the nee

  • @bogger12345679 troll harder.

  • Reddit Brought me here :)

  • @TheChubbyTom of course reddit brought you here, it was a video of a water jet cutting out the reddit alien.

  • Anyonelse thinking: "what would happen if i put my finger through there really really fast?"

  • @bogger12345679 It can.

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  • @bogger12345679 Yep. So the Grand Canyon was gouged out by aliens? Cool story bro.

  • @TheVaultDwellar no god made that dumbass

  • Scumbag @bogger12345679 :

    Claims it's fake

    2389489235 related videos by hundreds of different users in sidebar

  • @bogger12345679 Oh thank god, I thought you were being serious for a second.

  • @bogger12345679 i think you're fake, humans cant be that dumb, its stupid to even think about it lol

  • @bogger12345679 water can cut anything with enough pressure.

  • @omnipotent87 Even... WATER??

  • So much nicer than our plasma cutter. No smoke or heavy metal poisoning. I want one for our shop!

  • rofl y is the skyrim theme playing

  • Dear Santa...

  • Me: Cool. Not Bad... Wtf are they cutting? Seriously a smiley? NOO. nooo way. Give this person some karma NOW.

  • I NEED THIS FOR MY NEXT WATER FIGHT!

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  • FUS RO DAH

  • So would it cut my finger?

  • @LightboxGaming it can cut through granite. Unless your finger is titanium, I don't think it will stand a chance.

  • @LightboxGaming it would destroy your finger

  • Good music choice Keystone Granite.

  • i used to be silestone like you, then i took a waterjet to the knee

  • Skyrim anyone?

  • Is any one else scared at the fact that this has the potential to kill you? It has the potential to kill you.

  • @shaikSTEEZY If I'm ever led down on a concrete slab underneath a giant mechanical water blaster in a churning pool of water I shall shit myself accordingly. Until then, I'll pass on the fear.

  • It's normal to get a boner from this right?

  • So my GF made me this, she is the best!